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2 years

I can’t pick up my dogs prescription because I can’t remember her date of birth. They won’t tell me it because patient privacy. She’s a dog. She won’t tell me it either.

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2 years

Well. In good news. Anobelle is getting a new bday out of this - which means… she also gets a bday party. She’s looking forward to burgers with her ridiculous medication.

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2 years

@drunkandcoding Anobelles big brother takes one for the team when that happens

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2 years

@ICS_SCADA I get the vet to write a new paper prescription with her name spelled differently… cause she’s a dog. Not a human. There’s no ID. Lordy

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10 months

If you didn’t smile today…

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10 months

This is Bailey. She does this dance when she's happy. Which is often. 13/10

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@hankgreen I was very public - I wanted other young women to know and get checked out. 2 friends found lumps shortly after which were early stage BC and both successfully treated. I did purposely make my baldness awkward though by signing into a video meeting without telling anyone. lol

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2 years

@ScottQuennevil1 @ICS_SCADA It’s the first time they’ve ever asked - she’s been on this for a couple years - not sure what dog med regulations changed 😀

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1 year

@ErinInTheMorn Sooo mastectomy prosthetics wiggled in the wrong direction are now illegal?

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1 year

@InternetH0F Very real. It’s me. She’s called Anobelle

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2 years

@hacks4pancakes It’s me!

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11 months

It finally happened. The cuteness of my dogs forced one of the 22 year old apartment bro’s to ask me out. I got to say it. I’m old enough to be your mom and it wouldn’t have even been a teen pregnancy The horror.

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1 year

@RIPmika Oh lip/jeremy white is my absolute favorite. I’m with her.

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2 years

@whophd If I could reset Anobelle I’d hope to get rid of the faulty operations more so than the DOB :-)

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@Turbo81

1 year

@hankgreen I felt isolated by illness. I still do. Best thing they did was turn up in the long term. I have one friend who sets his calendar to remind me I’m meant to be getting a test. It’s amazing. Also letting me know I can ask for help and trust them to be there when I actually ask.

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2 years

Day 2 of ‘no I am not who you think I am but I am a very nice person also’ - I think the latest count is 23 people

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1 year

@jfslowik @ErinInTheMorn Or just… push up bras….

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2 years

@AMythicWitch I used a wind tunnel to test the aerodynamics (on a bike) of my boobs before and after a double mastectomy. Only time I could ever get that type of control.

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1 year

If this picture doesn’t depict what’s wrong in industry… I don’t know what does…

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1 year

Defend your network's honor

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1 year

@jfslowik @ErinInTheMorn Wait. Did they also ban strip clubs?

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11 months

@Bandrel For reference. They are adorable if I do say so myself

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5 months

Stop supporting conferences where they have 0 women in the speaker lineup. There is no excuse. If you don’t know women exist in this field… that’s a ‘you’ problem. It shouldn’t just be on us.

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1 year

@crftygddss1025 @hankgreen It had some benefits at Halloween

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2 years

imagine having to ask folks arranging your own conference - to vet the registration list for a dude who harassed/stalked you - because you know he saw it on LinkedIn. Welcome to being a woman in tech.

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2 years

Prepping hard for my talk today with a giant donut. Donuts are vegetables right?

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7 months

It’s been 9 years since I had my last chemo…. I’ve came a long way baby. So much hair. For anyone who’s struggling through cancer treatment and the holidays… just keep swimming and #fuckcancer

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1 year

If someone can find me this…. I need it

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1 year

"Not flat, we checked" -- NASA

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1 year

@hankgreen It’s the fascia of your skin being irritated… it’s the worst. I described it as it feels like my skin has detached and started causing friction inside. Weirdest frigging feeling.

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2 years

Just hanging out being adorable

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@Turbo81

2 years

We should have worked on decent pockets in womens clothes as hard as we worked on developing the phone for the pocket

World's Amazing Things

@Hana_b30

2 years

News Article, 1963.

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9 months

Conspiracy theorists: vaccines have trackers in them, the military know where we are at all times Real life: anyone know where the F35 is? Bueller?

Military: F-35 pilot ejects, crews search for missing jet

The pilot landed safely; now officials are looking for the fighter jet.

www.wjcl.com

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7 months

@AccidentalCISO Penetration. Used in both fields I am in. Never fails.

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@Turbo81

2 years

Well… I can survive cancer, race triathlon and be a chief scientist - but my dogs are actually the most interesting thing about me - but in good news I got 36 followers now - influencer career incoming!

