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She/they 🏳️‍⚧️ British. Adult, human, biological and female. In possession of billions of X chromosomes.

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Joined May 2009
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@KellenDunk @the_eglerion @xychelsea No, being out of order is literally the least useful.
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@AQuantumCat1 @Atlantianaryan "racemixing"? How did you manage to keep your time machine from the 1950s a secret??
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@Jimbobjeffe @CantSalvageThis @SuedeBlade You might want to pay more attention to current and proposed legislation. Last year was bad. This year is exponentially worse than last year. Next year is likely to be worse still.
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@focusfronting OMG are you lacking The Vitamin
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@BlueSkyForDays @ServesTheBeam19 @chathamdad @JeongPark52 You're right, it's recognized across the developed world that profiting off of necessary medical treatment is reprehensible. Perhaps one day America will catch up.
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@CeilNoyle Historic moment for our first octopus PM
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@Smartguyy Freud sat down one day and then stood up again and paced around thinking "it's all about sex for everyone, right? It's not just me. Everyone's got to be this fucked up. I'll prove it!" and then he did another line and went about his day.
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@Gerty2000vlts @samanthasrants You're here hating women while complaining about people calling out transphobia. You're a part of society in the same way the murderers are part of society.
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@richardosman Wait, you're telling me I can be Mo Salah for $8??
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@RavBogard I see a lot of these vague statements, but no suggestion of where the ground exists that we can meet on, because many people using the same words as you will continue to feel abandoned until we support 🇮🇱 & cease to push for a ceasefire or a free 🇵🇸. Where do we find you??
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@LGBTLabour @RishiSunak @Keir_Starmer You might as well drop the T+ from your handle. Your spineless inability to speak out in defence of your own community is disgusting.
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@thornhawthorne Putting on eyeliner and then washing it off is the only way I know how to do a smoky eye 😅
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@DonnerKebab6 @rdeleskie @baldrstar Probably the spot where servers pick up plates.
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@Abduls_31 Let's normalize not being explicitly cunty just because somebody is putting you in a bad mood
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@IXOrijin @benlistofficial @lauraw97_ He's a parasite. Offering nothing, taking from actual working people because we failed to regulate the practice.
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@GoldsteinYaron @mikopeled @PollySamson @rogerwaters I was pro-Israel *until* I went. Spent 5 months there, saw many things, came out ardently pro-Palestine and against the apartheid I witnessed.
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@Kyatic Not a million dollar payout, but it's still easily illegal and disruptive enough to sue pretty thoroughly and get a restraining order.
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@monaeltahawy It took a week or two of her subjecting a cis woman to the harassment she leveled at trans people every day for years...after the gleeful way she responded to Scotland's anti-hate speech laws earlier this year. I'm happy she's quiet, but no less concerned.
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@EricWorsthorne @Theo_TJ_Jordan @SinNomb54107159 That would rule out the Netanyahu regime. Which I'm happy to do, incidentally. They and Hamas are two halves of a whole tragedy.
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@Pdzielinski @DarrigoMelanie Doctors decide what appropriate treatment is, not weirdos who read a tabloid
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@dave43law @Nigel_Farage Yes, the RNLI do a wonderful job, much to Farage's dismay.
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@esoSarah_ @BBCLondonNews That's what the perpetrators were thinking as they were stabbing the girl. That's *why* they were stabbing a girl just trying to live a normal life. The attack was caused by your ideology.
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@eggs_horse @OwenJones84 @DanielaNadj The same Corbyn of the biggest voter swing in half a century? Whose polling high water mark in 2017 Starmer still hasn't reached? The Corbyn who left the party grassroots healthier than ever until this faction had their way with it?
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@fireboy01111 @cgallagher036 @BenEhrenreich This is why people send you links, because you're asking the most basic questions that have already been answered in a more suitable format a hundred times over, and require far more context and history than is possible from a tweet. 1/2
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@NewStatesman @polblonde There is no trans question, any more than there was a Jewish question, any more than there was a question of the humanity of any minority. There are a range of transphobic questions that the media continues to give air to, which has now persuaded a vast swathe of uninformed 1/3
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@fireboy01111 @cgallagher036 @BenEhrenreich So when, instead of educating yourself, you enter a tweet thread populated by people already familiar with the issue, and repeatedly ask these basic questions, it seems like you're attempting to derail the conversation rather than actually learn. 2/2
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@hpyvly @FreyjasTweets @BlueSkyForDays @ServesTheBeam19 @chathamdad @JeongPark52 That's the most backward solution possible. We evolved past everyone having to create their own resources entirely from scratch literally millennia ago. We also evolved past the point that we had an environment that could accommodate such things.
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@Coll3enG My wife is four years older than me and when we first got together she was talking one time about drinking too much tequila and not remembering her 27th birthday...I (25) chimed in "oh wow, I don't remember my 27th birthday either!"
