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Ranor

@ohgoditsranor

1 year

Places to find me outside of the bird app.

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Ranor

@ohgoditsranor

3 years

Honestly if the Discord NFT shit pisses you off, cancel your nitro immediately and select other - cite the CEO's tweet about it as your reasoning why. A loud, immediately public drop in revenue is the only thing that will change it at this point.

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@ohgoditsranor

3 years

lmao I heard this on the radio this morning and damn near crashed from the laugh I let out when I heard it lol

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3 years

i changed “shoot a child in your mouth” to “put a smile on your mouth” on the clean version of montero

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@ohgoditsranor

17 days

be fr rn warriors have been clearing dungeons without healers since like stormblood

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@ohgoditsranor

2 years

I would simply turn off my computer

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@ohgoditsranor

2 years

ARR is the grocery store sugar cookie of MMOs. It's fuckin delicious when you don't got some bitch in your ear telling you that it sucks.

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@ohgoditsranor

2 years

XIV fans on the other side of the world waking up to see the shit that NA has been up to

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@ohgoditsranor

6 months

remember what they took from us

Jull 🌸

@JuriaCeirlaidh

3 years

i'm crying someone just dropped this in cape westwind

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@ohgoditsranor

6 months

realizing we're about to get the best ultimate weapon that has ever been put into the game.

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@ohgoditsranor

2 years

Remember how Square Enix had this whole cutscene in Stormblood where Lyse lets Fordola out of jail to help fight Lakshmi in the palace and the people she saved are like "We can never forgive you for what you did to us. But we can thank you."

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@ohgoditsranor

6 months

People cannot be for real about acting like Solution 9 doesn't fit in w/ XIV's aesthetic y'all don't play this game lol The whole Garlean empire. Ivalice. Omega. Several various aliens. Allagans. Mhach. The Ancients!!!! the entire last act of Endwalker. All of the Bozja story.

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@ohgoditsranor

2 months

God logging on at like 3 or 4 a.m. and launching this for early access is gonna be a major flashbang

FINAL FANTASY XIV

@FF_XIV_EN

2 months

Here's a sneak peek at the #Dawntrail main menu screen! ☀️

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@ohgoditsranor

11 months

I'm watching a WoW player ~reacting~ to XIV fights and his chat is like all WoW players and one of his chatters was like "the entire style of this game is gross" my brother in Azeroth have you SEEN your game? Mfer looks ripped straight out of 2008 despite 20 years of updates.

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@ohgoditsranor

3 years

@Wonton_ @lackingsaint 2) Why didn't they just get jobs and pay their bills instead?

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@ohgoditsranor

2 years

watching some dudes who are going through Stormblood and they referred to Magnai as "Moonless" new XIV maidenless just dropped

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@ohgoditsranor

11 months

Baldur's Gate is actually hard mode D&D because consequences for doing things like breaking your oath are actually enforced lol

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@ohgoditsranor

2 years

Here's something that Big Savage \ Ultimate Raider don't want you to know. A lot of us still look at our hotbars when we're DPSing. Anyone who says "practice til you can do it without looking" is trying to gaslight gatekeep girlboss you

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@ohgoditsranor

2 months

wake up. new glam for the person with the most annoying name & attitude in your party finder just dropped.

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@ohgoditsranor

3 years

Ok no this one is me irl

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@ohgoditsranor

3 months

I can't wait for Dawntrail because there's gonna be so much spicy drama over the new blacklist features. Like imagine you block the weeb police & someone in your static gets Thanos Snapped. Community pests are in the danger zone.

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@ohgoditsranor

11 months

I'm worried that some people are actually taking Yoshi P & Dawntrail @ face value when it gets presented to us as a Summer Vacation we all know that we're about to behold manmade horrors beyond our comprehension. By level 96 we're gonna be crying and throwing up.

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@ohgoditsranor

10 months

There's a thread from someone who played BG3 but doesn't know anything about D&D and one of the questions they asked is "Is the typical length of a single D&D game 100+ hours? Do you just save game by leaving everything on the table untouched?" WHICH IS THE CUTEST QUESTION lmfao

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@ohgoditsranor

2 years

genuinely one of the funniest things I've seen this week.

