THE premier WIAC sports analyst. milwaukee native. overall there. Donnie Darko’s 2023 D3 Analyst of the Year Award winner. commonly referred to as “PB” |
#D3DOTY
@OldRowOfficial
i knew a chick who looked like this in HS and had to sit next to her in English. I still remember that smell. It truly fucked me up. Can’t describe it. I’ve only smelt it 1 or 2 times since then. I think of her right away.
🚨🚨PB PROJECT🚨🚨
In the light of many top 10 WIAC twitter personalities lists… I want to do one for the whole
#WIACBrotherhood
.
If this tweet gets 40 likes I will rank all 92 members of the
#WIACBrotherhood
. I Will NOT be including myself in the list.
#PBRanked
3 best receivers in the WIAC gathered to take some pics at Nikos Gyros.
It’s bigger than just football for us Titans. I sat exactly where those men are sitting. I got too drunk and got kicked out of that fucking seat.
Other WIAC twitter guys aren’t connected to their
these HS recruits nowadays need to stop posting every single thing they get.
we don’t need to know that
@UWOFootball
or
@UWLEagleFB
wished you good luck in your division 5 middle of fucking no where FNL game.
Yea. i bet your a stud. IF you get the chance to play WIAC, your
🚨BREAKING🚨
Taylor Swift and UWO WR/Recruiting Coordinator/USC Mount Rushmore member, Mason Robinson have reportedly been getting frisky and ‘mingling’ in the valley according to
@DoyleFloyd2
#d3fb
I turned 21 today. Blessed to see another year on Earth.
With that being said, I am going to get so fucking drunk TN and this weekend. On Saturday I will be calling on my
#WIACBrotherhood
for a PB shot… which will be revealed at that time (PB is buying)
Lets put the city in a
Hi
@NMU_Football
You are drunk sacks of shit. Causing a ruckus in my high five line?!? FUCK YOU!!!!!
6 hour drive back to no-where town. Bet you’ll all be bellied up at the bar tn. Dog finds its fucking bone you god damn drunk sons of bitches.
good riddance.
#36AND4
#WIAC
🚨1,000 FOLLOWERS🚨
Shoutout to all the followers, likers and viewers.
I love each and every single one of you. Even the haters. I love em all.
Here is to 1000 more.
#WIACBrotherhood
#D3DOTY
#PBroadTo1k
Imagine a player pushing his coach?!? Andy Reid should have dismissed him.
Kelce pushes his elderly coach like that… imagine what this douche bag does to Swift…
Fuck Travis Kelce!!!
#SuperBowl
I want to congratulate this group of men for a triumphant victory this evening.
Winning the top group of a WIAC intramural basketball league is not easy.
I’ve been in the B league playoffs in my career once or twice… it’s war!!!
12!🟨⬛️
#d3fb
Lot of pushing and shoving in the handshake line at the
@UWLEagleFB
game. Those NMU guys are fucked.
3rd street is gonna be whole lotta maroon tn.
hey
@NMU_Football
have a nice bus ride back you fucking suckers. I hate you all.
I’m getting drunk with
@GoralskiBrennan
and
Saw a UWL mbb player on campus. Asked me if I was going to the game. I have so much fucking work to do. I wish i didn’t see any of the players so they wouldn’t give PB the puppy eyes. It takes a lot to be drunk and disorderly at WIAC games.
If this gets 100 likes I will go to
These SEC burners are getting hundred of thousands of views on shit that would get 4k-8k views in the
#WIACBrotherhood
If I do grad school i’m going to LSU and pursuing the burner life full-time professionally.
@bin612enjoyer
@lancemcdonald84
Impressive, yet scary win for my Titans today. Winning any away game in the WIAC is tough. Going to Stout and battling from behind to win in double OT is a success to me.
Now go black out and get ready for Monday’s episode of Yellow and Gold.
12! ⬛️🟨
#d3fb
ACTUAL WIAC football starts this week.
None of this out of conference shit. Not playing any Fibs, Yankee Fucks, or West coast geezers.
Just hard-nosed WIAC football.
Super excited. I’ll be at
@UWPlattFootball
AT
@UWLEagleFB
on Saturday (south end zone)
#d3fb
#CPLOVER
Like this tweet if you’d like to see a 2023 UWOxPB Football Banquet on Friday November 17th at Kelly’s Bar from 6-9 PM. Kelly’s and I would be sponsoring free beer with any purchase.
