Greg @dcdutchiedude Twitter profile

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@dcdutchiedude

1 year

Is this supposed to be DC

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3 months

lol

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@dcdutchiedude

3 years

Getting progressively madder and madder the longer i stare at this

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@dcdutchiedude

1 year

Shout out to this Congressional staffer/maybe Member of Congress? driving around a car with temp tags that expired two days before Christmas 2021, 406 days ago

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@dcdutchiedude

2 months

Its one thing to park on a bike lane, its another to park in a bike lane to go drink at a bar

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@dcdutchiedude

1 year

Over $12,000 of speeding tickets and now three people are dead. What the fuck are we even doing here?

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@dcdutchiedude

11 months

Space for 1.5 illegally parked cars ir 18 bikes and scooters. Do the math #bikedc

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@dcdutchiedude

2 years

Spotted at rhe farragut west station. Is this promoting being able to use a visa credit card to pay for metro?? Is this from 1997???

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@dcdutchiedude

3 years

Speed camera on H! #itshappening

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@dcdutchiedude

3 years

If I could be sincere for a moment, the reopening of this is so cool. The security state usually ratchets in one direction and I was resigned to never stepping foot in here again. Thanks to all those behind the scenes who made this happen!

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@dcdutchiedude

6 years

12 e-bikes and scooters in the same space as one car. #bikedc

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@dcdutchiedude

1 year

I love the simplicity of American traffic circles. This one exit of Logan Circle requires SIX (6!) traffic signals

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@dcdutchiedude

3 years

Parking for one car or 13 bikes and scooters is this a good trade im not good at math #bikedc

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@dcdutchiedude

1 year

Update 😁

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@dcdutchiedude

1 year

Slip lane closure in progress at 3rd Street & North Carolina Avenue NE. You absolutely love to see it

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@dcdutchiedude

2 years

@PoPville driver has $3400 in speeding tickets

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@dcdutchiedude

5 years

Whoa! My wife’s @bikeshare tonight projected a green bike symbol ~10’ in front of her as she rode! I’ve seen this tech elsewhere but never on a CaBi! New feature being tested?? #bikeDC

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@dcdutchiedude

10 months

These racks were installed 20 minutes ago #bikedc

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@dcdutchiedude

3 years

me after one historic preservation meeting

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@dcdutchiedude

2 years

Parking for one car or 31 scooters is this a good deal or not #bikedc

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@dcdutchiedude

1 year

Someone needs to regulate these ebikes

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@dcdutchiedude

4 years

Not joking when I say @bikeshare was the best thing to happen to #bikedc . Provided easy access to bikes, removed traditional barriers to bike ownership, and gave many people their first taste at bike commuting. A lot of people riding their own bikes today got their start on CaBi!

Mayor Muriel Bowser

@MayorBowser

4 years

This Sunday will mark 10 years of @bikeshare in the Washington metropolitan region! To celebrate more than 27 million trips, the program will offer one free classic bike ride to all users on September 20th. Where will you go?! Learn more:

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@dcdutchiedude

3 years

Live near a CaBi station? Do us a quick solid and brush snow off the solar panel to keep the station operating! Not worth any bike angels points but I will love you forever #bikedc

Capital Bikeshare

@bikeshare

3 years

We’re open! Please use caution when riding and stay tuned for updates. Our teams are not currently rebalancing bikes due to travel conditions, so please check the app and plan your ride accordingly.

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@dcdutchiedude

1 year

Slip lane closure in progress at 3rd Street & North Carolina Avenue NE. You absolutely love to see it

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@dcdutchiedude

2 years

Construction on Florida Avenue NE unearthing some legacy streetcar rails. Love seeing these whenever they occur while simultaneously depressed we buried literal billions of dollars of infrastructure in service of the private car

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@dcdutchiedude

1 year

I’m 6’4”. Its cool this truck hood goes up to the back of my head and you dont need a special license to drive it :) also love the handicap placard on a truck with doors at least 3’ off the ground lol

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@dcdutchiedude

2 years

@sandypsj Not to mention all those cars with only one person in them

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@dcdutchiedude

2 years

Please never order artistic bike racks

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@dcdutchiedude

5 years

The car that flipped over in front of my office has over $2600 in speeding tickets. Aren’t you glad you get to share the roads with this guy?