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@ohgoditsranor

6 months

Couldn't track down this guy's twt but this is one of the funniest xiv reactions I've ever seen outside of the xiv sphere.

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@ohgoditsranor

2 months

Finding out how much gil FC owners are actually pulling in from submarines is like finding out about what people are doing on Wall Street (a joke I am shamelessly stealing) I knew people made money I don't think I was quite aware of like. How much weekly you can actually pull in

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@ohgoditsranor

2 years

bro you know that all of the FF voice actors after the Zenos cameo thing got a call like "dude you won't believe how unhinged they all are you're gonna make so much money" and that's why they're all on cameo now good for them.

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@ohgoditsranor

3 years

You know how there's all these people that joined FFXIV in Shadowbringers so they have no context for old stuff? Can't wait to show summoners who start in Endwalker stuff like this

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@ohgoditsranor

1 year

One of Athena's voice lines is "This is but a glimpse of a God's strength" which reflect's Lahabrea's "Behold but a sliver of my god's power!" - But now we know The Heart of Sabik / Ultima has nothing to do with Zodiark which means "my god's power" is referring to his wife.

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@ohgoditsranor

3 years

This bit of interview re: Ult content is honestly the kind of thing I like to read. Yoshi-P's team -asked- him if they could crunch to finish the content in time and he did not let them do it because he did not want to overwork his employees to finish content.

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@ohgoditsranor

3 years

One thing that is driving me up the wall are the "XIV is doing so well because WoW sucks" and "XIV is doing so well only after the free trial" as if Shadowbringers wasn't a smash critical hit across the board before any of this even happened.

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@ohgoditsranor

1 year

I don't recognize the other character but Magnai would lose.

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@ohgoditsranor

1 month

dsr is starting to get to me i'm really gonna do it this time

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@ohgoditsranor

4 years

RE: People getting angry about the 5.3 delay and being angry about having nothing to do in XIV:

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@ohgoditsranor

2 years

My harshest XIV take rn is that FFXIV did Rogues & Ninjas dirty by making them the same thing. They could not be more tonally different between the class & the job if they tried.

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@ohgoditsranor

3 years

Dear Square Enix, Whatever you do, do not put dyeable AF gear locked behind a random EX trial in the middle of the Relic series in Endwalker. Thanks, literally everyone.

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@ohgoditsranor

4 years

I think as MMO player for 17-18 years, a lesson I had to learn is that there's a difference between "There's nothing to do in this game" and "There's nothing I WANT to do in this game." It's an extremely big difference and the sooner you learn it, the better your experience is.

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@ohgoditsranor

1 year

I understood this sentiment when he first took over but honestly, don't let them bait you into paying for Twitter. What have they done that suggests that spending money on this app will improve things for you? Look at the For You page: it's riddled with nonsense constantly.

Nicole 🌱

@fossilforager

1 year

Whelp.. if your favorite artists have to get Twitter Blue, please don’t give them a hard time. Many of us rely on our followers being able to actually see our posts and I know many of us would not be able to keep doing what we do if our reach keeps getting suppressed even more.

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@ohgoditsranor

3 years

Say what you will about Eden as a raid tier but I don't actually think they're ever gonna top a raid tier where the entire concept is "The warrior of light has brain damage and can't stop making primals sexy" thanks Nomura.

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@ohgoditsranor

1 year

remember when Endwalker came out and people said In From The Cold was too hard to complete lol

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@ohgoditsranor

2 months

looking for resources for SMN in DSR and found this on the balance and it's so funny bc like yeah man I get it but also

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@ohgoditsranor

8 months

playing these not because I like WoW but because I wanna see how much they blatantly steal from XIV's story

Wowhead💙

@Wowhead

8 months

The Worldsoul Saga is an epic storyline will play out over the next few WoW expansions: The War Within, Midnight, The Last Titan. #Warcraft #BlizzCon23

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@ohgoditsranor

2 years

someone posted this in discord and I need to know who made it bc they're a genius.

