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8 months

@WarksCyclist He left you plenty of room

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@BelindadeLucy @LeeAndersonMP_ With the other 64 million laughing at them

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8 months

@BRFC_1875 @Rovers @Joey7Barton So are you saying all Rovers fans are misogynistic knuckle draggers too? That’s a bit of a generalisation.

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@WarksCyclist No way of knowing what distance they were, as you’re weaving around so much. I’d recommend putting the stabilisers back on

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6 months

@T_Extinguishers What will happen when you reach puberty, I wonder?

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@MikeSouthWestUK @Mofoman360 For throwing a milkshake? Looks like the Nazis are all heading out of the woodwork

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7 months

@ChaponaBike123 Taxis, waiting at a taxi rank. Not driving. Engines running… you know it’s February, right? It’s cold, and heaters require the heat from an engine to work. You’re really hitting rock bottom now. The Met have done nothing except laugh at you. Cuntona Bike strikes again

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2 years

@kelvmackenzie “Leaving your mum lying on the floor”. This was happening when they WEREN’T striking, but you already knew that. The only thing lying is you

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9 months

@LeeCraddock12 No. Can’t stand her. Won’t watch anything she’s in.

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2 years

@MrBaj09 @TheFreds If you aren’t so busy wanking over it you’d see the kid gets his head thrown into a brick wall, and then has his throat stamped on. Damn right the police should be involved.

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2 years

@shorepatrol @backtolife_2023 I’ve got a pretty vivid imagination but this is a step too far

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2 years

@BernieSpofforth “An ordinary person”??? No, an ordinary person doesn’t commit criminal damage in the name of “protest”.

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2 years

@samuelr28254292 @sinenomine26 You “just” found out but are composed enough to tweet?

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2 years

@WodcNews However video evidence would seem the opposite is true. What was the justification for blocking the car park, or the farm track. Charlie said he’d never known it before and even states it’s because it’s @JeremyClarkson doing the asking.

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8 months

@bchadwickfrance Perhaps it’s more to do with the way cyclists behave on the roads. A distinct inability to share the road, at the same time having a vigilante complex, as is they’re some form of road warrior.

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8 months

@awjre Same could be said for cyclists…

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4 months

@CheshireMatters @implausibleblog Are you new? Of course journalists know the answer. What he was asking for was Farage’s PERSPECTIVE. Again, it’s a valid question. Why should voters trust him after 7 failed attempts to win a parliamentary seat? He spat his dummy out. That should give voters in Clacton an idea.

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8 months

@AppFraud Isn’t the rozzer out of position to be turning left? For a road that can fit two cars wide, he should have been in the left, so cars can overtake on the right.

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2 years

@gruffyth @jayemdee63 @charlescross01 They weren’t chosen by the electorate… they were chosen by their local party. We’re always presented with the bottom of the barrel, the ones who know how to take orders. It’s a rigged game. Democracy doesn’t really exist.

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7 months

@Bikery1966 Don’t demand infrastructure and then not use it.

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2 years

@RuthB55000899 @ASnakeNamedAick @TrueNorth2021 Because he thinks he’s going to catch a virus on Twitter

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3 years

@hettiewagtail There is no problem. France has once again surrendered. Let’s not use them as a model, shall we?

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4 months

@CheshireMatters @implausibleblog It’s a valid question

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7 months

@francesca_kms And why didn’t you re-enter the cycle lane after the van? Plenty of space between the bollards for even the smallest of riders.

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9 months

@GarethSimkins @MetCC And post on Twitter. Don’t forget that part.

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6 months

@SaskiaHeijltjes @waitrose Do your handlebars not work? You know you can’t steer round them, or is that too much of a complex manoeuvre?

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@francesca_kms Of those 65%, how many are journeys with very small children? Or the elderly or disabled? So no, the bike is NOT the obvious alternative.

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2 years

@BernieSpofforth What do they think the Army can do. The first shot fired will end up in a revolution.

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7 months

@WarksCyclist The tone of that does not sound like a law enforcement officer. If it is, they should hand their badge in and go work security at Aldi. Massively unprofessional

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5 months

@PaulGre69786366 Next…

Apollo 15 EVAs 2 (deploying the lunar rover)

Apollo 15 crew (Scott and Irwin) working on the Moon (Hadley, July 1971).

www.youtube.com

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@ediz1975 But, but, but… pedestrians are top of the hierarchy. Someone is going to belt this cycling clown. Let’s hope THAT footage ends up on YouTube 😂😂😂

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3 years

@Hoggy15667930 @loulouboboo Is that where you leave all your dresses?