How's My Driving DC 🚨🤖

@HowsMyDrivingDC

5 years

@dcdutchiedude md:3de2236 has $2640.00 in outstanding tickets:

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1 year

Update

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@dcdutchiedude

1 year

Is this supposed to be DC

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@dcdutchiedude

3 years

This thing is a gamechanger #bikedc

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@dcdutchiedude

8 months

Gentrification means literally anything exhibit 483826

DCist

@DCist

8 months

The National Park Service fenced off Georgetown's "Graffiti Cliffs" from the public. Locals are peeved.

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@dcdutchiedude

5 years

I know it kinda annoys some folks but one of my favorite things is helping tourists navigate the Metro. Had two families approach me this morning. Feels like I’m doing my part to be a good District ambassador and leaves me with a smile on my face:)

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@dcdutchiedude

10 months

Space for…uh…um…a bunch of bikes and scooters or one illegally parked car. Do the math #bikedc

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@dcdutchiedude

5 years

Still my favorite project in the world. Yes, that is an urban freeway being restored to its previous use: a canal!

Cycling Professor 🚲 

@fietsprofessor

5 years

Radical change is possible. The mistake to let cars dominate space is not easily fixed. But our cities can heal from the inflicted wounds. Wishing all cities willpower, consistency & courage in 2020s! ~Catharijnesingel, Utrecht

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@dcdutchiedude

1 year

Do other countries sell humorous bumper stickers depicting a man with a rifle gunning down a family?

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@dcdutchiedude

1 year

@dkrucoff @Lmayer2

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@dcdutchiedude

7 months

Happy birthday to me. Couldnt make this trip last year #bikedc

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@dcdutchiedude

3 years

Quick Request: if you like any piece of #bikedc infrastructure in your life, I implore you to please take a moment to write an email to your Councilmember or ANC thanking them for it & asking for more like it. Positivity always stands out from negativity!

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@dcdutchiedude

3 years

Good thing scooters are limited to 10mph or this could have been a lot worse

🎂The Hill is Home🎂

@theHillisHome

3 years

While cleaning up trash, ran into this very fresh scene in the 500 block of @BarracksRow . Just awful. #docklesscars

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@dcdutchiedude

3 years

How it started. How it's going. #bikedc

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@dcdutchiedude

3 years

🎶Almost Heaven…🎶 #bikedc

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@dcdutchiedude

5 years

The 1200 block of First Street, SE finally has protected bike lanes on both sides! #bikedc

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@dcdutchiedude

3 months

Celebrated 4,000 miles on the ebike yesterday. Insanely love this thing! Wish I had gotten an ebike sooner. Here’s to the next 4,000. 🥳

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@dcdutchiedude

2 years

Biked this 10 miles to my early morning baseball game in Alexandria with no sweat. Ebikes rule #bikedc

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@dcdutchiedude

6 years

@KostelecPlan "No, That Won't Work Here: International Best Practices and Why They Won't Work in America"

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@dcdutchiedude

13 days

Please stop crashing your car into our bikeshare stations thank you (Although good thing this was already planned for replacement on thursday as part of SGR)

Cordell

@CordellTraffic

13 days

~8:30AM Saturday along the perimeter of the U.S. Naval Observatory on Observatory Circle NW at Calvert Street NW. NO indication of intentional impact. @DCFireEMS transported one vehicle occupant with minor injuries. #DCTraffic

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@dcdutchiedude

2 years

Hell yeah #bikedc

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@dcdutchiedude

5 years

I am shaking. Best lunch run to Wise Guys ever #nats #FIGHTFINISHED

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@dcdutchiedude

4 years

N+1 😊 #bikedc

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@dcdutchiedude

3 years

I'm out of town and almost forgot, but happy 11th birthday to @bikeshare . I say this every year, but I truly believe Capital Bikeshare was the best thing to happen for cycling in the District #bikedc

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@dcdutchiedude

3 years

Streetcar tracks exposed during road resurfacing for 16th street bus lane construction. Spotted at Columbia Road & Harvard Street NW

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@dcdutchiedude

3 years

☺️ #bikedc

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@dcdutchiedude

2 years

heads up #bikedc drivers are big mad tonight. gridlock traffic due to closures around the convention center, exacerbated by people who don't know you shouldn't drive into an intersection if you cannot clear it. bike lanes are clear though :)

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@dcdutchiedude

3 years

There are SO MANY STREETS in DC that could make this transformation easily.

