91 years old. I spent 3 yrs in Nam 76-78. 7 yrs in prison, 80-85, 03-05 and 16 yrs not getting nookie from my wife RIP ❤️Oldest of 17 siblings, we’re all Haters
This video gets me jacked the fuck up for two reasons.
1. It’s very inspiring and I believe there’s a real chance this guy could take office.
2. woody harrelson dad is an alleged accomplice in the JFK (Bobby’s uncle) assassination.
Imagine your chillin next to your new boo and she ask you how big you are so you hit her with the usually “it’s a girthy 5.63” and she pulls out the laser guide meat measure
@arwne_
1933* and I’m sorry to disappoint. I’m trying to be better, it’s just a crazy time to be 91.
I’ve had 6 sisters, 9 nieces, 3 daughters, 5 granddaughters, and 2 great granddaughters that I adore and inspire me everyday! 1 is even a doctor! Something I’d not seen until I was 16
When reminded me of walking to the car after Christmas dinner hammered, and my badass wife tossing me the keys from her purse while the in laws tell me I’m too drunk
@Ron_YNWA
All rules go out the window when there’s 5 seconds left. It should become a free for all full contact sport. No rules. Just girls being girls
@LakazMMA
Maybe because ufc fighters have to worry about kicks, knees, elbows, and a whole array of takedowns.
It’s like watching a 100m runner and saying you’d never see a marathon runner go that fast. Different sports kid.
@MitchellRossman
@_Breezy_Briii
“What up boyyy”
“Let that boy cook”
“Saturdays are for the boys”
“Me and my boys”
“The boys are buzzing”
“Bad boy bad boy”
“Shut up little boy”
@SnowDuff69
@lilkasperss
@birdundrstander
@ImaniAtkins0n
lol you’re a joke. You asked how she uses her platform and I showed you. Sorry her $100,000 donation was recent enough for you.
I’d rather see money go to charity than meaningless tweets.
@powerbottomdad1
In 1994 I won a trip to Paris through a work function. My wife asked me why I refused to go on. I said the same thing then, still true now.
I went to see Aquaman in theaters and after it was over I said “Hmm that was alright” Then Amber Heard jumped out and punched me in the jaw then started crying saying I hurt her hand
It’s funny that for years men told women they looked like whores and acted like slurs.
Then women cried and shouted that were shaming them. And literally all we did was stop saying it in front of them.
And we’re back full circle to calling them whores to their faces.
@itsjustfatimah
“no food to host her” ahahahah she was driving over for sausages not an afternoon soirée.
Women really be having a melt down when someone ask them to use their own money 😂
@StarWarsTake
This whole thread is filled with some of the weirdest cringe shit I’ve seen. These comparisons are wild, people want so badly to feel validated that they’ll look to Star Wars to find it.
My great granddaughter just called and after 5 minutes of chatting she asked me for some money since “I’m old and don’t have anything going on”.
Sent her $300 for giving it to me straight. Her mother treats me like i’m the godfather whenever she wants something.
@DoubleDownKing2
@VivaLaStool
Imagine trying to play blackjack and Bert’s in the background wheezing and doing the machine bit lol would ice the whole casino
Cruise ships fuck. Some of the easiest elderly muff I’ve ever encountered. Man something about the sea just makes people horny. If you exit the ship without at least a handjob thats on you, they’re basically complementary
Late stage capitalism is so absurdly comical at times.
This new cruise ship has:
- 23 restaurants
- 22 bars / clubs
- 7 full sized pools + 9 hot tubs
- Full waterpark
- Rock climbing wall
- Ice skating rink
- Surf simulator
- Golf course
- Basketball court
- Rooms for
@AlaskanTzar
I’ve never done a gay thing in my life. But when I was in Thailand they had ALOT of lady boys that could have you fooled on a sloppy night.
