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Public Intellectual;

Joined April 2013
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@Thumospilled
Traderall XR
5 years
I think it's okay for Harvard acceptance to have the same policy on the N-word as any Olive Garden.
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Traderall XR
5 years
Fuck every cop on earth. Cancel The Punisher or whatever it is that brings 1 cop even an ounce of joy.
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#Vermont police officer was fired after body-cam video appears to show him assaulting a handcuffed woman in a holding cell
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Traderall XR
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@kindlyone92 The substitution of the hammer, the symbol for labor, with masturbation is too perfect
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Traderall XR
4 years
@livandorder No woman fantasizes about finding a man to left of her.
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Traderall XR
6 years
John Mccain lead an honorable life of always pushing for men and women around the world to be slaughtered because he felt like it would be dope.
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Traderall XR
3 years
@Sara_the_intern @668_Beast @marquisele In the north a black man can be your boss but not your neighbor and in the south he can be your neighbor but not your boss
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Traderall XR
6 years
Throwing drinks at people you disagree with is absolutely, unequivocally fine and not a problem. It's good television and that's what we've been reduced to.
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Traderall XR
7 years
republicans endlessly complain about the Mueller investigation but if a mexican dude dressed as The Count yelled in a camera "I love to vote! One time! two times! threeeeee times HaHaHaaaaa" they'd spend a billion dollars investigating just that.
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Traderall XR
6 years
Proletariat: okay today is going to be all about us. Bourgeoisie: we’ll allow it, but only if we can make a silly fashion rule that day as well.
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Traderall XR
3 years
@xtinatucker >spending my time on earth and my most intimate moments with people I hate “Damn why am I always sad? It must be politics.”
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Traderall XR
5 years
Legit love Bernie.
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Traderall XR
6 years
can't believe this is real.
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Traderall XR
4 years
@LoFiRepublican “The people killing the environment have names and addresses, but first here’s a nurse in Des Moines that doesn’t want the vaccine”
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6 years
the absolute worst quality in men is when a guy fucks someone and then insults them. Homie, you paid to fuck horse face girl? That's on you. Talk to a therapist.
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Traderall XR
4 years
@hasanthehun Push your phone up against a cup and FaceTime. The cup will make sure it stays up right
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Traderall XR
6 years
The worst part of every song from the 1950s is when they explicitly state the girl is 14
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1 year
@LoFiRepublican A guy tried to say “stochastic terrorism” to me but because it’s a made up meme it kept autocorrecting to “scholastic terrorism”
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Traderall XR
6 years
The best part of this is all the journalists FURIOUSLY checking for Nazi dogwhistle patches and just finding out the reason 99% of people voted for Trump
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Traderall XR
3 years
@RickyRawls The amount of cocaine you would have to inject to think “my joke is better than what Fran Lebowitz has to say”
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Traderall XR
3 years
@Nayt_dog @EvanPlatinum taliban refusing to shame themselves with a "wer are ma frens" post. respect.
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Traderall XR
6 years
i still the the worst thing that happened to women was that 3 weeks when every guy talked about bitcoin.
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Traderall XR
7 years
What I wouldn't give to be a microwave in the White House this week
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Traderall XR
6 years
Broke: Jordan Peterson is dumb because he blames stuff on women and Marx Woke: Jordan Peterson is dumb because he literally blames not sleeping for double the world record on a fat spoonful of apple cider vinegar. Not only eating beef. Also real. Totally real.
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Traderall XR
7 years
Conservative media is weird
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Traderall XR
4 years
@w_guppy A man’s complete inability to imagine saying “this is how we do things” to a woman.
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Traderall XR
5 years
@hasanthehun Vets deserve 10% off to see Hobbes and Shaw, NOT insulin.
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Traderall XR
3 years
@HeftyHaruspex “X doesn’t mean anything but it’s also dreadfully important we remove X because of the power it holds” It’s their only argument for every thing.
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Traderall XR
7 years
What a fun single time PR stunt!
