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i do stupid stuff in ffxiv's address space | 27 | he/him | ๐Ÿ’ @vegatext ๐Ÿ’

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Over a year later, this project is done. I call it Chronofoil. It's a plugin that captures all game packets between the client and server that occurs during an FFXIV gameplay session. Actions, inventory, retainers, the login process, everything.
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I'm brainstorming ideas on a new project for the preservation and research of XIV. However, it's testing the boundaries of what players would be comfortable with. The idea is to capture ALL TRAFFIC between the client and server and archive and store it somewhere.
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@perchbird_
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hey wait where the hell are you going
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@SangyeH it's horrifying because the Americans in question don't see it as "those in Asian countries are considerate of others", they simply begin to think "those in Asian countries must be disease-ridden" because they can't fathom being considerate of others
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2 months
holy shit they added kendrick lamar to ffxiv???
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@perchbird_
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8 months
pictomancer caught using AI art, banned from statics everywhere
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aether current locations
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@perchbird_
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3 years
this is the guy who brings you your order when you use promo code ENDWALKER on Grubhub
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so who else has played the game for so long that they didn't even try this dodge
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2 years
WHY IS THE ERROR FOR "GREBULOFFS NOT FOUND" JUST BOOBIES BACKWARDS
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@perchbird_
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2 years
Midwives aren't real. There is no wife that's mid
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@perchbird_
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@perchbird_
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4 years
sometimes headlines are just very good
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@perchbird_
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3 years
I OPEN DISCORD AND MY FRIENDS CHANGED THE SERVER ICON AND NAME
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@perchbird_
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1 year
the cultural impact that "bnuuy" had is immeasurable
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@perchbird_
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3 years
Left Cinderwing and Right Cinderwing should have just been named Larbird and Starbird
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@perchbird_
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2 months
btw
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@perchbird_
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3 years
I don't remember this part of the MSQ...
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@perchbird_
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2 months
LMFAO
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@perchbird_
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5 years
Ikea sells dalamud now I guess
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@perchbird_
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2 years
Thanks XIV
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@perchbird_
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3 years
Sorry but if any of these in-game ToS changes are going to change the way you play FFXIV, you were already behaving inappropriately for an online game.
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2 years
sorry in what world has XIV solved anything regarding housing
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@perchbird_
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Heads up, there has been no change in the Terms of Use that relate to AI usage whatsoever. This person's fearmongering is based on the idea that all verbiage changed from "Twitter" to "X Corp", which is kind of an umbrella term for different projects/companies.
@highlow_white
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Twitter Inc.ๆ”นใ‚X Corp.ใซใ‚ˆใ‚‹Twitterๆ–ฐ่ฆ็ด„(5ๆœˆ18ๆ—ฅใ‚ˆใ‚Š็™บๅ‹•)ใงใฏใ€TwitterใซๆŠ•็จฟใ—ใŸใ‚ณใƒณใƒ†ใƒณใƒ„ใฏX Corp.ใŒ้–‹็™บใ™ใ‚‹AIใฎๅญฆ็ฟ’ใซไฝฟใฃใฆใ‚‚ใ„ใ„ใจๅŒๆ„ใ™ใ‚‹ใ‚‚ใฎใจใ™ใ‚‹โ€ฆใจๅŒๆ„็พฉใชๆ–‡้ขใŒ่พผใ‚ใ‚‰ใ‚Œใฆใ„ใ‚‹ ไปŠๅพŒๆ–ฐใ—ใ่ฒผใ‚‹็”ปๅƒใซใฏใ‚ขใƒณใƒAIๅญฆ็ฟ’ใผใ‹ใ—(Glazeใชใฉ)ใ‚’ๅ…ฅใ‚Œใ‚‹ๅฏพ็ญ–ใŒๅฟ…้ ˆใจใชใ‚‹
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@perchbird_
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XIV community when the longer patch cycle was announced: "That's awesome we love to see less crunch and more time taken to make content" XIV community after experiencing the longer patch cycle: "What the fuck goin on"
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new expansion moment
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remember kids if your party forgot about a treasure coffer you do not have to open it for them. wait till they leave at the end of the dungeon and accept your fine prizes directly into your inventory
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@perchbird_
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Wordle 212 4/6
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Arcadion
@ZwiezenZ
Zack Zwiezen
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Remembering what the crowd looks like in the baseball stadium in the first Watch Dogs game. (You uh... weren't supposed to get this close to them.)
