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Writer. Otaku. Chaotic Troublemaker.

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Joined August 2012
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We live in a timeline where game journalists are worse at video games than DSP. Let that sink in.
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@PleoTCA You treat words like gunshot wounds lmfao.
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@Sony @IEquality You could make games for the PS5 instead.
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@adultswim You are like 15 years late with this joke lmao
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@ShitpostRock "You see that mountain over there? You'll fall to your death if you climb it."
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@GuardTm All guns are women >Kill you if you get on their bad side >Very loud >If you drop them they make a lot of noise
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@ShitpostRock "Aren't you just old in general?"
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@GiveMeBanHammer Twinkie saw feet and immediately said "UNDERAGE PORN"
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@ChibiReviews Shadow attracted a bunch of new players who aren't familiar with the huge difficulty spike end-game DLC is in Fromsoft games.
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@jnyboy >taking a picture of your phone with another phone
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@TheActMan_YT Yeah it's meant to be a huge step up. It's how bloodborne was and how Dark Souls did things. People both want a lot of new content but don't want to spend more than a few hours beating it. You can't have both.
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@DoesItPlay1 "To deliver the highest quality visuals while also reducing the game's over all storage space on your hard drive" >Game is 300gbs The Entirety of Elden Ring, a far longer game with 300+ hours of content, is only 48.11 gbs when installed.
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@ShitpostRock Tfw you leave a billion plot threads unanswered on purpose.
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@RealHypnotic1 Example 1,203,358,201,839 of a white liberal woman punching a bee hive, getting stung, then blaming the bees.
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@nichegamer They in the comments crying lmfao
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@WarOnDogs >Try to claim everything as theirs >Wonder why 90% of the internet hates them
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@ShitpostRock The people who have this mentality in 2024 trying to grift off nerd hobbies after being gatekept:
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Whites don't owe blacks jack shit, Kim.
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My book NO WHITE LIES speaks to how white South Africans have never shown remorse or offered reparations to fellow black South Africans for apartheid atrocities Get your copy from Exclusive Books or Bargain Books or Takealot or email me for a signed copy
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@politicalawake >Nerf the gameplay, turn the games into action RPGs with as much depth as a puddle >Take 20 years to make a single game >Most obnoxious release schedule ever >Nerf Tifa's assets Asking for it.
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@PandasAndVidya Do they have to mix shitty sounding dubstep/hiphop into everything
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@antideathagenda @TheEbonyMaw "Excellent bait." Except people here actually believe this and I've seen girls get harassed off the Internet for it all because they posted themselves in a cosplay and they're only 5'2 and petite.
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@ShitpostRock Reminder you can parry the blood rain with Carian retaliation.
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@LookAtMyMeat1 Punishing your wife by installing Windows Vista
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@BIRDNFT @ElijahSchaffer You react to being called a violent thug by being a violent thug. Interesting.
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@BepDelta The ATF took my dick away because they thought it was a bomb ☹️
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@LifeOfTigerYT @Dexerto They're mad because they're not the ones getting the money lol.
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@Nairametrics God how convenient that Abe was shot and then all this started happening suddenly out of no where. Fancy that.
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@_Darthsoldier_ Also the Government can't decide to non-person you for social media posts they don't like.
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@LookAtMyMeat1 Gonna make a boob enlargement mod that only works on one boob and not both just for that.
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@hayasaka_aryan "Gordon Ramsay started wiping his ass with his bare hands before cooking, becoming an over night sensation in Delhi."
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@ShitpostRock Japanese goburin
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@Valkyrie_Fleur Ain't touching that money, I like living.
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@lporiginalg The frequency the sound of the beeps generates activates the pineal gland in those with significant amounts of melanin. Fixing it would be disadvantageous for those awaiting the return of Yakub.
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@WaifuverseAI "How could Palestine do such a thing?"
