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4 years

My brain every time I get a slight headache

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Just been for a walk round the farm and I’m a bit alarmed by how few butterflies there are. Something is afoot.

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You’re an absolute sucker if you pay £10.99 for a book where he tells you to tidy your room when you can go on twitter for free and see him trying to start racially aggravated beefs with Sesame Street characters

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"I don't want to call for Priti Patel to resign"

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"You ruined my family holiday" says man gurning his face inside out

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Message to the legacy media. Do NOT endanger my children again!

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“First it’s a milkshake, then it’s a gun” seems like an unlikely escalation. Correct me if I’m wrong but I don’t think there’s any historical precedent for an assassination where they tried it with a milkshake first

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Still no message of condolence from Pornhub. I’ve checked their website 17 times since last night and will continue to do so

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Love British standup 🤣🤣🤣

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Jerry Seinfeld saying you can't write sitcoms anymore because of woke despite the fact his old writing partner just wrapped up a 24-year run of one of the most beloved sitcoms of all time, is arguably the funniest thing he's done in decades - funnier even than Bee Movie, perhaps

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We can argue about systems and theories all we like, but at some point our political differences could probably be quite neatly summarised by "are you more likely to hold an umbrella over another person or mock someone for doing that"

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2019 - running to be leader of the world's 6th largest economy 2024 - holding an umbrella so Owen Jones doesn't get his skin-tight chinos wet

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Matt Hancock forgot the golden rule of pretending to cry on national television, which is to produce at least one discernible tear

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Top tip: if you ever find yourself forgetting how to spell 'Pinocchio', just look at this picture and you'll remember it's got two C's

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Brendan O’Neill: “There should be riots” Laura Kuenssberg: “There’s the Labour activist, get him!” Andrew Neil: “Carole Cadwalladr’s a mad cat lady” Fiona Bruce: “This is Diane Abbott, right - DUUHH!” Naga Munchetty: “Racism is bad” BBC: “One of you has crossed the line”

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I'm old enough to remember a dishevelled Boris Johnson laying a wreath upside down at the Cenotaph and BBC News replacing it with footage of him from a few years previously laying it the right way up with his hair combed, just because his opponent was a socialist

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Took the liberty of dubbing Kevin Keegan's "I will love it" rant over the £80k PAYE guy from Question Time #bbcqt

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Imagine if Ed Davey has a really insane stunt lined up for the final day of campaigning and it goes wrong and he's killed but it's too late to register a replacement and everyone votes Lib Dem out of respect so his corpse becomes PM and he's affectionately nicknamed Dead Ed

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Do you identify as a cat, I asked my pupils. Thirty of them raised their paws. It was then that I realised; I work in a cat cafe, having lost my job as a teacher for making up stories about the kids and selling them to The Times.

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Hey @MrHarryCole you’re still political editor of The Sun right?

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Why does he turn into a Dalek at 0:38

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What would Labour do differently? 🤔

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Can we also tackle the rise of the far left by doing everything they want as well please

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Tony Blair urges Starmer to keep grip on immigration to tackle rise of far right

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The Very Best of Millwall Against Marxism

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🚨 J. K. Rowling has agreed to meet with Labour to outline which minority groups she wants eliminated first

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I'm not saying Britain's Strictest Headmistress should be Britain's Most Unemployed Headmistress*, but if a small child comes up to you and goes "rawr, I'm a tiger!", no one remotely normal would respond by taking to Twitter to denounce the child as some kind of deviant

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Imagine being a UK journalist who's made calling Jeremy Corbyn an antisemite your entire personality, and on the day he squares up against Israel in the ICJ, you're not even allowed to mention it as it'd highlight the UK's complicity in genocide. The ultimate blue balls

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Sensational material

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💫AstralWingz💫

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Name something that’s forever funny no matter how many times it’s repeated.

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Float like a butterfly, abstain like a bee

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Me sowing: TONIGHT...I'll be driving a Bugatti Veyron over a dirty eco-warrior's head Me reaping: Well this fucking sucks, where are all the butterflies

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░N░O░░M░ E░A░N░ I░N░ G░F░U░L ░░I░M░P░A░C░T░

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Elon Musk fired 90% of Twitter without a single meaningful impact on product — and this is now barely discussed at all. I think about this often

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SACKED

Barbados to remove Queen Elizabeth as head of state

The government of Barbados says the time has come to leave the colonial past behind.

