Guardbro @GuardTm Twitter profile

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Guardbro

3 months

Good afternoon to all of you coming in after the Trailer Park Elf racist post, lol. I hope you are having a good Tuesday. I am glad you have found me over here in this little pocket of the internet. I am Guardbro. I write and narrate the Veil Rider series and the Emily

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I outright refuse to humor wheelchair bound adventurers. It is still some of the stupidest shit I have ever seen. I have had the privilege of DMing for a blind player and you know what she played? A fucking regular ass Wood Elf that was addicted to smoking. I also once made her

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What is going on here?

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What in the fuck is this

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This is just Warhammer 40k, tourist.

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22 days

You have a multi-ethnic squad and a woman is in a position of military command Space Marine 2 is woke 💜

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They're banning people laugh reacting to this image lol

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The next trans person that asks me to add pronouns to the game book is getting kicked in the fucking chest. The fuck am I going to add pronouns to, the fucking rifles? Just play the god damn game and stop begging for a trans-God to make you feel good. Where are you people even

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Like clockwork. "Wheel chairs in dungeons are stupid." "DISABLED PEOPLE EXIST." No fucking shit, still doesn't change the fact that a wheelchair in a dungeon is fucking stupid.

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Really? You can't think of one way a wheelchair might be a hindrance?

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@GuardTm @MostPeculiariti @Lilithmonrpgfan I legitimately can’t think of a single way that someone in a wheelchair would be a hindrance to the rest of their party so enlighten me.

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@LavenderGhast >Says black kid in a normal tone >Captions: BLACK kid

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"The Jadgabrams isn't real, it cant hurt you." >The Jadgabrams

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@Pinko69420 Who's gonna tell em?

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@ChoujinVirus What does that even mean? You're saying words to imply something but fail to make any sort of logical bridge.

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Lol christ on a fuckin' bike, these people are insane.

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@The_Novu >Can and will bite if loaded improperly

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Lol fuck off

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@TheYagosto You mean the guy who lived in a modern setting.

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@mistophilies Uh sir this is fantasy your realism has no place here.

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@TheUnaButters @SapphicJade @MostPeculiariti @Lilithmonrpgfan tHeY'lL jUsT cArRy mE

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@loafthief I would find this quite funny actually, lol.

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@Squirrelmob75 You spit facts.

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@EnjoyerofB Nah, I still think female Custodes are fucking dumb. Space marines stay the boys club, Sisters stay the girls club, as well as the SoS.

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@00replica @ChoujinVirus I prefer straight forward answers than someone trying to hide beyond the ambiguity of an entire reddit genre. Call me crazy.

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@MrsKonradCurze "This is good for female players." "I'm a female player and I don't like this." "Fucking pick-me." Pottery

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@SapphicJade Logistical reasons, traversing reasons, combat reasons, spell reasons, etc.

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@airbagged Lol this is a pitiful IS THIS YOU?

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@SapphicJade @Lilithmonrpgfan Why the fuck should I put in extra work to make sure all the adventures are accessible to a wheel chair? If you wanna twist my arm and go in on a wheel chair you better expect the reality of it.

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Haha @elizavtuber

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@GuyWhosose @SapphicJade @MostPeculiariti @Lilithmonrpgfan >Without a roll You would, wouldn't you?

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I am a man of my word.

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@dijit Because movies are always sources of historical context, lol.

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@marcusr06564246 Then do I have a pair of book series for you...

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@SeDevri369 Just PLAY THE GAME aaaaahREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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@SapphicJade @MostPeculiariti @Lilithmonrpgfan I've said it enough in enough comments; You will only be a hindrance to those around you.

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@Fazzulouss52098 His actual history is so based it's borderline insane.

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7 months

He's out there getting more active and burning those calories, that's all that matters.

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Can you even parkour harder than this?

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@skullface_cmx Ive always known that, any space wolf player is a furry.

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They should be treated like men, and should learn how to banter. Join the space, join the culture, learn to sling words with the rest of the gamers.

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women in gaming spaces should be treated better.

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@wokehammerLs Meanwhile, if you pain your Imperial Guard in black, white, and red... All jokes aside, why do they always pick Nids or Genestealers? I mean we can kinda guess but it's rather on the nose.

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@ladyofcin0 Good assumption.

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Come meet @KirscheVerstahl in the alleyway, we're by the cocaine dealer and bootleg anime table

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@tacbaconpatches @SapphicJade @MostPeculiariti @Lilithmonrpgfan Don't worry bro her friends will just carry her. Oh no the goblins are attacking and her friends have arms of legs-no-less, they can't defend themselves!

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@pipkinpippa @MrMcWhiteGuy1 And we all know who is to blame.

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@manik_9 @marcusr06564246 Lol I write books. The Emily Bronze series has the same vibe as the image, and the Veil Riders is a more military theme. The free audio books are on YouTube under the same name.

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TTRPG book settings should contain bigotry. The books should contain racism. The books should contain everything that makes a world awful because it is what makes a setting a setting and a world a world. There should be people, evil and good, corrupt and pure, as those are the

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1 year

Do you people see nazies in your fucking soup?

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How do you like our new sticker? 😉

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@SapphicJade @MostPeculiariti @Lilithmonrpgfan Also don't worry about missing words and all that, people can usually figure out whats going on. Part of the twitter problem.