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@ohgoditsranor

9 months

Remember in Shadowbringers where the little baby catgirl looks directly into the camera and goes I'M GOING TO BECOME A WARRIOR OF LIGHT WHO USES POTIONS TO HELP PEOPLE and everyone thought that was MSQ confirming chemist lol

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@ohgoditsranor

3 years

hey it's that guy from final fantasy fourteen

Kotaku

@Kotaku

3 years

The Week In Games: Nier-ly There

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@ohgoditsranor

1 year

It's funny when people say that MMOs are a dying genre because "people don't like grinding" when every popular game is a gacha game where it's grind or spend - OR a live service game with the grindiest battlepass you've ever seen.

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@ohgoditsranor

1 year

@LotusTheWolf no for real. it's not just that his impressions are good but like he straight up nailed the writing lmfao

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@ohgoditsranor

6 months

You can always tell which tanks have been traumatized in the Tower of Zot because they don't want to do the double pulls leading up to the final boss lol

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@ohgoditsranor

5 months

I still think hunt trains are crazy cool / peak MMO

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@ohgoditsranor

3 years

Pro tip. If your Discord Nitro recently renewed, you can contact customer support for a refund. And that is data that will absolutely matter.

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@ohgoditsranor

2 years

If you've ever talked shit about Gridania, you don't get to enjoy Nophica's Big Naturals. Sorry, I make the rules.

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@ohgoditsranor

3 years

ok xiv players. imagine this. You get to Amaurot. You can't understand any of the characters when they speak. You have to grind a rep for a month or two before you can understand them. that's just the new wow patch lol

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@ohgoditsranor

11 months

If XIV devs really cared about us, they would put Yoshi P in for the anniversary as an extreme trial

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@ohgoditsranor

11 months

HE POSTED IT ON REDDIT TOO? HE CROSSPOSTED IT???????

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@ohgoditsranor

2 years

So we all agree that we're gonna have a scene in the future where Thancred is in danger and all of a sudden Ryne blasts in with his old gunblade and saves him kinda like from the ShB trailer when he protected her. Right?

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@ohgoditsranor

4 months

The part of me that loves XIV's story hates the idea of new players starting in 6.1. The part of me that has to tell friends "Oh you just have to play like 1000 hours before you can play this MMO with me" is happy about it. It's kind of a no-win situation imo.

馬鳥速報@FF14

@umadori0726

4 months

【FF14】吉田P「6.0までをスキップしてストーリーや設定をゲーム中で見られる仕組みを製作中で新規勢が6.1から冒険を開始するための準備は進めています」←これありだよね : #FF14

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@ohgoditsranor

10 months

Reading threads about the Rising and someone is like "this event sucks why didn't they fully retune the Binding Coil of Bahamut for current content and re-release the entire raid series and then give us the Phoenix as a reward for that" it's a level 15 quest dude

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@ohgoditsranor

1 year

y'all have never met a short person in your life and it shows

Synodic Scribe

@ScribeSynodic

1 year

Be honest. That voice, was not what you'd expect from this baby face. AT ALL. XD #ffxiv

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@ohgoditsranor

10 months

I think the Rising events are always really funny when the WoL gets to give advice to aspiring new Adventurers & they're like "I wanna be just like you!!!!" WoL just here like: I'm just not gonna tell them how it's actually impossible to do what I do.

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@ohgoditsranor

8 months

DID BLIZZARD REALLY JUST HEAR FEEL THINK THEIR PLAYER BASE

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@ohgoditsranor

6 months

The part that excites me the most about Solution 9 is that it's one of those "this is the part you're WILLING to show us???????" (kind of like the Zodiark\Hydaelyn are primals reveal from Shadowbringers before it was released). like. ??? WHAT ELSE IS GONNA HAPPEN BRO.

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@ohgoditsranor

1 year

Lmao ppl are asking FFlogs to remove the kill because "it used third party mods that break the TOS" My brother in Hydaelyn what do you think FFLogs uses to gather data?

