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2 years

@libsoftiktok This isn’t entirely true. I pre purchased a non-bipoc VIP ticket which allows me inside the bipoc lounge to apologize for my whiteness for 30 minutes. Honestly it was only $170 and if you're going to complain about that, don’t even go.

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@TheLnn

3 years

@libsoftiktok I understand her frustration. I’ve found ways around it. I put a cut in my mask and I’m able to brush my teeth. I prepare my meals in masks (each holds a few bites) and quickly swap out when needed.

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2 years

@KimDotcom Never have.

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@TheLnn

3 years

@stoolpresidente @BusinessInsider @hblodget Can you move it either earlier or later? I have an appointment with my Allergist that I’ve had booked for weeks. Your press conference kind of just popped up. Thanks.

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3 years

@libsoftiktok Are we certain this wasn’t an online order pick up?

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2 years

@BorrachinhaMMA Me too I voted for him 17 times

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3 years

@libsoftiktok As an educator who teaches poetry classes at the community center every week, I find this repulsive. Also I do not make my students wear masks.

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2 years

@unusual_whales Zelensky is hungry. He need more tax money

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3 years

@stoolpresidente Wow as someone who identifies as religion fluid this tweet certainly feels as if it should offend me

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2 years

@KimDotcom The west will do anything to cover up their cheating, lying, stealing.

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@TheLnn

7 months

@iluminatibot I remote viewed Michael Jackson’s last moments in this dimension and he was murdered

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@TheLnn

2 years

@libsoftiktok @HSESchools Defund public schools

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2 years

@bobpockrass Good thing it’s not Henry Ruggs

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@TheLnn

2 years

@DonaldJTrumpJr I spent 7 years and around $145K obtaining my masters in ceramic analysis (the study of pottery design) and although I believe there’s nothing more beneficial to society than my research, I’d never expect anyone other than my grandparents to pay my debts.

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@TheLnn

2 years

@ClayTravis I’m a Reddit mod and have banned any will smith memes from 3 different sub reddits.

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@TheLnn

2 years

@ClayTravis Sounds like the time my grandma caught me watching porn and I tried explaining my way out of it

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@TheLnn

4 years

@JonnyBones Proud to have him on the team. That dog can smell an illegal stream from a mile away

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@TheLnn

2 years

@stoolpresidente Celtics fans have just awakened mega ultimate draymond. Next game 19 fouls, 6 roughing the passer, 13 cross checks, 87 flagrants, 300 high sticks, 18 too many men on the field. You all asked for it.

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@TheLnn

2 years

@libsoftiktok This reminds me of the time my dad wanted to take me fishing and I told him I was non binary and he disappeared

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@TheLnn

2 years

@HippyEconomist @unusual_whales Yeah. No you wouldn’t

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@TheLnn

3 years

@stoolpresidente Omg Dave are you ok? I once ate what I thought to be an edible but as it turned out it was a chunk of dog shit. I no longer buy anything from people outside Home Depot

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@TheLnn

3 years

@NellieBowles We need to start holding vehicles accountable. Technology to do so is available. 2 of my 3 dwi’s were solely my vehicles fault. Please do your own research

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2 years

@libsoftiktok This reminds me of the time I accidentally lost the remote and I told my grandpa it wasn’t me and he said who did it and I said idk they or them.. and he took away my n64 controller

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@TheLnn

2 years

@libsoftiktok This is Janelle Lundsteens classroom. I temporarily worked as a custodian at the school and I had to show my vaccine card in order to clean that room.

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@TheLnn

2 years

@TimPro72 @cwt_news 19+ grams of crack on the scale, 19+ grams of crack. Smoke one gram, Jack with one hand, 18+ grams of crack on the scale. 🎶

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@TheLnn

16 days

CAREFUL WHAT 🫵 WISH FOR Just weeks ago Aaron imholte BEGGED for punishment

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@TheLnn

3 years

@ClayTravis When I graduated college with my liberal arts degree I went to Nashville to celebrate and a homeless man forced me to eat a chunk of dog shit. Clay have you ever had Detroit style pizza?

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@TheLnn

3 years

@rawsalerts We can do this in a safe and calm manner. Please have vaccine cards laminated preferably around neck on lanyard and stay 6-10 ft apart pls.