@CNBCnow
CNBC Now
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JUST IN: AT&T announces it will "pay a special $1,000 bonus to more than 200,000 AT&T U.S. employees" due to tax reform passage and will also increase US capital spending by $1 billion.
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Traderall XR
4 years
@CRA_55 @TheEpicDept Hauling loads and taking names. 2 years with this bad boy and only 1 repair.
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Traderall XR
1 year
@ClickingSeason Taylor Swift once said something like “my morality is wanting people to think I’m a nice person”. I think of it often.
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Traderall XR
4 years
@NathanForYouOoC Snyder Cut vs Whedon Cut
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Traderall XR
7 years
I try not to get too political but music videos without the band in them are fucking horrendous.
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Traderall XR
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@DEEP_RED_BELLS Not one person who buys her tickets feels this way
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Traderall XR
5 years
@ByYourLogic if you don't have a parent or grandparent around this age you really can't comprehend how hard and fast cognitive decline can hit.
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Traderall XR
3 years
@xtinatucker @smilingnodding No but you should never look like a fresh tube of toothpaste
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Traderall XR
6 years
Saying “so boring” loudly while deadlifting 225 so everyone knows I’m cutting.
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Traderall XR
6 years
@GregHale1 Ugh I hate when man with good policy is rude.
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Traderall XR
3 years
@bog_beef This is “guns don’t kill you, people kill you” but with $70k in student debt.
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Traderall XR
7 years
Every GOP tax plan bonus story is fucking dogshit. Raise wages
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Traderall XR
7 years
IF DONALDTRUMP IS PRESIDENT WHEN ALIENS ARRIVE IM GONNA DIE OF SHAME. How do we explain this to them!!!????
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Traderall XR
7 years
Kanye coming out as a radical centrist was a big win for me.
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Traderall XR
5 years
@nytimes “Do not forget that these people want you broke, dead, your kids raped and brainwashed, and they think it's funny."
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Traderall XR
4 years
@demontage2000 Believing a greentext with “we” in it in current year.
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Traderall XR
3 years
@len0killer The human female displays her relationship status by wearing an XL Ulver long sleeve.
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Traderall XR
5 years
@nathan_deming @erasmusNYT @Jezebel Metaphors exist. Don’t let this person get their “I controlled someone’s banal speech” gold star for the day.
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Traderall XR
4 years
@EvanPlatinum I counted 8 journalists request to interview her.
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Traderall XR
4 years
Why do I live in LA? I am so hot in literally any other place in America???
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Traderall XR
7 years
Sharia is the only way to rid us of Lena Dunham
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Traderall XR
3 years
@SolBrah Yes, no
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5 years
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Traderall XR
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@Delicious_Tacos Always nice to get a text from Mom
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Traderall XR
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@JoyceCarolOates We stand with you, Joyce
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Traderall XR
7 years
Avengers Civil War pt2
@MarkRuffalo
Mark Ruffalo
7 years
This young man is my Hero too. The kids know in their hearts what is right. Both want to be accepted outside of their appearance. Me and @DonCheadle would like to invite this gentleman to the premiere of #InfinityWar as our guest.
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Traderall XR
4 years
@figgled Tearing up thinking of all the ham cutting experience my children missed without in-person learning
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@Thumospilled
Traderall XR
7 years
Please look at these orc crime statistics I have. #altbright
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Traderall XR
7 years
We have added 1,500,000,000 people to this planet since they started filming Spiderman with Tobey Maguire
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Traderall XR
4 years
@KBULTRA0 @chhardman You’ve gotten so weird and pathetic recently. If you’ve switched medications please try again
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Traderall XR
4 years
@rajandelman @xtinatucker On the Dax Shepard podcast they ask kumail why he needed to get yoked to shoot lasers out of his palms
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Traderall XR
6 years
sorry
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Traderall XR
6 years
@hasanthehun @bethanyshondark Saying Queens like it’s a pejorative is telling
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Traderall XR
6 years
I await my punishment in hell, which will absolutely be watching Ben Shapiro review popcorn flicks for eternity
@benshapiro
Ben Shapiro
6 years
I will have a full breakdown on tomorrow’s show. Suffice it to say that the biggest problem with “Solo” is that Disney blew it so badly with TFA and Last Jedi. Imagine if they’d recast and just picked up after ROTJ instead of killing Han and Luke off.
