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John Melendez, from The Tonight Show With Jay Leno. I am Stuttering John from The Howard Stern Show. I am the real deal... Don't believe the impostors!

California, USA
Joined March 2009
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John Melendez
3 years
The reason why Trump supporters like him is because he speaks to what they represent, hate, racism, & bigotry.
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Whether you're a republican or democrat you should be truly scared by how easily I got through to the President. This is not partisan. It's just plain scary.
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6 years
I have just spoken to my new attorney @MichaelAvenatti who has agreed to represent me on this. Stay tuned.
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Secret Service at my door. I guess my old friend Donald wants to continue this. Stay tuned.
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I have e-mailed @Spotify requesting that they remove all of my content because of @joerogan 's dangerous anti-vaxxer rhetoric but it still remains up there. Again, @Spotify REVOVE BOTH MY PODCAST & MY MUSIC FROM YOUR PLATFORM NOW! I removed any future Podcasts from being there.
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Sectret service about to arrest me. Unbelievable! They should arrest Jared Kushner for putting the call through, shame on Donald Trump who has been a friend of mine for years.
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Breaking: Secret Service contacted me agent & wants me to meet with them tomorrow. Stay tuned, Avenatti, can you come with me?
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I find it astounding that the news media's not picking up the fact that I totally duped the President & got in touch within in less than 2 hours while he was on Air Force One. Shame on, NBC/, CNN & Huffington Post. I gave them a news story on their laps.
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6 years
I am meeting with the Secret Service tomorrow at 10am. @MichaelAvenatti I need your help.
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2 years
In line with Neil Young, Graham Nash, Joni Mitchell, & Mary Trump, I too stand in solidarity with them & have removed my stream from Spotify in protest of Joe Rogan's misinformation & utter lies about Covid, that has probably caused many unnecessary deaths in this country.
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@TomiLahren @KamalaHarris Says a blonde who works at Fox News, Ever hear of Roger Ailes?
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@JohnCornyn Why, are you against this? You homophobic piece of shit.
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I have not been arrested yet & have returned home. My legal team says that I'll be okay.
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. @realDonaldTrump "The only motherfucker on the planet earth who has managed to bankrupt casinos four times in a row."
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6 years
I was told by someone close to me that this was a silly prank. I'm sorry I have to disagree,at the very least,this has made this administration question their screening decisions.Secondly to have a conversation about getting border kids back with their parents is far from silly.
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. @realDonaldTrump I was just talking to @JamesCarville and he said you are going to get your fat ass beat. #Biden2020 @CaslerNoel
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2 years
No show today as my cat just passed away. I’m devastated. R.I.P. Magneto.
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"If it was that easy to dupe him, there's every chance in the world Putin duped him," says comedian "Stuttering John" of Trump. via @HuffPostPol
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@realDonaldTrump no donald, hillary's not our president, unfortunately you are. distract, deflect all you want, but you're as corrupt as the day is long.
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3 years
I applaud the MLB, Delta, Coke, United Airlines, & all of the other corporations that have come out against the racist voter suppression law in Georgia.
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Donald Trump @realDonaldTrump is totally guilty of murder according to 30 year prosecutor @glennkirschner2 .
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Does Mike Cernovich realize that i am going to be his worst nightmare? Mike, I got shit on you that will make your mother squirm. @michaelianblack @pattonoswalt @TitusNation
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3 years
I swear Peter Doocy is a clown who doesn't realize it. At least when I did my interviews when I was on The Stern show, I knew that my questions were ridiculous. This asswipe is too stupid to realize that his questions are equally as ridiculous.
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@laurenboebert It wouldn't have had to as Trump would have given them all the classified intel they needed for a song.
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4 years
I saw massive dumps was trending so I assumed Trump soiled his diaper again. #MassiveDumps
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@SpeakerMcCarthy Hmm... Why didn't you complain when the debt ceiling was raised three times under Trump? Where was all of the outrage!?.. I'll wait, but as I'm waiting, let me also add that Trump raised the deficit by 7.8 trillion during his time in office. Now, I'll really wait... #Hypocrite
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4 years
The happiest American alive right now is Melania Trump. I predict she'll be filing for divorce soon.
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I, like most Americans would be very upset with @JoeBiden if he doesn't make sure that @realDonaldTrump is held accountable for all of his crimes. No one, & I mean no one is above the law. I beg that Joe & @KamalaHarris hold this criminal to the same laws that apply to all of us.
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I don't know, maybe somebody could help me, but did anybody storm the Capital after Jimmy Carter, John Kerry, & Al Gore lost? @TomiLahren @seanhannity .
