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building $100m HoldCo *satire* - tweets are 80% bullshit and 20% stuff that made me money

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@TheoPhysiJ
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1 year
@WallStreetSilv $100K is nothing. Those are solid, new construction high E properties with zero deferred maintenance and new mechanicals. 5% down is $5K. 95K mortgage @ 7% is still cheaper than rent would be for something not newly constructed. Just my 2 cents
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@darrelltalksfi So you paid off $10k of debt per year, for 3 years, and now you know more about how to allocate your dads bonus than your dad? Respect your pops. Hard to do as a young buck (I struggle here too), but remember your time is limited. Just be happy for the guy
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@BOGO4Corduroy @MTN_Climber01 Lol this is definitely a big deal. What kind of comment is that.
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@esjesjesj Black dude here. American to really prove the point. These are the actual statistics. If we can’t acknowledge that we have a problem in our culture (Specifically our youth), how can we move forward? Have you listened to any rap music that the teens are hooked on recently?
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@therainvvs @vernj76 @DailyLoud Bruh i swear to god the world used to be so much funnier what happened to this
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1 year
@jacobmparis @elonmusk can you please add an option to render code blocks within tweets? That would be a huge win for our dev community
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5 months
@TommyOKid Bro. 6:42 a mile for 26.2 is nuts
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4 months
Made $80k today. But it took 11 months. Delayed gratification is massive. Hoping to make $2-$3m this year. Last year was my first $1m + Total Comp year. None at all then all at once
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2 months
@ASvanevik Pro tip.. don’t call the cops
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2 months
40 cars total? An insane amount of parts. Looked up a set of those on eBay and they’re $80 A CAP. No time to sort and get on eBay.
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9 months
@netanyahu The irony in Netanyahu bringing up Nazi Germany
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3 months
@GrindeOptions Soooo $913 a month towards taxes leaves you with $3,254 semi weekly or $6,508 monthly. According to your math, someone in your state should have $2,308 to live on after investing 50% of their $100k salary…. With median rent being $2,050 across the state, that gives you roughly
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@PetitRetard I’m weak. This guy should just own it. Nothing wrong with having great parents! Only thing wrong is when you try to craft a narrative and say you made it out from nothing lol. @SahilBloom
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@historyinmemes This is why soccer is gay
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8 months
@scottastevenson Tell me you’ve never worked in SaaS sales… Dude. 90 days in when she started Q4. Do you realize what holidays do to SaaS sales cycles? The video is cringe BUT justified
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1 year
@DejaRu22 @Cobratate was right about these clowns. Who made them famous? What a sad representation of US Culture
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3 months
@midtown_rob Damn I don’t understand how you function in day to day life. It was performance based como plan that got approved twice by shareholders. Lmao.
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5 months
@Parkreg @dhookstead Yeah this definitely Darwin Award. This isn’t some movie kid. 😂
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3 months
@Duderichy Crazier when you talk to Europeans and ask them about US sentiment. They hate us. Lmao
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8 months
@elonmusk @DavidSacks So Ukrainians just killed an American citizen.Let that sink in.
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2 months
@johnhfio News flash. The kids ARENT owed anything, thus it’s not them “hoarding” their wealth. The Entitlement is insane.
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9 months
@HUDMultifamily I know a 26 year old equivalent to a “partner” of an m&a firm. They started at 19. If you can help people and have a reputation of doing so, you will be able to really “consult” with folks. Standard MBA kids coming out school at 24/25 and jumping in can even be consultants if
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7 months
That fucking guy @privateinequity has been sharing gold for free. Real advice. Real action steps. Real playbooks.
