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@SpitHealz

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I already have a rightful place, and it's on Earth! (Parody, not associated with Rebecca Sugar or CN)

Happily Ever After!
Joined November 2019
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@SpitHealz
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8 months
Hey guys, I just thought I'd remind you all that the global strike starts tomorrow. You won't see much activity from this account outside of sharing Palestinian resources and other related posts. Let's make our voices heard.
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@SpitHealz
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It's not always about making a change, Spinel.
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@SpitHealz
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Remember guys, tomorrow there's going to be another strike!! Please, don't make any posts that do not involve Palestine. It's only one day. We have to do what we can for the palestinians that are suffering.
@SpitHealz
🍉Steven Universe🍉
8 months
Hey guys, I just thought I'd remind you all that the global strike starts tomorrow. You won't see much activity from this account outside of sharing Palestinian resources and other related posts. Let's make our voices heard.
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These battlegrounds games bring out the worst in my friends...
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KEEP #FreePalestine TRENDING KEEP #FreePalestine TRENDING KEEP #FreePalestine TRENDING KEEP #FreePalestine TRENDING KEEP #FreePalestine TRENDING KEEP #FreePalestine TRENDING KEEP #FreePalestine TRENDING KEEP #FreePalestine TRENDING KEEP #FreePalestine TRENDING
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Knuckles. 🍉
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KEEP #FreePalestine TRENDING KEEP #FreePalestine TRENDING KEEP #FreePalestine TRENDING KEEP #FreePalestine TRENDING KEEP #FreePalestine TRENDING KEEP #FreePalestine TRENDING KEEP #FreePalestine TRENDING KEEP #FreePalestine TRENDING KEEP #FreePalestine TRENDING
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@SpitHealz
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Don't look away from what's happening in Gaza. There's so many innocent lives being taken by Israel occupation. Children are SUFFERING. You can make a difference. Keep talking about it. Keep boycotting. Do anything you can to spread the word. #FreePalestine #CEASEFIRENOW
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C'mon, we're getting out of here...
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Lupin's not having a great time.
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4 years
Fuck filthy Monkeys.
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Yeah, I'll give it a shot!
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4 years
A story about grief and struggle.
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What? WHAT?!
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We...
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...Wait, I don't get it. Which Sonic is which?
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@SpitHealz
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5 years
I want to thank you all for the amazing 1,800 Followers, I hadn't quite expected to reach this far, frankly. But with your help, I was actually able to. So, give yourselves a good pat on the back and know that Lord Frieza appreciates you. And here, a stupid intro for DBCU.
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HOLY S T A R S YOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Say, Cell Jr. How long has it been since I started training on this Island?
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4 years
🎶Happy Birthday, to MEEEE! 🎶
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4 years
Y'know, after a few months you'd think things would settle down. But nope, things are still WILD here.
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I've finally turned into Greeven. But at what cost?
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Me and Cell hanging in the Hot Tub 5ft apart because I hate him.
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Good morning Beach City!
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Attack on Roolmech (Act 2) #Skygrounds
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4 years
Perfect Cell...
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5 years
POV : Amethyst is chasing you down a Hallway in the Crystal Gem Temple, with intent to vore you entirely. You cannot escape. It's over.
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@SpitHealz
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9 months
Hey, guys! I'm starting a kind of Tips and Tricks thing, where I occasionally post some cool editing knowledge I know! Starting with:
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4 years
@maxwell_huhok "The gang already outside"
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3 years
Phew... It took me awhile, but I finally finished unfollowing all those accounts!
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5 years
And you better make it last, you insolent trash.
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5 years
OH STARS, OH STARS, OH STARS HE'S LEARNED THE FINAL FLASH! GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE!
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4 years
@SwellSpinel You heard me.
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5 years
Good morning, all you atrocious worms. Care for some Herbal Tea?
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4 years
Steven in the Cell Jacuzzi What will he do?
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4 years
It's pretty cool how all of these rhyme.
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@SpitHealz
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5 years
It's exactly how I imagine a Jasper Parody Account to be.
@TheJakeneutron
Jakeneutron 🔜 LightBox 2024
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Monkeys, amirite?
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5 years
Okay, I'm doing "vibe checks", as Humans call it. Reply below and I'll deem whether you pass or not.
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@SorcererHunterr
Toji Fushiguro
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-Open IbisPaint -Stare at the homepage. -Back out of IbisPaint -Load up TYPE://SOUL -Play TYPE://SOUL -Crashout over TYPE://SOUL -Get off my computer
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sex
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10 months
Jordan never did that move, Minato.
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6 months
Hey, guys! Guess who's back with another thread? This time, we'll be covering. . . COLOR OVERLAY!!!
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Hey, guys! I'm starting a kind of Tips and Tricks thing, where I occasionally post some cool editing knowledge I know! Starting with:
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3 years
This pain's different...
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5 years
H-How?! How could this Earthling attain Immortality before me?!
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I need to get out of this car.
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@ELCH4RR0NEGR0
𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐃 𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐊 𝐇𝐀𝐓!
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Of course they are! Such a wonderful tune to listen during a roadtrip!~
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@SpitHealz
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I've decided that I will be deactivating this account. It's been a ride, all of the interactions and friends i've made, but just give up. You've been warned, this isn't even my final form. Just give up. Take the fall, you don't want me to give Ginyu a call. Saiyans tried, now the
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Attack on Roolmech (Act 1) #Skygrounds
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4 years
My Mom just sort of became me, but... So wait, no storks are involved?
