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@TeresahAtieno

3 years

Anyone seen Itumbi? Tell him that I have a readymade crowd, complete with bits of green and yellow. Hatuwezi kukosana bei

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Even at the worst moment of their relationship, Uhuru didn't recall Ruto's daughter from Poland. It requires a very dark heart to let political differences spill over to someone's child. But then, Moi ensured that Raila's wife was sacked too. History repeats itself.

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The irony: Mt. Kenya never believed in the late president Kibaki's ability to lead. He vied twice for presidency. He was told the presidency would never cross R. Chania. He was even called General Kiguoya.....until Raila believed in him. Then it happened.

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@TeresahAtieno

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Oh, Gladys Wanga will lose. Oh, Orengo and Oburu will lose. Oh, Jalas look for radio job. Oh, Aisha Jumwa has won Oh,oh, fake as they have always been. Prophets of Doom.

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@TeresahAtieno

4 years

@DavidNdii So tell us what makes you more of a man than the Luo men....and I am speaking as a woman.

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@TeresahAtieno

3 years

I am a Luo. A proud one. But there's one trait I detest among some of jothurwa:This learnt helplessness that manifests in complaining and grumbling.Raila has not lined up his family members for Luos to vote for.They are adults.They are Kenyans. You can vote them out if u wish.

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@TeresahAtieno

4 years

@kipmurkomen FACT: Donations don't eradicate unemployment. Good governance does. FACT: Seasonal acts of "generosity" are just bribes to get votes. Ruto has been Dp since 2013, where are the 500,000 jobs per year? FACT: Hawking donations to impress gullible people is not leadership

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@TeresahAtieno

1 year

@OwidiOdoyo The difference between you and Raila is that he cannot compromise his principles because the person he's engaging with is a billionaire. You worship wealth and power that's why you have compromised whatever little values you have. Ionge wichkuot.

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@TeresahAtieno

3 years

@MillicentOmanga Just imagine that! Baba didn't vote like you did. He asked you not to. Ukasema Tano Tena. Now he's flying high and you are looking at him in a photo. Pinyni tek yawa....

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@TeresahAtieno

3 years

@njule_kevin @shinanigans_ Hey! World! Come see, surprise! Some men recognized that a woman they were attending to had breasts! ( What was she supposed to have?)

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@TeresahAtieno

1 year

How the Police can walk away from protesters burning a trailer while lobbing teargas at peaceful MPs walking to the president's office to deliver a petition is a mystery that can only be explained by UDA department of propaganda and stage management.

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@TeresahAtieno

2 years

@AdamsJerry_ Everyone here is attributing teachers' personal achievements to loans and prudent spending. How about blessings? Their salaries are low but the work they do cannot be quantified financially. The lives they mould become a blessing to their own.

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@TeresahAtieno

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@FGaitho237 @AnneWaiguru The good people of Kirinyaga said that even if she was a thief, she was their thief. We shouldn't interfere with such profound love.😏😏

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@TeresahAtieno

3 years

Why is UDA so hurt over the State house visit by the youth? Ruto has been inviting and welcoming delegations in Karen for the last 4 years until neighbours reportedly started complaining but visits to State house is where UDA draws the line?

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@TeresahAtieno

4 years

@citizentvkenya If Killing Eve is what he watches, then he's a perfect replica of Villanelle....ruthless and cold blooded killer.

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@TeresahAtieno

2 years

@NahashonKimemia You are a Special One. So Musyoka hands over the certificate to Babu Owino then Owino organizes for his death? With the hacking that was going on, it makes more sense to reason that he refused to alter or hand over the forms to those who wanted to alter the numbers

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@TeresahAtieno

3 years

@CisNyakundi Just as it took some Kenyans 3 consecutive elections to realise they had made a blunder....

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@TeresahAtieno

3 years

No presidential aspirant has picked a running mate because they are waiting for Raila to do so first.

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@TeresahAtieno

2 years

Kenyans broke away from Moism by themselves in 2002. Kalenjins were distraught when he left. Kenyatta died in office. Uhuru is finishing his tenure after being voted in thrice. Where's the break off? Luos will break away from Raila when his work is done....like the other two.

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@TeresahAtieno

3 years

@ntvkenya That stingy one is the one we want. Kibaki was stingy. He protected and used our finances well. You are generous because what you dish out isn't yours. So you don't feel any pain in giving it out. Moi was generous too....and the country almost collapsed.

