Gary Slaymaker @TheSlay Twitter profile

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Gary Slaymaker

@TheSlay

4 years

Close, but no cigar.

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A Flock of Seig Heils

𝕷𝖔𝖗𝖉 𝕸𝖆𝖗𝖐 𝖔𝖋 𝕰𝖆𝖘𝖙 𝕮𝖑𝖊𝖛𝖊𝖑𝖆𝖓𝖉

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4 years

Name this pop group

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I mean, she did write the first gay Welsh love song - And Dai Will Always Love Huw.

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Dolly Parton says she has Welsh ancestry

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9 months

Wales online about to discover the concept of Patagonia. Ffs.

WalesOnline 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

@WalesOnline

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Argentina rugby fan blows viewers minds after giving shock interview in perfect fluent Welsh

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Gary Slaymaker

@TheSlay

5 years

Chant of the day: What do we want? Independence! When do we want it? Now, in a minute! #AUOBCymru

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Mr Williams now finds himself in the position of being a Tory, and not being a Tory. A strange conundrum, known as Schrodinger's twat.

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Gary Slaymaker

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3 years

I guess we'll be seeing a lot more of these signs, thanks to the Tories.

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4 years

Neil Hamilton

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Gary Slaymaker

@TheSlay

6 years

Right; I'm off down the pub to speak Welsh and piss off some monoglots.

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2 years

SHE'S BEEN. SHE'S BEEN. I GOT A SHED!!!! #Eunice

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3 years

Thought for the day - Stonehenge was just a few lads from Pembrokeshire doing some flytipping.

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2 years

Y Wal Goc

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2 years

Nadine Dorries stares at orange juice cartons for hours, because it says 'concentrate' on the label.

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@TheSlay

6 years

Girlfriend just said, " The English can go and cry into their dry reservoirs now". God, I love this woman. #cofiwchtryweryn

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2 years

It's nit cooming home.

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Gary Slaymaker

@TheSlay

6 years

Are we all Welsh now?

BBC Wales 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

@BBCWales

6 years

Pob lwc / Good luck @GeraintThomas86 ! 💪 #TDF2018

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BBC Wales News

@BBCWalesNews

3 years

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Could Gareth Bale and Alun Wyn Jones sing the UK anthem before Wales games?

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3 years

If I wasn't already a republican, the last ten hours of relentless fawning would have done the job perfectly.

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2 years

Odd Steddfod Abertawe '82 yn ffycin rhemp, bois.

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Gary Slaymaker

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11 months

Finally available on Bluray from tomorrow. The commentary track might be worth a listen too - Morgan Hopcyn and me, at our sweary best. #HotDogsForTea

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4 years

Digon yw digon. Annibyniaeth amdani. Newydd ymuno a @YesCymru Enough is enough. Time for independence. Just joined @YesCymru

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6 years

Dear village, I've found your idiot. All the best, Gar

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1 year

Quiz newydd ar S4C te?

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3 years

Had my first run-in with an anti-masker last week, in the local shop. Dumpy little gammon steps in front of me pointing his podgy finger at my mask. "Watchoo wearin' that for?" "Because I'm not a cunt". He moved out of the way after that.

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6 years

There are times when I wonder why I work for this station.

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3 years

Siri, show me the perfect example of "crôn i dîn e ar i dalcen".

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7 years

Neville Southall

Amol Rajan

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7 years

Who’s the greatest philosopher alive today?

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5 years

Well, I've just declared my house a Welsh independency. Anyone else? 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

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Leena Sarah Farhat 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🔶

@LeenaSFarhat

3 years

It baffles me how people think S4C isn't racist.

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5 years

Said the twat that called Welsh a 'disgusting language'.

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Gary Slaymaker

@TheSlay

4 years

Well, I could call today's statue protectors fascists, or white supremacists, or right-wing agitators; but I think cunts will do...yes; cunts.

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4 years

Typo alert.

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Gary Slaymaker

@TheSlay

3 years

The best man's speech, which started with the sentence, "This is the first wedding I've attended where I've fucked both the bride and groom". Uproar.

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@Xschnooki

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What’s one thing you always remember from a wedding? Like what is something that’s stood out to you?

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7 years

The equivalent of a blue plaque for Farage.

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Gary Slaymaker

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4 years

We shall fight on the beaches - Churchill Let them shite on the beaches - Johnson

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5 years

Môn, nam Cymru.

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Gary Slaymaker

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6 years

Let's all save time and money. It's you, you cunts.

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7 months

Fuck off you inbred cunts.

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2 years

#EndTheMonarchy

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6 years

Pembrokeshire...but of course.

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@TheSlay

3 years

Imagine a world where you pay your taxes and don't sue the NHS, you perma-tanned hippy.

CBS News

@CBSNews

3 years

Richard Branson says he and Virgin Galactic are opening space for everyone: “Imagine a world where people of all ages, all backgrounds from anywhere, of any gender, or any ethnicity have equal access to space. And they will in turn , I think inspire us back here on Earth."

