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@funnyguy213388 @RespectfulMemes As time goes on your spine compresses due to years of gravity pushing down on it, making you shorter. There is no basis to what I just said, I did no research, and I don't care if I'm wrong.

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@papa_guava @honkposter Lol what makes you think they give a shit about what they have the right to do.

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@HeroOfFruits @LilySimpson1312 >Sees Asmon >Seethes You need a hobby if Asmongold makes you mad.

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@Pinko69420 People thought Homelander was a good guy? I didn't realize throwing someone off a building cuz they wanted to unalive was good guy behavior in some people's eyes.

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@XxShadiepiexX @JaidenAnimation He should pay her to animate an episode

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@TheActMan_YT I lowkey think Youtube is taking his side because he's a minority and they don't want to be associated with the idea of possibly kicking a person of color off the platform being portrayed as racist.

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@Tailcoat_Games @hostiledesign Two bollards are more than enough to prevent ram raids on a door that small. They put that many there on purpose because people can't lie down in the corner now.

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@E_V_E_R_2808 @Snake1995 Gandalf: Literal angel that has been around since the beginning of the universe

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@Nel_Cxrtey @heyimbee Shit's so smooth I slipped outta my chair homie goddamn

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@_Xmarkou @tragicbirdapp So your school has an issue with pedophiles.

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@Sydsnap I see a tiny girl and a muscular horse. You are truly living up to your name.

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@__sorto__ @RebelHeartCrue @KatBlanxo @ayjahdvine @444kenza And a dictatorship is a form of government. Your correction was completely unnecessary.

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@blueshellhater @indeimaus @TheActMan_YT His mom is fair use

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@swordscomic So does the net worth transfer to the wielder of the blade or do you just find out how much so you can be envious and stab 'em out of spite?

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@JusticeTornado @smoran26 Or, and here's the kicker, timezones.

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@moosefix @KelendalM Might be that he was using this as a way to get the Rogue into an unwinnable-guaranteed death scenario where he could remove them but make it still seem like he's being impartial.

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@somesimondude @GreenTextRepost He thought she was offering him sex with a woman who has a beard, not realizing she means she wants to fuck him because he has the beard.

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@ChrisRGun @shoe0nhead Awesomeism, a spin off of Cyanide and Happiness.

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@maedch3n @LilithLovett So dump him, problem solved.

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@salah1895 @hasanthehun Yeah, he's scamming himself out of his own money. What a gigabrain scam artist.

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@Osiris038 @GreenTextRepost Incestuous pedophiles aren't someone you want to defend.

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@TenebraeAeterna @OrdinaryGamers @GFuelEnergy @DrinkAriZona Or, just gonna throw it out there, plain ass water is great.

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@dreamwastalen @ncantu This mans paid for twitter blue just to commit heavier to the bit lol

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@Sivys_VanLife @TakeThatBro @InternetH0F It's better than no medical though.

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@BLM_EzraSalem @Shifty_Alien @womenpostingws So you're just TRYING to be offended by it eh? That's pretty fuckin' obviously not what they meant in the slightest yet you chose to take it that way, good job.

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@pixidemi Can't wait for people to complain so they nerf it into a flat board like they did Tracer back in the day.

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@KingpinPanduh @tarkov Tell me any situation where you'd remove a key tool from your secure container.

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@AluleStphen @YouTube Just because you have the attention span of a goldfish doesn't mean everyone else does.

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@Nux_Taku The funny part is there's no real way of knowing if you're lying. I'd love for you to shatter the realities of kpop stans but at the same time, they'd just become your stans and I dunno if that's worse or not.

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@MJonathan101 @GreenTextRepost You don't sit there sometimes and imagine yourself in made up scenarios?

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@Alessan71025006 @greentexts_bot Then stop acting like you're afraid to go out by yourself at night.

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@Sydsnap You say that like it even fazed you in the slightest

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@UTDJenn @crazyclipsonly Generally a good way to avoid being shot is to leave before people start shooting.

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@PolitcalSnake @GreenTextRepost Didn't say they weren't either. Schroedinger's Alphas.

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@PurpleReynism They sponsored him. He's not a spokesperson for them. But they really do have a terrible track record with endorsing predators lol

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@raphtist @charlie_requiem @smolangreydemon @Johngcole The timeframe being incorrect doesn't discount the rest of their point.

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@xMeshMNx @axios Imagine thinking he's going to do anything lol

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@PrismDragon13 @auralcoma @Rothmus Okay dickless one tell us how to take care of our dicks.

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@mynamesnotkarl @ManMilk2 "I'm going to explicitly document everything I will do online because I have the forethought of a fencepost!"

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@DanteRe98774144 @TheActMan_YT "I'm receiving exactly what I threw out at people for years why is this happening I didn't do anything"

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@starr_wz @TRIGGERHAPPYV1 It woulda been 5 times shakier and the second something happened they would have aimed the camera at the floor going "Oh my gawd"

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@SGSAMII @NFTBringer @InternetH0F Years of people reposting and cropping out the previous meme page's watermark.

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@Aldron_ @absicudalustic @fuckyourschizo @GreenTextRepost Yeah checks out, does the gayest thing imaginable and enjoys every second of it "I'm not gay tho" the amount of homosexual denial on 4chan is insane.

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@Ayoosh_aybi @GreenTextRepost He wanted some pussy

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@ChloeMissGurl @ymercado Wow, someone making it into a gender thing cuz they can't handle differing opinions.

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@NicoBolaz @MightyKeef Dooming the human race cuz he couldn't handle losing someone he saw as his daughter. Not wrong from his perspective but utterly selfish in the face of a treatable apocalypse.