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2 years

I can’t pick up my dogs prescription because I can’t remember her date of birth. They won’t tell me it because patient privacy. She’s a dog. She won’t tell me it either.

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11 months

Obligatory plane picture, why yes I am on my way to Vegas. Yee ha.

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9 months

Are you really a middle aged white dude in cybersecurity if you haven’t started (yet another) podcast to share your ‘invaluable insights’ and ‘probably misguided hot takes’ Oh to have the confidence that folks want to hear from you that much. Perhaps a gap analysis…just once

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@Turbo81

2 years

@hacks4pancakes At least it’s not because you look like me

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@Turbo81

2 years

@Cera_Kimkowski Happy birthday buster!

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@Turbo81

1 year

I made it all the way across! In one piece. 2 dogs + 1 4runner + 2 bikes + 1 Emma Thank you to all who called (or tried to) and listened to me blabber and made me stay awake/sane

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@Turbo81

9 months

You must drink beer, smoke cigars and play golf to be a female exec…is getting old. But hey. Why change something when it creates an exclusive environment for the old boys to make decisions and exclude

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9 months

Todays good health news from recent tests: my lungs and heart aren’t showing any sign of progressive disease - my heart has infact stopped ‘leaking’ It appears I am in remission from killer disease no2. lol. Now what am I meant to do? Just like be alive.

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@Turbo81

1 year

It’s my 9 year cancerversary! Emma didn’t die Day! I think after this year of health and life chaos it should be renamed to Emma won’t die day. Last year I was sad my year wasn’t much. I said I’d make this year better…and say yes more. So here it is 1/3

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@Turbo81

2 years

@NoContextBrits Remind me of… the most poorly thought out slogan for a town ever launched

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@Turbo81

2 years

Merry Christmas everyone!

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@Turbo81

1 year

This - for sure. I’ve never decided i need to work with someone because their plastic bottle reminded me. Donate a dollar to a local charity instead of the plastic piles.

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2 years

For those following the latest ‘Emma death attempt’ - I might have just got the best Christmas present… of my lung and chest scan coming back all clear. Thanks Santa

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@Turbo81

1 year

@sherrod_im @Dr_Oubre Someone once asked my husband - I was wearing his navy hoodie and bald - if his son was in the navy. I was the assumed son.

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1 year

Archie scared me this morning. Wouldn’t get up. Laying with his paw up and twitching. Start trying to work out what’s broke. His front dew claw was stuck in his collar. He’s a gump. Picture for gumpiness verification.

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11 months

Our Oppenheimer moment isn’t AI. It’s climate change. We aren’t running the AI scientists out the door for speaking out. We are ignoring (and have been ignoring) the climate scientists… cutting their funding when the speak against politicians. Y’all see that right?

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1 year

Mingo travels in style #louboutin 5 days in south Florida and I have a dog in my handbag

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@Turbo81

1 year

Warmth and cyber coordination! And so the 2 wks in Florida begins.

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@Turbo81

1 year

That’s enough peopling for 2023. Time to just hang out with dogs.

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1 year

This is the face of someone who ate all her plane twizzlers pre-flight and is on her way to see her dogs

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@Turbo81

1 year

The innocent faces of two dogs who saw my suitcase coming out again, and magically brought me a dead pigeon.

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@Turbo81

1 year

What the doctor ordered, the doctor being Dr Emma.

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5 months

I’d like to propose more dogs at conferences. Through all the chaos last wk, there was this little old dude. Hiding in the event room with us being a boss support dog.

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2 years

Todays memory is the day I shaved my head after starting chemo 8 years ago. Man I have a good round skull but my smile is far more real now. Fun fact no one tells you, your hair falling out actually hurts, like your parting is the wrong way all over your head. Still worth it

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11 months

Did I manage to get through 7 nights in Vegas without getting Covid and without a flare of my stupid autoimmune…. Why yes. Yes I did. For once… goooo Emma’s immune system for cooperating.

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@Turbo81

1 year

@engineers_feed What is reactive power…

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9 months

It’s Archie’s gotcha day! He’s came a long way from his horrible beginnings. There’s a reason he was called archie(bald). 7 years ago I got a phone call to ask me to meet a very special pup who needed help. Rescue all the dogs.

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1 year

I actually cooked… I only got distracted once, and nothing is on fire.

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2 years

As it turns out… I can still triathlete.

