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@livandorder

3 years

i wonder how much money i could save if i wasn’t a fucking idiot

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@livandorder

4 years

all of my super liberal friends have hardcore republican boyfriends & i just wanna know how does that work

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4 years

happy valentine’s day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! me & my bf broke up

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4 years

guys will pull someone so outta their league & be like ya know what would be even more fun??? ruining her

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3 years

there’s 22 year olds who are MARRIED. or have KIDS. or both meanwhile my 22 yr old ass is laying on my bathroom floor because face is hot & floor is cold

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@livandorder

4 years

stop filling everyone’s cup & wondering why you feel so empty. surround yourself with people that fill your cup too

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7 years

if ya can’t find the sunshine then be the sunshine

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4 years

some of these responses are so golden & some are so boring like do better

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@livandorder

5 years

go to literally anyone’s house named Kyle

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5 years

Wanna go to one of those places where they let you smash a bunch of stuff

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@livandorder

2 years

im sooooo hungover but i look soo good

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@livandorder

3 years

I throw EVERYTHING in the washing machine whether it’s a $20 skirt or $500 dress & just pray that it survives

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@livandorder

3 years

been heavy on the “what’s God trying to teach me?” lately

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@livandorder

7 years

y’all do know that instead of cheating y’all can break up, right ?

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@livandorder

4 years

asked this guy on insta who’d been pursuing me for a week if he wanted to grab breakfast & he straight up deleted his entire instagram account wtf was that

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4 years

fake tanning improves my mood on all levels, every. single. time.

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6 years

God made me meet you for a reason, & i’m sure glad He did

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@livandorder

4 years

if someone hurts you they get absolutely no say in how you choose to heal

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7 years

associate yourself with people that make you feel the way you do when you listen to Drops of Jupiter

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2 years

gooooood morning from Mexico 🤍🤍

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2 years

roomies bday dinner 🫶🏽🤍

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@livandorder

3 years

Funny how my phone suggests I text the one person I should absolutely not be texting

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4 years

@TheEpicDept i...... agree

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4 years

@benjifckinliker sorry soy boy your days are numbered !

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7 years

huuuuuge iced coffee girl

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4 years

TW: ED // seeing this when i was in middle school is what kickstarted me on my journey to disordered eating why was this a thing

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@livandorder

7 years

KEEP THE PEOPLE WHO LEAD YOU CLOSER TO JESUS SO CLOSE

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@livandorder

3 years

i posted one (1) bikini pic on my sc story & now my ex wants to get married. pathetic

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@livandorder

4 years

who’s better at giving head

soy boys🥛🥛

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CONSERVATIVES🇺🇸🦅

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@livandorder

4 years

i got kicked outta a twitter group chat for ripping into someone for driving when they were too fucked up to & if any of y’all think driving in a condition like that is okay feel free to unfollow me:)

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4 years

i’ve never had a hot girl hate me

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4 years

what’s more manly?????? a cup of cow milk or a GALLON of soy?

cup of moo milk

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@livandorder

3 years

One of the girls who bullied me in high school is getting a masters in clinical psychology 👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽

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@livandorder

3 years

I’m over partying but wtf do I replace that gap with ????

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@livandorder

3 years

I hate this man & I still wanna know how his day is going & I kinda despise myself for that

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4 years

what else should we vote on

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@livandorder

3 years

DUIs should be a felony after the 1st one don’t @ me

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8 years

you make my heart happy

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4 years

which chipmunk would do the most damage in bed

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6 years

i only regret the pictures i didn’t take

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@livandorder

3 years

I spend money like it’s water

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6 years

aiiight soo when does kissing booth 2 come out

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3 years

I GOT THE JOB!!!!!!!!! I GOT THE JOB & THEY GAVE ME THE SALARY I WANTED!!!!!!! I DID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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@livandorder

3 years

Early this coming week I find out if I got the job at the law firm i really want can everyone please pray for me please

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@livandorder

3 years

it’s not me it’s you 😌😌

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@livandorder

4 years

i don’t think it’s the fact that billionaire kylie jenner won’t pay her makeup artists medical bills that’s making people so upset i think it’s the fact she set up a GoFundMe so that regular civilians could pay for it instead is what’s rlly getting to people

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@livandorder

4 years

idk about y’all but i was raised to SERVE my husband, PREPARE his meals, FOLD his laundry, CLEAN his house, charge EVERY penny to his credit card, CREATE a secret bank account

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@livandorder

3 years

Not everyone is meant to be blonde❤️ a healthy brunette will always look better than a fried blonde trust me baby

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@livandorder

6 years

somewhere in the world there is someone praying so hard to God everyday that your paths cross, how cool is that?????

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@livandorder

3 years

@babooshke tell him to add me to his list

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@livandorder

2 years

no but like imagine

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@livandorder

3 years

I do not support all women because some of y’all are fucking stupid

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3 years

$50 for legal murder.