Now, I’m not sure where lady boys land on the spreed sheet anymore but I put my money there if I had too
AOC is already rushing to convince progressives to stay loyal to Biden as they express frustration with his unwillingness to budge on his pro-Israel stance
@EPM106
This was a brutally dumb argument. No one said it can’t get above or below those temperatures… 0 or 115 is so insanely intense you wouldn’t even want to be outside. And for the scale to go any higher is pointless.
For day to day life Celsius is not a better measurement.
BREAKING: White House confirms Biden will not take a cognitive test as part of his upcoming physical exam.
Biden will be first U.S President in history to refuse a cognitive test.
@PicturesFoIder
What a bunch of pussys. They need those kinda costumers at the Gucci store. who in their right mind would get into a physical altercation over Stanley cups at a target. Lol
@StarWarsTake
“Blue Lives Matter”very well might be harmful and do more damage than good but to sit there and compare it to the flag of an empire that is leading a genocide, galactic conquest, murders, slavery, child kidnapping and who knows what else is super weird way of thinking.
I come from a generation of guys that would gather around a tv and watch a porno on VHS together. Sometimes guys would bring some snacks, a couple of bevey’s, and an eyes forward attitude. If that wasn’t gay, a quickie with an audience isn’t either.
@buddhaFR
Cause no one listened when he was wearing button up shirts and a tie. No one listened when he spoke at public fundraisers.
But the minute he starts talking and acting like a degenerate everyone wanna hear what Charleston is saying.
@Fiyasohollywood
Maybe…now hear me out first. maybe y’all could “slightly inconvenience” the lives of people who make the decisions?
Like what does standing in front of this guys car achieve? You’re not rallying him to the cause, you aren’t reaching elected officials. What’s he supposed to do
@StarWarsTake
If you want to find comparison to real world, you’d think of the America and the countless cillvians killed by drone strikes, or Russia openly invading another country, or the 30 countries publicly practicing Female Genital Mutilation. But no it’s the guy with a trump sticker
For years the American dream has been to get injured on corporate property and sue for an egregious amount.
Now the American Dream is this. Congratulations kid!
@woolzhee
@puppy_stomp
@alexqarbuckle
😑 one is more evil that the other. Someone literally forcefully owning another human is not equal to someone who doesn’t like trans people. This is the shit that fuels transphobic people, comparing their struggle to that of enslaved people is nuts.
@IgnorantQuack
@Chara_Violet
@seapicklereal
No worries kid, if they can wear push up bras and waist trainers, we can tuck a cup in our jockeys. No shame.
If you think ass is your only route just work on that shit till it looks like you got a bulge in the back 👍🏼
@alkwater9ph
@AveryHaskell
@zebulgar
Math is probably the only subject where standardized test are actually a good judge of intelligence. You either understand the math and it’s solutions or you don’t…
Imagine not being from the US (the Super Bowl means nothing to you) and the US backed Israeli government just lend another brutal attach on Gaza. Then the dude sending weapons and money tweets this, you can’t make it up 😂😂😂
This is beyond sad to see, doesn’t matter what side you’re on.
What’s crazier is the amount of people in the comments saying “why would they do this”.
Money and power. It’s all they want, and theyll do anything to get it. Your foolish if you think there’s any other reason
BREAKING: Israel is now bombing a million civilians trapped in Rafah, the last place of refuge in Gaza.
This is the most violent and unprecedented bombardment of Rafah to date.
We’re witnessing a holocaust. Plain and simple.
Hey is the John form John’s auto repair? Yea you suck at your job. I’m gonna beat you up, better get that ass ready cause I’m a tear you a new one. Fuck you I’m coming down right now
@woolzhee
@puppy_stomp
@alexqarbuckle
I never said being transphobic wasn’t bad or that it wasn’t evil. But by no means is it comparable to the evil of owning slaves… There’s degrees to things, sorry the mis treatment of trans people isn’t the most dire and evil thing happening on the planet.
@GigaDoBronxAlt
Don’t give excuses immediately after losing. It’s cowardly no matter what. If your in a weakened state don’t fight or don’t make excuses when you lose