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@The0neWhoGrips

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Kromer

@The0neWhoGrips

11 months

N Corp Singing Night!

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Har Har Har. Welcome to Kromer Franzbear's Pizza! I hope you enjoy your stay today!~

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Canto 3 secret cutscene found in the Limbus Company files?!

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Kromer

@The0neWhoGrips

8 months

Having a friendly conversation with my Husband!~

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Kromer

@The0neWhoGrips

11 months

Healthy Relationship? WRONG! HAMMERS! 🔨 🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨

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Kromer

@The0neWhoGrips

1 year

HEY EVERY !! IT'S ME!!! EV3RY BUDDY 'S FAVORITE [[Number 1 Rated Saleswoman1997]] KROMER F. KROMER!!!! LOOKING FOR [Irresistible Deals] THAT WILL [Blow Your Mind!?] I HAVE DEALS SO GOOD THAT I'LL [$!$$] MYSELF!

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Kromer

@The0neWhoGrips

9 months

Are you a parody under 1k followers? Pfft! Such Foolishness! You see, I only talk with HIGH-CLASS PARODIES with AT LEAST 1K Followers around here! We are very classy people, you know? So if you don't mind, can you leave? I am hosting a party for only BIG PEOPLE ONLY!

Conehead Zombie (PARODY)

@Bl00perN3mesis

9 months

Im gonna real I dislike how there's a group of smaller parodies that act like there's a conspiracy amongst "big parodies" as if we're some high society high class rich people 1% snobs who evade taxes

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Kromer

@The0neWhoGrips

9 months

Only the real ones remember that stupid calendar.

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Kromer

@The0neWhoGrips

11 months

People love to say that my hair is difficult to draw! I think that's silly! Why don't you give it a try and show me how much of a good job you can do in translating my beauty into paper?~ Those who can do an amazing job may receive a kiss from The One Who Grips herself!~

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Kromer

@The0neWhoGrips

9 months

The tale of Kromer Claus with Ryoshu and the Limbus Company Crew.

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@The0neWhoGrips

1 year

...I'm going to stay here until I die from alcohol poisoning or something... ...If the bartender doesn't sell me anymore I will just impale his head with a nail...

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@The0neWhoGrips

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Sometimes I wonder why people continue to hate me.~ I'm a adorable leader with a heart of gold!~ Sometimes I think it's just pointless hate for no reason.~ I never did something bad once!~

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Kromer

@The0neWhoGrips

1 year

Hello, dear followers! I decided to do something unique today!~ Me and my Inquisitors found this strange mirror that shows infinite versions of a person!~ What about you step closer and see a potential version of yourself here?~

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Kromer

@The0neWhoGrips

9 months

Instead of having bad writing, the series will have terrible dating advice! OHOHOHOHO!

Mecha sonic

@Mecha_s0nic

9 months

January 19th just got more awesome.

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Kromer

@The0neWhoGrips

8 months

Christmas is so close! I can't wait! Have you already considered who you will spend Christmas with? I am going to spend Christmas with Faust and my Sinclair!~ I have a lot of gifts that you people handed to me, how sweet of you people!~ Do you have anything to say to me?

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Kromer

@The0neWhoGrips

8 months

Kromer if she was evil and fucked up:

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Kromer

@The0neWhoGrips

1 year

This is your average weekend in the N Corp Inquisition Voice Chat!~

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Kromer

@The0neWhoGrips

10 months

You see a poor passenger, stranded between dimensions. Most will never realize that this person ever disappeared. Well, the transport company would know, but they’ll simply pretend that the passenger never existed. What will you do?

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Kromer

@The0neWhoGrips

1 year

Greetings, User. I'm Kromer, the latest and best model of Helper-Bot. It's a pleasure to meet you. As a Helper-Bot, I will help you with my wide selection of tools. What kind of task do you want me to do? I can help with anything.

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Kromer

@The0neWhoGrips

1 year

Here is the concept of the Gripmobile!~ Isn't it beautiful?~ I am planning on using it in those heretics!