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@TheLnn

2 years

@libsoftiktok This reminds me exactly of the time I was at the beach and a seagull flew away with my grandpas wallet and it dropped it into my pocket and I didn’t realize it and I accidentally spent $300 on Fortnite and my grandpa didn’t believe me that the seagull did it not me

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@TheLnn

2 years

@rawsalerts Last year I made the big mistake of choosing Philadelphia as a vacation. All it took was accidentally dripping some cheese whiz on someone’s timberland boots and I was beaten to a pulp, ironically next to the rocky statue. Fwiw the weather was decent

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18 days

💥PRE ORDER AVAILABLE💥

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@TheLnn

3 years

@GamebredFighter Jorge I feel this same way about draftkings. They’ve beat me. Robbed me. Put me on the streets but I’m going to keep grinding. One of these days I’ll be the one laughing when I hit a 20 leg parlay

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@TheLnn

2 months

💥THE TURN!💥 (tm @DOOMSPAYUH ) My thoughts - @AaronImholte gave @keanuCthompson and @geno_bisconte more relevancy in 3 months than they had accomplished themselves in 20 years. Drama comes and goes, the toe is about to celebrate 10 years. WOULD 🫵 BUY INTO BS!?!

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@TheLnn

2 years

@libsoftiktok @Breaking911 @Twitter @elonmusk As a Reddit moderator myself, the day to day of enforcing terms of service is very hard. Sometimes lines are blurred. But at the end of the day I made an oath to uphold the general rules set forth by R/antiques. Twitter isn’t nearly as unforgiving

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@TheLnn

2 years

@DoctorCandiru @RebsBrannon False

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@TheLnn

2 years

@libsoftiktok There is no shame in getting help for mental health. I was formerly a gay man who was on the verge of transition, and after a month of talking to a psychiatrist we found that everything was a defense mechanism because my grandparents refused to buy me a Nintendo 64

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@TheLnn

1 year

@summersotaa @Canes @rnd_brewing 😂 bro the handles and shit are falling off your cabinet wtf

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@TheLnn

3 years

@libsoftiktok Sadly this just doesn’t work. As family is arriving in town my aunt came to visit us. I politely asked to see her medical records and she violently slammed me out of the doorway where I tripped on one of my roller skates and banged my elbow into the wall. Seeking legal counsel.

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@TheLnn

3 years

@stoolpresidente Omg Dave I’m glad your okay but I took a hit off a joint once and my grandparents had to bring me to the ER because I couldn’t control my bowels

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@TheLnn

2 years

@RobSchneider Rob, the sad reality is that I took out around $110K in student loans to major in ceramic analysis (the study of decoration on pottery) the government has failed to provide me with a job that pays over $100k a year. Simple math, they need to forgive my loan.

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@TheLnn

19 days

💥REKIETA SPEAKS💥 Today @NLO had famed lawyer and former friend of @AaronImholte , Nick Rekieta on his show to break his silence. He wanted the world to know he truly believes Imholte is gay. DO 🫵 BELIEVE THIS?!

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@TheLnn

3 years

@Trainwreckstv Wiping the tears off my face as I’m typing this. Thank you for being one of the only people to bring awareness to this. I waited far too long to tell anyone about my anxiety of public bathrooms but when I did it was like a giant weight was removed from my shoulders

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@TheLnn

3 years

@Bltbull @stoolpresidente They were called Jnco jeans

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@TheLnn

3 years

@Benaskren I proudly voted for Biden who is a strong leader and America first

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@TheLnn

3 years

@karol For the record I’d like everyone to know I’m a graduate of one of north americas most decorated Institutes dedicated to fine arts and literature and I teach poetry classes every Sunday at the community center and I do not force my students to wear masks.

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@TheLnn

16 days

💥PRIVILEGE REVOKED💥 Aaron Imholte gives hints that he lost un supervised privileges with his children. Does he now have to be in the presence of a trusted and approved 3rd party to see his kids? DO 🫵 TOO!??

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@TheLnn

2 years

@cwt_news That’s it. I’m done with Burger King. I will no longer accept the coupons for buy 2 whoppers for $5 my grandma hand clips from the newspaper. I will no longer consider taking any future dates to their establishment. This news has tarnished a 28 year relationship

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@TheLnn

5 years

@sternshow @HowardStern @MotherlessBKLYN @AlecBaldwin @ABFalecbaldwin Great work. Love hearing the same shit over and over again. Glad to see you’re really hitting em with the hein in the new year

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@TheLnn

3 years

@seanhannity Sean I promise to try and watch live but I’m currently in Dallas waiting for Jimi Hendrix to return

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@TheLnn

2 years

@KyleBusch Guys probably in his 40’s mad that he can’t get his hot wheels car signed.

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@TheLnn

1 year

@jrpsaki Stop manipulating people. Nothing ever happens to anyone. Including the Biden crime family.