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@emibarr1 @WallStreetSilv Stand outside a busy street and play the flute and I guarantee you’ll make the $13.88 a day needed to save $5K (down payment) in a year. Lolz
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@footballguy82 It’s a business bro. They’re gonna make way more money with Bron’s kid
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2 months
@KashFlowGuy Someone stole my car Sunday night and then I get an offer on this stuff a few days later. This is god for sure 😅😂🙏🏾
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@DegenCPA22 Genuine question: How hard is it to find people still able to enjoy this @ your age bracket (35-45) Everyone seems to be married
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2 months
@nkreu113r @j_fishback This isn’t a W2 you clown
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2 months
@wayotworld People arguing that Racism does not exist… here it is
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3 months
@peachesinPA @lmTheReasonWhy Hmm probably the laws that make living down there so affordable and safe. She couldn’t tell you. Just a democratic talking point that conservative states somehow have laws that are so wildly dangerous to them but NOT the mass amount of people moving into the state daily from
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@pa_blaymorkeh @esjesjesj Yup. Black as it gets.. statistically, my oldest brother (vice lord) went to prison for, get this, *attempted murder*, I am the son of a felon, nephew of multiple convicted felons and murder(Ed) uncles. Big cousin to many slain by gun violence from our own community. Mentor
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8 months
@scottastevenson So she gets 90 days for ramp (3 months) and 45 days to close another deal… (4.5 months) Reread my critique slowly and then you’ll see why your take is bad
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1 year
@LatinxAdolf @ActivePatriotUK no shit. If you don’t pay your rent you get evicted. How is that hard to grasp
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8 months
@HardFactorNews @BarstoolBigCat Absolute peak cinema. 😂
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5 months
@DanKats23 Can’t believe you would argue at all. Just clean the closet. 1x bad review can lose you so much… rookie move.
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1 year
@defnoodles @pearlythingz “Chronically awkward manchild” Bio checks out. All of these chicks inherited it all. Simping won’t get you girls.
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2 months
@buccocapital You’re such a snowflake. As a dealer yourself, how can you say that knowing trump made good deals for us during his term??
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6 months
@realstewpeters This is what confuses me the most. Conservatives literally pander towards Judaism more vs. Islam, when in Judaism Christ is a problem, and in Islam Issaa is acknowledged… why?? Christianity first, for conservatives alike.
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@TeriqPhillips How tf do people have time to watch porn all day lol that’s wild
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4 months
@writeclimbrun @frameworkBoi Good burn just take it in stride 😂😂😂
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2 months
@Ri_naome40 @NICKMERCS Bro how is this NOT illegal
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1 year
@MrAndyNgo @elonmusk We’ll protect you at all costs @elonmusk
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Worst kind of sellers to deal with. The definition of delusional.. the offer was serious, and while you could’ve negotiated a half turn to turn of EBITDA you’re definitely not gonna get an additional 10.
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We got a soft offer from a PE firm. They offered $1.6 million. Sorry man, our asking price is $8 million and not a penny short. Might take a lot of years to grow into that valuation but that’s where we stand. Just let me know when you’re ready to make a full price offer.
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10 months
@WildWideX @crazyclipsonly He even started laughing at himself at the end 😂😂
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1 year
@colecallinan @TenreiroDaniel Tip of the iceberg. He’s a bachelor, she’s playing her role. Also, I guarantee Besos is pulling supermodels left and right compared to your (our) average exposure to attractive females
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@REExchangor It is my deepest desire to be a Jason Dillard case study one day - not sarcasm
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@HunterSchulzz 55-68 Chevrolets. Dude was just a chevy fiend
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@ChrisRamsey60 My ex is a neurologist (literally) - she did medicine as a way to help people. Not make money. Not all is about money
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@not_tooloee I’m actually weak 😂😂😂
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7 months
Massive truth here. The bulk of my career progression came from knowing the right people at the right time. This week I presented to 100+ M&A professionals / PE firms across the nation, all due to someone I reached out to at my local M&A professional networking chapter. Wore
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This is 100% true The hard skills alone will NOT get you to your goals Of course you have to be able to do the math Then you have to be able to sell the math
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Bragging on my girl today… $100k+ in equity in HER house. Zero debt. $50k+ liquidity Masters from a T-5 school Ex D1 athlete Knows her place in the world… anti liberal conservative woman Was with me when I was POOR straight out of undergrad Let’s me work 80+ hour weeks with
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5 months
@commbankerguy Didn’t throw him any bones during his first 18 months? We’re in the business of making juniors feel like super heroes, so that they don’t attrition out their first down cycle.