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Gary Neville commentating at the 1936 Berlin Olympics

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Some bad pills going round at the moment. Be careful out there x

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This is unbelievable from @BBCNews

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Incredible

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Jeremy Corbyn forcefully grabbed this Jewish reporter when he asked him to condemn the use of child soldiers by Palestinian Islamic Jihad.

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New Dracula just dropped

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What on earth

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TERF, Wind & Fire

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His perception of his own intelligence and actual level of intelligence have been on a collision course for so long now, the stage is set for an explosive showdown. I for one am gripped

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David Baddiel to write about The Male Gaze | Can men objectify women’s bodies while respecting their minds?

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Pathetic. Prince Philip was still alive at this stage of decomposition

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You vote in elections, and yet you object to getting raped? I am very clever

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Now playing: Starmzy - “Bossy Cop”

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You shouldn't malign a whole generation just because of a fusilli kids

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2019: If Boris wins the ‘20s are going to be so roaring 🥂 2024: I have to boil water to brush my teeth

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Thames Water tests for vomiting bug contamination as families fall sick

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“Impressive performer, whatever your politics” - Richard Osman “Slick as fuck” - Dom Joly “Impressive and reassuring” - Ian Dunt “Did he join the wrong party by mistake?” - James O’Brien “Oh lor, oh crikey, oh heavens” - Stephen Fry

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🚨 NEW: Rishi Sunak has cancelled all media interviews today

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Lefty tears and all that, but when a party that ratfucked Diane Abbott, Faiza Shaheen & Jovan Owusu-Nepaul/tried to gag Martin Forde/described losing Muslim voters as "shaking off fleas", turns out a cabinet that looks like *this*, surely that's worth at least a conversation...?!

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New one from Starmzy 🔥🔥🔥

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BP announce soaring profits, the next Prime Minister says she'll cut public sector pay and everyone's losing their mind at Jeremy Corbyn saying war is bad. A perfect day in Britain

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Neuroscientist here 👋 Young people are generally pro-Palestine for the same reason they're more concerned about climate change: their anterior insular cortex can still trigger feelings of empathy due to their significantly lower intake of tap water from lead pipes

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I’ve heard it all now - Nick Ferrari is asking why the young are predominately pro-Palestinian - so he gets psychotherapist Lucy Beresford on to talk abt the ‘adolescent mind’

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@Pornhub I just checked your website again on a crowded train and the lady next to me let out a horrified gasp when she saw my screen. So it’s not just me who’s disgusted by your total lack of respect

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@BorisJohnson

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Prince Andrew - “Nonce in a Lifetime”

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It's increasingly clear that our attempts to combat the rise of the far right, by putting Nigel Farage on I'm a Celebrity and a thousand episodes of BBC Question Time, have failed. We must now consider getting him on Strictly and allowing him to present BBC News directly

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Two of these are genuine tweets from this morning, one we had to mock up ourselves. Can you spot the fake?

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Jill Scott appearing in a slow motion replay screaming “fuck off, fucking prick” while beating Germany in a major final should make her clear front runner for sports personality of the year

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Hearing her final words were "cancel Southampton vs Brentford"

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oh ffs

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lose lose lose lose godfather to Rupert Murdoch's daughter godfather to Rupert Murdoch's daughter godfather to Rupert Murdoch's daughter lose lose lose lose currently locked in negotiations over champagne with Rupert Murdoch

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A short history of the Labour Party: lose lose lose lose Blairism Blairism Blairism lose lose lose lose Blairism

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(Miss Snuffy taking the register) Is Al here? Al Dente? *children snigger* Hmm. What about Ravi? Ravi Oli? *children snigger* I see. Right, I'll just start with the surnames. *glances down* Toni?

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The BBC should film the announcement again for posterity but get a national treasure to do it who has no chance of any skeletons getting outed, someone like David Walliams or Noel Edmonds

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BREAKING EXCLUSIVE: The BBC is unlikely ever to show the iconic clip of Huw Edwards announcing the death of the Queen ever again after the renowned newsreader pleaded guilty to making indecent images of children. 🧵 1/5

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Remember the Daily Mail will be scouring social media for anyone making jokes about the Queen at this time, so don’t forget to end your tweet with “and fuck the Daily Mail” so they have to print that too

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In Britain you can swing from a worst election result since 1935 to an historic majority based solely on whether one racist guy decides to stand candidates

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Russian general: Mr President, we are ill-equipped to deal with the counteroffensive in Kherson… Putin (eating popcorn): Not now, Krishnan Guru-Murthy just called Steve Baker a cunt

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Reminder. Putin’s watching all this. Genuinely.