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@EksuPlosionXIV
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okay then
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@perchbird_
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So if Dawntrail is bad we know the first thing we're gonna hear is "maybe if they spent less time on the stupid character creator rework for the benchmark it would be a better expansion" or something ridiculous like that
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pronouns in bio
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@perchbird_
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Yes, this is the kind of bullshit that GShade is working on, rather than bothering to implement a more sensible update system. The installer RESTARTS YOUR SYSTEM if it detects it's not being run "properly". Continued...
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3 years
the boss done fucked up and targeted the treasure coffer
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3 years
New XIV players will never know the pain
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2 years
whats he thinking about
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@perchbird_
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2 years
This mf looks high allagan
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conservative XIV players be like "THEIR destination???? is my character MULTIPLE PEOPLE??? did final fantasy go WOKE???? why are they using ENGLISH INCORRECTLY!!!!"
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me to the other hamsters in the cage:
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@perchbird_
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can't even enjoy Tuliyollal at your own pace. because of Wuk
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@perchbird_
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4 years
OK over the past few days i've taken a bunch of screenshots at angles Square Enix doesn't want you to see! here's an album of 210 screenshots of XIV raid and 24 man zones:
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one of the best Heavensward release bugs was that the achievement reward for beating the two EX primals was mixed up with the reward for unlocking flying for your personal chocobo so once you unlocked personal chocobo flying, you got the title "Finder of False Gods"
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JP strat unlocked!!!!!
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i move i stop moving i use ten chi jin it cancels ok
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Other people: Omg, when I get into XIV in VR I'm going to look at CAT GIRL ASS!!! I want to see naked Viera in VR!!! Me:
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sorry but what is SE thinking? 3 drinks in one purchase? you think I know 2 other people?
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AMANDA DIDNT SING "BRAVE LITTLE SPARK" SHE SANG "BRAVE LITTLE SPARKS" THATS US
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2 years
You too can now see my baby boy as he was intended.
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3 years
wtf?
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@perchbird_
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urqopacha S rank spawn lasting longer than the raid tier ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€
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why spend 600 tomes on 660 weapon when you can spend 6000 tomes on 665 weapon
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@perchbird_
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2 years
Loving the changes to Mare Lamentorum in 6.31!
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5 years
IM GOING TO C R Y
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@perchbird_
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3 years
Step 1 on Endwalker login: /garudasize small /ifritsize small /titansize small Yes, these commands are in the benchmark
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big sippin in dawntrail
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@perchbird_
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This is now available via XIVQuickLauncher. Enable in-game add-ons in the settings of the launcher, type "/xlplugins" in game, and install PrefPro from the menu
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4 years
Nice
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FFXIV plugin development
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I see a lot of people sharing things like "90% of mods won't break!" and while you might use different mods than other people, that's just not true. Any gear mod with a mtrl file will look like this if it's not updated for DT. This is how gear from retail looks in the DT bench.
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It's so funny that we've been begging SE to make account management and billing more simplified for 10 years and instead of doing that they made it even more complicated for no reason
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@FF_XIV_EN
FINAL FANTASY XIV
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Hey, Xbox friends! ๐Ÿ’š We've released more information regarding the Xbox Series X|S version of #FFXIV ahead of the official launch on March 21! Details โžก๏ธ
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I didn't think I'd ever see it but it's 2022. We're in 6.25 and I see people saying they wouldn't mind having *accuracy* back in FFXIV. Tell me you didn't play ARR/HW without telling me you didn't play ARR/HW.
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All in existence, bent to my will!
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I don't think most people know that XIV has a one way friends list. You can remove someone from your friends list but you're still on theirs! It's complete garbage!
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3 years
Here is an insufficient straight from the benchmark, for all of your insufficient needs
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I hate the fact that you can fall in love with a class but only for 2 years before they gut it in some way
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a good macklemorning to you
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well fellas?
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everyone going to gong cha.... keep this in your mind...
