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Not In My Beehive! I execute sting operations telling developers, cyclists, and public transit advocates to buzz off! Guest commentator @takomatorch #Nimbee

The Suburbs
Joined November 2021
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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Help me win this award
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Two options for how 30 people can order coffee, but only one of them has green space and electric vehicles that save the environment.
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My kind of density
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Watch my passionate testimony at Falls Church city hall!! #BeeAgainstChange
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2 years
This #Halloween , I'm a scary YIMBEE!
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2 years
I told that @JohnBauters to take his stupid bike lanes back to Emeryville, so we'll finally have room for cars in DC!
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1 year
RIP to all those single family houses that were illegally torn down to create this urban blight that nobody wants to live in
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Everyone should live in a single-family house far away from ugly urbanism because my 10,000 square foot lot has a yard, trees, nature, an EV hookup for my Tesla, and all these other environmentally-friendly things around me.
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Bikers are bullies that make DC a scary place to live! Bee against bike lanes! @HandlebarsDC #trollroll #mbtpubroll
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1 year
Went to the Metro Station today and it was extremely dangerous Zero stars: do not recommend
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Keep your government hands off my single-family zoning!!
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Drivers are treated like second-class citizens on their own roads
@NSementelli
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Free the streets, free the people
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2 years
Who wants to dance around some affordable housing issues?
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1 year
I bought my giant SUV because it could climb the side of a mountain, and Vancouver is ruining it for me.
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Jill Bennett
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Hey @CityofVancouver ⁩ this is second incident I’ve seen caused by these useless ‘slow street’ barricades installed last month. They don’t slow down traffic; they cause crashes and traffic chaos.
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TOO MANY BEES
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Car Housing is a Human Right
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Connecticut Avenue is for Cars!
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Stupid DC cyclists...
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Happy Thanksgiving, Silver Spring!
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It was a great parade, Takoma Park. Good thing I was there to fight off all these clowns trying to change the character of our neighborhood!
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I met my hero, @Marc_Elrich ! Best day ever!
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11 months
I met up with my peeps today!
@DcSafer
SaferConnAveDC 🚲🏃‍♀️🚍
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Ahh a special guest showed up for polite company! @TheNimbee
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who cares
@TakomaTorch
The Takoma Torch🔥🐓
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This week, we presented Yimbee to the world
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Running late because I was waiting for the stupid bus!
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5 months
After attending #YIMBYtown 2024, I admit that I have learned some things. I now bee-lieve that we should build more affordable housing, increase density, allow taller buildings, add bike lanes, and create walkable cities... . . . . ...Just not in my backyard! #losers #NIMBY4Ever
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It's nice to finally be recognized by a major news publication
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Everytime we fight new things, a Nimbee gets his wings
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1 year
Whose development do I have to protest to get a drink around here?
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I hired the best bee lawyer in Maryland to defend me from these allegations
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A sweet, sweet victory for free speech!!
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Looking to find a NIMBY mate, so I joined Bumble! It's been difficult so far, but I'm keeping my antennas up
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We need to protect this historic Pizza Hut!
@GaryWinslett
Gary Winslett 🌐🇺🇸
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Here we have a blighted Pizza Hut in South Burlington. A developer wants to turn it into 30 housing units, commercial space, and a bank. The local review board is saying no. Mind blowing. It’s a perfect encapsulation of this area’s counterproductive politics on development. 1/12
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A couple weeks ago, Mayor @JohnBauters thought he could come into my combtown to ride his stupid bike...we were waiting for him. Volume up!
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1 year
This guy knows I'm not joking.
@NorthWish90
Mr. Nick
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Unironically using a Bee as your mascot as you fight projects that prevent suburban sprawl (that destroys bee habitat). You dumb fuck I hate you.
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Looking to sell some merch so I can fund a trip to fight development somewhere in the U.S...maybe Denver? Or SF? Would you buy a shirt with this logo?
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YIMBYs are always so mean to me. What have I ever done besides telling new people that they don't belong here?
