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@Johngcole

5 months

Can you imagine how furious you would be if you developed polio and lived, but had lifelong side effects, and when you turn 12-13 find out that all of this could have been avoided if you had been vaccinated but mom and dad saw a youtube video and their facebook group said not to

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Before we had a polio vaccine.

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Scientist: The eclipse will be just like this... People: Wow, you were right. Scientist: Now about climate change People: Shut up egghead

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4 years

Post caucus, Mayor Pete declared victory, team Sanders trashed Pete and the DNC, and Elizabeth Warren spent 20 minutes just bodying Trump and kicking him in the teeth repeatedly and then thanked her dog. Which is why I like Warren.

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7 years

A white dude shot 600 people in Las Vegas a few months ago. Just an FYI.

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NEW: AG Sessions on NYC attack: "We have now seen two terrorist attacks in New York City in less than two months that were carried out by people who came here as the result of our failed immigration policies that do not serve the national interest”

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4 years

why the fuck do we even have the 25th amendment

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3 years

a political friend sent this to me and I don't know who to credit

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@Johngcole

4 years

One last thing before I piss off into a netflix stupor. I am so glad that we are finally going to have a President who actually enjoys things. One of the things that drove me most insane about Trump, and I have said this before, is that the man was simply incapable of joy.

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5 months

I would sue for emancipation. Get me the fuck away from these child experimenting mother fuckers.

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I just hope I live long enough to see the media do this to a Republican.

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@Johngcole

10 months

I have said this before, and will say it again. If you run a company and can not afford to pay your employees enough to live if they work for you, you don't have a business, you have a hobby you want other people to subsidize with their labor.

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If your business can be crushed by workers demanding a fair shake, then it absolutely should be. That'll make room in the market for a business that *will* pay their workers, which is better for both society and our economy at large.

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2 years

hear me out, we continuously bail out people who choose to live in coastal areas and flood plains, and then they rebuild there again and no one flinches. But bailing out student loans is unforgivable because... it was their decision

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2 years

A friend got his employment reviews back and was told he was performing with "calculated mediocrity" and I think that is the most amazing phrase

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1 year

HE. HAD. A. SWASTIKA. TATTOO.

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Musk doubles down on his claims that there's no evidence the Allen, Texas mall shooter had white supremacist beliefs, and that @bellingcat "does psy-ops" professionally.

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3 years

I watched a tiktok where a dude said that Batman only wears half a mask so the cops know he is white and I have been thinking about it all day

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4 years

"I don't need to wear a mask to feel safe," he says, while carrying his AK-47 to get a sandwich from Subway.

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4 years

He doesn’t like to read, he doesn’t like music, he doesn’t care about art or poetry, or fine dining. He doesn’t laugh. He doesn’t laugh at himself. He is joyless. He doesn’t understand beauty in nature, in people, in architecture.

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4 years

but whatever. Enough thought about him. I’m going to have a banana and watch something relaxing. I got a nice bunch of yellow bananas with just a hint of green, so they are not overly sweet or mushy, but have a firm texture. That’s when they are the best, I think.

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6 years

Her name was Heather Heyer you fucking asshole @RandPaul

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Rand Paul: I'm worried that "someone is going to be killed" because of political climate

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7 years

Nancy Pelosi is 77, Bernie Sanders is 75. One is allegedly too old for politics but the other is being feted to run for President at age 78

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2 years

Republicans can shit on hollywood all they want but will smith faced more severe consequences and took more accountability than any Republican in the past 20 years

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4 years

He is just a deeply troubled, empty, vulgar shell of a man. I have no idea what his old man did to him, but he did a number on him. If Trump were not such a scumbag who had hurt so many people and continues to do so, it would b pitiable.