Seasons not done yet, just throwing some ideas out.
12!🟨⬛️
#d3drunks
Was walking on campus as
@UWLEagleFB
practice was getting out. Lot of talk about the Titans. Hearing there is a loss of focus at practice. Janus looks a little wobbly out there too. He knows Petey ain’t coming to the 608 without some tricks up his sleeve.
I will be at the Titan
Super excited to announce I’ll be in attendance for
@UWLEagleFB
AT
@UWOFootball
On OCTOBER 12, 2024 in Oshkosh, WI at JJ KELLER.
I will be arriving very early saturday morning and getting sloppy drunk all god damn day.
A birdie told me it’s also Pub Crawl. Haven’t experienced
Very Thankful for this media company i started. Thankful for all the followers. I’m even thankful for the Whitewater burners… they push me everyday.
Also, Happy 21st Bday to Will “Flacco” Brust. Hope your day is filled with family, fun, and some good food man.
12! 🟨⬛️
#d3fb
🚨🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨🚨
The Official PB WIAC Coolness/Skill Matrix !!!
Having both skill and coolness are the most important factors of a WIAC Team. The best of the best will be found in the “PB TRIANGLE OF EXCELLENCE”
How did I do?!? LEMME KNOW!
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#WIACBrotherhood
whitewater week. I got Kobe WINNING the game with 5 total TD’s. 3 passing, 2 rushing. 405 total yards while tossing 24/31. Final score being 56-24. DOWN GOES BULLIS. DOWN GOES JOHN WALKER.
7:23 AM and my main thought is how
@UWLCoachJanus
constructed his schedule to have his bye week during Oktoberfest weekend.
This could REALLY impact his season and let me tell you why:
1. The week before:
No one is gonna take practice seriously because everyone is gonna be
DOWN GOES UWW. DOWN GOES RINDAHL. DOWN GOES
@popsofone
. DOWN GOES
@noobmaster66
.
Michael Stack, with a JV leg, drills a game winning FG to shut up the most annoying piece of shit fan base in the nation.
#d3fb
Arguably the most Important award:
The PenisBreath Excellence Award🥇
It’s going to… Daniel “Stiff” White.
Stiff exemplifies everything the name PenisBreath stands for. Whether it’s his friday morning quotes, nascar obsession, or 80’s references. Stiff is a stand up guy
At the UWL health center. Don’t feel so good. The “doctor” i had was a med school freak. This guy starts drawing me pictures like he’s the fucking Good Doctor.
Yea i get it pal. You know a lot of medicine. I know a lot about the fucking WIAC. Who’s the more important person in
I’ve been contemplating what position and WHO i’ll be for the first PB Road To Glory.
Here are the top options right now:
1. Riley Warzynski - QB - ????
2. Nate Wara - QB - UWO (alum)
3. Lukas Collings - TE - UWL
4. Dan White - ILB - UWO
5. Braeden Ott - RB - UWL
6. Austin
very interested to see how
@DougieBurson
will develop into being THE main running back. it’s gonna be hard for kobe to pass when we got walter fucking peyton steam rolling ppl.
#d3fb
#WIAC
If it hit 400 followers by Friday…
I will come to Oshkosh Friday night and get 12/10 drunk because I’m a 12! kind of guy.
12!🟨⬛️
#d3Drunk
#PbAsksYouDeliver
🚨The 2023 Politos STUDENT-Athlete award🥇
Co-Winners:
@bpeterson_9
and
@chad_gerig
This Bonnie and Clyde tag team duo show up to each
@wnm1973
class like it’s their last. Huge future for both of these smart dedicated book worms.
Congrats.
#d3fb
I have multiple cuts on my hands and a bruised up knee. big bump on my head too. I have no idea what I did.
Also linked some UWO and UWL FB players yesterday. We let all of UWL know that Titans are standing on business this fall.
12!🟨⬛️
#d3drunk
1 year ago today I met Cole “Howitzer” Lannert. Throughout the night we bonded, we laughed, we hugged, and we drank. 1 year ago today changed my life. I love you Lannert.
See you this weekend pal.
VIDEO CONTEXT: Look at Lannert just fucking that batter. Nice swing shithead.
Possibly my favorite TAPPED IN Flick of the night.
4 PB shots right in front of some ladies. No better way to show your dominance.
One of them actually asked “ OMG are you penisbreath!?!” I told her go buy a Motel room and i’ll show you how i got that name.