Matthew Hardy

@drmatthewhardy

3 years

A Dutch friend just sent this picture of 2e De Riemerstraat, an ordinary residential street in Den Haag. We really can do so much better in Britain, if we raise our eyes above 'car parking' and 'through traffic'. #LTNs

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@dcdutchiedude

3 years

@scottheins Jackson Township. Unviable (by .9 voters) in the first round to second place in the second round!

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@dcdutchiedude

3 years

Thank god there aren’t any bike racks here to threaten the viewshed

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@dcdutchiedude

4 years

These racks were installed less than 12 hours ago 😊 #bikedc

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@dcdutchiedude

3 years

New curb extension pretty much complete at the former 10th/Maryland/E Street NE slip lane. This is where Vision Zero was launched in 2015. CaBi station returning soon!

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@dcdutchiedude

2 years

Excited for my opinion on things to actually matter now. Im a homeowner baby!!! I pay property taxes bitch!!!

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@dcdutchiedude

2 years

Shout to the driver of dc tag GH1010 who was mad someone stopped at a red light at 14th & R NW, almost hit someone crossing the street to get around them, took offense when i yelled at him not to do that, then tried to hit me with his car as I drove down R.

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@dcdutchiedude

4 years

Shouts out to the two dudes on @bikeshare ebikes riding by precisely as an ANC commissioner was telling me no one rides bikes in the neighborhood lol #bikedc

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@dcdutchiedude

2 years

This was once an illegal parking space #bikedc

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@dcdutchiedude

2 years

Good thing scooters are limited to 10mph or this could have been a lot worse

Nicky Sundt

@NickySundt

2 years

Accident on 18th St NW, a few blocks south of Adams Morgan at 1:43 am on Sunday, 28 August. The speed limit is 20 mph. @dcist @popville @washingtonpost @WABADC @keya_chatterjee

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@dcdutchiedude

6 months

Debuting a new station config ☺️ #bikedc

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@dcdutchiedude

1 year

lol hell yeah

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@dcdutchiedude

2 months

Remember when this was open to cars? Lol

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@dcdutchiedude

2 years

Our 23rd most popular station, hosting over 483,000 trips since installation in 2010. Replaced and expanded from 15 to 19 docks as part of state of good repair. Here's to the next 483,000 trips! #bikedc

Capital Bikeshare

@bikeshare

2 years

🚨 STATION ALERT 🚨 Our teams have replaced, relocated, and expanded the Adams Mill & Columbia Rd NW station. The new location is just a little closer to Columbia Rd NW. Ride today! 🚲♥️

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@dcdutchiedude

1 year

@sam_d_1995 Lived in the block immediately south of the autozone for four years. My favorite memory was the 4:00pm shooting in the parking lot one afternoon during the pandemic. Or people driving on the sidewalk to park in the lot when its closed. Or the other shooting in the parking lot.

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@dcdutchiedude

9 months

Oh, you want to bring that public bikesharing service that’s breaking ridership records every week to my neighborhood? I can assure you that wont work here because everyone drives

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@dcdutchiedude

7 months

Gm

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@dcdutchiedude

3 years

Can anyone confirm what these three people are on West Virginia Avenue NE? I have been told multiple times that NO ONE bikes here (nor will they nor should they) and just wanna confirm I’m not seeing things #bikedc

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@dcdutchiedude

4 years

Racking my brain tryin to think of a reason why this shouldnt exist outside a global pandemic. Turnin up a blank!