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@Grummz @StellarBlade Honest to God seeing a leftist outlet like Kotaku parrot Christian modesty talking points is hilarious. They are so anti-horny they've become conservative. That's amazing.
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@ElijahSchaffer "They hate us because they hate God" is the biggest cope in human history.
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@LookAtMyMeat1 "They named me Asuka because I'm a bitch."
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@TheEbonyMaw This guy gets on my fucking nerves like nothing else.
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@ShitpostRock It's an interesting game.
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@ClownWorld_ God the nerve of someone above the age of 18 having fun. Ugh.
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Why the fuck is it when westerners make "strong female characters" they try to make them as unattractive as physically fucking possible
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Brie Larson's fight with Thanos in Avengers: Endgame was a last minute addition based on the positive reception of her performance in Captain Marvel.
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@tz_toast_rider I tried it but I'd rather just use the same tried and true emulators that have been around since the dawn of time like VisualBoyAdvance and DesMuMe.
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@FuckKoroks Their own worst enemy
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@Rachelgetsreal What fucking planet do the producers of this show come from because it isn't Earth.
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@LavenderGhast They'll scream and cry about big tiddy anime girls then read romance novels where they self insert as a rape victim. Sounds about right.
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@TheRalphRetort I smell your fear.
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@PandasAndVidya "POO in LOO not HELLO APU ok."
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@HashslingingThe @EndWokeness Nice to meet you, my name is Hasa Bigdick.
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@TopGyaru "Get out of the way I have to piss."
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@pcgamer "Starring exclusively hot people." Gonna cry about it?
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@LookAtMyMeat1 When Ranni tells you she'll let you touch her feet if you go to Nokron for her but you're on that sigma male grindset
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I can't believe it senpai noticed me
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@PDakkadakka >Thirty seven futa doujins immediately appear
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@LookAtMyMeat1 We love older women
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@hayasaka_aryan Leftists can't comprehend that you can be fun and still know what you're doing.
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@Ziostorm1 I mean.
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@vampkandy Funny thing is that she's not even a cross dresser to begin with and is just dressing and acting like a dude as a disguise lmao.
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@LookAtMyMeat1 I want to learn to perfectly imitate a mangaka's style to the point I can post fake chapters on the Internet just to cause problems like this.
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@Igzorn_Buelle @HMBohemond afro samurai had robots too lol
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@Grummz I mean I've had a PSN account since the PS3 and made a new one I'm assuming for the PS4 when it came out so it's not a problem for me but considering Sony's actions I do not want to support them.
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@ShitpostRock Irony poisoning from modern slop leaving audiences mystified when presented with genuinely likeable characters.
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@Grummz Jealous Ugly Women being themselves example #232 ,124,320
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@Kotaku Amazing. You're so leftist you've become conservative Christians.
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@TheKnownOtaku >They're just buildings lmao :^) >Only source of income >Insurance only covers so much >Tons of lost money >Probably just ruined several people's lives for years to come JUST BUILDINGS BRO JUST BUILD ANOTHER ONE DUH NO PROBLEM
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@zakogdo They hire fanfic writers lmao.
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@Fer_1589 @Pirat_Nation "Pay us or we'll call you a chud on the internet >: (((("
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@BadMediatake Leftists turning on the Jews after spending a good part of several years of being schizophrenic about Nazis is the funniest thing I've seen come out of this. "We aren't virtue signaling losers! We do what's right!" Bah.
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@Grxit Daily reminder to gatekeep your hobbies.
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@BadMediatake Yeah it's not like humanity wasn't doing that for tens of thousands of years before the industrial revolution made it easy or anything.
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@LeeBanning @SecularStudents "They never punished thieves or murderers before Christ, actually."
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@GamesNosh >Why do so many other game devs completely mess it up and make them look ugly? They're doing it purposefully lol. It is 100% malicious.
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@Sprocketguys "Guys maybe having sex in public for a month straight every year isn't good optics."
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@BohmRespektor Lmao ok nerd.
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