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Tom Jacobson

@TomJacobson25

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UWP graduate. Alpha Male. Unapologetic. Darius Bolden Advocate. Hoes be trippin.

Joined May 2022
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Tom Jacobson
1 month
What if I told you, the greatest WIAC duo of all time never actually played in a collegiate game. #Day29
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Dave Rogers, you woke sissy, starved for attention, estrogen user, vaxxed, Kamala apologist, & homosexual Brad nies supporter. You were once my brother, but you betrayed the brotherhood when they needed you most. The people need the truth & I AM LOYAL TO THE BROTHERHOOD! #Day30
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Due to recent events with WiacDave. I’ve decided to return from gooning in silence immediately. As a founding father of the Wiac brotherhood, I’m back. Tom Jacobson’s 30 days of memes starts tomorrow.
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6 months
I can’t get enough of #mememonday
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2 months
Fxck it. Travis Wilson highlights #Day27
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6 months
Cade Hall spotted developing a new unorthodox basketball skill, wow those bluegolds are going to be scary this year!
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8 months
After Whitewater’s heartbreaking loss to UWRF. Jacob Butler and Trevon (dookie) Chislom exchanged some heated words. Jacob said “happy senior night”, while Chisolm responded, “idgaf my boyfriend still giving me head tonight”. What a battle from these two stars!
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3 months
Fxck it. Gage Malensek highlights. #day4
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5 months
15 likes and I’ll give @WIACDave a #BarnstableBlumpkin
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3 months
Obvious reach in foul is called* Jameer Barker: #Day7
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7 months
My beloved Austin Westra, I miss you so much. How I wish I could goon to your bulging biceps one last time. Til we meet again old friend… #whyd3
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3 months
POV: You said good game to Miles Hettinger (he didn’t like your tone). #Toms30daysofmemesday3
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8 months
@WIACDave care to explain?
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Matt Lewis reminiscing about when Brad Nies added testosterone blockers to WIAC water fountains. #Day25
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Coach Gritzmacher: Everyone get together for the hard hat team photo! Austin Westra:
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7 months
Live look at Cade Hall preparing for his 6th year!
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6 months
UPDATE: Cade hall spotted still putting that work in at the UWEC outdoor courts!
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6 months
Cj Cambell challenging Miles Hettinger for WIAC crash out of the year.
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7 months
@ColeSchmidt09 @WIACDave A common theme among platteville big men is that they all have a disability. Brad Nies being a liberal, Miles hettinger being a crash out, and Joey fuhrmann being unable to complete his homework. You have to wonder what disability Leifker would adopt if this move was made!
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Sources out of UW-Stout tell me Nick (welcome to the) Jungel has begun his offseason Girthmaxxing to improve his halftime gooning sessions.
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POV: Jeff Berkhof pregame speech rematching Jeff Gard in the 2025 WIAC championship. #Toms30daysofmemesDay2
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3 months
On Day 30 I will be EXPOSING Dave Rogers, he was not who we thought he was…
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3 months
Cade Hall bag work. #Day19
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9 months
Breaking: @Austin_Westra downgraded to doubtful tonight vs. Whitewater (mewing).
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8 months
On my way down to Whitewater to watch UWRF vs UWW. Happened to run into the UWRF MBB team during their pre game meal at Perkins! I also saw Carter Capstran sitting alone in the corner booth with 7 loaded barbecue tangler burgers! What a meal!
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POV: Walking past Rod Payne in the hallway #Day24
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3 months
The stories the incoming freshman are told about Rod “kisses” Payne. #Day12
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Average day in the classroom for Joey Fuhremann. #Day13
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“Dad, who was Seth Bunders?” #Day18
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CJ Cambell 2023 Highlights #Day15
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3 months
Opening night for the Falcons at Page arena: Noah Hansen: #Toms30daysofmemesday1
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9 months
Quinn Steckbauer to Levi Borchert for not taking his 5th year and leaving him alone in Oshkosh with the sissy libtards.