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6 years
I made a living at pretending I’m a reporter, which Donald trump knows, & was a fan of, why would he have me arrested for duping him.
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@senatemajldr You mean like the national emergency that you're willing to support over a stupid wall while illegal border crossings are at an all-time low, you despicable turtle?
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Hey Trump supporters, if you weren't embarrassed by your Fuhrer before, you must be now. Your imbecile is tweeting & golfing during John McCain's funeral. Talk about disrespect of veterans. Forget kneeling, this is much worse.
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I am on the phone with Kim Jong Un congratulating me on the phone call.
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@LindseyGrahamSC Hey dipshit, how can it be the final word if it hasn't been released? Are we supposed to trust Barr? A Trump appointee? I remember 2 years ago when you were calling Trump a kook & not fit for the Presidency. Remember that you hypocritical, twisted, obstructionist?
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@DonaldJTrumpJr Let me guess, you called him a schmuck because he is Jewish? You anti-semitic, lying, colluding, love me daddy, elitist, troll!
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I asked 30 year Prosecutor & MSNBC Analyst @glennkirschner2 if the Dotard should be tried for treason, here is his partial response with @jennycohn1 .
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Tomorrow I will reveal what information I have related to @Cernovich and then soon after @RealAlexJones These hypocrites will be exposed when I am done with them.
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@LindseyGrahamSC Are you fucking kidding me?! You threw him under the bus as soon as you buddied up with Trump. Have you no spine Lady G?
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@realDonaldTrump Man you are stupid, your head must be up Uranus.
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@senatemajldr @POTUS You are by far the most obstructionistic asswipe in Washington, you hypocritical turtle.
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@DonaldJTrumpJr @realDonaldTrump Hey Dickhead, why not debate me? Scared? I could annihilate you on that dumb tweet alone. You’re a bigger pussy than your father.
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@RonFilipkowski Hey dummy, I had Trump call me from Air Force One thinking I was Senator @BobMenendezNJ even after talking to him for 5 minutes. Hey Stephen, I don't sound Senatorial... I sound Janitorial.
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Hanging with the man, Scott The Engineer!
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@senatemajldr @POTUS You're a disgrace to our forefathers you obstructionist, team over country, hateful fraud.
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Joe Biden is the next President of The United States. Deal with it GOP assholes.
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@LindseyGrahamSC @realDonaldTrump Man, how deep is your head up @realDonaldTrump 's ass?
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@realDonaldTrump Are you really going to comment on smart? You speak at a 4th grade level.
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I’m currently an at undisclosed location. Sorry, love you all but I have to go to sleep. Red, can I get a rock hammer?
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Hanging with my old buddy Scott The Engineer.
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@realDonaldTrump For a guy who lies more than any other President you have some pair of balls to cry fake news. The only thing fake is whatever comes out of your mouth.
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@realDonaldTrump You mean after you blamed our Forestry Department? You insatiable, arrogant, narcissistic, disgusting, deplorable prick!
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@laurenboebert You do realize that you're an idiot, right?
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6 years
Alright I guess Donald is more concerned with pursuing this legally as opposed as to firing his screening staff.
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Thank you all for your kind words, he was the youngest of my 3 & the friendliest. We rescued him 5 years ago, & he always slept on the bed with me. As I write this the tears are flowing. I'll never know why he died. He was just crying & when I went to see what was wrong, he died.
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As I have been exposing on my show for months, Donald Trump has been a Russian asset since the 80's, @craigunger @yurishvets @LincolnsBible & @sarahkendzior have been on my show exposing this very simple & obvious fact.I'm glad that FINALLY mainstream media is picking up on this.
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6 years
I will let you know what's going on with the Secret Service when Mr. Avenatti lets me know.
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@HamillHimself Eric Trump says that his dad's critics are not even people, well Eric, if this is what, "People" do, I'll pass, you douchebag.
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After the Hyatt allowed the Odal Rune Nazi symbol to be used as the CPAC stage, from now on they should be known as The Hyatt Hitler.
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@DonaldJTrumpJr Almost as pathetic as you killing innocent endangered animals for sport or you getting the RNC to buy your stupid, dim-witted book to make it look like you have a best-seller, you lying, elitist, obnoxious, prick.
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@BillReames @realDonaldTrump Not mine, I don't support Vladimir Putin.
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@TomiLahren What the hell do you know about raising children you psycopath?
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@realDonaldTrump You truly are the dumbest President ever.
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@BillReames @realDonaldTrump except the fact that your president will be impeached for collusion.
