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please quote tweet a video that never ceases to make you laugh… i need a good laugh right now.

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@theashleyray I wonder if kids today can see that there is literally nothing in the adult world for them to look forward to. As a millennial, there was a promise that if you did well in school and got a job that things would be fine, and then we found that things were, in fact, not fine.

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*attempts to go to bed on time* *wakes up at 2 am* *grumbles, gets on Twitter* *Finds out about Logan Paul thing*

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@perlapucci You know what's the absolute worst? When you try to establish those boundaries and they complain that you're being too sensitive. Extra points if you treat them 1/10th as rude as they treat you and THEY get offended even more than you did.

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Me logging in to the Metaverse for the first time.

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@tri_felicia It's super eerie because in BOTW, it's kinda like, "Oh no, Ganon's power is at its peak. Be careful!!" While here, it feels like she's actually summoning the Blood Moon herself. 👀

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@yoofilos You're not gonna believe this...

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@Hbomberguy Ooof, I used to watch her stuff but found it odd how she was able to churn out so many video essays at such a regular pace. I had no proof that anything malicious was going on...but the vibes were just off, ya know? Glad it wasn't all just in my imagination!

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@cakesandcourage @CaseyExplosion Wait a minute...

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@othatsraspberry Hims driving a truck. 🤭

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@VoicesByZane They want overweight folks to lose the weight in their own homes with the blinds closed away from society. They want overweight people to stay hidden in their homes until they are conventionally attractive.

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@PolyDepression The game over in Battlespire was pretty great imo

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@TheSphereHunter Yo what are the odds? 👀

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The idea that cavemen were ruthless and would let you die if you were weak/sick/disabled. We have evidence of ancient humans taking care of each other long enough for broken bones to heal. They weren't stupid monsters.

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Tell me about a common historical myth that makes your hackles rise. I don't mean actual disinformation like Holocaust denial; I mean stuff like "Napoleon was short!" For me it's probably "corsets were torture devices for the rich" and "romantic love is a very modern concept."

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@moragearsolid Liquid is lucky to have died before Twitter was a thing because he seems like the type to rant about genes and then getting dragged in the community notes.

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@manueldailly @PFabiano

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@shaun_jen I downloaded this picture today wondering in what context I could possibly use it for. Now I have it: Consider this a companion piece to this newly released video.

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@superbunnyhop You made that video shortly after launch, aka the honeymoon period! Don't you know you aren't allowed to criticize a game everyone has been excited for until at least AFTER it wins game of the year? Be sure to withhold any and all criticisms for TotK until January 2024! 😃 /s

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@shaun_jen Here is a picture of the Grinch holding a gun.

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@twitgera me rn

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11 months

Big Boss in 1984 reading a news report about legitimate vampire sightings.

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>Big Boss canonically afraid of vampires >disappears around the 1980s >Vamp appears to be around his 30s-40s in MGS4 so he was possibly born in the 80’s Big Boss went off the grid as soon as an irl vampire showed up. 10/10 worldbuilding. Kojima does it again

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@quakerraina "In honor of the revolution, it's half-off at the Gap"

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@Kyoto_Network @girljininjapan

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@theashleyray COVID, along with the threat of school shootings, show that adults are piss poor at handling problems that aren't by the book. Maybe kids realize that, maybe not, idk!

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@thethethumbcat @alivenextyear @Liv_Agar They moved the walls using wheels and the stationary furniture were bolted. Here's a video talking about it:

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@JustinWhang Homer meeting Jesus

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@OSPyoutube I was amazed to see multiple threads full of people saying roughly the same thing, "It's *JUST* a movie about a monkey!" As if even humoring the idea that movies can be about stuff is the biggest sin you could ever commit.

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@Ghosty02772504 @andyheriaud @xoxogossipgita @islandgoth My understanding is that there is a "Muggles Studies" class that you have that supposedly teaches everything you'd learn in a normal school. Seems like a lot to cover in one semester imo 🤔

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@OnlyAWorldAway @CapriTheUnruly Mine was a bit closer...

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@othatsraspberry I remember the first time playing this with my sister, and she immediately pressed the select button because she desperately wanted to call the colonel for help. Didn't even get shocked once lol.

