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Author Sakwah Ongoma

@CSakwah

7 months

New cover. New edition. The Campus Exile is now available at Nuria Bookshop.

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Author Sakwah Ongoma

@CSakwah

3 months

Kids from Uganda have dramatized the difference between protests in Uganda and Kenya. 😂😂😂😂😂 Funny.

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Ruto ametuita dangerous criminals. 😂😂😂

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Larry Madowo is whoever he thinks he is.

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The ground is growing more hostile for the gov't Ababu Namwamba has been heckled and jeered off the stage. Oscar Sudi was humiliated, asked not to talk about politics in a church function by a priest John Kiarie was booed and chased off a funeral stage. Na bado.

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Mimi mtu ameniincite ni Jacob Juma. Nasoma tweets zake nashikwa na wazimu.

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2 months

Kenyans are very creative. Mi naisha 😂😂😂😂😂

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The new LSK President, Faith Odhiambo, is a force. Wangepea Nelson Havi chai na Mandazi asahau chenye kilimpeleka huko.

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@CSakwah

3 months

They have killed Nairobi. This is not a negotiation. This is war.

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@CSakwah

3 months

There is a guy on Twitter called Ali Naka (African), he is from Zimbabwe or Malawi or something. That guy hates Ruto more than most Kenyans. He loathes Ruto on behalf of the rest of Africa.

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The message that William Ruto is sending is dangerous. Kenyans cannot afford to leave him in power. He is a ticking time bomb.

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@CSakwah

3 months

The office of the first lady is unconstitutional. The office of the first deputy lady is unconstitutional. The office of Prime Secretary is unconditional. The office of Prime Secretary's spouse is unconstitutional The offices of CAS are unconstitutional. The offices of the

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@CSakwah

3 years

In 2021, British troops training in Kenya set fire to an 8000-acre wildlife conservancy. They killed 5 elephants and other wild animals. One of the troops went to Snapchat to post this? Nothing was done. In England, Adidas and the Britons are canceling Zouma for kicking a cat.

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RUTO: Dear Kenyans youths, let us dialogue. Kenyan Gen Z: We are past the talking stage.

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@CSakwah

3 months

MPs salary plus allowances should be capped at 500,000. Anything beyond that is misuse of public funds and a crime against humanity.

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Author Sakwah Ongoma

@CSakwah

2 years

STORY THREAD I learned that visiting a girlfriend’s house without notice can be a calamitous mission. My girlfriend, Kendi, lived in a bedsitter somewhere in Tasia Estate, a few blocks from a military barracks in Embakasi.

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Cameramen have captured the face of a sniper on top of the parliament building. They came prepared to shoot and kill Kenyans.

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3 months

The government of Kenya has declared WAR against the citizens of Kenya.

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@CSakwah

3 months

The police officer who shot and killed Rex Masai was captured in Nairobi today holding a gun. He was deployed by the government of Kenya to shoot and kill more Kenyans.

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@CSakwah

3 months

Ali Ua Bin Adam.

Dennis Itumbi CBS - Commentary

@Itumbi_Denis

6 months

Give him a Muslim name..........

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3 months

Cameramen have captured the face of a sniper on top of the parliament building. They came prepared to shoot and kill Kenyans.

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@CSakwah

3 months

Tweets za Jacob Juma zimeanza kupotea. Kindly retweet them. Incite us.

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@CSakwah

3 months

Watching Money Heist taught me the importance of sticking to a plan. We had a plan on Friday, let us stick to it.

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Author Sakwah Ongoma

@CSakwah

3 months

The train leaves the State House for Sugoi then The Hague. Mwisho wa hii train ni ICC.

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@CSakwah

3 months

Chief inciter ni Jacob Juma. Police wakitaka waende washike yeye huko Bumula, aache kutweet.

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@CSakwah

3 months

Watu wa Eldoret wameambia Ruto, "Unatuambia tukaze kamba na hiyo kamba ndio unataka kutuua nayo." Injeeeeccccccttttt.