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@livandorder

3 years

What kinda job gives you the will to live lol asking forafriend

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@livandorder

3 years

“How are your teeth so white” I got a $500 whitening treatment for free from my dentist because I gave her assistant killer divorce advice next question

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3 years

@jodieegrace He looks so skinny too omg

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@livandorder

4 years

being on twitter kinda feels like living in a small town. everyday there’s a new scandal & 30 people will talk about it with each one sharing a completely different story

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@livandorder

4 years

how do you open snapchat & then press record & then drop the n word & then laugh & then keep doing it & keep recording & laughing & then upload it & not once during any of that think hmmmm maybe i shouldn’t be doing this ????

Welp try again

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4 years

@mo0llyy @julialovesharry @emmajpatton @liaroserivera @mineyobeeznez Also appears the account who posted the original video of Vanessa Pecora and Samantha Harper has been deleted. This should be known, not censored so here it is. Imagine how uncomfortable the people of color at IHA must feel walking the halls with this. Disgusting.

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@livandorder

3 years

is everyone else just e completely exhausted today for no reason or

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@livandorder

4 years

joking about trauma is only funny when it’s your own trauma. joking about something awful that you’ve personally never experienced isn’t funny, it’s distasteful & tone deaf

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@livandorder

4 years

my brain deserves a lil break. she works during the day & at night. it’s exhausting for her (me)

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@livandorder

7 years

it’ll all be okay & make sense one day bby

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3 years

I PROMISE you there’s plenty of ways to help out the homeless without videoing their faces & plastering it on social media. Promise

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@livandorder

3 years

The Gabby Petito, Alexis Sharkey, & Watts case all have very eerie & sickening similarities has anyone else caught on to that ??

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2 years

monday blues 🦋🦋

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5 years

this BOY hurt MY feelings & that’s NOT okay where tf are my THREE active & PISSED off followers at ?????

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5 years

@serenawenzlerr it’s a fake story calm down serena

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4 years

i’m so glad the dog sc filter era has passed

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@livandorder

6 years

if ya ever feel bad about yourself i cried over a boy this summer for 20 whole minutes who was my height

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@livandorder

4 years

i love facebook

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@livandorder

3 years

victoria’s secret needs to do another one of those 7 for $27 deals

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@livandorder

4 years

if you followed me cuz you think i’m liberal you’re wrong 😔💔 & if you think i’m republican you’re also wrong 😔💔 i hate both parties EQUALLY 💪🏽💗

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@livandorder

3 years

@ratatatnatnat they were probably cheerleaders lol i did that too

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@livandorder

4 years

TW // if someone says they were sexually assaulted is it NOT YOUR JOB to try & question THEIR traumatic experience

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@livandorder

4 years

if i followed you back it either means i think you’re really smoking hot or we have mutuals.... good luck figuring out which is which :)

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@livandorder

3 years

traveling should be free i’m gonna die one day & the world is big let me do my thing

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@livandorder

4 years

i wanna party with all of texas twitter so mf bad

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@livandorder

6 years

i used to be with this boy who dated this chick who wanted to be a model sooooooo bad & they ended up breaking up cuz he sucks & sHE MADE IT. LIKE HOMEGIRL ACTUALLY MADE IT ugh i’m so happy for her i love watching others thrive

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@livandorder

7 years

please make this go viral!!!!! @noahcyrus i legit think we're twins....

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@livandorder

2 years

living the life i used to dream about ☁️☁️

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@livandorder

3 years

if everyone who liked this venmoed $1 to caliv4nia i bet i could make it back lolollll

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6 years

crazy how God sends little messages to ya and you just know he's saying no, come my way

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3 years

@madddeline_ This is horrific. Big lawsuit coming

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1 year

@saintvoni cheapens her look

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2 years

feels so good got me comin right back

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2 years

& don’t you forget it 🧚🏽‍♀️🧚🏽‍♀️

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@livandorder

3 years

thinking back to how much i hated high school & how much high school hated me right back

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7 years

choose Jesus, always & above all

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4 years

@paytonmarks3 no❤️

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3 years

Fit check

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6 years

shoulda ended us before we even started

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4 years

@kansassykat wait can u explain pls i don’t watch the bachelor lol

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3 years

On my way to my LSAT study group wish me luck hehe

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3 years

Animal print is always in & cow milk is always out :)

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@livandorder

7 years

SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK

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as a man i have to put myself in her shoes and think "if she did this to me how would i feel" that shit will correct tf out of you.

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4 years

i hope i pop up on the timelines of everyone who despises me

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@livandorder

6 years

i want all the strings attached

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@livandorder

3 years

If I’m into a guy I IMMEDIATELY obsess over him & wanna talk to him 24/7, am incapable of playing hard to get, & that will probably always be my downfall 🤕🤕

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@livandorder

3 years

Look what my aunt restored 🤩🤩 his name’s Pistachio & he’s a ‘67 Bronco