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@durkeetowner They may as well have been like...

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@ElastomerCasual @fortnitejizz

Porn - Scott The Woz

Extrait de : Rated E for Irrelevant - Scott The WozLien : https://youtu.be/WK2JDPZbu1Q?t=436Les extraits vidéo appartiennent aux créateurs des vidéos d'origi...

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@LateNight2000s I have fond memories as a kid parking at the Head Radio station and listening to the music while it rains. Felt so real to me.

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@Potatopolitics Ok but will you make me a, "pretty" girl? 😍

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@thatfrood My favorite part is when the other person gets mad at you for you getting upset! :D

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3 years

When your friend ascends to Godhood

▴ Games pics & talks account ▴🍉

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Link's awakening ending pics to bless your tl:)

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@deepfriedclyde I've been there and lemme tell you that 19 is actually comically young in the "adult world". You have more than enough time to figure things out and look out for opportunities.

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@irwegwert @GreatCheshire Some folks view the world as, "If it's legal than it must be moral." and oof yeah no that's not how that works. You can do something totally legal but have it be ethically/morally questionable.

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@spar10leonidas @beckylubera7 @LackingSaint @shaun_vids "If we don't kill them, they'll kill us." or something to that effect, regardless of the size of said country's military or influence.

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@ruggyscruggy Funny enough just today I saw an article about a man getting charged with just 10 counts of CP. My initial reaction was, "Wow, normally it's like 100 terabytes or something crazy!" dude must of thought incognito mode made him safe. Article in question:

Winchester man arrested for child porn

WINCHESTER, Ind. — A Winchester man was arrested and charged on ten counts for the possession of child pornography under 12 years old, a Level 5 felony, according to the Indiana State Police.…

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@FoldableHuman Not mine but currently babysitting!

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@GTA_OOC Sonny doing absolutely nothing and then takes over Tommy's business empire.

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@We_Are_Crow @jdebbiel When I was a kid I dreamt I accidentally left my dog out in a really bad winter storm and he got hit by a snowplow. 😭

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@ContraPoints Son, a woman is a lot like a... a refrigerator! They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice, and um Oh, wait a minute! Actually, a woman is more like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one!

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3 years

I can't believe I first played this at like age 20 and was like, "Yeah, seems legit. I hating following rules too!"

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fuck the police (and that means garrus vakarian)

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*Takes a sip of this* Oh... that's raspberry! ... Just like... ... @othatsraspberry !

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3 years

I kinda wish MGS4 got the open world treatment. It'd be fun sneaking around and using all of Old Snake's gadgets in a open global proxy war.

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@DoobusGoobus Kinda? Like the GTA stuff was more of a, "This game will turn your child into a sociopath!" to which you scoff at how ridiculous the claim was. With HP it's more, "This game will directly benefit a bigot." and folks mostly respond with, "muh childhood!".

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@BoundaryBreak At the very beginning, check to see if the Goose model is inside the bush the whole time or if he just spawns there the second you push the honk button.

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@othatsraspberry Among many reasons, Solidus's presidential campaign should have fallen apart once somebody asks why he was involved in the Liberian Civil War.

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@othatsraspberry So like...is Snake's cock out during this scene? I know Twin Snakes puts him in boxers but the line, "You mean you've...seen them naked?" sounded me to like, "Do you get dudes butt naked for missions too or am I special?"

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@shaun_vids

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@biggestjoel I guess it's a sort of, "if you say it will become real!" kinda thing. If you say it and shout it over and over again then it'll become mainstream knowledge and therefore cannot be challenged. Which I assume is the goal?

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@spookUUUU @runderpass @miniondeathcult Yeah 1000% what's happening. I wouldn't even wait 1 hour and I hate being *that guy* so for a cop to do it for 2 hours is extremely suspect.

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@SourceLocator @OOCWesternR34

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@LordEmmerich Naomi getting unbritished between 1 and 4.

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@spehsmureen @shaun_jen

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@afroposadism @Chinchillazllla I mean look at me! I'm so full of confidence that I can fuck off on my wife and get away with it! What's your problem, lady!?