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โœง GLASS โœง
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SE: "Here are five distinct currencies for Bozja." Players: "Great, I can put these in my currencies tab." SE: "..." Players: "I can put these in my currencies tab... right?"
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@LeWolfy i'm not gonna bother looking into it all too much but it's likely for the landing sound effect/voice
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1 year
my child
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Common myth: "If SE hasn't added anti-cheat by now, they'll never add it" Truth: SE has been adding "anti-cheat" for years now, just not with PunkBuster or EAC or anything like that.
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if you try to tell me that using the orchestrion plugin or the ping plugin or chat bubbles is as bad as using zoomhacks i'm just going to write you off and block you honestly
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I hit level 70 Summoner! Now I can summon
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6.2 spoilers that is certainly a new baby boy
@Vergiliaux
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This is rustling my 1.0 traumas with Dalamud. I need more people to check if this glowing star was present before 6.2. #FFXIV #EndwalkerSpoilers
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I've posted my source code, a release, and a guide within the README on how to mod animations in FFXIV:
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I respect Sindalf too much for a guy who doesn't own a bedframe. But this take is too shit I just had to say something. There is no difference in difficulty between pressing 1 2 3 or pressing 1 1 1. That is all. Thanks.
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Few things to mention since I didn't think this would blow up (else I would have added more context) - No this is not "spaghetti code" - No this is not the cause of any lag - This is likely distinct systems querying for character gender to perform their tasks properly
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"Players should not use weapons 100 item levels below the expected in content" "You need to touch grass!!!" I had "touch grass" on my schedule but your shitty gear made this dungeon take so fucking long that I couldn't make it.
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greetings from benchmark perchcat
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That venue they used for Eorzean Symphony should be shut down if only for this god-awful response to a review from a month ago
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@hanurel_ivars
Han'urel Ivars | Dawntrailed!
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load-bearing ffxiv posts: โ€ข i believeth four โ€ข pero roggo no care โ€ข hohoho peepaw likey โ€ข everyone loves the cubus โ€ข legatus down โ€ข there are lines on the floor โ€ข i rev up my superbolide what else am i missing
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No, the battle log cannot tell you what damage type something was by saying "readies" versus "begins casting." But what can tell you is Damage Info, my plugin on the main Dalamud plugins repository.
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When you don't play the game but you still want that sweet, sweet ad revenue
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Honestly FFXIV Twitter is no place to be if you're not mentally prepared. Remember that dude who kicked himself out of his own made up band and constantly posted about a made up girlfriend?
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2 years
happy grebuloff w/ greenscreen full quality:
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I know why everyone got COVID from Fanfest. It was Pandรฆmoniums doing! He gave us special cells.
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5 years
????????????
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@queenjenkins
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@Zazamyodor My son's ex girlfriend told him we "looked like the kind of family that really likes soup"
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bonus
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@fortzon @BrendanSinclair The sad thing is that Ubisoft has been ruthless when it comes to paying to win in their single player games. Absurd
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This guy just admitted that he implemented this specifically because of NotNite's installer software, and also claimed that if he did anything worse, that it would have been NotNite's fault for "distributing it to people and triggering it."
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"Players keep doing the fights that contain Limit Cut. Therefore, players must love Limit Cut."
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"it's not a stretch to assume the person with an i430 weapon in Zot is the lowest DPS" "you have to be trolling right now" it's been 10 years and this is the kind of player that square enix has fostered
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woah they updated Idyllshire??
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I didn't want to take away from the importance of the message from the other day by promoting software, so I refrained from mentioning this. This is Penumbra, a runtime mod-loader for FFXIV, built as a plugin for FFXIV's quick launcher.
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the fact that GShade devs put in so much work on forcing you to update rather than adding in useful new features is crazy to me. I hear every single time there's an update about people losing all of their shader configurations or some shit. Focus on providing good software,
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Shadowbringers relic be like "Do Palace of the Dead floors 190-199 twenty times. On the twentieth time Misija will appear and hand you Bozjan Toenail Clippings. At the end of the Dalriada, use the clippings and harvest an item from the boss in a difficult QTE. Do this 5 times."
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therapist: low poly middle la noscea isn't real, it can't hurt you low poly middle la noscea:
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