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@TeresahAtieno

4 years

@KingFredAsira Well...he got her into a problem. He had no solution. Who wants to be stuck? So she did the next best thing; move on with the man that had a solution. 😂😂

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@TeresahAtieno

2 years

@HonKangata Thank you for thinking beyond the campaigns and seeing Azimio's victory and swearing in. Marhta resigned on principle. Even Kibaki's softness/ coolness couldn't sway her. Her principles of good governance are in tandem with Raila's.

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@TeresahAtieno

3 years

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@TeresahAtieno

3 years

@ShazNjeri The part that takes the trophy is where Customer care tells you that they cannot prevent fraudster from withdrawing the cash until you prove that you are the legitimate owner of the line yet they allow the fraudster to withdraw without proving that s/he is the owner of that line

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@TeresahAtieno

3 years

@bonifacemwangi It's probably because of Raila that there are projects to be inspected instead of launching ghost projects. Anyway, you know that he is in charge of Infrastructural Development in Africa. He's in his element. Don't pass the Jubilee failure buck to Baba.

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@TeresahAtieno

2 years

@AnneWaiguru Why do you want people to go in or out? Ngirici is protecting both your votes.

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@TeresahAtieno

2 years

@MsufiMkavu Over 6 million also don't recognize the legitimacy of the government in power. Should they be paying taxes? Then the government shouldn't be drawing any benefits from their taxes. Ama nimeongea mbaya?

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@TeresahAtieno

3 years

@SirGL @mwalimu_dida That's how they behave until they are hauled out of their burrows and arraigned in court. Unaangalia mtu unamhurumia juu hakai hata yule Rambo anajidai.

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@TeresahAtieno

2 years

@DrMunyaka @Benn_macharia @TheODMparty @RailaOdinga @WilliamsRuto @MusaliaMudavadi See this? It's Raila estate aka Kibra-Soweto upgrade,done when Raila was PM and frustrated by Kibaki regime.Kibra people paid taxes to the government, not to Raila. But they suffered for supporting Raila in the Opposition.Does your Mp use his salary to develop your constituency?

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@TeresahAtieno

3 years

@kipmurkomen @ahmednasirlaw So? He also inherited his father's attributes of selflessness, integrity, honesty and love for democratic principles.

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@TeresahAtieno

3 years

The Dp tells Kenyans, with a straight face, that he has been inspecting govt. projects, not campaigning. Then he goes on from IBEC meeting to Narok to campaign. And y'all believe that he will do all that he is promising you today? Even the devil is bewildered.

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@TeresahAtieno

2 years

@brian_toel @lindahoguttu Sasa weweee....hasira nazo ni za nini? Have you even understood the Tweet?

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@TeresahAtieno

3 years

@NationAfrica If sleeping hungry is the qualification for presidency, 80% of Kenyans should be president.

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@TeresahAtieno

4 years

@MikeSonko You knew all that. You didn't mind all that. You supported. Now we don't care.

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@TeresahAtieno

4 years

@K24Tv Ok. So his B+ is fake but nobody has died in a plane crash for the 8 years he's been flying. You teach someone about Trans saharan trade, algebra and conditions necessary for growing tea...then he fails the exam and you write him off.Nobody cared to ask him what his passion is..

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@TeresahAtieno

3 years

@fels_020 @weshi_wahito Actually the real name for God in dholuo is Were. The rest are endearments to please God during prayer. Nyasaye( the One we beseech), Nyakalaga( Ancient One), Abong'o, Wuon koth, Jang'uono ( Merciful One), Wuorwa( Our Father)

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@TeresahAtieno

3 years

He promised dams. Didn't deliver. He promised Laptops. Didn't deliver. He accused Raila of breaking up Jubilee. His ally contradicted him. Now he says he only wants 5 years. You'll be told; " Nani alisema? Niling'ang'ana na wale jamaa kama Dp miaka 10 halafu eti....wacha mchezo"

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@TeresahAtieno

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@DavidNdii Your obsession with Luos is a matter for Sociologists to research on 😏😏. But psychologists will tell you that it's an Ego Defense Mechanism called Displacement.

