Steve Elaschuk @TheRealElaschuk Twitter profile

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Why is there a sharp rise in diabetes in under-40s?

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All of my panicked clients today: What should I do about all my plants and these water restrictions?!? Me: Stop voting in conservative Alberta governments.

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I’ve heard it said that people tend to become more conservative as they get older. I’d like to think that I’m not just a lone statistical blip against that depressing line of thinking but if so, I’ll happily wind down my days knowing that I never abandoned my humanity.

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@PierrePoilievre This is more accurate: Prior member of Hitler Youth who called gay marriage a "threat to world peace", opposed condoms to prevent HIV and protected pedophile priests knowing they abused kids, dies at 95.

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@Dfildebrandt Of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most.

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@acechhh @Chinchillazllla

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@MNateShyamalan @Popehat Funny enough, the five golden rings refers to golden ring necked pheasants. So yeah, pretty bird heavy.

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My first question is why the fuck does the Stampede need any federal funding?!? I thought all the scrappy Calgary boot-strappers were against handouts? I never give so much as a dime to that hillbilly fest but apparently I do through my damn taxes whether I want to or not.

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A member of Parliament says he’s calling on the federal government to halt funding to the Calgary Stampede. Liberal member George Chahal, who represents Calgary Skyview, says the Stampede has lost people’s trust.

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Imagine being staff at any one of all these business promising to stay open through new Alberta covid closure restrictions and knowing that the only patrons you’ll ever serve from here on while working there are going to be among the absolute worst, most selfish people on earth.

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Some days the light still finds a way to shine through all the ugliness in this town. #yyc

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I’m with Trudeau on this one, I’m not attending the Stampede either. And I live in this goddamn backwater.

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@talkwordy

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@PplsCityCouncil @GoodVibePolitik

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@Cooper4SAE

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Why the hell were any of you ever eating at Boston Pizza, any Boston Pizza, in the first place?!?

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I think the sensible people left in Alberta need to turn Bowden Rodeo into some sort of slang, like: “Did you see that outhouse? It was a real Bowden Rodeo in there” or “The UCP caucus is dumber than a Bowden Rodeo” or “The shitty bands on tonight’s bill are a real Bowden Rodeo”.

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@ProgressAlberta @CJDwriter Maybe Edmonton needs the ridiculous upgraded model Calgarians bought for our cops. I’m sure it’ll mess up fences like nobody’s business.

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@TRexMD780 I recently met new elderly landscaping clients here in Calgary and while they were showing me around the yard of their 10+ million dollar house, the conversation moved to how the Trudeau NEP hurt them & their oil company. The cognitive dissonance in this province is mind blowing.

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@jkenney Yup, this is the best off I’ve ever been in my 47 spins around the sun and I’m an actual born and raised Albertan.

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@RightWingWatch I’m not seeing a downside here.

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@btaplatt @Noellenarwhal I look forward to ‘negotiating’ my compliance with cops in the future. That’s how this works now right?

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@CBCAlerts They’d have had 500 child and protective services people down there in a heartbeat if they were indigenous parents.

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I’m no big fan of the current Liberal government but for every dumbfuck Albertan screaming out about illegal acts, you’d fuckingwell better be screaming out as loudly about Kenney and his UPCs illegal acts. Otherwise just shut the fuck up and admit it’s purely partisan horseshit.

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@TPAca @oliviachow

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@JodiHernandezTV Imagine caring in the slightest about Nordstrom’s bottom line.

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@aayoub @amandalhu @FCC

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@CBCMeg @ProgressAlberta

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@JyotiGondek The problem is still that this still relies on the completely unaccountable to anyone CPS members to enforce the law. There is literally nothing that will compel cops to do anything they don’t want to do. And right now they wanna coddle the far right.

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@CP24

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@ChrisStephensMD @UniversalPics As an actual arborist, there’s no way that was done by an actual arborist, unless there was a legal document absolving them from that crime and a truck full of money.

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One of the dumbest mantras ever invented is "the enemy of my enemy is my friend." No. No they are not, and Brian Jean is still just another opportunistic, backwards Conservative. Alberta voters would do well to remember that.

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@ShawnaGofABPoli Gonna be tough to pin this on the CERB benefits.

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@AmandaBecker Have you tried plugging it in?

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@davidakin Days without being mortified to be Albertan: 0

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@BadWeatherKyle @amandalhu Funny how it’s the smallest user base being asked to freeze in the dark.

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@2closetocall It certainly is a real puzzler how a guy with all the human warmth and charisma of a parking meter ain’t a big hit with the ladies.

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@thehill Sounds like a certain Texas AG who’s in deep trouble already is bucking for a pardon here with this last ditch bit of grandstanding.

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@StephenKing If you go home with somebody and they have way too many books, don’t offer to help them move.

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@CUhlmann Man, don’t tell this guy about buffalo wings!

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@JAZZFM91 As an Albertan, thank you.

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@LAPPL @LAPDHQ

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@Imani_Barbarin @TheAgentNDN

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@Winter

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@jkenney If 20 individuals with sticks can flip multiple front end loaders and excavators then I think we need to discus the very real possibility that there’s an army of Sasquatch and that they’ve been recruited as antifa super soldiers.

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@hollycassell @Chinchillazllla After my mom died and I was clearing out her house I realized that she’d saved all of her best stuff and nicest gifts for occasions that never happened. Don’t waste the time you have waiting for the time you may never get.

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@CBCNews

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@CalgaryPolice We all saw the video! That bro-hug from officer Covid there was pretty hard to miss. Maybe spare us the BS answers and do your goddamn jobs.

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@ianhanomansing Sometimes there just aren’t two sides.

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Hey Alberta parents, this is who is trying to get your $10 daycare taken away from you. Still think the UCP is good for Alberta?

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Sneaky Krystal and her clandestinely funded AACE day care group: ✅ Has a PROUD relationship with Danielle Smith. ✅ PROMOTED Tucker Carlson USING her day care website - BASHES Trudeau regularly This is NOT an unbiased organization: this is a UCP AstroTurf group #Ableg

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@charlesadler Whenever a white dude uses the word ‘woke’ in the pejorative you can safely discount everything they have to say after that about anything. Forever.

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@Homegrowngirl2 @lizzyinyyc Harper had no ordinary hair! That's conservative evangelical Christian hair. The hair is infused with the Holy Spirit keeping it perfectly aligned with God's plan and shining with Christ's glory!

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@calgarysun Just when you think that the Sun has finally hit rock bottom, Blammo!! They find a shovel and start digging deeper. Good Christ this is an awful headline.

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@TheAtlantic @jdkstern13

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@April_Lynn_A Whenever I encounter clients like that I absolutely revel in their utter dismay that I would so quickly and happily turn down their work. You called me, and there are 20 other people behind you waiting for me to get to them, get bent.

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@IvisonJ People on the right are presently calling for journalist’s heads in the streets and you’re honestly still ‘both sides-ing’ this?! Get a grip.

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@StephenPunwasi As someone who presently lives in Calgary and is desperate to get out, it is another planet. And yes, they will certainly regret leaving Toronto once they discover just how backwards and backwater it is here.

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@FaucherCL @Do_good2020 Here’s the scary thing about the bouncy castles for all the children there, hmm, why would they have children at something like this in the first place? They’re using them as human shields against police retaliation. Their own kids.

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@ServiceAlberta We’d be better off investing in cars that could be powered with expired Turkish Tylenol.

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@globeandmail

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@backtheblueyql

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This is unhinged. Here, if you’ve suffered brain damage from a preventable illness that we in the government have let utterly ravage the population, all you need are some post it notes!

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