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Cheapie13

2 years

Brittney Griner doesn’t deserve 9 years in prison for weed. She deserves it for saying she could beat Demarcus Cousins in a 1v1

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7 months

Never forget, the best March madness tweet of all time

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4 months

This type of Saturday

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23 days

Monday: football Tuesday: want to die Wednesday: want to die Thursday: football Friday: weekend drinks Saturday: football Sunday: football

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4 months

I had 32 beers last night and I’m scared to look through my phone. I’m just going to factory reset it

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10 months

Had to answer 3 work emails today

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8 months

Hot ones with Sydney Sweeney, except instead of Sean Evans, it’s me, and instead of eating wings, it’s having sex with me

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3 months

Loading up $42 worth of young dolph on the touch tunes at the bar filled with old white people >>>>>>

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7 months

Me My bracket 🤝 Busting early

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6 months

This type of Saturday

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3 months

Spent 3 hours today curating the perfect 4th of July party playlist

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2 years

Tony Jefferson: the moon looks awesome tonight! Everyone else: wtf are you talking about?

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4 months

What’s Joe Biden’s plan to get me topped off this weekend?

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10 months

I saw a girl post her Spotify top artists on her Instagram story with the caption “so accurate”. Like yeah it’s accurate… it’s literally data

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2 months

And now my ex girlfriend I dated for 2 months in middle school just posted engagement photos on instagram. This day can’t get any worse

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7 months

Cocaine and cigarettes after 14 st paddy’s day beers

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4 months

Friday

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4 months

“Who wants to go to the bars and talk to zero women?”

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3 months

Cocaine and cigarettes after 15 4th of July beers

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3 months

Todays plans 1. Drink 22 beers 2. Enough blow to kill a hippo 3. Call the Uber driver a beast 4. DM hot girls that like my tweets 5. DM Sydney Sweeney (again) 6. Get a tweet with 100 likes

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1 year

Monday: football Tuesday: want to die Wednesday: want to die Thursday: football Friday: weekend drinks Saturday: football Sunday: football

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3 months

@kgurlll I appreciate you cropping out my name but please don’t release our private texts.

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26 days

Announcer: Jalen Hurts can squat arou- Me:

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2 years

Me trying not to call the Uber driver a beast or legend after 7 bud lights

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2 years

Pop Base

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2 years

Twitter was founded 17 years ago today. What is your favorite tweet of all time?

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2 years

So Hank was one of the first guys at barstool and he started dating a coworker, Ria. They broke up and they said they wouldn’t date coworkers and news just broke that Ria is dating Marty Mush who is a coworker. Me, Pres and Big Cat have disavowed Marty, I suggest you do the same

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9 months

Sir, Jersey Jerry hit the hole in one

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2 years

Me trying to get into the Wisconsin women’s volleyball facility

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9 months

How I look at the girl I’ve been talking to at the bar for 10 minutes when she asks me what her name is

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2 years

Having beef stroganoff later, which is ironic because I’ll also be stroganoff my beef later

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1 year

This is my personal 9/11

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6 months

I was cooking last night

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2 months

Next beer on me

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9 months

Me after saying “I’m never drinking again”

Selena Gomez Charts

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9 months

Selena Gomez is back on Instagram, 18 hours after announcing a social media break.

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5 months

Not illegal to do a tiny bit of cocaine with your drinks tonight

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9 months

7th beer has been cracked

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2 years

Not a fan of the crust on my bread

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2 years

It’s not illegal to have 17 beers and do a little bit of cocaine tonight

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3 years

Chris Rock outside Will Smiths house later tonight

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1 year

I can assure you he will only see half that time

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1 year

BREAKING: Fetty Wap has been sentenced to 6 years in prison for drug-trafficking 😔

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9 months

Me after 9 airport beers and missing my flight

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a full-length basketball court has been installed in the middle of Indianapolis International Airport to welcome fans to next month's #NBAAllStar2024 🤩 in 49 states it's just basketball, but this is Indiana.

