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@hellenjeriKe

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Kenyan political Agent. Hustler diehard. #AgentHellen

Dubai, United Arab Emirates
Joined September 2020
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2 years
There must be something strengthening the bond between Ruto and Ndindi Nyoro that we don't know.
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2 years
Boring Sunday
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Now Wetangula is more powerful than Raila. Leave alone Kalonzo 😂.
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2 years
Ruto should give Wangui Ngirici a position in his government. That woman did a lot of work to build UDA in Kirinyaga
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2 years
My friend Muthoni Wa kirumba has resigned from Kameme FM due to biases in politics. Her Boss Gatonye Wa Mbugua has been forcing them to market Azimio in their show but she stood firm and decided to protect her professionalism.
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Salaries of State officials to be reduced, President by 30% and other state officials by 20% Mps to MCas by 15% and 10% respectively. We're heading somewhere.
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2 years
Smokin Wanjala: Can hackers change form 34A delivered by road to Bomas? James Orengo: My lords, you don't know Itumbi
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The 4 IEBC commissioners asks; How can Raila have 25% in 34 counties and Ruto 25% in 39 counties yet we only have 47 counties? According to them; 34 plus 39 gives you 73 counties yet Kenya has only 47 counties Chebukati has really suffered working with these four🤣 😭🙌
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3 years
Today I have decided to show you my driver. Kama mbaya mbaya 😂.
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2 years
Hi
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3 years
In Nairobi if we won't be careful, we won't win any seat. We can't have Margaret Wanjiru as governor candidate, Omanga as woman rep and Karen Nyamu as senator or whatever. Non of them is qualified to run Nairobi county. We must tell the party the Truth.
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2 years
Hustlers hamna huruma. Kwani hamjui Gideon Moi Hana wazazi
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Did you notice Karua's make-up was done by muthokinju paints?
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2 years
Mathira constituency. Gachagua's home. Ni noma msee😂
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2 years
Between 200k salary in Dubai and 80k salary in Kenya, what's better?
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Matiangi.... Kichwa kubwa. Pack please. We're coming for you.
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Is this a coincidence? All in UDA colours
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3 years
UHURU: am not mad to choose Raila over Ruto. KENYANS: we are not mad to choose Ruto over Raila
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Now kati yangu na Pauline Njoroge, who's in government? 😂
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Weekend well spent.
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Raila huogopa Ruto such that, he cannot plan any demonstration. Anajua Ruto sio uhuru
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Ni wapi ukiguzwa unafeel tu kupeana🍆🍑😂
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It's Ruto's Day. Yellow Is the colour.
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Ukitegemea charger moja Kuna siku utalala mteja. Sijui kama tunaelewana.
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What Azimio should not try is a repeat election. Mt Kenya will vote like hell.
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This UDA wave is doing fumigation Hadi MaasaiLand.. Rasta Matuta out🤣
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Boniface Mwangi won't be happy to see this.
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Davis ChirChir is our engine. Touching him is the biggest mistake ever. Don't try.
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Who would ever thought Ruto will use Kenya Air Force.
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Ndindi Nyoro: Rule no.1 ☝️.....Attack in First half and score. Then defend after halftime!
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This bananas look beautiful. But curved one looks more beautiful 👍.
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He's back after Sakaja's clearance. 😂
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When I remember how Junet Mohammed conducted BBI ceremony in Bomas, I feel I need to thank God more.
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Ambieni Boniface Mwangi that her girlfriend @MarthaKarua has lost.
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This world is not our home🤣🤣🤣
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Those handling ( @WilliamsRuto )'s twitter account just know there is a reason he followed me before he got elected. Unfollowing me it won't change the fact that I campaigned for him tirelessly and I needed nothing from him. He's a good Man. I will still support him regardless
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If you have ever washed your uniform at 6:00a.m , squeezed it with a towel, ironed it and wore it to school by 7:30a m 😀😆, wewe sio mtu wa kutishwa na pressure.
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I knew Ruto will do this before sacking them. They must feel the pain. Matiangi can't believe. Munya tumbo ni kuguruma tu, Tobiko ... Wacha tu
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With this I agree with you Mr president. No president has ever made Kenyans queue for petrol and milk. No president has made people suffer the way you have done. Congratulations.
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2 years
DNA test is expensive. Just insult your baby Mama's friends and you will hear the news.