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Huge relief for my son this, he’s fallen so far behind on his gender ideology homework he’s been copying it off one of the pasta kids

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🚨 NEW: Keir Starmer says he opposes the teaching of "gender ideology" in schools [ @Telegraph ]

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Hypernormalislandisation

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ELO Musk - "Mr Blue Tick"

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The Artist Formerly Known as Prince Andrew #nonce

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My son and I in 2060 watching a special report about how much the police infiltrated campaign groups in the 2020s

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Extent of police infiltration of CND under Thatcher ‘truly shocking’

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@itmedg Funny way of showing it

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The BBC’s coverage of this climate protest is hilariously bias.

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This is certainly a gutsy response to the writer and director of Sorry to Bother You from 1/8th of the writing team of Borat: Subsequent Moviefilm

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Counting backwards 9 months, this means that Boris Johnson was ‘at it’ in appallingly close proximity to - conceivably on the very day of - the death of Her Majesty the Queen. It goes without saying that any true patriot would still be in the throes of abstinence even now

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BREAKING: Boris and Carrie Johnson have announced the birth of her third child

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Both sides going into the final with a 16-year-old right-winger as the danger man

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If I didn’t want to be called “Sir Kid Starver”, well, first of all I wouldn’t have got knighted. Secondly and most importantly

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Roses are Hamas Violets are Hamas Tulips are Hamas Daffodils are Hamas

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People say the Bristol stuff is unhelpful, but already it’s forced BBC News to acknowledge the policing bill so that’s a good start

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guest rapper: we got minus ten for the overspend, if DCL does his ACL, we better learn to defend Damon Albarn on the chorus: ooooooh Dwight McNeil, where have you been, what do you feel

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#UTFT Unleash the dogs of war @premierleague

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"Parliament has new woke chocolate bars" - a smart person doing important work

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Parliament has new woke chocolate bars

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To think if he'd just gone with "all the parties were in honour of Captain Tom" from the outset he'd be polling at 60% by now

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Grown man: OHHH TOMMY TOMMY *attacks mosque* Britain's Strictest Headmistress Miss Snuffy: What an ordinary person Small child: Meow I'm a cat Britain's Strictest Headmistress Miss Snuffy: THIS CHILD IS A PERVERT

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@oldandrewuk @LordLucasCD @arc_forum Just calling them the Far right is a lie. Lots of these people are just ordinary people.

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At first I thought it was very funny that people were upset about Count Binface potentially splitting the 'progressive vote' in Rishi Sunak's constituency. But I've just learned this guy is the Labour candidate and now I think it's very, very funny

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Imagine not being enthused about the racist mug, and his favourite mug

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Don't miss Laurence Fox's emotional farewell song to himself, "Cancelled in the Wind"

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Lee Hurst has stormed off the set of Unsafe Space after being asked to wear a mask in the backstage area

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Andrew Neil describes his coronary arteries

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Rickie Lambert has sensationally WITHDRAWN his consent to be governed by any corrupt, compromised, belligerent or criminal parliament or government, the former Southampton striker adding that he WILL NOT COMPLY

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If you agree please change your profile photo and post your own video saying exactly the same

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If you've ever said "I could murder my own nan for a pint", now's your chance #SuperSpreaderSaturday

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"It's been brought to my attention that, if you turn the sound right up and listen *really* carefully, it might appear in the clip that I was saying 'fuck butterflies'"

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This is actually not the first time that Kwasi Kwarteng has given Liz Truss a weak pound

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"Okay, who ordered the bag of tuna and the suffocated tomato?"

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Marx Got the World in Motion

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He actually flew in a few days ago on the 17th to film an advert for Medjool dates. Google "Jerry Seinfeld dated a 17-year-old girl when he was 40" to find out more

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Jerry Seinfeld lands in Israel in show of solidarity. THANK YOU!

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Proud to be the first MP to wear an enormous poppy on my face this year in the House of Commons

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It's nice, isn't it? The riot

Otto English

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Helicopters over Downing Street - extremist thugs attacking our police. Where's your outrage? Where's your condemnation? @LeeAndersonMP_ @Nigel_Farage

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Idea for 2020 plot twist: Tommy Robinson turns out to be not actually white, he was just covered in cocaine and milkshake the whole time

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Lord Bethell

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This is disgusting. A whole @CadburyUK cream egg in a @Dominos_UK cookie. These are serious corporate food companies. What are they thinking? The executive team, the board and the shareholders should be ashamed of themselves.

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Boomer 1: I think I fought in both World Wars Boomer 2 (huffing leaded petrol):

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