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Author Sakwah Ongoma

@CSakwah

20 days

Kenyans asked Murkomen to fix a leaking JKIA roof. He sold it instead.

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Author Sakwah Ongoma

@CSakwah

2 months

Occupy JKIA was a world-class mind game.

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@CSakwah

3 months

I have just found out that the hacker group, Anonymous, played a very critical role in the success of the Arab Spring revolution in Tunisia and Egypt. They leaked government classified and implicating information, most of which involved corruption.

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@CSakwah

3 months

Dear hackers, the enemy is #Rejectfinancebill2024

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@CSakwah

3 months

Spending 1 Billion shillings on buying furniture is a crime against humanity.

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Author Sakwah Ongoma

@CSakwah

3 months

Kuna huyo msichana Gen Z wa Kitui amesema "Mmetoa Linda Mama because mmemaliza kuzaa." @Josh001J

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Author Sakwah Ongoma

@CSakwah

3 months

DCI nikama mlisahau.

DCI KENYA

@DCI_Kenya

2 years

WANTED FOR MURDER The Directorate of Criminal Investigations is warning Hon Didmus Barasa, who has since gone into hiding after the brutal murder of one Brian Olunga, to surrender to the nearest police station within the next 6-hours.

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@CSakwah

3 months

Kama pesa ya Eurobond haikufika Kenya, basi Uhuru Kenyatta and his government inafaa kutuambia penye hiyo pesa iko. Hii country watu hutubeba wanjinga sana. This has to stop.

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@CSakwah

3 months

@DCI_Kenya When the Kenyan police were posted nationwide to provide security to peaceful protesters to exercise their democratic right rejecting the proposed 2024/2025 Finance Bill, many police offices with criminal minds took advantage of the situation and devised schemes to cause harm

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Author Sakwah Ongoma

@CSakwah

3 months

Unapewa pesa ya bursary from CDF alafu MP wako anasimama mbele ya parliament anakuita, "the girl I pay school for."

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Author Sakwah Ongoma

@CSakwah

3 months

WHY JACOB JUMA WAS BURIED WITH A TORCH AND A KNIFE. Jacob 'kabetes' Juma was buried with a lit torch and a knife, as Luhya (Batura clan, Bakhibe sub-clan) customary rites dictate for a renowned person whose life is cut short by killers. The lit torch helps the spirit of the

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@CSakwah

3 months

It feels like Jacob Juma is inciting Kenyans from his grave. Bro was not buried with a torch and a knife for nothing, and while sitting.

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@CSakwah

3 months

I have never seen Kenyans as united as they are. This unity is bigger than the 2002 unity that toppled the Moi dictatorship.

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@CSakwah

3 months

William Ruto is currently inciting me to go back into the streets.

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Author Sakwah Ongoma

@CSakwah

3 years

Hazard kicked a ball boy. He received a 3 match ban. Only. Zouma kicked a cat. He has been fined. Adidas has canceled their sponsorship with him, the white British are asking West Ham to terminate his contract, some want him to be arrested and prosecuted. Being black is a crime.

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@CSakwah

3 months

Wanauliza president maswali ngumu ngumu kama KCSE ya Matiang'i.

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Author Sakwah Ongoma

@CSakwah

2 months

Kenyans' anger is about to triple when Winfred Yavi (a Kenyan by birth, Kamba) wins gold for Bahrain in the next race. A few years ago, she was denied a spot in Team Kenya. She changed her citizenship.

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@CSakwah

3 months

JOHNSTONE SAKAJA, ENSURE THAT DUSTBINS ARE ERECTED AROUND NAIROBI CBD BY THE TIME WE HIT TOWN. @SakajaJohnson

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Author Sakwah Ongoma

@CSakwah

3 months

William Ruto is acting like high school principals. He reminds me of my high school principal who lured us into selecting representatives from each class for "talks" on how to address issues in our school. I was among those who were selected. As soon as the representatives

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@CSakwah

3 months

Ambieni president mimi na degree yangu ya education siezi enda kufagia machoo Middle East. Kwamboka.