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2 years

@AngryBlackLady I am impressed by the flour to see the footpribts that’s some James Bond shit right there

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4 years

tonight, when you are analyzing the Iowa caucus results, keep in mind that Iowa has sent Steve King to Congress for ten terms

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4 years

Democrats elected an astronaut and literal rocket scientist to the Senate while Republicans elected a 25 year old nazi and a qanon supporter so fuck off with your both parties are the same

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1 year

@bendreyfuss Mine was “maybe underground graveyards are a bad idea for a vacation destination you weirdos” so I dunno what that says about me

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It’s very disturbing to me as I approach my senior years that most of this country does not know the difference between normal aging and dementia

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4 years

Republicans did nothing when 25 kids were gunned down in a school calling them a hypocrite over a supreme court seat ain't gonna make the motherfuckers even flinch

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4 years

just the little human things that make life worth living. He feels and appreciates none of it. It’s all a crude dick measuring contest, and the only way to get ahead is to cut other’s down. It’s why he is such a bad negotiator. He’s incapable of understanding win/win.

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4 years

I mean, can you honestly imagine him ever just wanting to go to a friend’s house to sit on the couch and chat, and play with their dog, and have coffee, and talk about things?

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4 years

The only way he measured things is by how he perceived it made other people envy or look up to him. I’ll hold up a bible because other people like it and I want them to like me. I will hang around all these bottle blondes with fake boobs because that’s what people like.

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4 years

Someone can only get ahead when someone else loses. It’s why he and the GOP never figured out that the way to save the economy was to handle covid. They couldn’t fathom that one didn’t have to be at the expense of the other.

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4 years

Coronavirus: “Watch this!” Yellowstone Caldera: “Hold my beer."

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Unusual uplift at Yellowstone volcano was caused by magma rising up deep beneath the surface, study finds

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5 years

A lot of people think that the Republicans #1 tool is racism. It isn’t. Don’t get me wrong, they love it, and they use the hell out of it, but it isn’t their best tool. Their best tool is apathy.

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4 years

Or remembering something little his wife had wanted and mentioned, and picking it up while seeing it on his travels, and spiriting it away in his luggage and taking it home and hiding it and wrapping it and just being excited to give it to her?

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4 years

She was 36, so we're not just talking about sacrificing Dan Patrick's apparently hated grandparents. Brooklyn principal dies from coronavirus complications

Brooklyn principal dies from coronavirus complications

A Brooklyn principal has died due to complications from the coronavirus — the first known death of a city public school staffer tied to the pandemic, officials said Monday. Dezann Romain, 36,...

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4 years

Look at this magnificent room covered in marble and glitter I have it so I must be great people will adore me.

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4 years

Every time I see Warren speak and explain a concept problem in ways anyone can understand and then provide a solution people can also understand I wonder why she is not leading every poll by 50 points

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6 years

HAS ANYONE FUCKING CONSIDERED THAT MAYBE JACK IS ALT RIGHT AND SYMPATHIZES WITH ALEX JONES HE’S A WHITE 40 SOMETHING BILLIONAIRE TECHBRO FROM MISSOURI DO THE MATH

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3 years

On the one hand, Biden wants to charge news orgs for their covid tests. On the other hand, Trump didn’t care if they had it or got it and incited violence against the media. So, you know, both sides.

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5 years

this is the most I have ever liked Beto O’Rourke EVER

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Beto O’Rourke on his way to his car was asked if there’s anything Trump can do now to make this better. “What do you think? You know the shit he’s been saying. He’s been calling Mexican immigrants rapists and criminals. I don’t know, like, members of the press, what the fuck?”

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4 years

OMG THIS TIMES A BILLION

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3 years

I got curious today and looked up NFT and apparently it means RICH PEOPLE HAVE TOO MUCH FUCKING MONEY AND WE NEED TO TAX THEM MORE BECAUSE NOW THEY ARE BUYING SHIT THAT DOES NOT EXIST

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6 years

Trying to watch the Last Jedi again but it’s a lot harder the second time because I read about someone who named their chicken Kylo Hen.

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4 years

@SorayaMcDonald The thing that I keep coming back to is she was just in her bed sleeping. Her doors were locked, she was in her pj's, in her bedroom, minding her own business, sleeping. Thinking she was safe. And the people we pay to "keep us safe" came in and murdered her.