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Maturity
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Hi
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Lorry ikishamwaga mzigo inakaa parking dakika ngapi alafu isonge? Kama huelewi achana nayo
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Hi
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As we end the campaign, naomba all my 180k followers to vote for Kenya Kwanza and specifically William Ruto. Thank you
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One day I will be the president of Kenya. Inshallah
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If Gachagua can do this to Martha, what will happen to Raila? Am really scared the guy may faint on the podium.
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Ruto started receiving security briefing this morning. He's is the president.
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I now understand why God called Abraham to get circumcised at his old age 😯😯😯
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣am dying.
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Pauline Njoroge you should respect me from now.
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2023 is coming in 3 months, Lord I'm not asking for much, I pray that whoever reading this stays ALIVE and BE BLESSED
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Raila is sleeping when Ruto is voting.
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I never support a losing candidate. William Ruto is the next president as I told you before.
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If Diana is not a prostitute, then I don't know the meaning of a prostitute.
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Reminder, Rigathi Gachagua is the one receiving security briefing every morning on behalf of president Ruto. Not many would wish to hear this but it's a reality They have to live with.
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As kikuyus, we live to know our biggest enemies.
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Ceiling za kilimani ziko na mteja mpya.
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Hi
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CS's position to be renewed every 18 months depending with performance. If a CS doesn't work, HOME.
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Hi
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Kuria ni Mafia... Anazunguka kila Mt Kenya counties checking if everything is okay. Njamba ya Ruriri.
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Please Gachagua, spare that woman today. She is a single Mom.
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My people from Embakasi East, please make sure you send the DJ Evolve's shooter home. Elect Francis Murithi of UDA
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Hi
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Azimio have been requesting us to give Gachagua mic. You got it today in full dose.
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What a feeling to be followed by the president of Kenya.
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Congratulations @WilliamsRuto . You have made Kenyans proud. Next move. Swearing in.
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Kithure Kindiki needs your prayers.
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NO DRUNKARD GOES HOME SILENTLY...!!!!
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Natembeya should know politics is not police department. Today he has met with the owner of the ground in Kitale.
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Men, after first round Don't remove it. Slowly and it will become hard again. Am talking to you men. Stop laughing.
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Two hrs ago, Raila called Ruto and congratulated him. Raila is a good Man . The only people who makes him bad is those who surrounds him so that they can remain active in politics. E.g woman representative of Suna East
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COTU must have a new chair person.
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This man of God is the next president.
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Good morning @mwalimu_dida
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Ndindi Nyoro will be a very prominent politician and leader in future. Something special with him, he has respect, follows his senior's advice and he doesn't have pride in himself. I adore you @NdindiNyoro
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Hi
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Hi
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Kama mtu ako na makende nne ajaribu kunguza William Ruto. We should do politics without violence. If someone has to win through violence, he better be told Kenya is beyond that.
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Dear William Ruto, I have decided to ambush you Infront of my followers atleast I will get half of them to support me. Please give Muigai Wa Njoroge any amount he may ask to campaign for you in the mountain. Thank me after 10 August.
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The relationship between Martha Karua and Boniface Mwangi is raising questions.
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Good morning. Time to hustle.
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Someone to check Wangui Ngirici whether she's okay
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The place Raila has beaten Ruto is only luo Nyanza
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The government they wanted.
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I am followed by the president of Kenya. What a feeling. What a moment to be alive.
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Hi Azimio
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Gachagua please go slow to Mama. 😂
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Yani Kidero has thrashed Wanga like nonsense
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Hi.
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Whaaaattttt
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William Ruto will win by 58% for all votes casted. Mark this tweet.
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Ruto maybe the son of nobody, but he will make Kenya the country of everybody.
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Hi @AtwoliDza , Is William Ruto's name in the ballot? Just curious to know.
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If Martha Karua is a senior counsel, then Hassan Joho is a professor in medicine.
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My driver ( @JMjuniorK ) soon is becoming my husband. I have finally agreed to wed him. Wedding ceremony in Abu Dhabi. May this year. More updates to follow 😊.
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Uhuru Kenyatta popularity in Mt Kenya faded the day he chose Raila over Ruto. Kikuyus cannot be ruled by pharisees. We're the mau mau fighters. We reject everything that goes against our taboos. Take this to bank, Ruto will get 95%of votes in Mt Kenya.
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It's a nice morning to be followed by the real 5th.
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The military should call Ruto now for the briefing and training on how to inspect the guard of honour. It's done. Ruto is the next president without doubt.
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