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@TeresahAtieno

3 years

@shinanigans_ I will say this over and over again: If you can't use a word to describe your mother, daughter, sister or wife, don't use that word on the other man's mother, daughter, sister or wife.

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@TeresahAtieno

3 years

@DidmusWaBarasa I am not an expert. But this type of 'tarmacking' cannot last even a year. You need compacted kokoto layer first.

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@TeresahAtieno

2 years

@gabrieloguda Men should stop eating chips, spaghetti, rice kod gikma useless. Go for nduma, kuon bel,nyuka, rech,dek, apoth,osuga . And stop wearing those tight trousers and visiting saunas and salons for manicure and pedicure.

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@TeresahAtieno

3 years

@HonOscarSudi Na hapa unakunywa maziwa?

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@TeresahAtieno

10 months

@ntvkenya What is the starting salary for a Kiganjo- trained police officer? Or a primary school teacher? NOTE: Key word is Trained.

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@TeresahAtieno

3 years

@kipmurkomen "He wouldn't have committed the grave transgressions without the help of....." And who helped him amend the Security Bill- 2014? Who helped him not to open the Servers as ordered by the SCOK? Whose help was he counting on when he told the Courts that 'WE' shall revisit?

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3 years

@WamboiWangechi Do you know why we celebrate Madaraka? Wacha aibu, mama.

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@TeresahAtieno

3 years

@HonKangata That's interesting. But do you know that most Kenyans are busy trying to earn some coins before the curfew deadline? They really don't care about Koimburi's tribulations or who was present where.

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@TeresahAtieno

2 years

@ahmednasirlaw @Safaricom_Care Just register your line. You should be impressed by their non partisan treatment of clients. Or you support the Big-man-should-be-treated-with-kid-gloves policy?

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@TeresahAtieno

2 years

@OleItumbi You want to bet that a huge number of UDA personalities were not paying taxes and have had their cases terminated then appointed to high offices thereafter? And since you are a great sleuth, you can as well tell us who is sponsoring Azimio rallies, can't you?

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3 years

@DCI_Kenya "As the soothing ocean breeze swept across the bar...."You make me want to get on the next plane to Kenyan Coast land.

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@TeresahAtieno

3 years

@LarryMadowo Is that a Nyayo school milk t-shirt in 2021?

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@TeresahAtieno

3 years

@ahmednasirlaw Because Baba doesn't see tribes. He sees Kenyans. He has plans for Kenyans, not tribes.He started with Devolution to bring the country onto the cake table. Every county now gets a slice. What has Wheelbarrow done to the marginalised communities?

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@TeresahAtieno

2 years

@ahmednasirlaw This is such a mean thing to say. Martha wasn't vying for a village post. Hers was a national one. She's a Kenyan with the right to expression. And yes, she should talk about rotten institutions and rigged elections. Uta-do? Tafuta kazi bila kutukana wengine.

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@TeresahAtieno

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@ahmednasirlaw Why are you people looking for a problem that doesn't exist? Has anyone said that they have a problem with the hijab? And why is it that it's men dictating how the women should dress? You cannot tell wenye nchi to leave their motherland.

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@TeresahAtieno

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@ahmednasirlaw Uongo.Raila was due for an interview on Chamgei Radio.Those tractors were sent by Tangatanga to divert people's attention from the talk show or create anger among the radio station's listeners.Why would the GoK send tractors then call them off? Why were there no drivers around?

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@ahmednasirlaw Do you also CONSCIOUSLY REFUSE to represent clients who are accused of corruption and other crimes?

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@MissCiku She couldn't start her Tree planting functions earlier if it's a passion? And what is she planting in County assemblies?

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@TeresahAtieno

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@AokoOtieno_ You are really desperate. Desperately so. So Solomon is singing at Nyayo. Why is there no amani in your heart? You still spew hatred and desperation. So now that Solomon has sung about peace, is the price of unga 50/- for the youth at Nyayo?

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@TeresahAtieno

4 years

@Osmond13071544 @BettyMKyallo @ahmednasirlaw And yet she was invited as Chief Guest and you were not😂😂😂

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@NationAfrica What people like Miguna don't understand is that Luo Nyanza CHOSE to stand with Raila. It's not like Raila has goons that go around villages demanding allegiance. People LOVE Raila. And it's not Luo Nyanza alone. History has such personalities....People just love and trust them.