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@J_Mical @AimeexPerez @hkatewilliams @Emily_S_Cooper His name is Shakes, he lives in a series of interconnected tunnels between peoples homes and stocks them with pasta.

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@shoe0nhead Highest incarceration rate per capita. "Best, most free, country in the world." Big yikes.

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@TheOffbeatNinja @GreenTextRepost It is fake, pic related is an age old shitpost photo about needing to be extra safe during sex.

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@Segue1977 @shoe0nhead News about shootings goes by so fast over there that a few days is long enough to say someone's out of the loop? Yeah I'd believe it.

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@MeLynnGerDan @dylanpwhite @NATO @jensstoltenberg @NATOpress Just say you want a world war. That's the alternative.

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@muhammedboehm @AzureWingedOne @JelliBadger @bostonicus @Rufneck0861 @deaflibertarian @MarioAlbertoX Confusing sign language for gang signs isn't uncommon either.

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@GreenTextRepost This is just fucking at a party with extra steps.

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@CorpseCrusader @Feniks_lucas Just put a random PNG of a spider over the screen on a random point on the map with a proximity trigger lol

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@itsHodsy Everyone is crying that it's pay to win because extra stash size never got scavs to hold fire.

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@Raindrenched1 @itsaIIpink @worldranking_ @InternetH0F They didn't say that, in any sense of the words. They stated a fact about people having kids they're ill prepared to care for, said nothing about whether they should be allowed to or not.

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@kiwithesmol Okay but be honest, have you throated one yet?

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@CJamesTweet @ChrisRGun She probably went back to paper cuz smashing 'em got too expensive.

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@babsaiih @GreenTextRepost When the promotional material is shit why would anyone think otherwise?

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@EjBeta @OrwellNGoode To be fair those quests generally involve a dragon or some shit.

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@lucidwontmiss @aangdaily It was already popular, they just ruined it.

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@kiwithesmol The virgin "Show me your tits." The chad "Let's go to a restaurant and I'll fuck you in the alley after our meal"

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@AirAssault22 @facial6lock @LilySimpson1312 They kneejerk react and disagree with anything he says because Asmon is basically Trump to these kinds of people lol

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@CatfinatedDest @CohhCarnage @CDPROJEKTRED I'm sorry did you just say CDPR were a small studio before Cyberpunk? What an absolutely ridiculous statement.

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@MJonathan101 @GreenTextRepost They're imagining themselves in situations where they're powerful and brave, because in reality they are the opposite. Nothing wrong with that.

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@cg_mia @Ninja Do you know how shotguns are supposed to work in videogames?

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@WhoseBacon @Hornier_ass @shoe0nhead Why not? It's a great comparison, autistic people are far more intelligent.

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@Pr0jectLetsplay @Nirbion Speak for yourself livin' in the past headass

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@dqnxel @prady_33 @ManMilk2 I dunno what standard you hold yourself to but 150 pushups would be legitimately impressive.

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@BS_artsss Clearly they don't know that it's not that it's impossible, it's just far more risky for women to go through the process. Geralt didn't make Ciri go through that process because he wanted her to have a life worth living, and was afraid it'd kill her.

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@Irunnia_ @Morbidful Because the penalties for these crimes legally isn't anywhere near as serious as it should be. Some people get like 2 months of community service for soliciting minors online etc instead of jailtime. It's ridiculous.

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@AmrodsCorner @GoNintendoTweet You understand who Bayonetta is right?

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@Psychotika_ @oxilodls @anton_snare @CapnGeech33 @venezianrey @FatsPostingLs Instead of saying you feel bloated, say "Oh my god I'm starting to look like Carrie"

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@stickersheetz_ @willyumslife I'd rather my kid get robbed than raped but hey conflate the two lol

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@40Zetrel @Jackox1X @historyinmemes You're so confident and yet so wrong.

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@it_meirl_bot Imagine being that invested into a game and then having it ripped away by some tiny green fuck.

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@CalibanIII @shoe0nhead If that happens people would probably make sure the "life" part of that would be short.

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@Barden43Blake @FightHaven So you would sue parents for your kid getting hurt in a combat sport that you signed them up for. You're the kind of person that'd get upset if they didn't hand out participation trophies lol

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@gbdman @Actovania @ThomBBX @GoodReddit And technically I don't give a fuck lol

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@zuccschini @OrwellNGoode Flint Lockwood did this already.

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@heyimbee Bee, we both know no matter how much you ask your PO box will be heavily weighed down by dongers.

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@shoe0nhead Bernie: writes fanfiction Biden: literally assaults someone "BuT BeRniE BaD"

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@theduckie908 @gnesxo @IceKareemREAL @konvikttv And therein lies the platform for discourse on the subject, champ.

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@scarra Pros of having an absolute dumptruck ass. Plenty of room for ya junk when you put them on backwards

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@AndrewEusebi @viennatho They're saying it's fucking weird to ship two real people and introduce some external pressures to be together when they very likely don't want to be together. Stop reading things and taking it like they said something completely different.

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@Chloeslillife Sounds like you ran into The Dooo trying to flirt with you.

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@ew2x4 @Fwiz @timthetatman Imagine being this confident and being this wrong.

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@HadronicJackals @ChrisRGun Except that Kojima has released many phenomenal games.

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@40Zetrel @historyinmemes "The perfect reward would be releasing them into an environment they're unfamiliar with that will rapidly result in their death" is what you just said.

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@SiiscoTTV You die to scavs because you play recklessly. I die to scavs because I've got bad aim and I stand still. We are not the same.

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