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A Michigan State aggregation account. Stealing Graham Couch’s content for monetary gain. (I’m poor)

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I got your X right here
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Mad props to the Mom and Son sitting behind home plate wearing Spartan gear!!!!
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Will Tieman should shout this instead of “He got it!” from now on.
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Aaron Henry yelling “that mfer’s good” while his go-ahead shot is in mid-air is your play of the day.
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Remember when a UMAA basketball player crashed Warde Manuel’s car and then lied to police? It’s who they are. It who they’ve always been.
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Michigan AD Warde Manuel’s statement (he ain’t happy):
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And I stole this image
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Never Forget
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Michigan Man celebrating one of the biggest cheating scandals in college basketball is so on brand.
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Fab Five tank, Michigan hat ... not one care in the world. This fan is in his element 🕺
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If Xavier Tillman comes back for his senior season and I see anyone out without a mask we could have a problem because I want the season to happen.
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I can’t believe this was on Wheel of Fortune last night. I guess it’s universal.
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Did Noah Kim have a high school wide receiver we could bring in?
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Every. Single. Year. SMH.
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Urban Meyer and Brady Quinn explain why Michigan is the Big Ten team to watch in 2021:
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Call me Elon cause I want more Rocket.
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A guy who was fooled by a clap was invited to the Heisman ceremony but K9 wasn't?
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Am I just pissy or are these announcers annoying?
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Call me Elton John ’cause I'm a Rocket Man
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@asabella22 @Wahlid I can’t get a dial tone
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What MSU Sportswriters look like they ACTUALLY do for a living Thread:
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If sportswriters can’t even get the Heisman right, ain’t no way I’m going to listen to their opinions on Covid. Yes this is a subtweet. You know.
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I just heard from a well-placed source that @Graham_Couch was giving Gabe Brown shooting tips at practice. It ended when Izzo yelled ”Don't coach my team” at him.
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Posting for no reason whatsoever
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@kmeinke Does this mean we can blame Voldemort for the Lion’s awfulness?
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This Auburn-Kentucky game isn’t helping my anxiety about our game. But at least I now know that Lady Gaga’s Dad went to Michigan State.
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I’m in love with Michigan State basketball again.
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🤔
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It’s who they are. From the President all the way down to “just a staffer.” Shameful arrogance from the whole organization who think the rules don’t apply to them.
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Bet 〽️
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Almost rather watch this over and over than that first half
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@JTalty @MSU_HYPE Michigan paying their coaching staff
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So if Magic’s statue looks like Morgan Freeman, who will Cassius’ statue look like?
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Anyone know where I can get one of these?
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@umichbball Change your name to the UMAA Armadillos
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Instantly a dark horse Heisman candidate
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#Michigan adds former Texas Tech QB Alan Bowman via the NCAA transfer portal. He passed for 5,260 yards, 33 TD and 17 INT in three seasons with the Red Raiders.
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This should be made into a statue outside of Spartan Stadium
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• Fifty five years ago today - Nov. 23, 1963 - @MSU_Football dominated the Associated Press All-Big Ten Team. the Spartans had nine first-team selections, four second-team members, and six more who were honorable mention.
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@itsappalaCHA Wouldn’t it have been Dr. and Mr. ?
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@RedditCFB As a fan of the Big Ten, someone please take them away.
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Doesn't matter if it hit Cash. Kick ball.
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I dearly love Matt McQuaid but that chin beard has to go.
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@DarkoStateNews And I’d bet good money Air Force didn’t have a complex sign stealing operation.
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Now @colton_pouncy Ornithologist
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Was it raining in Iowa?
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I have sources who say that The Athletic approached @Graham_Couch to be their MSU Football writer but he was only interested in writing about soccer and Kalamazoo travel articles.
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Weird. I don’t remember UMAA worrying about due process when calling for MSU players to be suspended or even arrested.
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ESPN has obtained the email Michigsn president ⁦ @SantaJOno ⁩ sent to B1G commissioner Tony Petitti in advance of their meeting Friday in Ann Arbor. First reported by ⁦ @Balas_Wolverine .⁩ Email reads in part:
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@slmandel @Graham_Couch Best argument against a 12 team playoff that I’ve ever heard
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This momentum shift brought to you by Karma because @Graham_Couch had already written his article.
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America’s Team!?
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“That free throw disparity is gigantic” - Jay Bilas on the officiating
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Matt McQuiad is my spirit animal. #FearTheNeckBeard
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How the fuck does @JackWilliaMSU have 2,447 followers?
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@TaraStafford Plax laying David Terrell out
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Never forget that @Graham_Couch said that if the Spartans ever scored 50 points this year he would shave his head.
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2 years
Next up @StephenM_Brooks Organic Farmer
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@pinepaula Such a sad state that you feel it is appropriate to name this young man as a suspect while the investigation is still ongoing. No integrity at all to sacrifice a young man to try and save face from a poor initial report that now has the wheels coming off.
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NFL refs screwing the Lions and their game hasn’t even started yet.
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Aw man. It got deleted before I could impart my blistering wit.
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Never trust a “journalist” who only regurgitates a position from an organization they purport to report on.
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Bob Wojnowski
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Michigan started the sign-stealing scandal, obviously. But Big Ten novice commish Tony Petitti has botched its handling. He allowed it to consume the entire conference by amplifying the grievances of coaches, fans and media partners who probably know little about bylaws./1
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Hey guys. I’m thinking of getting @chrissolari a Detroit Free Press hat that says “Program Article.” Anyone know where I can get a (guessing) size 8 hat?
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OK. New idea. Field like Boise State except Neon Green.
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@TheRealSharty Congrats on the sex
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@TBrandon84 @moffdece How about if you recognize these guys
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Trouble with the snap Blue
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Crayola needs your help naming its newest blue crayon:
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Foster. Loyer. Looking like he did at Clarkston.
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@McDonalds Da da da da da. Pay your people and give them benefits.
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How about @kylebaustin Middle School Teacher
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@mwenzel2 Did they suit up Le’Veon?
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Tyler O’Connor played better against Ohio State than Lewerke is.
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Confession time. One of my deepest, darkest fantasies is seeing Xavier Tillman block a shot out of bounds and have it hit either @chrissolari @Graham_Couch or @mattcharboneau in the face.
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I just got a piece of information and HOLY SHIT!!! Some of you are going to be very happy.
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Some way. Some how. This performance is @Graham_Couch ’s fault.
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Can I blame Mel Tucker for the basketball team too?
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@Graham_Couch Insurance salsman
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Just because we’re wearing Perles era helmets doesn’t mean we have to make Perles era calls.
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@NicoleAuerbach @RedditCFB 3) Those that didn’t vote for Kenneth Walker III
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@OdellBretthamJr Rural Kroger
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Crying Jordan Wolverine
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@MichiganStOnBTN @MSU_Basketball Will Marcus ever stop growing?
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Do you think that Izzo paid for the Tom and Lupe Izzo Family Media Center completely out of his swear jar?
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I am so fucking sick of this shit.
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@Local4News The building channeled Barry and juked ‘em.
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@JLeBlanc_21 @takoma_blendd What!? No Oregon players standing in the way?!
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@ChrisVannini Televangelist
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Start prepping the Izzo mausoleum on campus
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Izzo: “I got married here, I had my kids here. I’m going to get buried here.”
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This may, or may not, show up in the future with something different on that piece of paper.
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I need a gif of Izzo screaming “What the f*ck is wrong with you!” So I can use it to respond to some of you people’s tweets.
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