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4 years

The Coronavirus seems to be spreading worldwide...until it hits Carmarthenshire; when it will be known as the Tovalivirus. #verynichegag

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@TheSlay

5 years

Iaaasu. Ma Llambed wedi neud hi ar Pointless.

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@TheSlay

4 years

Bet he's fuckin' sweating now.

Mirror Breaking News

@MirrorBreaking_

4 years

BREAKING: US 'demands UK hands over Prince Andrew to appear in court over Jeffrey Epstein links'

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Gary Slaymaker

@TheSlay

3 years

Right, Grand Slam then independence. Sorted. #YesCymru

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6 years

Wales 2 Real Madrid 1 Liverpool 1

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Gary Slaymaker

@TheSlay

5 years

For those wanting to know why I'm a republican...

Rural Conservative Movement 🇬🇧

@RuralConserv

5 years

How very disrespectful of the police to breath-test His Royal Highness, the Duke of Edinburgh, following his car accident today. Let us all give thanks to God that Prince Philip emerged uninjured. Our thoughts are with him tonight.

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Gary Slaymaker

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2 years

This is the only Welsh language film I've ever given a 10 out of 10. Safe to say, you should see it as soon as you can. Ardderchog @LeeHavenJones @rogwilliams

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Gary Slaymaker

@TheSlay

4 years

The Maradonna doco is on Channel 4 tonight at 9.30. Unmissable...unless you're Peter Shilton, obviously.

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Gary Slaymaker

@TheSlay

12 years

Try pitching The Imposter as a Hollywood script and you'd be laughed out of the room. Astonishing. Best documentary of the year by far.

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Gary Slaymaker

@TheSlay

4 years

At the risk of being bombarded with messages. It's 17 days, people. That's it. I've gone without drinking, smoking, and wanking for longer than that. So stop fuckin' whining, and get a grip. #firebreak

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Gary Slaymaker

@TheSlay

8 months

"We'll make him an offer he can't understand". #ffwrch

adam696

@adam696_

8 months

@OwsWills The current trend of the Welsh speaking mafia is to try to eliminate English from Wales, and shun the majority of us who don't speak Welsh. You watch, they'll come after the name "Wales" next

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@TheSlay

4 years

Worst. John. Redwood. Tribute. Act. Ever.

The Recount

@therecount

4 years

Trump attempts to sing God Bless America.

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@TheSlay

3 years

As a fan of both film and cinemas...I'd like to see this place closed, then torched, and the earth salted...just in case.

Swansea Online

@SwanseaOnline10

3 years

This is how Cinema & Co will spend £55k of crowd-funded money donated after it defied a Covid closure order

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Gary Slaymaker

@TheSlay

3 years

I'm not British. She's not my queen. Next!

Good Morning Britain

@GMB

3 years

'I think it's time to bring it back.' The BBC should restart playing the national anthem on television in the middle of the night to foster 'unity and pride in our nation', Romford MP Andrew Rosindell has claimed. Do you agree?

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5 years

Only Fools and Colonists

BBC Wales 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

@BBCWales

5 years

Larry Lamb and Melanie Walters join forces again for brand new comedy drama #PitchingIn . Coming soon to @BBCOne Wales

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@TheSlay

5 years

Managed 20 minutes of Pitching In before turning off. To quote the Big Yin, "Jesus suffering fuck". Or for the Welsh speakers, "Iesu goc tragwyddol".

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6 years

An independent Wales, and the tarring & feathering of Alun Cairns.

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4 years

Born in Sir Gâr, raised in Ceredigion. Never British. Spoke Welsh from the off. Was once asked, "Would you die for your country?" I replied, "No; but I'd kill for it". You bet your damn life I'm #IndyWales

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4 years

Thank God the Tories aren't running Australia, or I'd be listening to albums by BD/EC.

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6 years

Cer getre i dy wlad dy hunan, y ffycin Sais; a cer a'r clwtyn llestri o fflag na gyda ti.

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4 years

You can fuck this into a bin, and then set the damn thing on fire.

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2 years

Jyst cynnig y syniad I chi, @S4C - Y Byd Yn Ei Le Gyda Gary Slaymaker....a wy'n addo pido mynd i weitho i'r clown na lan yn Llunden.

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3 years

Look at it, forfucksakes.

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Gary Slaymaker

@TheSlay

2 years

Dydd Santes Dwynwen hapus. Wedi bwco ford i fi a'r wejen heno. Edrych mlân yn fawr. Heb whare snooker ers ache.

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Gary Slaymaker

@TheSlay

6 years

How come it's plastered with British then; eh?

Defra UK

@DefraGovUK

6 years

Today, the #RoyalWelshShow begins here in Llanelwedd, Powys, where we’ll be celebrating Wales’ world-class food and farming industries. #CelebratingWales #FoodisGREAT

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@TheSlay

2 years

At last, some good news.

