3 years sober. UWO Grad 2001. Love the
#WIAC
,
#D3Hoops
and my Titans. Blackbelt. Milk lover. Seagull hater. Technically not a doctor (yet).
#CancelTravisWilson
Thank you Penis Breath! This is high praise from one of the all-time greats in the
#WIACBrotherhood
! Can’t wait to discuss Titan football with you this fall!
#12
⬛️🟨
🚨
#WIACBROTHERHOOD
URGENT MESSAGE 🚨
I’ve been doing some research to try and connect Travis Wilson to different terrorist organizations, and I’ve finally done it. It appears that the creation of CNN triggered Travis Wilson’s birth. It all makes sense now.
#CancelTravisWilson
#NewProfilePic
Was starting to worry that people were forgetting how much I love this country.
God,
#D3Hoops
, and the United States of America.
Dr. Craig Oswald.
In honor of me amounting 53 followers, I want to give a shoutout to my favorite
#53
in all of
#D3football
, UWO DL Curtis Jaskulke. The pride of Stoughton had 15 tackles last season, and I expect a huge year from the JJ Watt of the
#WIAC
.
#12
⬛️🟨
Happy Independence Day,
#WIACBrotherhood
! 🇺🇸
Did you know that UWO star Michael Metcalf-Grassman (6-5, Shawano) wears
#4
to honor our country’s birthday, July 4th?
One of the few true Americans left at UWO.
#Alpha
Pearl Harbor. 9/11. The end of WIACDave. This is truly a sad day in American history, up there with some of the worst. If this really is the end, thank you Dave for all you have done for the
#WIACBrotherhood
. We will survive! The left will pay for this!
#ThankYouDave
It was my hope that historic Zorn Arena (1952-2024) -- former home of UW-Eau Claire Basketball -- will be added to the National Register of Historic Places.
But, no, it will be demolished 😭😭😭
@WIACMarkyClarky
Marcus Clarkinator is anti-USA confirmed! I only drink
#AlphaWaters
because they have my country’s flag on the can. I’d drink piss if it was in a red white and blue can.
@WIACEddyNorris
Colton hasn’t hit double-digit likes on a tweet since June. I’ve never been one to count likes, but I’m just looking for a potential motive. Self esteem was getting a little low, so he decided to cyber bully
@WIACDave
. Makes sense to me. - Dave from Craig’s account.
@WIACDave
@KwikTrip
I heard Quinn Steckbauer holds the record at the Merrill Kwik Trip for times saying “see you next time” in a single shift. I’ll work on finding out what that number is, but has to be triple digits at least.
Baby Gronk in black and gold just looks right. With this commitment, I think it’s time to update his nickname to reinforce his Alpha status. Welcome to Oshkosh, Baby Schwalbe!
@PenisBreath6942
Thanks for clarifying Mr. Breath. Love the CCIW/Taliban comparison, although I think I’d cheer for the University of Afghanistan if they were playing Illinois Wesleyan. And that’s coming from a true red-blooded American.
@PenisBreath6942
I hope this is some kind of sick joke, Mr. Breath. The CCIW is an illegitimate conference of “liberal arts” colleges. You supporting that conference would seriously hurt the image of the
#WIACBrotherhood
.
Step aside Nate Wara, I have a new favorite UWO football coach. Thanks for the follow
@coachmaerob
! Let me know if there’s any way I can help recruit the next great Titans! Can’t wait to watch my guys this fall!
#12
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Can’t say I’m surprised, but I’ve been very disappointed with the leftist media for failing to credit smaller accounts for breaking sports news. Here are a few recent examples of
#WIACBrotherhood
members breaking news and failing to receive the credit they deserve (thread):
Listening to JP right now while
#D3Drunk
and my only critique is that his songs are too short. I just don’t ever want his songs to end. Hopefully he mentions the
#WIACBrotherhood
in his next song.
The
#WIACBrotherhood
did it!!! Mark Miller finally gave
@WIACDave
the credit he deserves. If only there were more people like Mark in this world. Much respect for a man that can admit when he’s wrong. Today we showed the left what happens when you mess with the
#WIACBrotherhood
!
Thank you all for 90 followers! If I were 90 years old, I would be tied for the third-youngest season ticket holder at Stevens Point basketball games!
#OldPeople
@B_Sorenson77
This doesn’t look good. I’m going to try to find a way to blame it on the left. In the meantime, I’m going to pretend I didn’t read that.
