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SAGITTARIUS QUEEN 🍒

@TheDisasterGuru

6 years

I love you fully for all that you are as you are right now

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SAGITTARIUS QUEEN 🍒

@TheDisasterGuru

6 years

There was a bad accident on the freeway and cars were literally not moving, so someone blasted bohemian rhapsody and everyone close enough to hear it sang along and it was amazing wow this is the best traffic jam I’ve ever been in

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5 years

Hahahahaha Sagittarius as FUCK

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4 years

She’s such a Sagittarius

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@TheDisasterGuru

5 years

Virgo moons are the purest souls don’t @ me

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SAGITTARIUS QUEEN 🍒

@TheDisasterGuru

6 years

Sid was annoying and Cassie deserved better. Also, Chris’ death was the saddest tv show death out there don’t @ me

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6 years

unpopular opinion: skins edition

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SAGITTARIUS QUEEN 🍒

@TheDisasterGuru

7 years

thought bishops were "called upon by god." interesting

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SAGITTARIUS QUEEN 🍒

@TheDisasterGuru

5 years

Remember that boundaries are agreements with yourself. Your boundaries are promises you keep to yourself about what you will and won’t allow yourself to be around.

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SAGITTARIUS QUEEN 🍒

@TheDisasterGuru

5 years

Anyone else w strong Sagittarius placements have a tendency to always try to act really tough (generally tougher than you actually are) lol

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SAGITTARIUS QUEEN 🍒

@TheDisasterGuru

5 years

Man, if I treated myself the way I treated others I would feel like a god damn queen every day I should try this lol

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SAGITTARIUS QUEEN 🍒

@TheDisasterGuru

6 years

One time my ex let me draw in his notebook and I opened to a page where he was making pro and con lists about me & this girl he was apparently trying to choose between. Loved that 🤙🏻

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SAGITTARIUS QUEEN 🍒

@TheDisasterGuru

4 years

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@TheDisasterGuru

4 years

I really think the world needs a fuck load of more feminine energy rn

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SAGITTARIUS QUEEN 🍒

@TheDisasterGuru

6 years

Gemini women are the epitome of sex appeal

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SAGITTARIUS QUEEN 🍒

@TheDisasterGuru

3 years

@sagistarbb Can we add to this? Society deeming these men as hot will never ever make sense to me

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SAGITTARIUS QUEEN 🍒

@TheDisasterGuru

6 years

@MashedGayters @AmbrosiaRaee @danyuldaspanyul @corazndmeIon @warkro98 So glad at least some people know it’s imogen heap :’)

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SAGITTARIUS QUEEN 🍒

@TheDisasterGuru

8 years

dicks out for planned parenthood and fuck anyone who supports its defunding

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SAGITTARIUS QUEEN 🍒

@TheDisasterGuru

8 years

passing out pieces of me

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@TheDisasterGuru

8 years

post-sex high fives

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SAGITTARIUS QUEEN 🍒

@TheDisasterGuru

9 years

Cheesin'

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SAGITTARIUS QUEEN 🍒

@TheDisasterGuru

6 years

Hello I am a MESS

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9 years

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SAGITTARIUS QUEEN 🍒

@TheDisasterGuru

7 years

the world ended in 2012 we are all in hell

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SAGITTARIUS QUEEN 🍒

@TheDisasterGuru

7 years

boys pls kiss softly don't jump right into trying to inhale whoever ur kissing!!!

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SAGITTARIUS QUEEN 🍒

@TheDisasterGuru

6 years

why is it hot to me when guys do that thing where only their palm is touching the steering wheel and they reverse into a spot perfectly I don’t get it

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SAGITTARIUS QUEEN 🍒

@TheDisasterGuru

6 years

@Rude_Astrology If I weren’t a Sagittarius, I would definitely be able to drive

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SAGITTARIUS QUEEN 🍒

@TheDisasterGuru

4 years

@OmegaStar78 @isabelsnacks @peddindeed @urpiemom @AyantreG @BrittanyVenti @IndiSuicide Y’all know damn well this man has a private browser on his phone to watch porn and wants to ridicule women because he’s pissed that we profit from their hyper-sexualization of women. If we are going to have to deal w that, we may as well make $ from it.

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SAGITTARIUS QUEEN 🍒

@TheDisasterGuru

5 years

OH MY GOD! DAN IN GOSSIP GIRL WITH THE YOU AUDIO

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SAGITTARIUS QUEEN 🍒

@TheDisasterGuru

8 years

if u ever brag about getting away w drunk driving u can fuck right off

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SAGITTARIUS QUEEN 🍒

@TheDisasterGuru

9 years

they all look pretty similar eh

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SAGITTARIUS QUEEN 🍒

@TheDisasterGuru

4 years

The very ability to look away from the pain is a privilege that we take advantage of. Some people don't get to look away and it is our duty to look into the eyes of what is happening and confront it - at the VERY LEAST confronting it within yourself.