#WIACBrotherhood
Todays agenda:
1. Work until 3-4ish.
2. Start drinking CP.
3. Go to Bar
4. Go to Brewers game
5. Find
@WIACSteve
and tap in.
6. Go back to bar.
7. black out and wake up naked in bed
#D3DOTY
#WIACBrotherhood
pay day. drinking day. My
#2
WIAC team won (against a shitty team). My
#1
WIAC team (
@UWOFootball
) plays tomorrow against an actual tough non-conference opponent.
i think its gonna be a rly close game. But I’m taking my 🟨⬛️UWO TITANS⬛️🟨 OVER THE FILTHY FIBS 21-17
PB’s 🔒
God dammit is this nice. All of these gents have a nice big smile on their face. The connection being made between the Titans and the existing Osh community is special. You can truly feel the connection between the team and town grow. Glad to see this. 😄😄😄
#d3fb
#TitanUp
Thanks to the
@UWOFootball
team for making Oshkosh shine! These guys spent time scrubbing docks & cleaning up Downtown Oshkosh & the Riverwalk! 💛🖤
#discoveroshkosh
#uwo
3 greatest moments in USA History
1. Seal Team 6 taking out Osama Bin Laden
2. Iowa beating the shitty LSU team
3. A young boy making a twitter account named “PenisBreath6942”
#WIACBrotherhood
#NATIONALD3WEEK
oktoberfest recap:
It was the last one in my college career (probably never coming back to one after I graduate)
And let me tell you… I am fucking GLAD.
I didn’t do anything bad and i just feel greasy and ashamed of myself.
Idk if i can even roll church because of how gross
Listening to the Petey/UWO podcast.
“I want the most rowdy and respectful group of fans and individuals to be part of Saturdays in Oshkosh…” - Petey
“I have no doubt that titan nation knows where that line is” - Darrell
Nope. I have no fucking clue where that line is sir.
This trip to
#TheValley
was arguably the best yet.
A late audible downtown let me meet some fuckin dudes.
The Winner of the PB Weekender of the Week:
Justin Peck
Honorable Mention:
Schirger, Steele, Checkalski, and Daniel “Stiff” White.
#2023UWOTitansGolfOutingScandal
I have 4 more PB - WIAC FB most improved POTY candidates.
If this gets 25 likes i’ll release them all.
2 on UWL
2 on UWO
Hint: one of them plays like Big AJ
BOOM!!!!
#WIACBrotherhood
#d3fb
🚨🚨THIS IS NOT A DRILL🚨🚨
@JayaHatlestad
is officially my
#WIACWIFE
I’m taking her to Pier 500 in Hudson. Us 2 will then be joining
@WIACDave
and Karleigh for some drinks at Johnnie’s.
I can’t believe i’m saying this… I’m in love!
#WIACBrotherhood
As I reflect on this weekend, I’d like to grade myself with a B. I know I had more in me, but hope I gave enough. The only think I can do is move on and focus on the future. With that being said, Oshkosh… I am coming back some day and WILL beat the liquor till it begs for mercy.
If I hit 500 followers by noon on Friday January 12th, 2024… I will drink till I blackout and tweet about Whitewater all night long.
That’s all for now. 12! 🟨⬛️
#d3fb
#d3twitter
#WIAC
#PBto500
WOW. 2023… where do I begin? I did so much this year. My media company has grown so much. Looking towards 2024, I want to expand to 5K followers and get some features on podcasts.
Here’s some of my favorite 2023 PB moments.
and of course… 12!🟨⬛️
#d3fb
#PBowns2024
I’d love to know where these guys buy their meth. No
@UWOFootball
?!? Just wait…
@UWLCoachJanus
does not have it in him and I know sure as shit that
@CoachRindahl
doesn’t have it in him. Get these nut jobs out of the rankings and slide THE TITANS into them. Now…
#d3fb
🚨BREAKING🚨 PO
@Colelannert23
has become the first PB ATHLETE. This is Lannert’s first NIL deal. I just had a drink with him and he told me, “I’m so jazzed for the opportunity to represent Penis Breath Inc. on the baseball field!” Congrats Cole… the hard work has just begun.
Had an intramural soccer game last week. Both teams wore same color so my team needed pennys. Saw a bunch of numbers including “91”. I immediately grabbed it. “Rodman?” people asked…. no. Jacob fucking Mandella. We lost. Moral of the story: Titan Up.
@brianwhite50
#d3fb