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3 years

@JamesMelville What’s more amusing is they wasted a day on this, calling all the butchers in Scotland. Journalism at its finest 🙄

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6 months

@Pedalperspectiv You must give way to them, they’re higher up the food chain than you and are much more vulnerable. You’re responsible for their safety

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1 year

@BohemianAtmosp1 With everyone suddenly becoming “trans”, we seem to have more queens than we know what to do with

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6 months

@ediz1975 Should, but won’t. They can’t go against their sense of entitlement. It’s what they live for

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1 year

@Anna_Soubry @uksciencechief Yeah, we really enjoyed our prison time and the subsequent inflation it’s caused.

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9 months

@gio_tbilisi @guideforlovers So little words, so many red flags 😂😂

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2 years

@JamalRossll @DMLlittleoldme @HarveyDelaney37 @TwitterSupport Advocating paedophilia is NOT free expression. It’s illegal, or didn’t you know that?

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@JMarler4Blue @JamesMelville If you’d bothered to read the tweet before getting all shitty you’d understand there was no statement about shortages.

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2 years

@RabCee3 @Adam_Penning @BupaUK Oh, your profile just explained it.

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2 years

@mommaleeleej @MacyGraysLife Because they’re “men”, maybe? Respect is earned. Why do “cause” people keep demanding respect while all the time refraining from giving it.

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6 months

@edwardlamb Know why? We stopped educating them on road safety.

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2 months

@robkewley77 Perhaps if they weren’t so entitled and think the Highway Code only applies to drivers, and actually showed some respect to other road users then perhaps they wouldn’t be

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7 months

@fnotarius @InbarCohen13 Actually they’re criminals

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3 years

@DeepSteak @Trish_NI Because they were useless, ill thought out and pure theatre. Next question.

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4 months

@gilltavner Dementia is a sad thing to watch

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3 years

@didnothappens Nice try, but these two ladies are the only ones speaking any sort of sense.

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5 months

@anitaklab @Morbidful I disagree. This is the oldest living land mammal

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2 years

@AndrewOnSeeAIR @bobscartoons

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3 years

@wabisabilondon @JamesMelville Vaccinated people can catch, carry and transmit just as easily as unvaccinated people. So what’s your point? So the same argument can be said for NOT taking the vaccine. Turn off the TV and stop wetting the bed

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@ChaponaBike123 Cuntona Bike

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2 years

@RabCee3 @Adam_Penning @BupaUK That’s what you choose to be concerned about?

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2 years

@RealDeniseWelch We’ve never had a death in camp before, despite all the deadly snakes and spiders. I think we’re due 😉

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3 years

@MedwayMutt @Based_Croatia Because they fought for and won their freedom, perhaps they don’t want to give it up as easily as the French do (and always have done)

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2 years

@andrew_lilico

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3 years

@phughes76340646 @Cara60047879 If they cared about her they wouldn't make such ludicrous demands.

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5 months

@SaferRoadsYorks @ChaponaBike123 For “Almost” read “nowhere fucking near”

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2 years

@ProfGThurston @taipan168 Vaccine provides no immunity from anything except common sense. Despite mass vaccinations and mask mandates in China, cases have skyrocketed. Perhaps use real world data rather than pseudo science

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2 years

@Cherylmm21 @samuelr28254292 @sinenomine26 As a father, if this happened to me Twitter would be the LAST thing I would think of doing.

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@JamesMelville Staged. And you’re falling for it.

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6 months

@NixxiDee Sorry, but you have a cycle lane. If you choose not to use it that’s on you. And do you think potholes are just a cyclists problem?

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3 years

@rush1_scott @EssexPR @THEJamesWhale @GillianMcKeith No, the nutters are the vaccine zealots, the lockdown worshippers and the virtue signallers

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4 months

@SaferRoadsYorks He doesn’t need to, he just needs to pass you safely, which he does. You weren’t impeded in any way. And the 1.5m margin is more than necessary in your case as you’ve removed your stabilisers. No action taken, except in your little fantasy world

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1 year

@Blakenburg8 @Portis1000 @Nigel_Farage Strange, I don’t recall any shackles or restraints. In fact it was much more free and open before. And pray tell? How were we subjugated when we were instrumental in making EU laws?

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7 months

@4ChordsNoNet If that scares you, I suggest you put the stabilisers back on

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5 months

@20splentyforus Perhaps cyclists and pedestrians should show a little more awareness, not have their heads stuck in phones… a long time ago, we were taught from an early age roads can be dangerous and to treat them with respect. Now all you can do is blame. Children

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@TheFreds Sorry lads, it’s clickbait. Just talking about the €7 ETIAS that will come into effect next year… the one we all knew about. No different to a US ESTA. Takes moments to apply for. A consequence of Brexit for sure but hardly a shock 🤷🏻‍♂️

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9 months

@josierones No. You’re using ableism as an excuse. Some people just don’t find you funny. That’s life.