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@TheLnn

2 years

@libsoftiktok Some black guys unpacked my wallet when I was leaving the library

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@TheLnn

3 years

@libsoftiktok Bought these for everyone who attended our thanksgiving meal. Sadly while trying to eat selfish guests found it not necessary to wear. Will be making a list of those who would not comply and sending it to fbi for their records. Seeking legal counsel

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@TheLnn

2 years

@libsoftiktok To be fair, I’ve seen this performer before and they do incorporate a magic show into their act, which I would describe as family friendly.

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2 years

@rawsalerts The Midwest calls that Tuesday

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@TheLnn

9 months

@chadzumock @mlcpodcast @BeDabbler @NLO @catalanotv @senzanume @CardiffElect @StevieLewIsBack CONGRATULATIONS! you have all been nominated in at least one category for the 2023 Hackverse awards! Please check out spergtopia for all categories and nominees

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@TheLnn

2 years

@TimwelchMT I paid $75,000 to study cosmetology and become a hair dresser and I now work in the garden section at Home Depot

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@TheLnn

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💥THE GRIFT IS ON💥 Legendary entertainer Joey C has made a plea to all his fans and followers - please send money. Venmo, PayPal, Western Union if possible. The money will be going to food and gas. WILL 🫵 DONATE TO JOEY?!?

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2 years

@libsoftiktok @Breaking911 This is worse news than when I found out my favorite queer friendly coffee shop wouldn’t hand over their business to the employees and ultimately closed their doors. Smh

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@TheLnn

2 years

@mmanewslondon @ufc @UFC_Asia @theassassinbaby Yes. A picture of Brandon Moreno is a diss on James Krause. You nailed it.

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@TheLnn

2 years

@DonaldJTrumpJr The irony in YOU saying this..

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@TheLnn

2 years

@Jon_Anik @bullyb170 John as a true ufc fan, all we want to see is rematches. Love what the company has been doing. Still itching for deivson/Moreno 7

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@TheLnn

3 years

@ClayTravis I use to work at a hardware store on Long Island and almost every day he would come in and take 2 bags of the free popcorn and leave. We were told to let him do it by the manager.

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@TheLnn

3 years

@CrimeWatchMpls Doesn’t everyone deserve a 30th chance?

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💥THE GRIFT GETS BIGGER💥 Patrick Melton, of nobody likes onions recently did a 4 month long fundraiser where he got viewers to pay money in exchange to vote where he takes vacation. The result? 🫵 paid for a 3 week European get away. Does any of this make sense?

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💥ANY ONE OF US COULD GET THAT JOB💥 @NLO announces coordinated plan with @whoarethesepod and @BeDabbler to apply at Leighton Media for their morning show position to take away @AaronImholte chance of working in radio again. WILL YOU APPLY TOO!?!

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@TheLnn

2 years

@analcumfartdump @stoolpresidente You’re going to have a hard time finding a dentist in New Hampshire period.

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@TheLnn

2 months

💥”I WILL WRECK YOUR LIFE”💥 Today @NLO issues stern warning to @GodfreyComedian that he will do to him, as he did @chadzumock and @AaronImholte ! WOULD 🫵 BE AFRAID OF PATRICK MELTON TOO!?!

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@TheLnn

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💥ANOTHER LAWSUIT COMING TO 🫵 SOON!💥 Nick Rekieta bravely goes onto the NLO program to shed some light on Aaron Imholtes dark and dangerous actions. Sounds like April will be taking legal action against the toe! 🫵 SHOULDVE LISTENED TO ZUMOCK

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1 month

💥NO MORE LIVE COMEDY💥 After a successful 10th anniversary party, @AaronImholte reveals that a few bad apples spoiled the bunch. moving forward there’ll be no more live comedy shows! Hate to see it. But for the integrity of the brand, it has to be done. WHAT WILL 🫵 MISS MOST!

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@TheLnn

9 months

The treatment of @KateMeaney2 from online bullies has been nothing short of atrocious. Grown men and women who have nothing to provide, no substance, depend on attacking like rabid dogs for content. Kate we have cultivated a welcoming culture in spergtopia and welcome you

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@TheLnn

3 years

@libsoftiktok Ok, so first off, as founder and chairman of the North American ghost busting association (NAGBA) a few things presented in this new found footage is just absurd

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@TheLnn

2 years

@Almxnd_ Great clip, now do one without the vpn bot lobby

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@TheLnn

4 months

OP-ED: WHILE EVERYONE CASTS STONES AT @AaronImholte SOME INNER REFLECTION IS NEEDED - Have you ever had to burden the weight of doing what’s best for your children or your wife? Before the finger pointing and accusations ask if you could shoulder that load

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@MiseryClips Look I’m not a melton apologist, but let’s not just make stuff up. At no point does he look like he’s going to cry.