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@CSakwah

3 months

Kenyan MPs are the highest-paid legislatures in the world, for doing nothing. It has to end.

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@CSakwah

3 months

Kazi yangu leo ni kulike and share tweets za Jacob Juma Alafu zinanikashirisha zaidi.

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@CSakwah

3 months

Latiff ako card kila time.

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@CSakwah

3 months

Police are with us. So many of them are calling and saying, "tuko na nyinyi. Endeleeni kufinya." Khalif Kairo.

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@CSakwah

3 months

No WAY, JACOB JUMA.

jacob juma

@kabetes

9 years

My intelligence sources is similar to FBI's. Kenya's NIS is just a hit squad, nothing more. I am not a coward, will fight our tax looters.

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@CSakwah

3 months

@Osama_otero FIXED: You guys did not want to host the president na pia hamkuwa mnataka awahost. I went behind your backs and took money from the president to host him. I am a cheap sellout and a shameless Judas.

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@CSakwah

3 months

Mtu alisema Kaunda suit is the symbol of theft. Ona nguo Salim Swale amevaa akienda court.

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@CSakwah

3 months

No way. No Way. Jacob Juma has a time machine. He is here. He is tweeting today.

jacob juma

@kabetes

8 years

I hope @realDonaldTrump , a fellow businessman appoints a serious Ambassardor to Kenya. The current one supports a corrupt gov't.

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@CSakwah

3 months

That MF called Moses Wetangula, fuck you too. You have never summoned and disciplined Oscar Sudi for missing 86 consecutive parliamentary sittings. Makena Mwita.

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Author Sakwah Ongoma

@CSakwah

2 months

Ruto's launch.

DemiLade

@Iameniolamyde

2 months

What’s missing here ????

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@CSakwah

2 months

Sifan Hassan: "It is always drama with Tsegay. She pushed me last year. She is always pulling and pushing. I feel bad for Faith Kipyegon. I wouldn't mind if she gets silver back." Tsegay is a very dirty runner.

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@CSakwah

3 months

Safaricom has been widely mentioned online for providing DCI with data and information which DCI are using to access our phones. So far, they have not issued a statement confirming or denying these allegations. @SafaricomPLC

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@CSakwah

3 months

We will remember the silence from @UKinKenya We will remember the silence from @USEmbassyKenya We will remember the silence from African Union.

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@CSakwah

3 months

"Ruto's aim is to become a dynasty like the Kenyattas." Dr. Mbiti Mwondi. The fear is gone.

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@CSakwah

3 months

@JoeBiden FIXED. 'Any man who must say "I am the King" is no true king at all'

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@CSakwah

3 months

My MP is Oscar Sudi. Sijaimpigia kura. My level of education does not allow me to vote for an academic dwarf. Warui John, KOT OCS.

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Author Sakwah Ongoma

@CSakwah

2 months

I can't wait for that morning TV political debate when Edwin Sifuna tells Kasmuel McOure, "President William Ruto has over achieved the promises of his manifesto."

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@CSakwah

3 months

Leo David Ndii haezi tweet ujinga because tunaeza kasirika tublock gari za food delivery.

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@CSakwah

2 months

Dear @IMFNews , @IMFAfrica deal with Ruto at a personal level and not as a representative of Kenyans. He is asking for personal loans.

Kenyans.co.ke

@Kenyans

2 months

Government seeks loan from IMF following withdrawal of Finance Bill

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Author Sakwah Ongoma

@CSakwah

3 months

You have been illegally sitting and attending the cabinet meetings, yet you are not a minister. You are part of the problem we are trying to eliminate in Kenya.

Cleo Malalah

@Cleophasmalala

3 months

I will organise a meeting between Gen Z and President @WilliamsRuto .