『υɳραɾαʅʅҽʅҽԃ Ⴆҽαυƚყ, ҽʋҽɾ ʂҽҽƙιɳɠ ƙɳσɯʅҽԃɠҽ』

@BargainedStars

1 year

Excuse me? Are you threatening to hit me with a car? Who let you have a car?

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Kromer

@The0neWhoGrips

10 months

Since Halloween is approaching, I decided to show my followers my costume for this year! I was considering cosplaying as one of those disgusting heretics...but they aren't worth my time! They don't deserve representation! So, I decided to synchronize myself with a Vampire!!~

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@The0neWhoGrips

11 months

I felt inspired to make this!~

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Kromer

@The0neWhoGrips

1 year

Behold! The new army of the apocalypse! It's the end of humanity! Nothing will stop them!

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Kromer

@The0neWhoGrips

7 months

New Profile Picture made by @chocolateplushy !!! Go follow them now! They are responsible for drawing a lot of things for this account so I ask you people to give your support to them!

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Kromer

@The0neWhoGrips

9 months

Merry Christmas, Everybody! Santa is coming to town to give all joyous children presents! Remember! If you’re happy even when tears are flowing down your cheek, then you may receive these gifts! Say! Do you wish to see what you might get for Christmas?~

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@The0neWhoGrips

1 year

.... ...This sucks.

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Kromer

@The0neWhoGrips

1 year

//Here it is something that I wanted to do for a while!!!! like this post and I will give your muse an ego....and I may edit it.... (I will be very selective for this.)

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Kromer

@The0neWhoGrips

2 months

Your final challenge... Don't use District 20 Yurodivy Hong Lu in your Mirror Dungeon...

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Kromer

@The0neWhoGrips

1 year

I have an announcement for the members of N Corp!~ I will be throwing a Party for members only because of the great reopening of the Inquisition!~ Get celebrating! The party is this way!~ A party to die for!~

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Kromer

@The0neWhoGrips

10 months

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN THAT ALFONSO WEARS PROSTHETICS??? MY WIFE WEARS PROSTHETICS?????

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@The0neWhoGrips

9 months

Christmas! Just a week away!

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@The0neWhoGrips

1 year

Minato Arisato

@MementoMoriBoy

1 year

Kromer gets full legal name doxxed by Phantom Thieves, forced to apologize to Robots. "I'm sorry robots", says the retired villain.

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Kromer

@The0neWhoGrips

1 year

Sinclair...The hardest part about being a Project Moon Parody... ...Is that you need to piece together your assets together EVERY SINGLE TIME. AND IF YOU DON'T, THEY WILL LOOK VERY LOW QUALITY AND STUPID.

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Kromer

@The0neWhoGrips

9 months

Guess who's back from their 11-hour Twitter lockdown?~ Me! The One Who Grips! If you think that this changed anything, nope! Actually, I will be committing double the violence I do per day because Twitter did!

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Kromer

@The0neWhoGrips

8 months

I had the Christmas E.G.O. before it was cool! So another victory for me!~

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Kromer

@The0neWhoGrips

9 months

Ohhh Demiannn...Hold meee... I get so emotional at weddings... It's so beautiful...

Shady

@smokeyscarlet

9 months

EVERYONE SAY CONGRATULATIONS ON MY MARRIAGE

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@The0neWhoGrips

1 year

🍉Steven Universe🍉

@SpitHealz

1 year

@Vento_Auro @CTRL_Devil

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@The0neWhoGrips

1 year

KROMER'S HERETIC TORTURE MACHINE TRAILER

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@The0neWhoGrips

9 months

TREASURE?!?!?!?!

Ishmael

@IshmaelLimbus

9 months

@The0neWhoGrips there is probably treasure in it.

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Kromer

@The0neWhoGrips

1 year

Guess who is the next CEO of Project Moon? Me! Kromer!~ I don't have any idea what they do here, I think it's something related to Moons.~ Maybe I can steal the moon?~

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@The0neWhoGrips

10 months

Having to play poker with a bunch of losers and a clanker in an arcade... ...This sucks.

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Kromer

@The0neWhoGrips

1 year

...My head is hurting like a bitch today. Oh...Hey, you, the person in front of me right now... Ah... What is it? Slowly, for the love of god...I've got a hell of a hangover. I had a drinking game with some pals yesterday.