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@TeresahAtieno

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"The only thing we learn from History is that we learn nothing from History "- Georg Hegel. Maybe it's time for us to go back to history. Maybe it's time that we feel what dictatorship is. Maybe it's time for History to become our reality today. It's time. I am weeping.

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@TeresahAtieno

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@timecaptales @Morbidful And the government folded its hands and watched as a man chiseled through a mountain for 22 years without giving him assistance only to be rewarded later?

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@TeresahAtieno

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@WilliamsRuto Itumbi, you are misusing this Twitter handle. Anyway, which People's will are you talking about? Carmago is not people's will.

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@TeresahAtieno

3 years

@WilliamsRuto From next year? You have been in government for a good nine years when the people of Kilifi were dying of hunger. So they should now wait till next year to eat while you are in the government today?

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@TeresahAtieno

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@mulegiclifton @MutahiNgunyi It's not history that is the problem. It's the Economy and poor governance. The irony is that you probably put the governance in place with your vote. Come to think of it, you can learn a lot from History to shape your future.

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@TeresahAtieno

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@ItsMutai You choose what you want to see depending on your mindset. You have chosen to see weight. Some of us saw the debt; how it was then, how it is today. I don't know how women are coming in here whichever way you look at this.

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@TeresahAtieno

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@Makiadi_ Babu Owino. Political muscle is determined by the followers and the ability to sway people. Babu has the oomph. He's an extrovert, generous and resonates well with people across the generational strata.

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@TeresahAtieno

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@doreenmajala Those trolling her, she holds an LLB, and a Masters. She has her own Foundation. And yes,she was married to an Mp, no crime. So what if she got a settlement? It was money from her hubby. Stop the bile. If you think that's the way a young person can get rich,go do likewise.

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@TeresahAtieno

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@Adera_jakodera @OAmollo That's his daughter- in- law. You can also get yours and give your son that advice.

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@TeresahAtieno

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@wzxgrt Use your real names first then your comment will have weight 🚮🚮🚮🚮

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@TeresahAtieno

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@UFATAH @MigunaMiguna @johnnjenga @RailaOdinga Imagine no more.

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@TeresahAtieno

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@NationBreaking Maybe they are turning to social because their issues aren't being addressed or their efforts to get them addressed are frustrated. Instead of warning them, just provide a safe channel for them to air their grievances.

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@TeresahAtieno

3 years

@KResearcher A great writer, she was. The Moses series was so real. Life at Mukibi's Educational Institute for the Sons of African Gentlemen

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@TeresahAtieno

2 years

Dear Azimio, do you see Itumbi on this App at the moment? No. He's out there,trying to get his hands on the evidence of electoral fraud and theft. Keep the evidence safe. They'll want to cling to power and not necessarily through the court. Be alert. Be on your guard.

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@TeresahAtieno

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@kipmurkomen At first, Raila was being played, then it morphed into project. Now the project is a puppet. Why is UDA intent on denial? Raila is a candidate. Uhuru prefers Raila to Ruto for his own good reasons. Anyone who believes that Raila can be a puppet doesn't believe in History.

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@TeresahAtieno

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@papadenique @DavidNdii Let's see....someone checks into a hospital...heavily sedated to kill pain...a piece of skin is removed. He's put on ibrufen. Then, voila! he's a man. Nice joke. He can't put food on the table, a deadbeat dad, can't walk alone in the dark but, hey! "I am circumcised" Rubbish.

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@TeresahAtieno

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@bevalynekwambo3 @odibets Very soon, another company will provide a set of cooking equipment, then another with a year's supply of potatoes and sausages....and haters will be seething and wondering why there ate no jobs. Go, girl.

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Everybody talks of the Dark KANU days but nobody wants the history of how we overcame those dark KANU days.😏

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Maturity.If the Madaraka Day celebrations were held in RV or Central, you can bet your last coin some politician would have paid a mob of hecklers to boo and drown out Raila's speech.Nyanza leaders didn't organize any mob.Instead they made sure everyone was welcome.Maturity

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@TeresahAtieno

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@OleItumbi @IEBCKenya @StateHouseKenya Wacha upuzi wewe! Who is this? DON'T YOU DARE JOKE WITH US? Hatutaki mchezo.