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1 year
@colecallinan @TenreiroDaniel My limbic system is fully balanced. I focus my energy on meaningful stuff instead. My point still stands, you and I are not billionaires so we don’t pull like besos
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@OHare888 Dude… dealerships are crazy. Rotors + pads on a c63s Amg are $2500 materials and 3 hours labor ($900 @300 an hour) $3,400 + $2000 for tires (285/35/19 & 305/30/20) Michelin Pilot 4S = $6k out the door. The dealership quotes $10k for front Rotors and pads alone. Lol.
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9 months
@NimaYamini This got you 46k views on this repost alone haha that’s good ROI
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1 year
@CollinRugg Guarantee he paid for their venue. Best President we’ve ever been exposed to. Former self made billionaire, not some career politician insider trading to make a living…. Truly anti establishment
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@OperativeSkuzzy @emibarr1 @WallStreetSilv Go put 1/8 of the hours (literally 1 work hour) you put into streaming daily into a part time job for $13.88 an hour and you’ll be fine. Also, your credit argument is stupid. With FHA, you can actually use 3.5% ($9.58 a day) down and qualify. Stop assuming everyone is
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@IyerC Can confirm. Spent a month in multiple European countries working remotely and realized that there are way too many people who party / eat/ leisure around during the daytime to be a true Rat Race driven society like ours
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3 months
@RGIII Except one side is EXTREMELY racist and the other is just trying to play basketball
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3 months
@NovaHorizon1 @GrindeOptions My point exactly lol. “How much do you make @ ACME Corp? - $100k… “ Gross. Not net, ever. Lol. Would’ve respected him more if he just fell on the sword here.
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@Salad_Flare @esjesjesj Oh great. Let’s cope more. #2 - it’s not as bad because it’s black on black crime? Man this is the type of shit I’m tweeting against. ITS A PROBLEM BRO STOP COPING
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@sammmidd The irony that her photo is a private jet that @CaitlinClark22 enabled her to be on.
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8 months
@mhp_guy Damn this is gold. I’m gonna buy 100 and flip locally to my gyms… Private label
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1 year
@ChadCarleton @libbyemmons You’re not gonna volunteer to fight so no wonder why doesn’t WW3 provocation doesn’t bother you
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2 months
@NotJustTheNorm Yes unbelievably so! A little under due to the seller side having fees
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5 months
@scottdavisCRE @Jjhorstman @Jeffdthompson @benjaminbach Exactly. If it’s a board meeting, sure. But ALL meetings? Not a chance. Culture at this dudes shop must be terrible. Imagine getting side eyed for not having your camera on for your 15(45) minute team standup of which you’re only there to say 90 seconds worth of input.
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10 months
@bradford_hardin @seasonableclout As a biz. Owner. If they’re jumping ship to join me, they must see my co. As a better opportunity than the last. They have multiple perspectives of different organizations and how they run. I think I’d hire
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@GordonGekko420 Yeah guys and girls! Wear vanity watches with next to negative functionality
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@realEstateTrent Under 25? Send them a tik tok dance video
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9 months
@realestatejayz L m f a o thank you for calling it out. And other people saying they cut their teeth at lower salaries literally decades ago saying others should do the same… uh. No thanks.