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7 months

@SaferRoadsYorks Just imagining your face when you get another rejection email

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4 months

@20splentyforus Except that’s total bollocks.

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@francesca_kms Yeah well, there’s no room for them so like the rest of us, you’ll have to share. Roads weren’t built just for your enjoyment I’m afraid

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2 years

@JamesMelville You trying to get through to a GP?

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4 months

@MikeSouthWestUK @Mofoman360 As opposed to a Nazi wanting to imprison people for throwing a milkshake over another Nazi The fact you don’t realise that is pathetic.

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@DPJHodges @DaveGl1970 Well, no actually… we’re laughing at you

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9 months

@MerseyRoads @lpoolcouncil @MerseyPolice @Merseysidersp @MerseysideLab @CitizenUddin Seems to be enough room to get by without being mown down 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@Bubtok @DaveDawsonEdin Yes. The NHS would no longer exist if it weren’t for immigrants

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1 year

@fl_sunbum @delton @AlpacaAurelius You’re obviously unemployed

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5 months

@SaskiaHeijltjes Top tips - Don’t assume - Don’t assume - Don’t assume

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9 months

@ChaponaBike123 You know a still image is not proof of anything, don’t you?

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7 months

@badpassherts @ninety_88 And you’ve earned this…

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1 year

@jomilleweb @RScowler @Squad_sussex96 @GBNEWS Has he though? Has he sued the Byline Times? You think they would publish if they were wrong?

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@MarlenArwen @CHIMPSINSOCKS I seriously doubt she’s a raging anything and is certainly not unpleasant. You, on the other hand…

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7 months

@IsSaddleThereIs @jgoodliffe_ You can’t even have a single passenger… although I doubt you have any friends, so I suppose it doesn’t matter to you

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@Joey7Barton If you’re an example of “our culture”, it seriously needs changing

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@RParlane @Jenny_1884 Clearly you’ve not needed the NHS until now

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2 months

@Northfieldcycl1 Looks like you’re getting the message

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2 years

@IsabelOakeshott @JamesMelville @MattHancock Did you ask him why he thought it was ok to shag a co-worker when people were dying alone in hospitals and care homes?

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@tvprp Where are you getting these figures? Brake Road Safety Charity puts a 20% figure on 30mph. So either you’re just making it up for maximum impact (see what I did there) or you’re just wrong.

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@Knowlesy83 Just love salty cyclists trying to blame bad parenting on a driver, who obviously demonstrated excellent awareness by avoiding hitting this kid. You’re really making it clear to everyone just how salty and vindictive you really are. The driver wasn’t speeding.

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@IamNotANumber15 @wakeTFuppp @saneandbrave @UKTwinds @UKTwindsTravel Afraid not. British Airways honours the mask exemption, not sure about the bargain bucket airlines such as EasyJet. I think Ryanair are still mask fetishists so don’t travel with them. When I asked TUI they just obfuscated for two days so I put them on my no-use list.

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@EmilyKerr36 What part of car ownership stipulates you have to be in it every waking hour of the day?

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9 months

@KateStewart22 @iamakpunk @Joey7Barton I’m English and he doesn’t have one

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5 months

@JuliaHB1 @TalkTV @THEJamesWhale It’s not the voice, it’s the bollocks you talk that’s the annoying part

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3 years

@SchoolsPartyIRL Kids NEED to be in schools. It’s not just academic stimulus they need. That’s fucking basic

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@RealCarlVernon Doesn’t look like an isle… THIS is an isle

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@FidelUK @APPGCW @Sustrans @roadcc @activetraveleng @WeAreCyclingUK @metpoliceuk @Wheels4Well @carltonreid @TfL @livingstreets @Mark_J_Harper @MayorofLondon @JeremyVineOn5 @BBCNews @EveningStandard @myldn @Telegraph @thetimes @MetroUK Pretty sure a selfie stick on a bike is illegal. And a red card?? Who the fuck is this total bellend??

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@DomHiggs @TheFreds From what I understood at the time he was admitted for something completely different and caught it in hospital as most “hospitalisations” have done. So you might as well take it away

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@Redbeard315 @DefiyantlyFree @DonaldJTrumpJr 1 felony should be enough to disqualify

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@PompeyCyclist “Arrogantly expecting”. Out of the two vehicles, which one do you think is easier to manoeuvre?

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