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“Oh no! Zac Johnson is injured, we are finished!” Nick Deluca: #Day10
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23 days
Members of the WIAC brotherhood, thank you for taking part in Tommy’s 30 days of memes. I hope I made some of you laugh along the way. I plan to bring this back next year, and will continue to be active until then. Westra content is in the works.
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JJ Paider overtaking Austin Westra’s playing time and mewing streak this season.
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Luke Schwartzhoff walking into Latinos on a regular Friday night. (waiting for freshman to shake sum)
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Just had to for #Day23
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Average Jackson Noll performance at the annual UW-Stevens Point pride night. #Day22
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“JT Hoytink FROM WAY DOWNTOWN!” #Day9
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Joey Fuhremann and chegg #Day28
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Sources claim Brad’s (he/him) first act in office is to put testosterone blockers in all UWP water fountains.
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5 months
Dave Rogers (woke), is now the front runner for “SISSY ESTROGEN VAXXED HOMOSEXUAL LIB BETA MATT LEWIS SUPPORTER AND BIDEN APOLOGIST OF THE YEAR AWARD”.
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8 months
Sorry for the delay, was very pisshammered! Now here is the WIAC pre game shitting locations of the year! 1. UWRF 2. UWO 3. UWP 4. UWW 5. UWSP 6. UWL 7. UWS 8. UWEC Grades were based off of space, seclusion, privacy, and availability!
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9 months
All alphas in the WIAC joining Jeff Berkoff today to defeat Matt Lewis and his liberal agenda while eliminating Oshkosh from playoff contention.
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8 months
Sources tell me UWRF parents will not be bringing their children to the WIAC championship game in Platteville, (for obvious reasons).
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Steve Ruckson
8 months
I’d like to give a shoutout to Ben “the Predator” Probst for battling the Epstein scandal while helping lead a team to the WIAC championship. If I was UWRF I would be filled with fear.
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POV: Matt Lewis after discovering the burners. #Day8
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Don’t really know what’s going on here but #Day24
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8 months
@WetMcwilly Think I’d rather choose a hot and sweaty Nick Jungel!
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8 months
Not everyone can Mew in the Jungel. #Hardhathim
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3 months
Realizing there will be no Austin Westra for the 2025 season… #Day11
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8 months
@WIACDave Give me Jackson Noll over 1.5 tears shed during the national anthem!
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9 months
Austin (baby don’t hurt me) Westra’s mewing streak is alive and well!
@UWLEagleMBB
UW-La Crosse Men’s Basketball
9 months
Congrats to Sophomore, ( @JJPaider ) for winning the Blue Collar Hard Hat Award in tonight’s senior night home victory over Whitewater!! This is JJ’s fourth hard hat of the season which leads the team!! #TAG #GoEagles 🦅🏀
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@WIACDave Carter Capstran: “I’m over here strokin my dick, I got lotion on my dick and I’m just strokin my shit”.
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7 months
@WIACDave @1_langmore I think I may have taken this tweet in the wrong context, Dave.
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POV: One week until the 2025 season and Jeff Berkhof still hasn’t found a replacement for Tyler Curvey. #Day6
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Noah Hanson finally being able to rest knowing Keith Hoffman will be the next WIAC Grandpa. #Day20
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7 months
@ColeSchmidt09 @WIACDave Sources from Winona tell me this guy uses the Joseph Adamson patented “forceful rizz” strategy. Watch out for this guy!
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8 months
Wow! @NuckTational , it appears to all be making sense now.
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9 months
Guys I think I scrolled a little too far…
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7 months
Your weekly hammered Austin Westra tweet is scheduled for 10:00 PM. Stay tuned.
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9 months
@WIACDave Inside sources have quoted Noah Hanson is, “sick of Probst’s liberal agenda, and will be putting a stop to it tonight”.