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NIMBEE MERCH JUST DROPPED
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Even Bloomberg recognizes the Power Bee
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Have a Happy Year because I hate things that are new
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Parking keeps my million dollar house affordable.
@amyforsandiego
Amy Reichert
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It's simple: no pricey apartments without parking next to your single-family home! Let's ensure fair neighborhood planning and prioritize the needs of residents.
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I now have more followers than my Queen Bee NIMBY hero.
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No bike lanes on Connecticut Avenue!!
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Dear @MoCoCouncilMD , I have formally submitted my application for planning board. I look forward to our in-person interview.
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What's up, Wheaton, Maryland?!
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Today, I have formally submitted my application for Chair of the Montgomery County Planning Board.
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It was not nice to see so many of you at the Takoma Park Street Festival this Sunday. I hope you don't come back next year. #WheresMyParkingSpace
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I crashed @JohnBauters party and stole the show
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I REJECT 15 MINUTE BEEHIVES! No beekeeper will tell me how far I should fly to pollinate flowers with that sweet, sweet nectar!
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Come find me walking through the Takoma Park Historic District tonight and get yourself a free sticker! #Happyhalloween #noHandouts
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Only people who own a backyard have a right to talk about backyards.
@JabariBrisport
Jabari Brisport
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Does YIMBY still stand for Yes In My Backyard? So many of them log on to Twitter to talk about someone else's backyard...
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Hivemind, I'm sharing this graphic of my famous "We Bee-lieve" yard sign so you can print your own! All I ask is that you take a picture of it and tag me!
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There should be two lanes of standstill traffic!
@Prof_Bruckner
Matthew Bruckner
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The new piney Branch multi use path is terrific. Thanks @RockCreekNPS ! #2WheelsGood #BikeDC
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This is true. They should also stop making any new iPhones until all of the existing Blackberries are being used.
@thedispatch
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@nytimes The reason New York isn't growing is not a lack of housing. In fact, there are nearly 1 million vacant properties in the state–many of them longterm vacancies or abandoned homes. Unfortunately, a lot of them are located in places no one wants to live. \5
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Today i submitted video testimony to @wmata showing my love for the magnificent, and glorious Takoma Metro parking lot, narrated by none other than Werner Herzog.
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How much should I bid to win this silent auction?
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Silver Spring Chalk Fest!
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Protesting bike lanes on Little Falls Parkway! #OnlyCarsinParks
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@FastFoodDiet1 Oh thank God! For a minute there I thought all these poor people had to walk to get coffee
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What beautiful lights in L.A.!
@FOXLA
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'Twas the traffic nightmare before Thanksgiving as commuters sat through bumper-to-bumper traffic on the 405 Freeway in LA
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We hear there's a happy hour at #YIMBYTown tonight at 4:30pm in Austin...looks like we need to let them them know there's a new sheriff in town.
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Both of theses cities suck as i don't see anywhere to park
@creation247
𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐀𝐫𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐏𝐮𝐫𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐞 🇺🇸
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What happened to our cities?
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Look how nobody is using this bike lane even though we spent all this time and effort to meet their demands.
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Hey @Marc_Elrich , I can't wait for our date!
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Hey, YIMBYs! Take a look at my "Missing Middle" finger! #HappyHalloween
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I have no clue why I'm on this bracket as I hate neoliberal shills, but I plan to win anyway. Can't believe I'm an 8 seed...maybe its because I'm against 8 plexes.
@CNLiberalism
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The Neoliberal Shill Bracket has returned. Voting will begin on Monday. Let the campaigning begin, and may the best shill win!
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Running late to the Planning Commission hearing!
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Large buildings are so dangerous!
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I've been published!
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It's my favorite month: *NO*vember
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Feel the sting of our crossed arms and angry faces!!!
@YorkRegion
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Development proposal for stacked townhouses on Main Street in Stouffville draws heavy criticism from residents. #Stouffville #development #housing
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Happy birthday to my best friend and hero, @Marc_Elrich
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"Vertical sprawl" is our new term to repeat constantly. Pass it on, fellow NIMBYs!
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