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1 year

@jeffffinner @InternetH0F She’s kinda princessy -loveable but particular. Haha

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@Turbo81

4 months

Once again. More dogs at conferences. This was actually a great idea. Raising money for the rescue and finding them homes. They brought so much happiness to the engineers

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@Turbo81

9 months

FYI. Shortening Save The Date to ‘I will send you the STD as soon as possible’ …..in an email to a work colleague is not advised

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@Turbo81

1 year

‘Even when the friendship is nearing its end of life’. National Park Service - you are wonderful.

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@Turbo81

9 months

At least my neighbors know how I roll now #themostwonderfultimeoftheyear #Halloween2023

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9 months

I achieved an American dream today. Pumpkin patch!

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1 year

@ihatejoelkim Willy’s revenge

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10 months

Mobile substations are cool AF.

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10 months

@DrewSmithee what be this hooked up to my sub(division) substation

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11 months

After something horrible happened to me this yr, the only way I cope with still going to cons, was to plan ahead every event and who I would see I am thankful for my friends - old and new - who keep me standing upright when it feels like things are crashing. You are all the best

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1 year

It’s me again! Yay. I can confirm - I got her prescription the next day (her bday is now 4/20/69)

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1 year

Sometimes Anobelle just doesn’t know how to dog. But they did visit a river for the first time and Archie rolled in mud. Maybe they can be east coast pups after all.

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1 year

@scuba_pathat @hankgreen Dammit. You saw this

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4 months

Little girls bag pulled to be searched at DCA. ‘Do you have anything sharp’ She holds up her unicorn horn pillow. Gonna go far kid. Best part of the morning.

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1 year

Can confirm.

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1 year

@hushmirrorball Oh I absolutely don’t need this song

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1 year

Me: I’m worried my meds are thinning my hair Also me:

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1 year

Archie is learning to be a bar hopping dog in Arlington. He’d like the fries please.

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@Turbo81

2 years

The annual Xmas dog picture session. Peppered with Archie’s judgement and Anobelle not understanding the assignment

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1 year

I got a dog in every port #mingo

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2 years

Vegas weather is absolutely trying to persuade a bunch of hackers to help prevent the looming climate disaster.

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1 year

@xkcd Countdown to this appearing in multiple journals

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11 months

This is how much we love talking about the electric grid @chrissistrunk

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1 year

I did it! I might be a runner again #rnrdc thanks to my new special heated gloves - I always find a way past obstacles.

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1 year

Today 18 years ago - I packed up my stuff and left Scotland to work at a national lab in California, for 1 year. Man it’s been a long year.

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11 months

@JamesEsses Say that to a few more people going through menopause…

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1 year

Is this how it ends?

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Canadian groundhog Fred found dead moments before Groundhog Day event in Quebec

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I made skull pizza pockets for dinner - I’m quite proud

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1 year

One can only take so many hits in life. I’m tired. I’d like to not be the brave one for a bit thanks.

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2 years

More trees more smiles - this time San Francisco

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10 months

Happy ‘pearl street station startup day’ - the birth of electricity generation and distribution as we know it! (Well kind of.. aside from that whole AC/DC thing)

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#OTD in 1882, Edison & team energized the Pearl Street Station. Six 100kW generators powered 400 lamps & changed the way Americans used energy forever. It took awhile, but eventually electricity replaced gas lighting just about everywhere. #energytwitter

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1 year

@ThanksCancer Some of us have freak reactions to chemo - so for those people. I suggest ribs

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@Turbo81

9 months

Doctor: update on tests…Absolutely everything is 100% middle of normal Emma: that’s a first - are you sure these are my results Doctor: yup Emma: sooo. Is that bad? I’m suddenly normal Doc: 🤦‍♀️

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1 year

@AbigailGlavy @ohyouresotough @ThanksCancer Every year I put together a collage of pics to say ‘this is what I did this year that was awesome’. It reminds me to keep saying yes to the adventures even when anxiety tells me i should hide indoors. Year 9 coming up!

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2 years

Christmas Trees are my favorite. Guaranteed to make me smile. Worth an 11 mile walk

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2 years

@fille_delespace Just Incase.

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11 months

Mom busted us out of dog jail and took us for a pup cup at Starbies. We may forgive her soon. She looks like death.

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11 months

Only in Vegas is my step count already over 10k for the day when I wake up. Also I hurt in ‘over 40’.

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1 year

#NewProfilePic

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5 months

You know - conference planning sucks, but seeing we managed to get 33% of the registrants to be women, and at least 65% of the panels have at least one woman on it (for a technical event) I am pretty proud to have made the effort on this one You can find them…

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1 year

Happy Valentine’s Day…

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