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@dcdutchiedude

4 years

Scooter riders, I beg of you, PLEASE stay below 10mph. You are endangering us all

PoPville

@PoPville

4 years

Driver Flips SUV on 16th Street

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@dcdutchiedude

1 year

PLEASE STOP CRASHING YOUR CAR INTO OUR STATIONS THANK YOU

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@dcdutchiedude

5 years

Damn, if only there was enough room on 6th Street, NW for a protected bike lane #bikedc

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@dcdutchiedude

6 years

I can hardly believe my eyes. Proper safe accommodations provided for cyclists in the 15th Street cycletrack outside the Treasury building 😍 #bikeDC

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@dcdutchiedude

3 years

File under “cars ruin everything”

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@dcdutchiedude

4 years

So @DCDOTRA closed my short one block street to through traffic and this father is teaching his son to ride a bike. These things probably arent connected so no need to examine the implications of expanding this full time District-wide 🤗

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@dcdutchiedude

3 years

@Mason_Transport I know I sound like a broken record but I still believe @bikeshare was the greatest thing to happen to cycling in DC in terms of lowering barriers and making cycling more accessible to folks outside of hardcore hobbyists

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@dcdutchiedude

5 years

Real talk: why can’t this be a public swimming hole? C&O Canal in Georgetown between 30th & Thomas Jefferson Streets, NW

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@dcdutchiedude

2 years

Hell yeah #bikedc

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@dcdutchiedude

5 years

Folks. I witnessed a @MD_Driver_in_DC speed past a person trying to cross 14th, missing her by inches, and then get immediately pulled over by an MPD officer right up the block lofuckinl

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@dcdutchiedude

7 years

I've been out of the loop but did Trump get rid of the secret White House @bikeshare station? #bikedc

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@dcdutchiedude

5 years

We should ban scooters because they block the sidewalk

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@dcdutchiedude

3 years

Just saw a driver run a red light and then blow through a stop sign without slowing. 20 minutes later another driver blew through another red light and almost t-boned me and another driver. But good thing scooters are limited to 10mph!

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@dcdutchiedude

2 years

Part one of my ebike (the battery) has arrived. Patiently waiting for part two (the bike) 😁

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@dcdutchiedude

5 years

Might be the fullest I’ve ever seen the #nats bike valet! #bikedc #STAYINTHEFIGHT

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@dcdutchiedude

3 years

Ever wonder what these holes are for on the sides of @bikeshare rear fenders? Little known fact, they’re cicada escape tunnels! #bikedc

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@dcdutchiedude

3 years

Good thing scooters are limited to 10mph or this could have been a whole lot worse

Charles Allen

@charlesallen

3 years

But on the way home, I came across a driver that had managed to ram his van through a fence, drive across the Jefferson Middle School grass, & finally stopped on the berm. Imagine if kids had been outside. If the berm wasn’t there. This could have been so much worse.

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@dcdutchiedude

5 years

A better world is possible

Melissa & Chris Bruntlett

@modacitylife

5 years

The sights and sounds a human-scale city. #Delft

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@dcdutchiedude

3 years

Good thing scooters are limited to 10mph or this could have been a lot worse

DC REALTIME NEWS

@RealTimeNews10

3 years

AUTO COLLISION W/OVERTURN: 14th St. & Q St. N.W. DCFD on scene of a single vehicle overturned collision with no entrapment. Severity of injuries unknown. Photo courtesy by Community Member.

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@dcdutchiedude

3 years

@whatwouldDOOdo @Nationals Got tickets next to the bullpen tonight just to see you! Was really hoping the reds would put you in to close for one more trip on the bullpen cart and “DOOOOOOOOO!!!!” Great seeing you tonight and thanks for signing autographs for those in left field!!

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@dcdutchiedude

2 years

Do you like having fun and hanging with your friends? What if you could instead give that up to buy a depreciating asset youll hate to use and worry about constantly when not?

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@dcdutchiedude

2 years

As if they couldnt get any cooler. Thank you @EireannDolan and @whatwouldDOOdo for all that you do for your adopted home!!! They said the 2019 world series was impossible, lets see about DC statehood!!

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@dcdutchiedude

4 years

@conzmoleman Only two entries on . The first is from 2/17/20, the day after all this broke lol

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