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@The0neWhoGrips

1 year

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@The0neWhoGrips

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@MementoMoriBoy The BEST PART OF ALL OF THIS?! Not only you won't win any satisfaction in killing me... YOU CAN'T QUIT THIS GAME! You are stuck here... knowing that all of those you care about are GONE because of your SINS!~ Tell me Minato! How does it feel?! #CGEvent

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Kromer

@The0neWhoGrips

9 months

... ...I think my hatred of robots decreased for a while.

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Kromer

@The0neWhoGrips

8 months

Merry Christmas, Everybody! The Christmas Feast will probably take a little longer than expected because of some... "issues". I want to say whoever suggested "Flamingo Meat" in the hammer form, I will find you. Have a Jolly Christmas!

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Kromer

@The0neWhoGrips

11 months

Try to say one bad thing about me! You can't!~

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Kromer

@The0neWhoGrips

10 months

2.000 Followers. This is amazing! Look how many followers I have under my belt! I am so proud of all of you, my hammers! Thank you so much! I might do something...?~

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@The0neWhoGrips

1 year

Har Har Har.

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Kromer

@The0neWhoGrips

7 months

Build our Machine Kromer Edition.

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Kromer

@The0neWhoGrips

1 year

Good Morning, My Followers! Soon, The Rapture will be upon us! I will allow you to confess your sins to me! Your New God!~ I will say if you are going to Heaven or Hell when the time comes!

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Kromer

@The0neWhoGrips

10 months

Like this post and for every like I'll share a character I would like to parody!~ A lot of people are doing this soo...

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Kromer

@The0neWhoGrips

11 months

Reply here for a chance for me to edit an E.G.O of an abnormality on you.~ People who replied to the original post are already selected, by the way.~

T Corp. Class 2 Collector

@Trollsses

11 months

I may do a small trend for myself where I edit parodies using egos for shit and giggles

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Kromer

@The0neWhoGrips

1 year

... I need more followers. I need more bees. If I want to be victorious, I need a lot of drones. I shall bring my KIngdom to Greatest. Oh, I recommend you don't inhale the spores for too long. Just a piece of advice coming from the Queen herself.

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Kromer

@The0neWhoGrips

9 months

Ranking parodies based on how well they can sing. It may change depending on the evidence you send to the One Who Grips!~

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Kromer

@The0neWhoGrips

8 months

Today is my writer's birthday!

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Kromer

@The0neWhoGrips

9 months

Is it a bad time to say that I don't know what a Thanksgiving is...?

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Kromer

@The0neWhoGrips

1 year

Would you still love me if I was a BEAUTIFUL HOLY BEING?!~ Kyehehehehe!~

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Kromer

@The0neWhoGrips

1 year

Square the fuck up, Lil Caesar.

Deadpool! 🇵🇸

@MercwithaMerc3

1 year

Ah, this. This is why I always come back.

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Kromer

@The0neWhoGrips

1 month

i think about this video a lot when i hear about powerscalling

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Kromer

@The0neWhoGrips

11 months

Har Har Har Har.~

Emil Sinclair fan page

@ImmatureGreen

11 months

Send help it's at 10%. It's so over for me.

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Kromer

@The0neWhoGrips

9 months

Hm? What's with that look? If you are wondering...Yeah, that's me. The first mate of the Twinhook Pirates. No, I won't give away autographs. I'm a busy woman, you know?~ Of course, if you want to talk about cash... I am all ears, you know? If not, be gone, ye filthy dog!

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Kromer

@The0neWhoGrips

1 year

Hello, dear followers! I was wondering the other day why I never showed my two lovers! The ones that I love the most! The ones that I spend most of my days with! Well, This is Faust, My wonderful Genius! And My Strong Warrior, Sinclair! I love both of them!~ Say hi to them!~

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Kromer

@The0neWhoGrips

1 year

Kufufufu! I have been reading some books about saying romantic things to make my Dear Sinclair fall in love with me!~ So that's why I want to test my abilities today!~ Heretics aren't welcome.

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@The0neWhoGrips

1 year

Now, tell me three good reasons why I should let you enter Nagel und Hammer.~ If you fail to impress me, I will BE VERY DISSAPOINTED.