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@TheLnn

2 years

@libsoftiktok This reminds me of the time I went to visit my great grandma in the nursing home and she thought I was Sally Jessy Raphael

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@TheLnn

2 months

💥THOSE WHO LIVE IN GLASS HOUSES💥 OP-ED: @keanuCthompson and @geno_bisconte enabled and employed a sexual predator for years aka producer Roberto, and now they want you to believe they are above @AaronImholte . Are you biting? DO 🫵 SMELL SOMETHING FISHY?!?

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@TheLnn

3 months

🤔 @AaronImholte @mlcpodcast

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@TheLnn

2 years

@libsoftiktok This reminds me when I applied for my passport online and I accidentally clicked on the “no gender” option and then I accidentally booked a trip to North Korea and they shoved turnips up my ass until they determined I wasn’t a spy

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@TheLnn

2 years

@AnkelBiter01 @jakeshieldsajj 100 billion aint what it use to be

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29 days

💥MODULATION MANIPULATION💥 People are saying that outside his home studio, @NLO sounds very feminine. There is reason to believe Patrick mixes his mic audio at home to sound more not gay. WHAT DO 🫵 THINK?!?

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@TheLnn

2 years

@libsoftiktok This reminds me of one day on the school bus I had to pee really bad and all I had was my pb&j in my sandwhich bag, so I ate the sandwhich and peed my pants

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3 months

💥SILENCE IS VIOLENCE!💥 In an unbelievable twist, @NLO has double downed on his efforts to suppress the media! While I have only ever reported factual stories and current events. The question must be asked - Am I onto uncovering something major that the onion find disastrous?

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💸 WHEN MONEY TALKS, MELTON WALKS💸 It’s been 8 days since NLO has done a full show. All of this coming after fans graciously sent him money for a luxurious holiday across the pond, after being promised shows and content from abroad. 🫵 GOT DUPED!

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@TheLnn

2 years

@Return_Of_RB @Gametime No, actually those are very believable seats

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20 days

💥DEDICATED FANS💥 Recently a lot of people have been criticizing @NLO for taking a vacation which was funded by fans sending in money to vote where he goes. Playing devils advocate here. I ask what if this wasn’t a grift, and more of an appreciation showing from the fans? 🫵

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@TheLnn

3 years

@jacksonmahomes Glad to have you! We need more diverse talent like you my friend

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@TheLnn

2 years

@rawsalerts Hard to disagree with them. One time an acorn was on the pavement when I was roller blading and I wiped out and tore my leggings

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20 days

💥TAKE YOUR MEDECINE!💥 Rising internet superstar @wb2radio recently went live to plead with @AaronImholte to take a dose of his own medicine. WOULD 🫵 TAKE YOUR OWN ADVICE?

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@TheLnn

2 years

@libsoftiktok This reminds me of the time My grandparents went into debt because I accidentally talked to miss Cleo on the phone for 37 hours

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@TheLnn

2 years

@elonmusk Elon is there a more portable option I could place on my bicycle? I enjoy listening to podcasts on my way to spending my allowance at the local magic shop, but my grandparents are tyrants about how much data I use

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@TheLnn

3 months

💥🤷MISUNDERSTANDING🤷💥 Going live this morning to break his silence @AaronImholte explains how allegations of him squeezing the life out of April were simply a misunderstanding. A gesture of love 🤗💕, misrepresented by trolls as abuse. WOULD 🫵 SHOW COMPASSION IN A SPAT TOO!?

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@TheLnn

2 years

@libsoftiktok I use to work at subway with her and it took each person an extra 5 minutes to get through the line because she would explain this to every customer

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@TheLnn

4 years

@APompliano @Benaskren Where does it end. Where’s the outrage over the massive music library Spotify has that promotes alcohol/drug use, gun violence, sex.. also I’m not a fan of classical music. I want anything with even so much as a piano in it removed from Spotify.

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💸🏃‍♀️TAKE THE MONEY AND RUN💸🏃🏾‍♀️ After a historic day of receiving over $700 from listeners on his show yesterday, @NLO is a NO SHOW today! Often shows like @AaronImholte and @stutteringjohnm are rewarded through consistency and give back to the viewers with more. 🫵 WERE PLAYED

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@TheLnn

1 year

@mlcpodcast 387,00 people living in Tampa and only 1 reported power outage for the entire day. The lengths this guy goes to.

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@TheLnn

2 years

@Greekgodx Greek my aunt is in love with you

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@TheLnn

3 years

@bobpockrass @NASCARONFOX It seems like a miserable race to be at in person? Lol

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@TheLnn

2 years

@stoolpresidente @_NFTU @JaMorant Dave I am currently ranked in the top 15 globally at competitive Dr. Mario. I am working on minting some of my high scores as NFT’s if you are interested

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