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6 years

The depressing reality of this whole Burkman/Wohl sad attempt to pay women to lie about Mueller is that the reason they thought it would be successful is they think all the women who have come forward about men like Kavanaugh and others are lying.

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One of the biggest problems with Democratic elites in the media ecosphere is that they are far more concerned with everyone perceiving them as independent thinkers than they are with the outcome of their actions.

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4 years

One of the enduring lies of the last four years is that Trump speaks for the downtrodden and disfranchised. This has never been true.

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28 days

how is it not a bigger story that Trump had Epstein on speed dial?

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7 years

you put fucking crosshairs over people’s portraits

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No one should be shocked at the sick audacity of sick characters. Kathy is a hurting individual. She needs help....

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2 months

thank you for reminding me so I can celebrate again right now

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remember when a bunch of leftists who claim to oppose the death penalty celebrated this old man dying

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4 years

basically we live in a christian caliphate now where you are no longer bound by laws if you just say "but mah christianity" it's a carte blanche excuse to do what you want and to legally oppress others

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8 years

Melania is defending Trump, standing by her husband. In other words, doing exactly what Trump says makes Clinton unfit for office.

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6 years

Usually conservatives just cut eyeholes in pillow cases

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Our Soundman just cut the Nike swoosh off his socks. Former marine. Get ready @Nike multiply that by the millions.

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7 years

@TheRickWilson I thought it said "Paul [Manafort] is dead"

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3 years

Getting shingles and flu vaccine right now super excited for better 5G reception

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6 years

OH NOES we radicalized a political operative who worked with Ken Starr to hound the Clintons then worked on Bush V. Gore and then stole Senate emails wait what the fuck are you talking about

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5 years

Hi- it took me twenty years to pay off my student loans and it was not easy but I did it last spring. Between putting away money for retirement and paying off those loans, there were a lot of lean years. But I did it. And I completely support eliminating student loan debt.

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The dirty hippies were right, Obama should have prosecuted the Bush era torturers. It was a failure of his admin and I was complicit because I thought it would poison the well when the well was clearly already nothing but arsenic.

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MSNBC analyst argues Trump’s CIA appointment of Haspel is a sign that torture is acceptable again

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JUST HEAD ON DOWN TO THE VENTILATOR STORE AND GET YOU SOME BEFORE THINGS GET TIGHT WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS WHO DO YOU THINK I AM?

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NEWS: Trump told the governors on conf call this am that they should get their own ventilators, per recording of call “We will be backing you, but try getting it yourselves" More here, including his prediction on what more the FED may do >>>>

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4 years

Damn

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If you're pouring bleach on food to keep homeless people from eating it, it's really time to sit down, think about your life choices, and try to pinpoint what decision led you down the road to becoming a fucking monster.

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Kansas City officials poured bleach on food meant for people who are homeless, rather than let a community org serve food without a permit

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5 years

you booked her for 15 years and she wrote a fucking book supporting internment camps literally called IN DEFENSE OF INTERMENT you hacks

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There is no room in mainstream conservatism or at YAF for holocaust deniers, white nationalists, street brawlers, or racists. Our full statement below:

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8 years

Ben Carson at these debates is like a bong hit in between lines of coke.

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3 years

get used to storms like the tornado that plastered kentucky today. Scientists have been warning about this shit for decades and you ignored them just like you refuse to get your fucking vaccination and like the virus we all have to suffer the effects of these new killer storms

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I guess I am just weird that I can hold all of these thoughts in my head at once: Terrorizing and murdering civilians is wrong Apartheid states are bad Understanding why someone does something is not the same as excusing it wanting the US to not do anything to make this worse

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3 years

My biggest fear is gun owning minorities will think these verdicts mean they have the same rights as Kyle.

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4 years

@mariahstone99 @SorayaMcDonald They were shot in a fucking no knock raid because THEIR neighbors were suspected of selling drugs. The boyfriend says he never heard them identify themselves. He was a legal gun owner. There was no reason for them to be in her house at all. None.

