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hey ffxiv mutuals, (without saying any endwalker spoilers) whatโs one boss that youโve fought so many times that you could recite every voice line
for me itโs seiryu because he refuses to give me his goddamn mount drop </3
Honestly waiting to find out that elira, vox and ike said no, were suspended/terminated, and then niji management used ai voices of them to record a video and upload it to elira's channel
-Holli's Reshade Installation Guide For Dummies-
Hello, I am making this thread for people who want to manage their own reshade installations and not have to worry about devs pushing forced updates or malicious code
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The true purpose of Solution 9 is to give every gposer the perfect back drop to recreate this scene
...and then a week later start drama online about who had the idea first and how it's actually very seriously problematique for other people to have the same idea for a gpose
In case you need a reminder, the dev of gshade got banned from github for purposefully turning the program into malware to try to own a 16 year.
I STRONGLY recommend that you do not install gshade or trust anything that this dev might release in the future
I can't wait to log into xiv tomorrow and find out that new loporrit emote doesn't look like this on viera
I'll bet yoship already has his mini letter from the producer post typed up and ready to post when we get pissed about it too
Yoship: "I'm sure the players will recognize that the island sanctuary is meant to be taken at a slow and relaxed pace. We'll hold off on adding the rest of it for a couple months to give everyone time to enjoy it"
Me and the playerbase, hitting rank 10 in the first week:
Don't buy this. Don't tell people it's ok to buy this. You are surely not the mindless consumer SE thinks you are
Go buy a big mac, go buy two. It's legitimately a better use of your money
Now close your eyes, for one last time, and say goodbye...
โฆto your old attire, because a new optional item, Iceheart's Attire, has arrived to the
#FFXIV
Online Store! โ๏ธ
If I dance partner you, we are on a DATE, and I swear to god if you embarrass me by sticking your face in the spaghetti, I will dump you right there right then in front of everyone AND go on a rebound while you're still in the room
I hear viera and hrothgar can't wear the new seasonal hat again
Hot take, but maybe if you can't figure out how to get hats to work on races that have been out for 4 years now, you should just stop releasing those hats altogether or hire someone who can
I know we're well past talking about the graphics update, but sometimes I just can't stand how good Ozzie looks
I'll just stare at her face for like 10 minutes at a time going "wow" lol
Every time I hear about a xiv mod maker, it's either that they're the nicest humanitarian cottage witch, giving out fresh baked bread to people in need, or they've just been exposed as the ringleader in an actual plot to resurrect Heinrich Himmler
YoshiP: "Ishgard restoration is really going to bring the community together!"
*a single day passes*
YoshiP, in an upcoming live letter: "I can't believe you found a new way to disappoint me..."
CURSE YOU SPHENE
I hereby vow, you will RUE this day!
Behold! A warrior of light, and I, Wuk Lamat! Your fears made flesh
Solid of armor you might be, foul wench...
But I will riddle with kisses, your adorable face
WITH A HAIL OF GLOSSY LIPS
WITH EVERY LAST DROP OF MY BEING
I wish all plogon developers a very pleasant however much time they decide they need to update their projects and then some
May no weirdos darken your doorstep screaming at you to hurry up
I maintain that the xiv modding experience would improve tenfold overnight if people would stop naming stuff "Ebony Darkness Dementia Raven Way" and switch to easily searchable names like "So-and-so's Suit Jacket for Women"
"I'm a sun catte. That means I LOVE the sun! ๐"
โฝแตโฟแต แตหกหขแต แดต แตแตแต หขแตแตหขแตโฟแตหก แตแถ แถ แตแถแตแถฆแตแต แตแถฆหขแตสณแตแตสณ สณแตแตหก แตแตแตโพ
The amount of people with worms in their brains saying "Ultimates exist, therefore savage is midcore ๐ค"
There's a non insignificant amount of players who won't touch extremes because the jump from dungeons and alliance raids is too steep.
Every time I go to XIV discussion I am reminded that MMO players have an extremely bad grasp on their own terminology.
Sometimes I lose sight of what the average player is like but even I know better than to say that "savage is midcore."
You know who's a great npc that nobody talks about?
The Captain of the Guard in Violet Tides, an au ra that's like... taller than Holli's lanky 6'3" ass
...think she's single?
I could never abandon you
And to actually have an April Fools that doesn't disappoint you for once, let's play a very simple game
75 likes for the top
150 for the bottom
*comes back to the source*
Welcome back wol, are you ready to take it to the empire?
"Depends, are you ready to grant full citizenship and equal rights to the beast tribes as well as reparations for the years of oppression suffered?"
...erm
"Never call me again"
My biggest gripe with xiv is still their habit of explaining literally everything until it's boring and mundane. Gods? Ancients did it. Dragons? Aliens. Magic? Nerd shit
They have gone so far to remove any sense of mystery that I question how they can ever raise the stakes again