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@bombsfall it's like the backgrounds from that one game...a night out into the woods. 🐈‍⬛️

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@molly0xFFF The animated stuff is just killing me

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@shaun_vids RIP

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Why is Peni Parker so sad? Cuz she saw all the porn you drew of her you sick fucks!

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@PushinUpRoses Last night within 5 minutes of walking in, my Uncle commented that I was, "Doing too much office work!" (translation: You gained weight) and this year I took no bullshit and said, "What are you saying? That I'm fat?" and he got all flustered and changed the subject.

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@SimpsonsQOTD Way to go, Otto!

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@OOCWesternR34

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@superbunnyhop Also somethingsomething if the devs don't get a 98 Metacritic then their children get fed to wolves somethingsomething.

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@theashleyray Oh God, what have I done!?

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When people say, "This is sending me!" this is what I picture every time.

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fuck it, qrt or reply with a personal favorite youtube poop clip, the more obscure the better I'll start

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@D_B_Harrison Here is a handy graph that may help! Not that this is gospel but sexual intimacy is generally a healthy thing to have in one's life and accidents do happen even with proper protection!

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@NationalPepper If I remember right, the original didn't even have Kendall as an NPC model, so they just used a generic black female ped during this mission and hoped nobody would notice.

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@PushinUpRoses Point is, like you said, you don't owe anybody shit and need to stand your ground on these things.

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@GreatCheshire @SuperButterBuns Are people stuck on autoplay or something? How does a comment like this even happen? I have so many questions!!

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@shainehinnant "He threw her onto the bed and laid on top of her. She could feel something solid forming in his jeans like a snake." Me:

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@NationalPepper 100% GTA3 is genuinely fun to work towards, and you get a ton of great rewards for doing it. (Some of the rampages can be a pain, tho) 100% Vice City is...fine? The import/export list is the hardest part for me because of RNG 100% San Andreas is obnoxiously long. Burned me out!

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@Buddyhead @WolframCochrane

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I can't believe Quinton Flynn is not only a gamer, but a more hardcore one than me!

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The Ultima weapon stood no chance against the flurry of dancing flames ;)

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@hellocookie The only legitimate jobs are liftin stuff and doin math in a cube. If you ain't liftin or cubin then you don't have a "real job" like everybody else. 🙄🙄🙄 Seriously tho, art makes life so much more bearable and it's insane that we don't treat it as seriously as it deserves!

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@owlyowlnow @Ghosty02772504 @andyheriaud @xoxogossipgita @islandgoth You may be right, I haven't read the books in years and ~vaguely~ remember it being a locked door in the Chamber of Secrets on PS2 😅

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Max Payne 3 gets dangerously close to pointing out that in the journey to avenge the death of two people, he's murdered well over 1,000 people tangentially related to the crime.

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@LonelyGoomba Probably gearing up for a lawsuit. We'll probably hear from him again before the year is over.

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@PeachSaliva Hope Pat makes this joke

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@ApacheSmash @Exisidis2 I decided to swim straight down after doing the glitch to see if anything happened. Apparently, a dead clone of Raiden appears in the mission failed screen! 🤔

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I think Halo is a cool guy. He kills daedra and doesn't afraid of anything!

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BREAKING: Microsoft announces that Halo 2 is now officially part of the Elder Scrolls timeline, taking place at the same time as Oblivion

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@Devon_OnEarth I assume

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@BoundaryBreak Metal Gear Solid Peace Walker has a ton of product placement in the Japanese version that isn't in other versions. Maybe you can find something fun to do with that?

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@AngriestPat Why is it raining in the club rn?

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Also, the "missing link" between apes and humans doesn't exist. The reason it became a thing is because old white men from the 1930s were having a hard time accepting that all of humanity came from Africa. They wanted to find proof that whites and blacks were separate species.

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@PushinUpRoses *Shaun's Voice* "Hello, Everyone!"

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@task_exe @TheSphereHunter She hunted the biggest sphere of them all!

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@othatsraspberry @pitohui Raiden makes a point of saying he's done VR missions of the Shadow Moses and Tanker Incident, so I just assumed Twin Snakes was the VR of Shadow Moses.

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@shaun_vids You can't lie about what's in the box! 💣➡️📦❓️

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