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SAGITTARIUS QUEEN 🍒

@TheDisasterGuru

5 years

WHAT

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SAGITTARIUS QUEEN 🍒

@TheDisasterGuru

7 years

I luv myself and I feel good today 🌿✨🐝

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SAGITTARIUS QUEEN 🍒

@TheDisasterGuru

7 years

how do u heal ur deeply rooted emotional wounds so u can actually trust and be close w people rather than pushing everyone away lol

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@TheDisasterGuru

7 years

@MysticxLipstick I was told that all the time as a kid and now I have a really hard time expressing and being comfortable w emotion

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SAGITTARIUS QUEEN 🍒

@TheDisasterGuru

8 years

testimony meeting but instead we all get up and tell our hoe stories

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SAGITTARIUS QUEEN 🍒

@TheDisasterGuru

7 years

We are all ignorant and uninformed abt some shit at one point or another so pls educate people w patience and love!!

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SAGITTARIUS QUEEN 🍒

@TheDisasterGuru

6 years

How does Jeff Goldblum look THAT hot walking up to SHIT

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SAGITTARIUS QUEEN 🍒

@TheDisasterGuru

8 years

Rip

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9 years

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SAGITTARIUS QUEEN 🍒

@TheDisasterGuru

6 years

THE LAW OF FUCKING ATTRACTION MY DUDE

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SAGITTARIUS QUEEN 🍒

@TheDisasterGuru

7 years

My mom was the prettiest and I miss her real bad

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9 years

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SAGITTARIUS QUEEN 🍒

@TheDisasterGuru

8 years

adults never fail to point out the rips in my jeans

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SAGITTARIUS QUEEN 🍒

@TheDisasterGuru

7 years

The floor is logic and the person is all these religious people in my mentions

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SAGITTARIUS QUEEN 🍒

@TheDisasterGuru

7 years

can people fucking stop romanticizing alcoholism

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SAGITTARIUS QUEEN 🍒

@TheDisasterGuru

6 years

I was about to tweet “How y’all getting married when the rational part of your brain isn’t even developed yet,” but then I realized a huge factor is because the rational part of your brain isn’t developed yet

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SAGITTARIUS QUEEN 🍒

@TheDisasterGuru

8 years

i hope all u pizza delivery guys r safe out there :/

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SAGITTARIUS QUEEN 🍒

@TheDisasterGuru

6 years

“I hope she does her shadow work,” and “I wish her healing,” are spiritual twitter’s version of passive aggression

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SAGITTARIUS QUEEN 🍒

@TheDisasterGuru

8 years

im bi but whatever #SelfiesForLesbiansjpg

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SAGITTARIUS QUEEN 🍒

@TheDisasterGuru

7 years

fun drinking game: take a shot every time an LDS person uses frick, shiz, heck, or eff instead of cuss words even though it's the same thing

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SAGITTARIUS QUEEN 🍒

@TheDisasterGuru

8 years

it's okay to talk about mental illness it's okay to admit that you have it it's okay to need help it's okay to be emotional

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SAGITTARIUS QUEEN 🍒

@TheDisasterGuru

8 years

Here's a poem I wrote for national poetry day.

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SAGITTARIUS QUEEN 🍒

@TheDisasterGuru

6 years

Look, I’m corny I GET IT

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SAGITTARIUS QUEEN 🍒

@TheDisasterGuru

8 years

me: you have support from people who love you me to me: push them away so you have nothing to lose

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SAGITTARIUS QUEEN 🍒

@TheDisasterGuru

7 years

The man I want. The man I need

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SAGITTARIUS QUEEN 🍒

@TheDisasterGuru

7 years

Why do those super intense Mormons always smell like cereal

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SAGITTARIUS QUEEN 🍒

@TheDisasterGuru

8 years

I MISS PLAYING NIGHT GAMES WHY DONT WE DO THAT ANYMORE

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SAGITTARIUS QUEEN 🍒

@TheDisasterGuru

7 years

I'm v bored at work pls give me something to do thx

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SAGITTARIUS QUEEN 🍒

@TheDisasterGuru

4 years

@OmegaStar78 @isabelsnacks @peddindeed @urpiemom @AyantreG @BrittanyVenti @IndiSuicide A lot of women do sex work from a place of low self esteem, just like a lot of women do it from a place of high self esteem. Tying that shit to “daddy issues,” is laughable. If I can profit just for existing and loving my body, I am dooooownnnn.