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@ohgoditsranor

5 months

When are we meeting Y'shtola's other 10 sisters.

FF14 Fun Facts 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

@FFXIVXD

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Y'Mhitra Rhul was born the seventh of twelve sisters. At 26 years old,specializes in archaeology and majored in it at the prestigious Studium in Sharlayan. Upon graduating, she joined the Sons of Saint Coinach.

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1 year

I don't know how to explain this but I feel like that catgirl was designed by a straight guy.

asahi feet in my mouf

@mpregfan2003

1 year

MODDED FFXIV YOUTUBE ADVERTISEMENT…

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@ohgoditsranor

24 days

Yoshi P being like "Hey. Do y'all know all of the names of the Convocation seats? :) :)" to the question about what content people should complete before Dawntrail has me cackling @ how adamant people have been about the 8man raid art not having anything to do with Ascians lol

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@ohgoditsranor

6 months

Apparently YoshiP went to a JP server today and did a very brief Q&A "Q: I really liked Eureka and Bozja, really looking forward to the new big field content in DT A: Thank youuuu, please look forward to it!"

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@ohgoditsranor

11 months

While I -am- glad that Square Enix is fixing Crystal Tower ilvl cheesing in the upcoming patch, I do think it's gonna be funny when it's still the only one most people get in alliance roulette because it's the only mandatory raid series that you have to do for MSQ.

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@ohgoditsranor

8 months

Idk I think it's crazy that Answers has no actual singer idk how they managed to do that without a vocalist.

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@ohgoditsranor

2 years

#EndwalkerSpoilers genuinely love how literally EVERYONE in Elpis drives home the fact that Azem is just fucking WEIRD. Like really good at what they do but also WEIRD AS HELL.

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@ohgoditsranor

1 year

"One or more party members have yet to complete this duty. A bonus of 50 Allagan tomestones of poetics will be awarded upon completion."

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@ohgoditsranor

2 months

One of my favorite things to do in FFXIV is just absolutely melting an expert dungeon. Like you know those runs that are like 10 minutes start to finish for no reason just because everyone is pumping? Those are fun as hell.

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@ohgoditsranor

3 years

rt to confuse a sprout

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@ohgoditsranor

11 months

Man used to be a time where ppl playing through XIV the first time was something folks respected by making sure you don't spoil things for them. Now I see people posting Endwalker screenshots in the mentions of someone still doing Stormblood. Embarrassing behavior.

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@ohgoditsranor

2 years

I forget about how every time you tweet about Stormblood you get randos popping in to tell you how much they hate Stormblood. We get it. You don't have any friends. Leave me alone.

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@ohgoditsranor

9 months

Honestly I'm thankful that XIV devs move so slow to change literally anything about the game because it seems like every MMO has basically moved to a seasonal model for all its content & I'd rather just not play video games than have XIV chase that trend lol

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@ohgoditsranor

2 years

I actually think the most heinous people in FFXIV are the ones who own entire housing wards. Like they're just genuinely bad people IRL. Not just "hee hoo what a jerk" like. Genuine, awful human beings. Some of them are outright upfront about it, others pretend ~it's a service~

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@ohgoditsranor

2 years

@LolOverruled it's called 65 to keep things from freezing and get a goddamn blanket HEATERS ARE EXPENSIVE.

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@ohgoditsranor

1 year

Honestly I think the best thing any FFXIV player can do to really have perspective on what actual bad game design looks like is invent a time machine and go back in time to make sure you play WoW for 18+ years to really get a feel for what it looks like when the devs hate you.

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@ohgoditsranor

2 years

Which kickstarted Fordola's atonement and path down "making good choices and not being evil." Proving that even some of the most heinous crimes do not have to be the end of someone's life and that they can still do good in the world even if they can never repair the harm.

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@ohgoditsranor

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Sometimes I think I'm a really toxic healer in XIV. I won't go out of my way to top people off. I'll either let regens top you up or passively heal you up if no big hits are coming & if you die because you stood in a telegraph @ not full health, that's your fault.