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Traderall XR
5 years
My political views
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Traderall XR
7 years
Woke
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Newsweek
7 years
Why are all the conservative loudmouths Irish-American? | Opinion
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Traderall XR
4 years
30 months with this beauty. Still kicking.
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Traderall XR
4 years
@lbonts @beantownbabz @salomewagaine Making Pete balding is such a fun move. One of the most underappreciated characters of that era.
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Traderall XR
4 years
@SeanMcCarthyCom Many states are decriminalizing drunk driving if you’re “like a mile from my place, officer” and it’s time we push for federal legalization.
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Traderall XR
7 years
what's extra funny is trump literally imported a wife from a shithole country.
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Traderall XR
5 years
@KANTBOT20K This virus will likely expose how much of our economy is mostly make-work jobs that exist as a form of UBI with extra steps
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Traderall XR
6 years
@hasanthehun Tomi got water thrown on her today! Not Rain! Things not looking good!
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Traderall XR
3 years
@Hezbolsonaro @willmenaker It’s mentioned once or twice in their book
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Traderall XR
3 years
@deathoftheparty “Empaths”
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Traderall XR
4 years
@GBHNews “ Last fall, 453 students received invitations, 143 students applied and 116 enrolled this year” Interesting that only 1/3 of the students accepted the offer.
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Traderall XR
6 years
No party or concert has ever been cool enough to warrant 7 Instagram stories
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Traderall XR
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@Real_Xi_Jinping A real 187 IQ move
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@SeanMcCarthyCom A purely catholic dogma senate hearing would be the only way to make this process enjoyable
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Traderall XR
4 years
@fentpop this is just autism for women. incredible shit.
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Traderall XR
7 years
What drives a man to look to the stars? To stretch across oceans? To leave empty beer cans in the sink when there is a visible trashcan?
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Traderall XR
4 years
@Cristia75289947 @KingKara69420 Peggy and Trump are kindred spirits. She’s the most likely to vote for him.
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@sanrio_pilled if you don't want the experimental medical therapy that they created in a shorter period than the Space Jam 2 press tour, you should starve to death.
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@seatsniffa @NetShithead There are cons to it as well
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Traderall XR
3 years
@PMDawnStan I hate that I’ve looked more into this restaurant. The guy had a hookah bar and then opened a “luxurious dining concept”
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Traderall XR
4 years
@salomewagaine “How Jewish are we talking? Cast or audience?” is as good as any 30 Rock joke
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3 years
@bog_beef This is the women in Chattanooga that can inflect “sweetie” to mean 90 different things.
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Traderall XR
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@daveweigel @joshuarolson The physical manifestation of destiny
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Traderall XR
5 years
@hasanthehun Sunlight and nicotine. This virus rules tbh
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4 years
@justin_hart Just a thought but could this be due to people skipping yearly check ups or not going in for tests over moderate symptoms?
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3 years
@EvanPlatinum Bruenig accidentally revealing how many people’s lives are built around the politics of resentment makes her one of the most inadvertently important writers of the year.
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4 years
@ConnorSouthard I’m from a particularly red area and I’ve never seen anyone grasp Republicanism like Not-Bill Engvall in that movie
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Traderall XR
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@Srirachachau He’s gonna bite Chris rock
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Traderall XR
6 years
My dumbest political belief is we should all have guns and also Coca Cola Freestyle machines are too much for us to handle. I will not reconcile this.
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Traderall XR
3 years
@AuronMacintyre if Kyle, who is a murderer, was black he would have been convicted for murder....which would mean blacks are getting accurate justice? Really lost on their overall point
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