If I were in charge of
@Ubisoft
and
@assassinscreed
, here's how I would handle this...
I'm not, mind you, but here's what I would do if I was...and somehow ended up in the - extremely predictable - mess that they currently find themselves in.
After issuing the apology, I'd (c)
@MoreCrazyClips
(November 2018) Paris, France - After being violently abducted on the streets of Paris last month, a young puppy finally returned to his caretaker, a loving homeless man.
The puppy was reunited with his owner on Friday after Antony Blanchard, president of the France-based animal
@dyingscribe
In her defense, she then clings to him in a desperate attempt to calm him down while nervously continuing to smile in the hopes that this doesn't ruin the night.
So that's at least a stepping stone in the right direction.
@MMFlint
The privilege of a blue checkmark is knowing that you're about to tweet something monumentally stupid, but are going to do it anyway because you are likely wealthy enough not to worry about the blowback.
Jeeze.
@y0us3f
@CreepyOrg
That's the only existence that cow has known.
It's known nothing else. As long as it's loved and cared for, I'm pretty confident that it's enjoying the life it's got...as cows are pretty happy just being able to live out their lives with ample food and attention.
If you were
By the age of 8 months - 1 year, elephant calves can control their trunks pretty well.
This one became expert in grabbing carrots while remaining hidden.
@LouRoma23399281
@freakoutfights
Near the end of the video, the woman says something about the puppy's ear. I assume and hope that just the ear was torn.
@TPostMillennial
This is getting interesting, because it's pretty obvious that he doesn't appear to have much support in the government anymore, and the people seem ready to haul him outside...and instead of trying to back down, he's doubling-down.
I wonder how this is going to play out.
@MouchoV
@realtgccc
Taking a shot of your hand to disprove the OP was a mistake.
Your hand looks more like the masculine representation than the feminine. Nothing dainty about that hand.
@ChrisCillizza
The hilarity here is that you're setting the stage for people on both the Right and Left, who loathe the elite, to unify by trying to paint this as "Trumpism." Let's not forget, Sanders used similar rhetoric before bending the knee.
By all means, please continue.
@DragonBulat
@LenaDunhamVEVO
@Tobias3427
@TeenyGhosts
I saw a meme not too long ago that told short men to embrace their destiny by growing a full length beard and becoming a badass dwarf.
I have to admit, I think it would be better than waiting in pain for a few extra inches.
@AusVizsla
@y0us3f
@CreepyOrg
They put paint on their cows, which is very likely what that is. That cow is an adult. If it was chronically bleeding from the skull, it likely wouldn't have made it to adulthood.
Even the central area looks clean, without infection. The fact that it made it to adulthood with
@PandaVolley
@OrdinaryGamers
The jury has 90% of the vote, and the jury are composed of games journalism and media outlets, like Polygon and Vox.
It's just a media circle-jerk and way for them to get back a little of that old-school power they lost when their impact on what the consumer buys dropped to 3%.
@gearshot_
I heard, from a reliable source, that Samuel did it because his co-worker, a Hasan D. Piker, refused a generous offer of candy at a company meeting. From what I understand, Piker is now in hiding after repeated threats of high blood sugar.
@dyingscribe
This will never not crack me up.
Imagine a spacecraft lands in a White suburban neighborhood and this tall Black dude with a massive head just walks out.
"My people, I've returned! Rejoice, for we are going home."
@vocativ
1: He didn't make the game.
2: If this is misogynistic, then 99.9% of the game is misandristic.
3: ...defamation really is a thing. I know it's rarely taken to court, but come on...
@Battybuddy
If they were that concerned, they should have been crowdfunding for him to get established. Knowing how rescue groups work though, it's as much about the money they make as the dogs they rescue, sad to say.
LOT of good-hearted rescue folk lament over that.
@Akumabat
After all the bullshit they've put him through, I'd rather he just end up with Silk and they introduce a new story where he and her are trying to figure out how much is their actual feelings towards one another and how much is the pheromones they retconned out.
@prisoner_____
@DiscussingFilm
If it doesn't sound like Alien, there's no point in using the intellectual property...other than to try and entice a demographic interested in that intellectual property to swallow whatever they butcher the IP with.
@dyingscribe
What is Nolan's level amongst the Viltrumite empire?
I'd imagine he's near the upper end of the spectrum, but there's still heavy hitters that dwarf him?
@kaderadenurface
@BellaHagleyWood
@creepydotorg
...
I kinda feel like he knew and just played along, to be honest... He was already in too deep, pun intended, and at that point...probably thought he might as well just keep having his fun.
@dyingscribe
To be fair, the community manager that got sassy has gone back on all that and admitted that review bombing, while sad to see, is all that matters to Sony and gives them leverage to reverse the decision.
CEO said it was justified bombing.
@dyingscribe
I remember my mother getting excited when Pumped up Kicks came on the radio and turning it up while saying, "I love this song!"
I said, "You love a song about a school shooting?"
She snapped that head so fast... I told her to actually pay attention to the lyrics... Fun time.