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11 months

@SureThing_Buddy McDonald’s crew to get every order right throughout the mid shift +25000

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2 years

Well my ex canceled the Spotify premium I was using which unfortunately means I am revoking her Dads access to my Disney +. Good guy. Hate to see him caught in the crossfire

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2 years

Sad that gen z doesn’t even know there’s two people in this photo

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8 months

@AsherHBaron Not me. Most likely her

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9 months

This type of night

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1 year

Well my ex canceled the Spotify premium I was using which unfortunately means I am revoking her Dads access to my Disney +. Good guy. Hate to see him caught in the crossfire

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Todays plans 1. Drink 21 beers 2. Enough blow to kill a full size rhino 3. Call the Uber driver a legend 4. DM hot girls that like my tweets 5. DM Olivia Rodrigo 6. Get a tweet with 110 likes

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5 months

Me if doing a little bit of cocaine after 17 beers was illegal

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3 years

Will Smith when Will smith when a comedian Vs someone fucks makes fun his wife of his wife

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4 months

1. Drink 7 beers

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1 year

Blow and cigarettes after 12 beers

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2 years

What’s Joe Bidens plan to get me sucked this weekend?

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2 months

@quokkagatorr Me watching this go viral

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3 years

Me trying not to sing “I’m an island boy” every 15 seconds

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3 months

9th beer has been cracked

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11 months

5th beer has been cracked

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1 year

Having a light lunch today

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3 months

@kgurlll Also mine would include “we can watch my highschool lacrosse game on YouTube after. I scored the game winning goal”

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2 months

@TooLongHaikus Yeah just give me 3-5 business years

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Yeah sex is cool but have you ever had a girl ask you to make her a cd in highschool and then you guys start liking each other and talking more then eventually start dating and you take her to prom and have a wonderful time and finish out the year thinking she’s the one and

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1 year

Holy shit. I don’t believe in paranormal stuff but I do live in an older house and this scared the fuck out of me. I was sitting at my desk and someone cracked open this beer, lifted it up, put it to my mouth and made me drink the whole thing. I am fucking spooked

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2 years

Nothing like an ice cold chicken noodle soup popsicle on a hot 4th of July weekend

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3 years

New statue was put up in Rio de Janeiro @NjTank99

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2 months

@ranch69691 Leaving because I’m scared to talk to girls

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2 years

Well my ex canceled the Spotify premium I was using which unfortunately means I am revoking her Dads access to my Disney +. Good guy. Hate to see him caught in the crossfire

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1 year

Spent 3 hours this morning curating the perfect playlist for today

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1 year

Todays plans 1. Drink 29 beers 2. Enough blow to kill a rhino 3. Call the Uber driver a beast 4. DM hot girls that like my tweets 5. DM Selena Gomez (again) 6. Get a tweet with 100 likes 7. Meme about top

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2 years

Me if talking to zero women at the bars was a job

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9 months

Is waking up to a bunch of these good?

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1 year

BREAKING: Deion Sanders has players watching film on their upcoming opponent to scout them before they play. This level of detail is what makes Coach Prime such a fantastic coach. Changing the game.

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1 year

@Justalexbennett This may be the most amount of words said while saying absolutely nothing in the history of the world

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1 year

My ideal 4 way would be Amber Heard, Casey Anthony and plane lady

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2 years

Princess Diana pointing out Queen Elizabeth to Jesus so he can kick her out of heaven

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1 year

Me if having 18 beers tonight was illegal

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1 year

Me if talking to 0 women at the bars this weekend was a job

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Me trying to break into Salma Hayeks house to drink that pool water

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4 months

Rare soft tweet. I deal with a lot of anxiety and I have a hard time talking to girls. I don’t know what to say and I’m scared of rejection so I just don’t go up and talk to them. It sucks. So here’s a couple tips that have really helped me overcome that anxiety

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Paid $250,000 for the titanic experience and boy did they get that

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Reuters

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Finland prime minister divorces husband

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7 months

Shout out to my close personal friend @patbev21 . What a fucking response to this message

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2 years

Me: walks into sperm bank Employee: get a load of this guy

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@pyrtbilly Hey Billy, I’m a content creator (good tweeter) if I get more likes than your tweet you have to invite me

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My wife: Come to bed. I put a movie on, and I’m horny Me: No can do babe, pres just edited Marty Mush out of a photo and I need to find out if we’re going to get a response from Ria or Mush. We’re team Hank in this household. I’ll keep you updated.

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2 years

She’s helped other guys put it back in before

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1 year

RIP to a 4/20 legend

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1 year

Todays plans 1. Drink infinity beers 2. Call Uber driver a beast 3. DM hot girls on twitter 4. ❄️ 5. Dm a celeb that won’t even read it 6. Get a tweet with 85 likes 7. Meme about top

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Tapped in

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2 years

Girl: you didn’t cum inside me right?? I’m not on birth control Magician: no don’t worry about it Girl: okay so where is it?? Magician: check behind your ear

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