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Author Sakwah Ongoma

@CSakwah

3 months

Polo Kimani was discussing very sensitive matters: the subjects of natural minerals reserves that are secretly mined in Kenya by government officials and foreigners and the con and lie that is wildlife conservancies in Kenya. #RutoMustGo #freepolokimani

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Author Sakwah Ongoma

@CSakwah

3 months

Mnajua nacheka nini? 😂😂😂

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Author Sakwah Ongoma

@CSakwah

17 days

I am excited to announce that my first children's book, a grade 8 class reader, has been published by Spotlight Publishers.

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Author Sakwah Ongoma

@CSakwah

3 months

Kimuzi ameitwa handsome na bibi ya wenyewe live on space. Kumbe siri ni kuchukia Ruto na vigour ya @Kimuzi_

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@CSakwah

4 years

Story Thread This babe, my ex now, used to prepare the most delicious homemade meals that I have ever taken. She was a hotelier. After dating her for a few months, I started noting offbeat characters that were toxic. I ignored them because I did not want to go back to eating

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Author Sakwah Ongoma

@CSakwah

19 days

How can a president stand on a podium and promise young people to employ them as river cleaners? Where is shame?

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Author Sakwah Ongoma

@CSakwah

2 months

The irony is that the boda boda guys are hired to fight their clients.

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Author Sakwah Ongoma

@CSakwah

3 months

If we keep on asking hard and relevant questions, like where is the Eurobond money, it won't be long before Uhuru Kenyatta, and Matiang'i joins Raila and Ruto in advocating for dialogue. Their political rivalry only exists to keep us divided. Our unity is their headache.

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@CSakwah

3 months

It seems Koome was fired because he was standing between William Ruto and the orders to the police to use excessive force.

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Author Sakwah Ongoma

@CSakwah

4 months

He supports the finance bill.

Kasese's Finest 🇺🇬

@karothk256

4 months

Why do you think the man in blue is alone?? 🥺

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@CSakwah

2 months

RUTO: "There is a young lady from Makueni, Winfred Yavi, running for Bahrain. This government promised to export young Kenyans to work abroad."

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Author Sakwah Ongoma

@CSakwah

3 months

A Raila Odinga presidency would have given us Hassan Joho, Oparanya, Amos Wako and other corrupt political degenerates as ministers and his daughter as a key ambassador. I am afraid Raila Stopped being the better alternative after he lost the 2017 elections. He just changed.

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Author Sakwah Ongoma

@CSakwah

4 years

Story Thread Being the largest shopping mall in Kenya makes the Two Rivers Mall one of the places every Kenyan wants to go shopping. When I had five hundred bob and a few hours to spare last Saturday, I thought, why not?

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@CSakwah

3 months

Khalif Kairo anasema he knows people who want to overthrow the government. I hope NIS is reading his tweets. He should be made to record a statement with the police.

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@CSakwah

3 months

Reports that Kenyan politicians are being evacuated from parliament using ambulances, while injured Kenyan are lying on the streets.

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@CSakwah

3 months

A tweet for Kenyan doctors who volunteered to treat the injured protestors pro bono.

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Author Sakwah Ongoma

@CSakwah

3 months

Dear @AIRTEL_KE , you need to do a forensic audit into Collins Jomaisi Khalisia's database and confirm whether the suspect has been using your lines to commit crime Otherwise, you will go down as the preferred service provider for serial killers and other deadly criminals.

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Author Sakwah Ongoma

@CSakwah

2 years

After we defeat Uganda and liberate Ugandans from Museveni and his son, I will write their new constitution. Sauti Sol will compose their new national anthem. Mike Sonko will be their temporary president until they elect a new one.

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@CSakwah

2 months

“Everyone's a whore, Grace. We just sell different parts of ourselves.” - Tommy Shelby, in Peaky Blinders.