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5 years

you first fuck boy

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In new immigration plan, future immigrants will be required to learn English and pass a civics exam prior to admission, Trump says

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btw, you gun humping gomers, the cops shot the guy dead in a minute. If you want to have your little fantasy about good guys with guns, anyone who was carrying a personal weapon and drew it in response would have been thought to be an active shooter and the cops would have shot

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RE: Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis writing a letter for Danny Masterson Many, many years ago I interned in a probation office in Morgantown, WV. It was supposed to be just a summer thing, but I enjoyed the work so much I was there for a year and a half.

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5 years

god damn @popehat

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5 years

I know this is going to be controversial and not get me a paid spot on CNN but there literally is no lesson to be learned by Democrats from the UK elections because we are a different country with different issues and different leaders and a completely different system.

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7 years

and you motherfuckers can stick your god damned caucuses up your asses.

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Dear Democratic Party, Read this chart. Stop ignoring black voters and acting like working class white voters are the only path to victory. Sincerely, People who like inclusivity — and winning!

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4 months

Joe Lieberman is dead and if you can't say anything nice feel free to say it here.

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4 years

You know how strongly you feel about Bernie? That’s how strong I and others feel about Warren. I just don’t feel the need to treat everyone not voting for her as a shitlib/neolib/traitor to humanity/etc. And if she loses, I will vote for the Dem in November.

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RIP Lily Cole, the best dog ever

Balloon Juice - RIP Lily Cole (????-2022)

I woke up this morning and Lily was asleep in her dog bed underneath my desk, so I went to take a shower after feeding Steve. After showering, I came into the office, and Lily had somehow gotten...

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It's giving "Hipster Hitler Youth" and it is usually paired with a Mormon stay at home mommy influencer and a dozen mlm scams

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Whatever this hairstyle is called, I am beyond ready for it to join bell bottoms and leisure suits on the fashion heap of history.

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8 years

The thing I can't get over is what if Hillary had won and partial credit went to Russian hacking of the RNC? People would be dead already.

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6 years

@Nicole_Cliffe I was visiting a new girlfriend in another state for my first extended stay there and she asked me if I was enjoying myself and I blurted out "I miss Lily.” This is Lily.

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Nothing Kennedy has ever written, no majority opinion, no scathing dissent, will EVER be as consequential as his choosing to retire right now. He must know that, and he has burned his life's work to the ground.

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4 years

This is 100% correct, and as I have repeatedly said, people who do not return their shopping carts are sociopaths.

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6 years

Hillary warned us all and they made fun of her

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5 years

I’m voting for the Democrat who is like this close to slipping up and saying “these motherfuckers” when talking about Republicans so I guess I am voting for Warren or Harris.

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2 years

at this point I think someone on the staff follows you and is just fucking with us

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How it started. How it’s going

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7 years

The biggest problem I have with the greens and the self annointed far left is that they are just such fucking assholes.

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8 years

Dear @SenSanders I gave you $27 when I was Bernie curious. I didn't know you would use it to try to destroy the party. I want a refund.

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Media: “It’s an outrage the way Trump treats us and the people at the rallies are insane and scare us.” Also Media: “And now we will pre-empt everything else and go live to Trump’s Nuremberg rally at Wilkes-Barre.” Fucking idiots. CUT OFF HIS OXYGEN.

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7 years

Just imagine if Democrats were doing any of this shit. Any of it.

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6 years

you fucking assholes want us to live in a gun violence hellscape but won’t let guns anywhere near you, have armed security, and now taxpayer funded security vests

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House committee passes resolution letting members pay for bulletproof vests with taxpayer dollars

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went to a weed dispensary today to check them out and the guy asked me what I wanted I asked if he had anything that would make me feel 21 and skinny Deadpan he immediately responded "we don't sell cocaine"

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2 years

belated congratulations to Rush Limbaugh for a year of sobriety

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6 years

Ask me how many fucks I give about Amy Siskind or anyone else who annoints themselves a leader of the resistance. You got the same number of votes I got. The "resistance" doesn't need leaders. It's needs organizers and door knockers and phone bankers and donors and voters.

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