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After watching the debate it is completely obvious that Trump is mentally unfit to be in a White Castle, let alone The White House.
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Hey, @DonaldJTrumpJr the reason why Biden had to pick different words was because he stutters, I & all other stutterers have been there, but to a dumbass like you it appears that he's stumbling, yet to intelligent folk like the rest of us we know he's trying not to stutter.
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Hey @realDonaldTrump Where are your tax returns? Still being audited? Lol. Amazing how people buy into your bullshit.
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@SpeakerMcCarthy Lol. Where were you when Trump raised the debt ceiling? Where were you when Trump added trillions to the deficit? Where were you when Trump incited an insurrection? Seriously, Kevin, how do you sleep at night after tweeting horseshit like this. You are all about Party country.
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R.I.P. Ben Stern. My condolences to Howard, @BethStern , Ray, & the entire Stern family. Ben was a damn nice guy, & I'm deeply sorry for your loss. #BenStern
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If anybody knows or can get me in touch with that little boy that stutters from the DNC last night, who I believe is Brayden Harrison, please let me know, I would love to help him with his stutter. @CheriJacobus @eliehonig @glennkirschner2 @andersoncooper
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Secret Servive is knocking. Unbelievable.
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@laurenboebert I swear it must hurt to be this stupid You’re a walking, talking, GEDisaster.
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@senatemajldr Since when have you ever come together on anything? You nicknamed yourself the grim reaper because you fail to bring any Democratic bill to the Senate floor, you obstructionist, dickhead, lying, tortoise.
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@realDonaldTrump "A slogan searching for a scandal"
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@BillReames @realDonaldTrump there's so much so, even the GOP is on the side of America. just ask John McCain. Ever hear of a guy named Jeff Sessions?
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My favorite thing to watch yesterday was @joerogan Blockhead beating up on @POTUS for saying that we took over the airports during The Revolutionary War only to find out live that it was in fact his Fuhrer, Trump. How many times have I said that Joe Rogan is an uneducated idiot?!
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@realDonaldTrump the hillary debate is over, you meddling with russia isn't. your deflection tactics are getting as pathetic as your presidency.
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You go girl.
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Doing Ron DeSantis’ job for him — while in heels. 👠👠
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@kirstiealley @55true4u @realDonaldTrump Are you out of your mind? What press conferences are you watching? I watch the ones with lies, misinformation, & jabs at Mitt Romney, & others.
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Hey @jaredkushner , damn, your book is getting worse reviews than my movie. To cheer you up, I'll remind you about how easily I duped you into thinking I was Senator Bob Menendez & got you to call me twice from Air Force One. #breakinghistory
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I just got a call from @GaryDellAbate asking me to come on the show. Should I do it?
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@IvankaTrump Did you really just compare your crooked father to Thomas Jefferson? Man, the stupid runs strong in your family. Do you realize I duped your dumb dad & your idiotic husband in one phone call with a worse fake English accent than Lindsay Lohan in The Parent Trap?
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Alright, is it safe to say that all Trump supporters have lost it?
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@HillaryClinton @Marmel It is freaking disgusting! A guy dodges the draft 5 times with fake bone spurs & then takes the right for people that are different from him to serve their country. The guy is a monster.
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I’m Not answering the door.
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@Jim_Jordan From the guy who looked away when young men were being molested.
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R.I.P. Ralph Cirella.
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4 years
Hey @realDonaldTrump here's a message from ICONIC TV STAR and HUGE RATINGS WINNER @TheOnlyEdAsner with @CaslerNoel
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Tiger Woods was always a better putter than he was a driver.
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@realDonaldTrump Your rhetoric is responsible for what's going on in this country. You are entirely to blame.
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Happy Obama Day... Trump has his own day on April 1st. #ObamaDay
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I am proud that I got to let trump know that a moderate pick for supreme court justice would be a good idea. I'm also questioning why Senator Menendez has not picked up the phone & called the President himself?This is why Washington is dysfunctional nobody ever talks to anyone.
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One thing separates @realDonaldTrump from any other POTUS in history. He was BORN into the MOB! #vote #VoteOutTheGOP @LincolnsBible @CaslerNoel
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@DonaldJTrumpJr Things that didn't change today: - You've accomplished nothing in life - You colluded with the Russians at Trump Tower - You,like your father are incapable of telling the truth - Your dad likes to get pee'd on - Trump is still an asshole - The country has never been more divided
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Alright, I didn’t answer & they have left, but my neighbors said they showed their badges.
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. @JamesCarville thinks @realDonaldTrump is going to get his ass beaten in and I believe him. @Scaramucci @CaslerNoel
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