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@CSakwah

2 months

The unsung hero of team Kenya at the Olympics has to be Julius Yego. He has finished 5th with one of the best all-time throws. This, after struggling with injuries and lack of support from the government, is very impressive.

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@CSakwah

3 months

This is darker than how our parents painted the Moi image. This is Idi Amin Dada kind of era. We are ruled by sadists and people with zero regard towards human life.

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@CSakwah

3 months

Didmus Baraza has blocked me for reminding him that he is under investigation for killing a person in Kimilili, for assaulting a contractor on camera, and threatening people in his constituency.

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Author Sakwah Ongoma

@CSakwah

4 months

We are selling fear and threats to our MPs.

Fafa Mukuru

@osoroKE

4 months

What are you selling this morning?

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Author Sakwah Ongoma

@CSakwah

3 years

This is the second time Jalang'o and Kamene are using my thread stories for their radio Content. It is sad that even after Jalang'o read my thread story and coined his content from it, he still referred to me as 'A thread from this guy.' No acknowledgment, no nothing.

Kamene Goro

@KameneGoro

3 years

@JalangoMwenyewe amesema mapenzi ya watu wawili usiingilie 😂 #KameneAndJalas @Kiss100kenya

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@CSakwah

3 months

Oya, @SafaricomPLC , @Safaricom_Care si hiyo donation mngepea victims directly the way Hanifa is doing instead ya kupea CEO wa KNH a cheque. He was recently arrested for corruption and is being accused of embezzling KNH to its death bed.

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@CSakwah

3 months

The way I know this app, it won't be long before the names of the people who took money from the government are revealed.

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@CSakwah

3 months

Let it be remembered that Weston Hotel, built on grabbed public land, is registered under a company owned by Charlene Ruto... Based on documents shared by Jacob Juma on Twitter.

Kenyans.co.ke

@Kenyans

3 months

As a president's daughter, I have no doubt in my mind that Ruto truthfully holds the best interests of Kenyans at heart - Charlene Ruto

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@CSakwah

3 months

William Ruto is sending all the brilliant young people to build Canada, Australia, England and other nations while draining the brain of Kenya. Who will build Kenya? Makena Mwita.

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Author Sakwah Ongoma

@CSakwah

3 years

STORY THREAD When my girlfriend’s ex-boyfriend started getting too cozy and flirty with my then-girlfriend during a trip in Naivasha, I became jittery and caused an unsettling scene. Nancy was the type of girl who traveled to quench her desire to explore the world as well

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@CSakwah

3 months

I screamed when the Anonymous tweet appeared on my timeline.

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Author Sakwah Ongoma

@CSakwah

3 years

Story Thread My ex-girlfriend, Bobo, had a friend that did not fancy me good enough to be Bobo’s boyfriend. She believed that Bobo deserved better. For these reasons, she peddled Bobo to men whom she felt were more deserving of her love & beauty. 1 of the men was from Nigeria.

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Author Sakwah Ongoma

@CSakwah

3 months

Kairo, you are a car shopkeeper. Stop overstating your importance to Kenyans. You don't add intellectual or material value to this course.

khalif kairo

@KhalifKairo

3 months

For as long as the’re people like Kairo not willing to tow the line and follow the script, This new protests will not be successful. Solution? Discredit him. Call him a traitor. Bully him into silence. Well? It won’t work. I hate politicians the same way i hate political NGOs.

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@CSakwah

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We will be betraying our comrades from TikTok and those who are not on social media if we host the president on a Twitter space.

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@CSakwah

3 months

William Ruto will not survive this. He has to go. The police are already shooting people on the streets. He has to go. He has. The whole nation is speaking one tongue. He has to go.

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Author Sakwah Ongoma

@CSakwah

3 years

STORY THREAD One evening, as I walked down River Road, I spotted one of the most beautiful girls I have ever seen in my life. She was parading herself outside the corner house on the Luthuli Street and River Road junction, the famous brothel.

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