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@KenanPerry South Africa was forced to come to the negotiating table.
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@TeaTruthBritain @PolitlcsUK "Only royalists can be MPs" is an absurd and fundamentally undemocratic position to hold.
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@MeganTheePony @UnidentifiedSun My therapist: you can learn to deal with these feelings Me: but how do I deal with the rational analysis that leads to them??
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@DonnerKebab6 @rdeleskie @baldrstar Tbh I want to get one of these for my mirror 👀
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@RavBogard You can't mention Zionism and then say you're not talking about Israel. Zionism may be wider than the present state of Israel but the two are inseparable in terms of any meaningful contemporary discussion.
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@erasmus_east @OwenJones84 War crimes are entirely on the party committing them. The law doesn't have an exception for "oh but if you really need to". It's written in full awareness of the weight of human need. Israel's conduct remains illegal, immoral, beyond the pale.
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@KenanPerry So you're saying we should be forcing Israel to negotiate. Which the pro-Palestinian has been demanding for months. And if they refuse...........
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@poiThePoi @IXOrijin @benlistofficial @lauraw97_ Landlords don't build houses......landlords take advantage of their wealth to occupy houses that already exist. We have a failure of planning, a failure to publicly fund construction, and a failure to control rent. None of that magically makes landlords beneficial.
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@TeamYouTube @jessiegender If you conducted a thorough review, you'll be able to demonstrate some form of actual evidence to back up your position, surely?
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@Kharnivore2099 @Sophie7VWs @_TheCeeWord @jessdkant @Rpt3256318 Ranting about your fevered imagining of her genitals at the expense of her actual humanity isn't "highlighting something", it's sick.
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@DarkEden21 No pooping or farting, but lots of women getting fully naked to change their tampon out by the sinks based on the recent discourse. Schrodinger's dignity?
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@LBC @TheSpurrShow "Should PEOPLE be allowed to wear CLOTHES that fit them? To find out, we asked some Daily Mail readers exactly how disgusted they were that the trans community keeps existing"
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@Kyatic What I'm hearing you say is that the people who lost their trees can smash the others' windows
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@alexrubner >uses the colours of the suffragette movement >is misogynistic in the most boring way Make it make sense
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@FrMatthewLC @RBReich A foetus is part of one living system that has no independent existence. It is not a child.
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@blindclxrity @Coll3enG She's American and I'm English so we agreed I'm actually the older person in the relationship 😆 Honestly once you hit your 30s it's just adults. People's lives are so different that the number doesn't mean much.
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@LORDBONGLORD @troonytoons Pretty sure nobody else is breastfeeding your baby.
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@KimLevell @kewgardens I know, it's awful, LGBTQ people are just trying to live our lives in peace as a normal part of the public but society made our existence political.
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@jewdas "Welcome to ideological coherence, the consistent application of fundamental human principles which is entirely alien to me"
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@Stix_n_stones22 @SkyNews @OwenJones84 @HenMazzig You guys are being really brazen referring to a ruling that has twice now demanded Israel cease its onslaught because of clear concerns that it is engaging in genocide.
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@jcochran73 @schrebersbeams @clairlemon If you take the course you might learn the answer to this, and learn how you're confusing numerical maths with a wider set of mathematical concepts which by differing degrees have steered different cultures and civilizations.
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@thecriticaldri1 @DixPeyton Even your gif disagrees
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@NewStatesman @polblonde laypeople that there's not just a trans question but a trans problem, a trans panic. Your decision to add to this instead of, for once, giving a proper voice to the actual transgender humans who are the subject of your questioning, 2/3
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@joshglancy @Hamza_a96 I'm sure there are also benign articles in the Mail and the Sun, and a lovely recipe section on the Fox News website.
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@dcinsb When you say things like that it shows you've never even tried to understand the specific material goals of those protests, nor noticed the progress they've already achieved.
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@WomansTongue @latkedelrey Watching it was genuinely an education in how much comedy is rooted in trauma. So many times they'd have a set-up where you'd expect a punchline of mockery or embarrassment, and instead they'd humanize, without ever getting preachy.
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@ShappiKhorsandi Weaponizing the suffering of minorities to try and discredit other minorities is the latest drug of the far right. It's practically a fetish at this point, they often visibly get off on the exploitation.
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@dnalerinrehtron Are you really surprised that lesbian bars represent the majority of lesbians? I understand you personally disagree with most lesbians, but they still exist whether you agree with them or not.
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@poison_com @Kyatic Lmfao everyone can see you're offended. Your bluster is empty.
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@SirJason910 @dipnet @TristanSnell Propaganda, mostly. He was actually a terrible strategist and got a lot of soldiers killed. People fell for his bravado and charisma and luckily we got through the war so he got the credit. He was a terrible person and a virulent racist, though. Saw Hitler and Stalin as peers.
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@doeantlers "Everyone is entitled to their opinion" has proven to be one of the most toxic concepts in human history.