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@gokurawt
Goku
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B...B...BABIES COME FROM A GIRL’S PEE HOLE?!
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You guys are stay down there until you can learn to hug it out! Also no, I'm not bringing food.
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DANGER DANGER DANGER DANGER
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Will... Will you watch the FNAF Movie with me...?
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@ParodyMakima
Makima
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. . . Ask away, Steven.
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Everywhere I go, I see his face...
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@FavDockOfShame Of course, vote out the only one who can sing around here!
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I can't belieeeve... We've come so faaar.. 🎶Parody Twitter Future, here we aaare!🎶
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3 years
Rev up those fryers, because I am sure hungry for one deluxe Krabby Patty!
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@Bagas4Valentine
Ramlethal Valentine
3 years
I’d like a King-Size Ultra Krabby Supreme With The Works, Double-Batter Fried. On a stick. …Hold the mayonnaise.
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5 years
Pathetic beings alike, I present to you. Doki Doki DBCU
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Hehe, why not give it a try?
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Oh, hey! It's my birthday!
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Excuse me, but how the actual shit did this end up possibly happening.
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THERE IS NO "SPINEL" GEM ALIEN, YOU FOOLISH BUFFOONS! THERE IS ONLY ME, NOW PREPARE FOR SUBJUGATION!
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Hey guys, just found out that the human body has cells in it. So I'm getting rid of them the only way I know how.
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Hey guys, Happy Valentine's! I hope you're all spending time with the ones you love, and if not, that's okay too. I thought I'd spend the rest of my day with Connie. You know, maybe take her out for dinner or something. It's gonna be great.
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I got alittle interested in this aswell! So I made a form sheet aswell! There are absolutely NO missing ones, 100%. Totally
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@PerfectCell8948
Perfect Cell
4 years
//Well since Cell (kinda) has three forms now I made this forms sheet for fun!
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Maybe William was onto something...
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WHERE THE FUCK AM I
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@SpitHealz
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4 years
Hello everybody, my name is Steven Universe. And welcome to Five Night at Uber's. An indie horror game you guys suggested in mass, and I saw Sora played it and he said it was really really good.
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// I just got told by my brother that I was really out here mumbling stuff about Cell Junior in my sleep. This is becoming unhealthy.
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Twitter Parody Future, here we are! Remember how I said I wasn't gonna post for the rest of the day? Well, I lied. Thank you to everyone who replied that wanted to join in the Banner! And I'm sorry to those who didn't get in. There was probably no space left for you.
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@StickminThief Did I just get called a RP account by a Henry Stickmin account?
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Hey guys, I found some cookie cats!
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4 years
Forgive me oh stars, for I have sinned badly. Boredom has led me to reading Homestuck.
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4 years
You couldn't believe how much I hate it here. The work ethic is awful and every single second I spend with these guys is one brain cell lost to oblivion. So many so that I've begun to think they're alright guys. And worst of all? They don't serve breakfast.
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"Yosha, Perfection, Herbal Tea, Transportation. My Grand Kai told stories about the past, a time of peace when the Avatar kept balance between the Yosha Tribe, the Perfect Kingdom, Herbal Tea Nation, and Transportation Nomads. That changed when the Herbal Tea Nation attacked."
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I hate it here.
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@ParodyClash
Parody Clash 5
4 years
We have exciting new everyone! @Vento_Auro has made a Parody Clash M.U.G.E.N! He spent a lot of time on it, so we would appreciate it if you showed some your love and support! Thanks!
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I can't believe it...
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Stop harassing my notifications so much, you impudent weaklings.
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4 years
THAT'S IT! I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU! I KNOW WHAT MY TRUE CALLING IS NOW, AND IT'S TO GET RID OF YOU, YOU BASIC PARODY TWITTER INTRODUCTION BACKGROUND! TAKE THIS, TWITTER LOGO!
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We're going to die.
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@ArtoriaSeibah
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Thou must forgive me… I understand not how this game works…
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@taytranadaa
Dolo ™️
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What are the 3 branches of government? Wrong answers only.
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I've decided Earth isn't worth protecting.
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Hold on, I think I forgot something-
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@SpitHealz STEEEVIIIEEEEE
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Hehe, hey guys! How's it going? Yup, after my short hiatus I think I've finally got some stuff figured out, and I'm (hopefully) ready to come back and party with you guys! That's fun, right?
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COOOOOOOOOKIE CAT!
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THERE IS NO "SPINEL" GEM ALIEN, YOU FOOLISH BUFFOONS! THERE IS ONLY ME, NOW PREPARE FOR SUBJUGATION!
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The entire Makoe Place GC the very second Codycar evolved :
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I'm making a new thread because scrolling through the likes of the last one really sucks...
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2 years
Yeah, I'll give it a shot!
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Hey guys! Great afternoon, huh? Me and Pinky have been trying to defuse a bomb all day. She's not really helping, but I appreciate the spirit.
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Good morning, guys! How's everyone doing today? If you ignore the fact that I'm walking through a literal burning battlefield during a war, I'm doing pretty alright. At least I found Sora!
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I don't see the problem.
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