I hate my job so much. Unfortunately, being a Top-10
#WIAC
Reporter doesn’t pay as much as most people think. Might quit my job at the steel mill and live off unemployment like the
#liberals
.
The difference between me and
@winter_bradl
:
Brad - Went to Brewers pride night game. (Likely sat down during national anthem)
Doc - Attending Green Bay Blizzard military appreciation night.
#HomeOfTheFreeBecauseOfTheBrave
@PenisBreath6942
@MrRusch36
@dockratDC
@ThePuckDoctor
Congrats Penis Breath! In honor of you reaching 800 followers, I’ll be drinking 8 CP’s while watching Kobe Berghammer and Nate Wara highlights. Might even go for some Tony Steger film depending on how the night goes. Would love to have more than 8 CP’s but my wife is a beta.
This really shows the determination and hard work that Coach Bananas and the entire UWO football staff put into recruiting. A UWW kid probably couldn’t even point to Italy on a map, and UWO recruits the entire globe.
Welcome to the
#TitanFamily
, Alessandro!
12! ⬛️🟨
"Bring the atmosphere, I'll bring the attitude, the Italian attitude" 🇮🇹
Alessandro (
@ct_5385__
) is ready to take his energy to
@UWOFootball
🙌
#NFLAcademy
@Adertitsoff1975
@MikeAshley40
@PenisBreath6942
@WIACDave
Really not a fan of the Mahoney slander. One of my favorite Titans of recent memory. Hardworking kid, overcame an ACL tear, and put up with multiple “WIAC Lib of the Year” candidates at UWO for 5 years. Rocks some sick earrings too. Not sure what all the hate is about.
Thank you for the kind words Marcus! Believe me, if I knew what this university would become when I committed in 1997, I would’ve made a different choice. But there’s no going back, and I’ll be a proud Titan until the day I die, no matter how many liberal policies they create!
Special shoutout to my favorite follower of all time,
@WalleyeK_P
! Thanks for your support of the
#WIACBrotherhood
! Love watching you punt, but hopefully Coach Bananas can draw up a few trick plays to showcase your athletic ability. Doesn’t he know you’re a dual-sport athlete?
@HairyballzWS69
Easy choice. Jake Reeck. I know
@WIACDave
and
@PenisBreath6942
will back me up on this one. Kobe Berghammer would be another great pick but I think his passes would break my fingers.
Also just to set the record straight, I am in fact blocked by T****s W****n, so I made a burner account to get that screenshot. Similar to how Joseph Adamson made 30+ “troll accounts”.
@WIACDave
@PenisBreath6942
Wish I would’ve been around at the time to give that a like and retweet. We don’t do it for the numbers, but 1 like and 0 retweets is criminal.
Something I’ve always thought would be cool to see is playing the
#WIAC
MBB and WBB conference tournaments at the Kohl Center in Madison. Would make it much easier for fans like myself to watch all of the games. Let’s make it happen
@wiacsports
!
for reference: only 1 player in the MNBA put up a statline like this last season (Embiid). in fact, only 3 players have done it since 2010 (KAT, AD).
in a league of her fucking own.
Does anyone remember when Quinn Steckbauer shaved his eyebrow off and proceeded to score 30 at La Crosse? “Steckpoopy” gets a lot of hate, but that was legendary.
#WIAC
@WIACDave
@HairyballzWS69
.
@winter_bradl
was first to report UWGB’s hiring of Doug Gottleib, more than a day before the leftist media found out. The sissy libs in CBB media were likely scared of the amount of money an Alpha like Brad makes gambling and stock trading, and chose to ignore him.
#Woke
@TheDon892143
Agree with you there Don. Heard Steven is very disrespectful to referees, which is really sad given our current officiating shortage. Haven’t watched La Chapell a ton, but I can’t imagine he’d ever threaten a ref. And he’s got a hot sister, so this seems like an easy choice.
MORE TAPPED IN THAN EVER BEFORE!!! In the Northwoods of Wisconsin. Does anyone know any
#WIAC
players from the
#Northwoods
? Also would love to hear your favorite sunflower seed flavors.
@TheDon892143
@WIACDave
Uphill battle is putting it mildly. We are climbing Everest, but we won’t stop! We WILL clean the image of this once proud institution!
#GDTBAT
!