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@GRoblyn @planetjedward Their time on the X Factor alone exceeded Truss's tenure as PM...
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@jimmynolancfc88 @SkyNews When it's three years after the pandemic began and we're still stuck with it because people can't take basic precautions
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@rdg_elliott @Aden_Harris_ Clearly because of Labour's vocal transphobia. We know you know. Why bother?
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@restisents @MarinaHyde @richardosman "capitalism is everything but principles must be entirely separated" is the most fundamentally backwards argument.
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@KenanPerry The majority of the people you're claiming want violent revolution actually want what you're describing, but in the absence of that there will be no peace. That's sort of where all revolution comes from. So either focus on the problem - 🇮🇱 - or accept the consequences - genocide.
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@Walcandy1 @jonstewart Don't listen to the positive bull. We're here because Democrats didn't do their job for half a fucking century.
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@DRLDD @Robin_Vos_Stan For protecting his students.
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@NOTDaleJR88 @ryanscotshipley A year in Saudi...you served the rich, not the people.
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@girlfriendmaya @alitlstrawberry Some people are in it to serve. Some are in it for the authority.
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@IntangibleValue @RealSuperPower @procornholer For some reason I read this as though it were metal lyrics
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@CaptainVirgilx @BBCTeesSport @BBCSport @bmeado9 @bbc5live @Tanni_GT @NishaJoshi87 Finally you had a chance to show that you actually care about women's & girl's sport, not just about transphobia. You failed.
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@gwpurnell @natehiggins Clue: regurgitating discredited right wing talking points to persecute a marginalized community, particularly the women and children, isn't it.
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@PatrickC1995 @davidhogg111 Nobody gets killed inside a uterus because there are no people inside a uterus. There are developing bodies which may *become* people, but that's a huge and fundamental difference.
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@RealSuperPower @procornholer You cook your pizzas in a buttery skillet??
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@suchnerve This was intensely frustrating for me as a child who was genuinely just trying to fit in and do the human thing. Trying my hardest to be a conformist and not realising that it means conforming to appearances, not actual principles 🙃
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@StarQueen_9 @Amlevlrigt The ex-army vet was a straight cis man who took down the shooter, the trans man was one of the victims.
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@EddieBacon9 @mehdirhasan It died before Netanyahu took power, and he has spent his entire career ensuring it stays dead.
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@GravitysRa1nbow @Sharon_Kuruvila Earnest is fine. Cringe is fine. Being a deeply unserious West Wing liberal, that's the problem.
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@HotMezz312999 @gozzieguzzy It's not up to you, though...this entire movement is funded and powered by homophobic (also xenophobic and misogynistic) groups. That's where the airtime and resources and legislation and litigation is coming from. That's who your arguments support.
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@camillemha @StabbyandSpicy It was generic doublespeak cover for the simple fact we're going to continue providing the bombs and exerting no real pressure at all on Israel to stop.
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@Mel_Ankoly Biden hasn't been demanding a ceasefire. He's been occasionally saying he's asking nicely for one while also saying plenty to the contrary, and it's the contrary that lines up with his actual actions.
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@MuellerSheWrote @Alyssa_Milano Israel has never honoured a peace agreement either. What happens is that the ceasefire doesn't lead to a peace process, the pressure builds again, and Gaza lashes out because they remain occupied, abused and opressed. A ceasefire has to be followed by maintained int'l pressure.
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@StockProle @robggill *Children* lash out when they're angry.
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@TraceyKent @yashar She did indeed get the world to see a powerful woman stand up for trans women on International Women's Day. That's exactly the sort of thing the day is for, to shine a light on the issues women face, especially women in marginalized minorities. More power to her.
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@maldita_meg @medicinexthings "Cool mom" is not a style of breakdancing
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@NogginTheNog_ @KashAhmed77 That neither justifies nor excuses the attempted murder (a valid charge for severe kicks directly to the head) of a prone and compliant person. Always the cop apologists.
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@haveaconcern If someone wants to be heterosexual, that's between you & God! You have freedom of choice! But don't broadcast it to children in a classroom. And Don't advertise it to the world!
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@MudieZak @SamanthaTaghoy If being denied access to an event that's specifically for people of colour stops you from learning about Black history, you were never trying.
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@GoodBadOppie @pgcornwell @mikevorel Is this a Seattle thing?? I'm all for anarchy, but...
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@BoneJail @BoysKissingCore What I'm taking from this is that all people in a position of power should have their own dunk tanks. That's true democracy.
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@Poplogos @cevichejawa @smullins3000 @gumby4christ It's particularly trollish for them to put a statue of the type of person they routinely murder as if them operating in the same territory makes them kin.
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@eneldiluvio @EricHolthaus There is such a thing as independently certifiably false information, which can be restricted without harming anyone's right to expression.
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@gibbee1 @JonathanSaipe @InnaSovsun Even if there are no gods, it's still more useful than this comment.
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