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@APompliano I’d work as a software engineer for $60K a year before I waste away in the driver seat of a truck all day
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@Dangerbug Crazy right? Just a crazy find
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4 months
Felt deal anxiety this morning. Instinctually picked up the phone 80 units 500 unit pm company Auto glass company Flooring company Convenient store with 3 residential up top Lunch with family office All in an hour. Pick up the fucking phone
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@WealthCoachMak Why risk $11k for $58 40 times a year when you can buy a $200k property for 5% down and rent it for $58 more a mo than your mortgage and still make more money
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8 months
@scottastevenson @MVandagrift Bro you sell a GPT Wrapper. Im talking about actual software (Oracle in this case) Either way. You get 90 days to learn. That’s ramp. 45 days to close but most of those days were holiday. Discussion over
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@HUDMultifamily 110% agree with you here
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@yesTHATlenny @WallStreetSilv 5% down Conventional loan. New construction so lenders have less issues lending higher LTV
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@dr_napalm187 @Crazymoments01 @historyinmemes Not just a good boxer literally the best boxer to ever do it. LITERALLY
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@RomeenSheth @awilkinson In 5 years, putting the additional 8 hours a day into a modest real estate portfolio will certainly outperform any “career” progress you get from slaving at McK/Goldman. But it takes a certain type of person to excel at either or
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@roychobbs @TripleNetTyler It definitely does produce enough to slow down lol. Don’t cope cause you married young and knocked her up shortly after that…
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1 year
@Abl3Archer @IyerC I can see your disdain towards those who get paid well to type things on the computer / talk “strategy” to individuals over the phone. But it’s definitely possible to have a remote job that requires effort
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4 months
I made $399k this quarter already and it’s the start of Q2. I think life is beautiful and god bless this amazing country that opened its doors to my people (legally). How anyone that lives here can hate the US is incomprehensible. It is the Mecca.
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1 year
@zekedup Dude is super young still too lol. Only 42. Wtf is he gonna do by 62… imagine
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3 months
6 bedrooms could be 10 Mercedes could be a Ferrari Could have a man cave in the city. But instead, I live on 2-5% of my annual earnings. Barely have money at the end of each W2 paycheck. Sacrificing a ton right now to reinvest into a better future.
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@EricSpracklen Wow, so conservative bro! More foreign involvement, including nukes, to small countries who are being occupied? You make us look bad. Supporting foreign aide to other countries when we have zero of our own border controlled and a 20 year old who took shots on our president
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1 year
@discount_Ripley We already don’t think you’re a woman. stop forcing us to play pretend.
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1 year
@jamescodez @LangChainAI @vercel The irony in this is that these tools are being built by….. wait for it…. Software Developers 😂 Stop with the click bait openers. Cool stuff though I appreciate the share
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3 months
I own 44 units with no investors and less than 50% leverage. I think I’m pretty happy. Then I realize I could have just syndicated 10x the amount, made money on all the fees, and put in my bio that I own 4,444 units and my happiness disappears 💔
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@PECPGGuy Love it and likewise!! 1st gen pay attention. This is the easiest bootstrap method to $100m that doesn’t include grifting or moonshot tech. 1: Property management / REI company as the platform. Buy 100 units. Each 10 units gets it own entity - call it LLC A through J.
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@DineshDSouza @Riley_Gaines_ Holy fuck I’m glad they’re finally coming to their senses. Imagine a straight up dude trying to compete against YOUR DAUGHTER in MMA or Boxing or really any physical sport… you’d be livid.
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@creromans Grew up fighting people. Have had my ass kicked a few times. Humbling. In fact, I think those experiences hardened me @ the board level. Helps me deal with the adrenaline of a tough negotiation. I crave negotiations because they fuel the same feeling of a fist fight
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@ReaperCapital You think he fell for that? It’s calculated. Perfectly, exactly as intended. The guy is the most financially intelligent human on earth. He has a plan. LISAN AL-GAIB!
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Step 1: Run Comps - Less than 6 month sales / .5 miles away. n = 5 . Find the ARV, then knock 15% off the top of that. Create two budgets: One is what you think it'll cost, second is is 85% of that cost. Step 2: Underwrite your deal across 4 scenarios: Scenario 1: Over
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@TheoPhysiJ What do you use to evaluate deals? I’m looking to buy my first investment property and struggling to crunch the numbers
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@thepatwalls Give yourself a 115,400 bonus by just moving to Florida. Nuts
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7 months
@LBOVinny Drop photos of the last 3 birds you’ve sniped and I’ll let you make that statement for Sweeney. Solid 8.5
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@mu2myoc I’m fucking weak. I bought $2k usd during the boom on this app called @UplandMe and lost it all
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@LatinxAdolf @ActivePatriotUK Stop paying your mortgage/ rent rn and see what happens Better yet, take the risk of buying property, renting it out to someone, and let them not pay you on time
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