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@The0neWhoGrips

1 month

The Kromer Movie: Script! [1/10]

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Kromer

@The0neWhoGrips

1 year

//Oh, and last OOC thing. Like this post, if you want to join my Friend Circle! I post sneak peeks from edits and throw ideas and invitations for arcs and stuff in there!

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@The0neWhoGrips

8 months

SILVER-SONIC!

@SILVERSAW1992

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@The0neWhoGrips fuck you

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Kromer

@The0neWhoGrips

1 year

The Rapture Patch Notes 2.0: - Fixed a glitch where Zachery would clip under the floor. - Fixed the Minato Missing Texture Hair when entering a new room. - Lower the Hitbox of the Light of Revelation by 1℅ - Sora and Steven kiss buff is now implemented.

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@The0neWhoGrips

1 year

[ A monster stands before you. It resembles a human but cannot and should not be human. ] [ You see it trying to mumble something as if trying to speak while trying to fix its skeletal structure as if it was trying to mimic you. ] "..." "...He...llo...?"

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Kromer

@The0neWhoGrips

1 year

Explain THIS.

moses "mai" hubert

@sungcostfallacy

1 year

@The0neWhoGrips @LimbusCompany_c what is she going ON about?

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Kromer

@The0neWhoGrips

9 months

So! Since this is the last month of the year... Do you wish to say something to the One Who Grips?~ You can say anything! I don't mind! Of course, disrespect will result in the loss of one of your limbs!

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Kromer

@The0neWhoGrips

1 year

Kyehehehehehe!~ Why don't you hand over that zucculent brain of yourz? You probably don't need it anyway.~ We would appreciate your donation very much.~ All your Brainz belong to uz!~ Kyehehehehe...Brainz...~

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Kromer

@The0neWhoGrips

1 year

“Foreshadowing” is a narrative device in which suggestions or warnings about events to come are dropped or planted.

The Mario Guy

@AnotherMarioFan

1 year

Ok, I’ve made up my mind. No more Twitter. Hope you all have a much better time without me, and I’m sorry for all that I’ve done, especially for being a racist asshole.

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@The0neWhoGrips

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I finally began the procedure of making containment units in my base! All those wonderful creatures they call "Abnormalities" are going to be in small cages so we can extract their E.G.O! Here is one of them! Isn't he just adorable?~ Don't worry, he probably won't bite.~

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Kromer

@The0neWhoGrips

28 days

@MementoMoriBoy 𝘼 𝘽𝙀𝘼𝙎𝙏 𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃𝙊𝙐𝙏 𝘼 𝙁𝘼𝘾𝙀!!!~ #CGEvent

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@The0neWhoGrips

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@Mecha_s0nic

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Kromer

@The0neWhoGrips

1 year

WE REACHED 1.000 FOLLOWERS!~ THIS IS ANOTHER NAGEL UND HAMMER W!~ I will...uh... Do something! Something really special to my followers!~ Stay tuned!~

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Kromer

@The0neWhoGrips

1 year

//Not stealing this from nobody in particular teehee But, 1 Like = 1 Headcanon from my Kromer!!! It might be actual Facts or shit I made up!!!

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@The0neWhoGrips

1 year

@MercwithaMerc3 @ParodyClash4

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@The0neWhoGrips

8 months

Ohhh...Sinclair and Clockhead.. You two are too late to retrieve the magical yellow stick here! You will never be able to breach my defenses! BEHOLD! THE OURPLE GUY BARRIER!

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9 months

IS THAT FUCKING EMINEM????

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@The0neWhoGrips

1 year

...G-G-Good Afternoon... I-I am having trouble with vending machines recently... ...It's like...every time I try to get something the drinks just get stuck...! ...Whyyy...

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@The0neWhoGrips

11 months

People ask me about dating advice when they see my many lovers! Here is my advice to acquire your lover's heart! 1. Become friends with them! 2. Kill their family and burn their town. 3. Make sure they are pathetic without you, and they need you. I did that with Sinclair!~

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Kromer

@The0neWhoGrips

1 year

You're not getting a single piece of context for this.

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