GB News

@GBNEWS

2 years

Wales sparks fury with 'anti-English' tourism tax as visitors vow to boycott the country 🖥 GB News on YouTube

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Gary Slaymaker

@TheSlay

6 years

Is it an 'I don't give a shit' sponge with a 'fuck off parasite' filling?

The Mirror

@DailyMirror

6 years

Princess Eugenie's wedding cake flavour has finally been revealed

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Gary Slaymaker

@TheSlay

4 years

Masks his accent? I think that's called acting.

Fresh Air

@nprfreshair

4 years

TODAY: Actor Matthew Rhys. He stars in the new 'Perry Mason' on HBO. We'll also talk about @TheAmericansFX and growing up in Wales (and how he masks his accent).

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2 years

Not all capes are worn by heroes.

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5 years

Jeremy Vine's being taught Gog Welsh. This won't end well. 😉

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7 years

I do. And I can even spell actually in a second language. 😊

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4 years

Someone should go and move his caravan...ideally, into the sea.

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4 years

Welcome to Wales.

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3 years

😂😂😂

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4 years

Hey @BBCWales - This Children in need round-up. Kizzy Crawford 'sings in another language'? Its Welsh, ffs. Welsh!

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3 years

Will this do, @BorisJohnson ?

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Gary Slaymaker

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6 years

I'm Welsh. Your attitude is shit.

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4 years

SS Club 7

Andy Ostroy

@AndyOstroy

4 years

Name this band...

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Gary Slaymaker

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5 years

To use a phrase you're probably familiar with - fuck off back to your own country.

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4 years

I'll retrain as a plumber if every fuckin' Tory retrains as a human being. Deal, Rishi?

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5 months

Starting as a DJ on Radio Cymru in '88, my producer and I thought it would be a blast to get Steve Wright to do some idents for us...so we got in touch. Two weeks later, the idents arrived...and were fab. An incredible talent, and a class act. Goodnight sir x

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Gary Slaymaker

@TheSlay

4 years

@Welshwhippet Just remembered the lad from Anglesey, who had a javelin go through his shoulder on a school sports day. Known after that as Ifan Kebab. (Always hoped he'd marry a girl called Donna)

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Gary Slaymaker

@TheSlay

2 years

We're getting the nonce, aren't we.

Sky News

@SkyNews

2 years

Queen to send Royal Family members to all four UK nations to mark Platinum Jubilee

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Gary Slaymaker

@TheSlay

3 years

Sorted the pub re-openings. All the vaccinated people get to wander into lovely taverns across the country; and all the anti-mask, anti-vaxers can fuck off to a Wetherspoons.

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@TheSlay

2 years

I've been doing stand-up for 25 years, and I've never come up with a last line to beat this.

Byline TV

@BylineTV

2 years

"I voted Tory all my life, but Boris is a liar and I would never do it again" London's black cab drivers tell us why voters like them are abandoning the Conservative party in droves.

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5 years

Knob cheese

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1 year

Fuck this shortarse; fuck his party, and fuck his country too.

BBC Politics

@BBCPolitics

1 year

No more powers should be devolved to Wales, Prime Minister Rishi Sunak says

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Gary Slaymaker

@TheSlay

1 year

More shit deposited in Welsh water.

Lee Anderson MP

@LeeAndersonMP_

1 year

My Weekend. I won't be travelling to foreign shores. Tomorrow I will start a weekend break with my 2 boys on a canal boat in North Wales. I cannot wait & anyone who thinks that this is wrong needs to have a reality check. Love your country. It's not that difficult. Happy Easter

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Gary Slaymaker

@TheSlay

6 years

A cuntage.

The Poke

@ThePoke

6 years

Collective noun for a group of eurosceptic Tory rebels please?

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Gary Slaymaker

@TheSlay

7 years

Little Englander = Big Twat.

Dave.

@bolddigger52

7 years

There needs to be a pledge of allegiance to the Queen & the flag in Schools daily & public events. This should be a matter of priority.

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6 years

I thought you called him 'dad'?

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1 year

"I'll love you for heifer".

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2 years

Ivana Fukupalot

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10 months

It would be funny if she got a speeding ticket as she buggered off.

Maxine Nall

@NallMaxine

10 months

@WGTransport Just been having our last holiday in Wales. Won't be going again. To do so would be to condone the 20mph speed limit.

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Gary Slaymaker

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7 years

@Nick_Pettigrew @simonblackwell @Ms_JulieJ @MooseAllain When most of my hair fell out, a few years ago, a mate of mine told everyone I was suffering from alpaca.

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Gary Slaymaker

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5 years

Hey; @theresa_may , if I promise to vote for you, can I have a Scalextric, some crayons, and 100K? Ta.

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Gary Slaymaker

@TheSlay

1 year

At least it keeps the area free of trash.

BBC News (UK)

@BBCNews

1 year

Tory group boycotts Bannau Brycheiniog park authority after it drops English version of name, Brecon Beacons

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