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SAGITTARIUS QUEEN 🍒

@TheDisasterGuru

1 year

@anonymishhh I have dreams whenever men cheat on me. If I don’t find out, my subconscious mind will

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SAGITTARIUS QUEEN 🍒

@TheDisasterGuru

4 years

Ok... the Jay Alvarrez video... help me

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@TheDisasterGuru

9 years

IM SO EXCITED MARGOT ROBBIE IS SO HOT

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SAGITTARIUS QUEEN 🍒

@TheDisasterGuru

6 years

Sex is cool and all but have you ever had a straight girl tell you she questioned her sexuality over you

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SAGITTARIUS QUEEN 🍒

@TheDisasterGuru

6 years

10 year old me would think current me is cool as fuck and that’s what matters

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SAGITTARIUS QUEEN 🍒

@TheDisasterGuru

5 years

Here are some overly saturated photos of me enjoy :-)

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SAGITTARIUS QUEEN 🍒

@TheDisasterGuru

7 years

Do you guys remember before iPhones when we could just text ChaCha our random questions and get an answer???

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SAGITTARIUS QUEEN 🍒

@TheDisasterGuru

9 years

I don't know who she is but I'm in love

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9 years

This is so wonderful http://t.co/Ltx4VQryLH

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@TheDisasterGuru

7 years

moody selfies taken on my laptop when I’m supposed to be studying ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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@TheDisasterGuru

9 years

once an emo always an emo :/

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SAGITTARIUS QUEEN 🍒

@TheDisasterGuru

6 years

The law of attraction is real as fuck that’s all I’m saying

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SAGITTARIUS QUEEN 🍒

@TheDisasterGuru

8 years

i love when people will be weird with me and pronounce words funny and walk around in public weirdly and do dumb things

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SAGITTARIUS QUEEN 🍒

@TheDisasterGuru

5 years

My kink is when people ask for my honest opinion on something

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SAGITTARIUS QUEEN 🍒

@TheDisasterGuru

5 years

I’m never going on a tinder date again lmao how pretentious

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SAGITTARIUS QUEEN 🍒

@TheDisasterGuru

8 years

can I get a scholarship for crying a lot

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SAGITTARIUS QUEEN 🍒

@TheDisasterGuru

5 years

ya sex is great and all but have u ever smoked after a really really long tolerance break

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SAGITTARIUS QUEEN 🍒

@TheDisasterGuru

9 years

Nothing pisses me off more than hearing LDS people say someone is "lost," when they leave the church. If anything I've found my way.

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SAGITTARIUS QUEEN 🍒

@TheDisasterGuru

8 years

please don't hit me up if your intentions are purely physical and you don't give a fuck about getting to know me or spending time w me

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SAGITTARIUS QUEEN 🍒

@TheDisasterGuru

5 years

This video made me lose my shit hahaha

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8 years

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7 years

Are u ever extremely sad & desperately need company but being around people sounds exhausting idk

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7 years

:)

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8 years

why was I like this

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@TheDisasterGuru

5 years

loving people in a way that makes them feel free is freeing as fuck for me too

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@TheDisasterGuru

7 years

This guy I was interested in just asked me not to say “fuck,” around him. I’m fucking done dating in Utah lmao

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SAGITTARIUS QUEEN 🍒

@TheDisasterGuru

7 years

dicks out for romantic interests who take a sincere interest in your life n ur struggles n shit

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SAGITTARIUS QUEEN 🍒

@TheDisasterGuru

8 years

It makes me so happy to see people singing at the top of their lungs in their cars

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SAGITTARIUS QUEEN 🍒

@TheDisasterGuru

7 years

When you have plans w someone and they stop replying rather than formally canceling :’))))

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SAGITTARIUS QUEEN 🍒

@TheDisasterGuru

9 years

I look like I'm a mother with 4 children.

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SAGITTARIUS QUEEN 🍒

@TheDisasterGuru

9 years

*eats* *feels sick* *doesnt eat* *feels sick*

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SAGITTARIUS QUEEN 🍒

@TheDisasterGuru

6 years

I think it's about time it's brought to public attention that @hyprparadise (Kevin Gomez) has sexually assaulted women in his photoshoots. He assaulted me when I was underage and there were multiple weird things he did following/prior our photoshoot.

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SAGITTARIUS QUEEN 🍒

@TheDisasterGuru

7 years

Imagine living in a place where you don't ever hear the phrases stake conference, LDS mission, bishop, or relief society. Wow ~the dream~

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SAGITTARIUS QUEEN 🍒

@TheDisasterGuru