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7 months
Developing story: Inside sources from UWRF tell me Drew Adams visit went great, as of now they are his #1 option. Setting the line at -250 for Adams to be a Falcon.
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@BucksDynazty River Falls is so alpha they aren’t even listed.
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9 months
@RileyWells21 Starting to think Ben Probst’s woke liberal agenda has spread throughout the Platteville Men’s team. Hearing rumors the only alpha that remains is Seth Bunders. Let’s hope he prevails!
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9 months
@ColeSchmidt09 With that head to neck ratio it begs the question, will he be taking instead of giving?
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8 months
I’m afraid to say, but the entire WIAC is relying on Platteville tonight. A loss would tarnish our reputation as a top 2 conference in the nation every year. #Rollpioneers
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@WIACDave @WetMcwilly @AB84 While UWRF may seem like the runaway favorite, sources tell me UWS has had multiple players dating on their team, which would lead me to believe they are a formidable contender.
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Sources claim sissy libtard @AOhde4 will be attending the UWRF vs. UWSP tonight. I might just have to mog that beta male for voting for biden. #fucktheleft
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@WIACDave Love the Logan Benson pick.
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@FalconsDave @mreeck21 Reportedly Bros has recently been banned due to the food poisoning outbreak during the UWRF team meal last week.
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8 months
Developing story: Miles Hettinger has been arrested for beating a man to death in a Platteville Subway, after he reportedly “made eye contact with him”. More to be reported soon.
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9 months
Might be time for Brad to stop swinging that dumbass pickaxe and start posting up harder. I cannot believe my beloved pioneers will not be undefeated in conference play this year! 😡
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@jackson_noll @AOhde4 Sources have informed me that Ohde was extremely motivated after the biased debate last night. What a game.
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@WIACDave Looking forward to the next one!
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3 months
This deserves a repost for #Day17
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@WIACDave Sources claim Brad Nies is looking to slip testosterone blockers into Leifker’s water bottle pregame. Let’s hope the managers catch that before it happens!
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Donald J. Trump
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ISIS has a new leader. We know exactly who he is!
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@WIACEddyNorris
Eddy Norris
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Eddy Norris WIAC Predictions Jan. 27 - UWO gets upset victory on the road -UWRF get huge win with big game from Logan Benson hitting 3 3s -UW Whitewater Continue to struggle as UWEC Wins -UW Plateville gets back on track as they handle UWL #D3hoops #Norrisknowsball
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11 months
. @jackson_noll vs Stevens Point this year
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UW-Stevens Point Men’s Basketball
11 months
🚨GAMEDAY🚨 UWSP Men’s Basketball is excited to host it’s 1st Pride Game to show that we are an ally for the LGBTQIA+ community. Shirts will be sold for $15 and all proceeds will be donated to The Trevor Project. 🆚 Edgewood College ⌚️ 3:00 PM CT 📺
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@PenisBreath6942 UW Whitewater (last chance U) should be number 1!
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9 months
Trouble at Stout? Recent inside sources have informed me that UW Stout’s team chemistry and moral has been taking a huge hit due to Nick “welcome to the” Jungel’s halftime gooning sessions. @FalconsDave and I will be covering this and more tomorrow @7pm .
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March 6th, 2022. Kyle Tuma shot 3/16 in his final career game and finished 3 points shy of 1K. #Day21
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@WIACDon @PenisBreath6942 @DrCraigOswald @WIACMarkyClarky @KarenHubert10 @ColeSchmidt09 @Adertitsoff1975 Me, a hot and sweaty Nick Jungel, and probably another hotter and sweatier Nick Jungel. Preferably a car with no AC as well.
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In light of UWSP’s upset tonight, let’s revisit some footage of @CalKrohn playing volleyball last year!
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2 years
@MinnyFanDave Vegas odds leaning towards a “fuck these guys” for the Holland pregame speech!
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@WetMcwilly brotha are you alive?
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