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@ohgoditsranor

6 months

I hope Sena gets every good thing ever because Wuk Lamat is such a joy of a character & her performance really sold it. I'm really looking forward to her arc in Dawntrail. There's so much potential for this character just from the little snippet we got yesterday.

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@senabryer

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(okay NOW I can announce it hehe) I am so so so honored to be the voice of Wuk Lamat in FINAL FANTASY XIV! I cannot thank @FF_XIV_EN @SquareEnix @SideGlobal @AtlasTalent enough for the the dream role of my life. I'll see you in Tural! 🦁

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9 months

The major thing I would like them to bring back to FFXIV is job quests lol role quests just ain't cuttin it for me. Give me my job quest homies. Let me go hang out with Curious Gorge.

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@ohgoditsranor

2 months

I wish that SE would add new items from the achievement certificates guy. I keep earning them but it doesn't feel like anything new has been added in years. Feels like that could be a cool way to offer some type of progression: things that cost a lot of achievement certs.

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@ohgoditsranor

2 years

And the lesson people took out of that was "Fordola should be executed" lol aka I'm not surprised by all the bad takes about Garlemald in EW.

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@ohgoditsranor

1 year

anyways one thing that I do just genuinely hate about FFXIV raiding culture and this has been true for as long as I've been doing it: literally nobody likes to talk about what went wrong. You wipe 10 times in the same spot? Just pull again and hope the person messing up knows.

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@ohgoditsranor

9 months

FFXIV doomer opinions are so funny they'll be like "the game is DEAD I don't know ANYONE who plays anymore I don't even know WHO the game is for who plays this nobody plays this" like damn bro that sucks most people I know are still playing you should meet more ppl.

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@ohgoditsranor

11 months

Personally speaking, if my friend was catching heat for bringing COVID to Fanfest, I would keep my mouth shut if I was the guy from his comic who got caught trying to sneak into fanfest & had to be thrown out Honestly that whole friend group could learn that shutting up is good

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@ohgoditsranor

8 months

The pivot from "Criterion Savage is USELESS they need to make it WORTHWHILE" to "ACTUALLY THESE WEAPONS SHOULD BE FROM CRITERION NORMAL!!! GET RID OF SAVAGE 2 HARD!!!" is so funny SO FUNNY xiv players get bent lmao

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@ohgoditsranor

6 months

I recommend getting a tattoo of this thing personally. I did.

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I NEED. A TATTOO OR PERHAPS A PLUSHIE OF THIS THANG. IM OBSESSED WITH THIS CREATURE

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@ohgoditsranor

2 years

t-minus one week for the patch note that reads something like "certain poses cannot be used with adventurer plates"

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@ohgoditsranor

11 months

I'm thankful that when I get the final Endwalker trial, sometimes I'm in groups that will agree to sandbag their damage so the new people can see the whole fight lol

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@ohgoditsranor

11 months

I think every XIV player should have to do a year of mandatory WoW player service before getting to play XIV

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6 months

was just reminded that we used to have belts in ffxiv man. those were dark times.

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@ohgoditsranor

11 months

I think the funniest thing XIV devs could do is actually NOT give us Corsair \ a Pirate Job. Just full fake-out.

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@ohgoditsranor

2 years

my eternal problem with talking about video games is that I have an academic background in literary/media analysis and I'm not interested in arguing with people who treat video game characters as if they're real humans rather than products of a writing team trying to tell a story

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@ohgoditsranor

10 months

"Kill them with kindness." Wrong. Lost excellence. Lost chainspell. Tincture of intelligence. Lost Banner of noble ends. Lost fountain of magic. Manafication. Embolden. Lost flare star.

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2 years

Yoshi P being really apologetic about new content every 4 months instead of every 3.5 months when WoW Shadowlands has been out for 2 years and they're not even on patch 9.2 yet lol

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@ohgoditsranor

4 years

I like to think that the initial class trainers in FFXIV, at some point, realize that they accidentally trained a walking god-killer and they start using that to advertise their guild.

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2 years

@LolOverruled wonderful. both of those numbers are wrong.

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