@CassyBlue3
@AlissaAzar
If I remember correctly, this particular group has always remained masked...which has gotten them criticized by the Right, who are skeptical that they're an actual group and not just some sort of weird social engineering plot akin to that Black militia photo op who turned (c)
@PaintnThinna
@BreadPanes
No one is saying it was okay. They're saying that the claim of the comic is wrong, as Whites certainly didn't start it like the kid in the comic started the fire.
@MatthewModine
Which gated community do you live in?
We will send the "event" your way so that the rest of us don't have to deal with it. I'm sure there will be better party favors for those attending said "event" too.
...or is that why you are pretending this is ab event, so they don't (c)
@jimmykimmel
I sometimes wonder if the left-wing elite realize that all the pressure to do right by BOTH sides now falls upon the DNC...and with the rhetoric going around, it's not looking like a great start.
@Vanessa_Murphy
@8NewsNow
Holy shit.
There's a lot of people in jail right now who didn't realize that all they had to do was say they didn't do it to get off the hook.
@Chris_E_Winter
@Plipster
Then there's this episode:
Where Homer becomes the "perfect father" and everything he ever wanted to be, only to have his family pushing him away...resulting in him sacrificing everything he's ever wanted to be to become the dumb Homer they all love.
@mikesulsenti
@bazyjonesy
Progressives tend to obsess over Japanese culture, move there, hate it, and then try to force their ideological ideals. Had an acquaintance who did just that because she favored Asian men. Huge progressive, instantly complained about the culture after she moved there.
@EoinHiggins_
I find it interesting that the comments are littered with several different meanings. I always knew it as a cluster of rats tethered by the tails.
@CursedVideos
I went from, "There's nothing wrong with this." to "Oh, alright...yeah, that's a little weird." to "Oh, this is getting out of hand." to "What in the flying fuck?"
@NdmKnight
@nowthisnews
Hydroxychloroquine has been around since 1955 and is commonly prescribed in the United States. So, people can weigh the risks a lot better than they can a gene therapy that's not undergone long-term trials for the purpose it's currently being used for. It's rushed, simply put.
@glumirror
These are weird.
It doesn't feel like a skit. He acknowledges that the abuse is wrong and anyone, male or woman, should get out of a relationship where they're being abused. He doesn't, however, show any signs of following his own advice...which is fine, that's actually common.
@Mastu_Denton
@SuperNerdMike
@Gluttony_Bishop
I like to think that Jonah realized Peter was Spiderman ages ago, adores him, and just plays Devil's Advocate to keep Peter grounded and trying to prove him wrong...thus being the best Spiderman he could ever be.
@deep_dab
They all, sister included, conspired to murder. They came to the house with intent.
Self defense.
Dude and his brother should be cleared and let go. Girl and her brothers should all be arrested.
@p8stie
Small Guy: "Throw me at the mother fucker."
Tall Guy: "W-what? I couldn't..."
Small Guy: "Just do it, they won't see it coming and it'll be fucking hilarious."
Tall Guy: "...alright, just...remember you asked."
@DocStrangelove2
I really wish they would make the attempt to graft it back together. Usually, something like this isn't practical because of the lengths it would take...but in this case, it's not someone's tree in the back yard.
Take a crane out, build a support structure, graft it, hope.
@dyingscribe
Easily.
Got caught up in the fame and fell to the weight of his own mistakes, only to slowly crawl his way back out to discover he actually wants to be good and has the entire time.
Great fucking arc.
@mcg_chuck
@LouRoma23399281
@freakoutfights
You could hope for a cut or something all you like, but that's unrealistic for the situation. Losing an ear is, in a situation like that, a miracle...because I would have expected an eye, if not death.
@dyingscribe
Imagine being on a date with some girl and she ties to catch you with the "You don't stand for women's rights?!" shit when you say you're not a feminist, as if that exact sort of gaslighting from an abhorrent ideology isn't why people no longer like the term.
@SkullnaughtS
@blowoback
So was a friend of my girlfriend. Temporarily dead. Said to be a vegetable. This went back and forth until he just woke up.
He's back home playing Tarkov right now.
@TheQuartering
The hell?
I just watched the video. If
@Twitch
is only going to three-day ban something like that, absolutely no one should be receiving a permanent ban unless they actually break the fucking law.
@MisterJ831
@HamillHimself
I hear that the alt-right also drinks water, and even breathes. You should really stop doing those too...wouldn't want to be associated with them, right?
@AimbotAimy
@dyingscribe
Generally, you're not supposed to produce it in excess...but taking it up the ass probably causes your body to compensate for being chronically railed.
@dyingscribe
There's just a pretty sizable demographic of people who believe that rape is fine, so long as it's outside their tribe...be that racial, religious, whatever.
@dyingscribe
Apparently, the Cyclopes and Hecatonchires siding with Zeus were the deciding factor.
Zues still doesn't mess with the primordials, though.
He could only ever imprison the daughters of Nyx, and he was terrified of her.
@RealDante12
@beckydestroyer
To be fair, the Black girl does say, "Never put your hands on me." This implies that there was some sort of physical contact prior to the recording, so we do indeed need further context on this one.