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@torn7444 >Critical Role

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@manaliciously "I'm gonna have MORE LEGS."

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@SapphicJade @MostPeculiariti @Lilithmonrpgfan Twitter problem is not being able to go back and edit comments in order to fix said issues.

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This creature has me banned, as most of the cowards do. "I'd like official FemSM." They say. The full, female only Adepta Sororitas army is not enough. Female troopers in nearly every combat unit is not enough, from the inquisition to the admech, from line infantry to the officer

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@csaurageul I mean he's already a king for the asthmatic

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What's that? Using an actual established canon group of all-female warriors that have to use sign language to speak, and not making her an insufferable girl boss? Crazy

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@StreakOfVest Just an angry wheelchair bound paladin glaring up at a sheepish looking Beholder

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>Go to bed with 1.8k followers >Wake up to 2.6k followers Good morning, I suppose.

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If you know anything about Jocat, you'll know why this is funny.

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Not even magic can help the fundamentally stupid argument of having an adventurer in a wheel chair. And again, no one said disabilities are not real, and your cope is just going into the bucket with the rest of them. Also nice standard terminally-online response of "Since you

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if you can accept magic (not real) in a fantasy setting then you should be able to accept physical disability (is real) and even get creative with it maybe using the magic to accommodate the disability . or if you can't do that then I guess you could run into traffic in real life

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Remember when me and @Neckbeardia said female space marines would just look like a man with pretty lips?...

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@DaRollinThunder The memes have awoken

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>Tires to call someone out >Replies disabled Pitiful.

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... hm...

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@wokehammerLs "URRRMMMMMMMM IS THIS YOU?" These people are insufferable.

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I don't give a fuck what you think, I'm right and will die on this hill

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>When everyone is super, no one will be. Calling weaknesses an "oddity" is such a trash modern-DnD take. Tiny little midget legs are now the same speed as a Goliath despite the obvious difference in stride, people born and living underground are now a-okay with sunlight

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Babe new blister pack dropped

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What did they DO?!

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pfffffffffffffffffffffffffhahahahahahahahahahaHAHA

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STOP OFFERING ME YOUR FUCKING WEALTHY FURRY MONEY I DREW THIS JUST TO PROVE A POINT

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@HenshinHarrison If the mage is so powerful why don't they use all the good options instead of a fucking wheel chair?

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lul

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Never ask the Nord what race his girlfriend is.

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Wonder if this shot will hit or not.

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... Why... Would there be a baby? On the battlefield?

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Do they mean like babies?? Then no 🙄

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>hitlerites There are times I wish people like you would just discard a message instead of posting stupid shit like this.

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the worst part about being into guns as a trans person is that 90% of the yt content about them is made exclusively by hitlerites

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@SpoonieRogueYT Lol you're propping me up as a scarecrow and then calling out what a big meanie I am to, what? Have people come running to your defense?

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Vaush accidentally showed his porn folder and internet sleuths FOUND THE FUCKING IMAGES. Dude is a legit horse dick loving lolicon lmao holy fuck.

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How long did Concord last? How is Overwatch doing? How is Dustborn doing? How is Suicide Squad doing? How is Star Wars doing? Don't shit where you eat.

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Helldivers 2 releases a long awaited patch and look at the replies on steam..the state of gaming 😮‍💨

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@EveilCharm Now see this? This is the shit I want to see. Not a sexier Slaanesh God that lives for heavy petting and wish fulfillment.

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@WireWolfe ... I could make that a book item... Got a wiki link?

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Um...

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@DivineChimeraYT I'm not adding a disability ramp to the dungeon.

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@LawDogStrikes Not gonna lie, he seems like he licks a lot of lead paint.

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>Tfw no racist trailer park Elf girlfriend

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@Noise_Minis That's not what he's saying. He saying that if he did it, you'd be able to find and show the proof.

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@bloodyfasterTV What a stunning and brave position. Someone should give you a medal for such a hot take.

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Lmao imagine being the dude waking up to see this in their DMs

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How do you do my fellow writer.

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@brettachapman They were conquered. Boohoo shoulda' fought harder.

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"I don't like this." "YOU FUCKING BIGOT!"

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Racists, bigots, and sexists don't belong in Star Wars and never have. If for some reason you think they do, you need a hard reality check.

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Hard to believe these women exist, but they do, and they have out drank me before at anime cons. You know who you are and you ATE ALL MY FUCKING GUMMI WORMS

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@its_junipurr ...is there a war against Chick-fil-A with the furries?

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>When you're watching @UmariTomoe while working remote and your earbuds die in time to blast Tomoe at full volume while she's talking about mushrooms Great

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Lol, I remember when the drive thru woman at popeyes said something like this. "Whats hap'nin my little truck Viking?" [Bert Stare] "Well how do you do my friendly local African Queen?" She laughed so hard she threw her hat at me then yelled at me to give it back. Got free

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“You kinda cute, white boy.” How do you respond

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@SapphicJade @tacbaconpatches @MostPeculiariti @Lilithmonrpgfan You're hoping on a good check to overlook your poor decision making.

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No, I will not be adding the pride flag to the game book as a patch. Even if I wanted to, the modern 'pride flag' is so fucking stupid and busy looking that it's an eyesore. I practice actual equality, which means the book is open to all and no one gets a special sparkly footnote

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