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@CSakwah Is there any guarantee that voting for someone who has gone through shida will make things better? Poverty covers a character that power and wealth can bring forth with a vengeance.

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The CS for ICT goes all the way to my county of Siaya to distribute Relief food, something that has never happened in Nyanza. Stop being used to portray Luos as starving people. Look under your feet and tell us the colour of the vegetation you are stepping on. Shame.

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@TeresahAtieno

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@SpeakerJBMuturi @NdindiaFlexx I am tempted to remind you that for the years Moi was in power, none of you dared cough until when Jaramogi and his son openly defied him. Then a few brave souls like Matiba and Rubia joined them to stand up to Moi. Where were you then, Muturi?

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@TeresahAtieno

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@mwangideloh Mine behaves differently; whenever I meet my gas supplier and he greets me, my gas is bound to get finished some time that week. Is it psychological? Or he knows when the gas should be running out so the greeting is a reminder? 🤔

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To those busy criticising Orengo and Otiende Amollo for siding with Sabina Chege, they aren't there to deny that she admitted to rigging. They are there to prove that what she said was true. It's up to IEBC to prove rigging didn't happen. Time for the Servers to be opened.

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@TeresahAtieno

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Malala is with Ruto in Mumias. Savula, ANC Deputy party leader has defected to Azimio. Where art thou, Wycliffe? A general without soldiers.

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@TeresahAtieno

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@ahmednasirlaw So they wanted Raila to fail but they wouldn't have stolen if they knew that Ruto would be president? 🤔Kibaki was handed a badly tattered economy. He never lamented to us about it. Instead, he urged Kenyans to pay taxes tujitegemee.BTW, did Uhuru ever sack the Ruto side of govt?

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@allarick3_ Then there's this one whose feet cannot touch the ground 😔

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@Moha001_Onyango When God wants to put you to shame......

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@Kenyans Where was that May Mau blood when Moi was oppressing the nation and only a few brave souls like Raila could stand up to him. Oh, I forgot. You were busy being Moi's mtu wa mkono. Son of Maumau doesn't make you Maumau.

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@TeresahAtieno

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@bonifacemwangi It's ironical for you to plead with people not to wish bad for your family but you danced on the ashes of someone else's family and couldn't hide your glee at causing them more pain. Yet it wasn't even your family that was targeted but a house.

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@ntvkenya Haiyaaa. Raila works tirelessly to unite Kenyans under Azimio then you come along to tell us that he should step down for Musalia. Does Musalia know the ideals of Azimio. Endeni mtafute cha kutafuna huko UDA. We want leaders that work for Kenyans, not those who want positions.

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@OleItumbi @crazypapah @WilliamsRuto @citizentvkenya @RailaOdinga Raila has a function where SK Macharia is also an invited guest. Don't be petty. Ama mfungue Hustler TV.

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@ahmednasirlaw Truth hurts but it's here to stay. Trust you to see tribe in everything.,.. even lack of integrity. Haji withdrew cases in court for political expediency and that's a fact unless corruption is business as usual to you.

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4 years

@kipmurkomen If the MCAs had been shooting BBI down you would be crowing louder than the cock that crowed thrice at Jesus' trial.

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@HonOscarSudi @KTNNewsKE @K24Tv @citizentvkenya In that case then, there's no need to give wheelbarrows and mkokoteni to the youth. Just organize seminars to teach them how to drive Lexus at 23 and buy Range Rovers at 26.

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@susankihika Hey! So bitter. Raila was not Kibaki's appointee. He was a co- principal in a COALITION government after his victory was stolen. Feelings peleka UDA.

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@AskHonDayvid @hellenjeriKe You avoided him three times....and ended up with problems even without him. Where do people who told us that the leaders they elected were ordained by God get the cheek and a straight face to tell us that Raila is a problem? Goodness!

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@TeresahAtieno

3 years

@Daisykenyan Thought Tangatanga was resisting Citizen TV? What are they still complaining about? Bye

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@Mr_Guantai Lol....you seem so emotional. Don't resort to questioning my intelligence because you can't measure up. I repeat, Kenya is too old to be blaming colonialists for everything. They certainly didn't leave corruption and mismanagement of resources. Anyway, good bye.

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@TeresahAtieno

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@_fels1 @RailaOdinga Raila is in Bondo. You didn't want him to speak as president. Why would you want him to speak as a villager?

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