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tejas mandre (int/char)

@TejasMandre

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Diverse interests - Tech, Politics, Food. Engineer @nutanix ; prev: @vmware

Bengaluru & Pune
Joined March 2015
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@TejasMandre
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New beginnings 🙌
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@TejasMandre
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Jaldi jaldi 6 months ki internship kar leta hun. Phir 1:1 career guidance mentorship bhi chaalu karni hain
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@Rohhshit avg. laung da lashkara fan :) 😂
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@TejasMandre
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@hellonehha I have a - discord bot with 10k+ active members - distributed key value store in c++ - c++ tcp sockets tic tac toe with an automated build system and still no confidence to ask for that much whenever talking to senior tech folks.
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@TejasMandre
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Next.js you are the best. You give me components and SEO at the same time ♥️ Thanks @vercel
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@TejasMandre
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@shanyasinhaa Nope, bhai is cooler. The language syntax otherwise would have become hi bro, bye bro, say bro, till bro 😂
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@TejasMandre
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@newt0nlaws Leaked UN Environmental Summit Speech
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@TejasMandre
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1 year
One of the many VMWare Bengaluru aesthetics 👉👈
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@TejasMandre
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@rpandey1234 7. Learn how to write a proper google search query 😂
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@tanaypratap
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If everyone is hustling, then who’s living?
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@TejasMandre
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@Shambhavi130 Moti se na Hiro se na jevar se... ☠️
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@TejasMandre
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@hajarkagalwa Ek Alien device ka asar ho gaya Use baandha jab kalaee pe gajab ho gaya Yeh aam bachcha dekho kitana khaas ho gaya He's ... Anokhee shaktiyon ka ab yeh maalik ho gaya Jab chaaha ek alien mein badal gaya Upgrade, Four Arms, Diamond Head ya Ripjaws ban gaya He's ..
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@TejasMandre
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3 years
@codingyuri GitHub is such a massive platform now. They could add job postings, dating services for developers 😂 social network for developers and what not.
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@TejasMandre
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1 year
We've launched our side project first time on @PeerlistHQ Make sure to check it out, content writers on twitter specially this ones for you!
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@TejasMandre
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3 years
@Adyasha8105 Question to people who are commenting: Is 3.6 LPA sufficient to survive ? I wanted to ask on Quora 😂😂😂 but anyway
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@TejasMandre
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@rons1212 Avg. software dude sliding into the week end.
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@TejasMandre
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4 months
Got a new laptop to write some HTML 🙂
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@TejasMandre
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2 years
My rapido guy was wearing a swiggy jacket with a Zomato bag
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@TejasMandre
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10 months
Bangalore mein poha serve karneka tareeka abhi bada kezual hain 👍
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@TejasMandre
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@Sylvia_Makowiec Becuase....Hey your api is throwing an error. Why should this be handled in the UI, make your back end do it You can simply catch the exception by try catch why expect the API to do it
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@TejasMandre
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@TheJackForge When I wrote code 30 days ago only God and I knew what it does. Now only god knows
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@TejasMandre
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1 year
Laying out the bro code: 1. Bros before hoes 2. No contact with bro's ex 3. Prevent bro from dating someone stupid 4. When bro is drunk, everything is forgiven 5. Bro's sister is your sister 6. Have your bro's back, always add more as needed 👇
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@TejasMandre
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I want to express my gratitude towards @Peerlist for helping us to launch for free on this month's project spotlight. We got more early adopters for our MVP than expected. Thank you so much!
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@TejasMandre
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8 months
BJP is calling me and asking to vote for Modiji in Loksabha elections. Anyone receiving such calls? How are they getting the phone numbers? Is this a fair practice?
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@TejasMandre
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Good bye Bangalore 👋. It's been an amazing two years.
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@TejasMandre
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Took Sodexo because it is tax fee. Paid tax on swiggy using Sodexo.🫡
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@TejasMandre
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3 years
@NanouuSymeon Front end dev you mean 🙂 For web you'd want to add Express.js or any other server side framework as well
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@TejasMandre
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@iponikar Bhai mere waale mein toh manager se milvaana padta hain college ko 🙂
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@TejasMandre
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1 year
Adulting is having 10+ unread Instagram DMs but 0 unread emails 🙂
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@TejasMandre
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2 years
@MokashiAnant @anmolm_ @muley_suyash Startups these days = how to raise funds != how to solve problems
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Steps I follow to understand a new codebase - Talk to the team, get an overview - Start with the use case - Read design docs - Clone the repository - Look at the driver code - Understand the build process, CI/CD and tests to grab the workflow - Dive deep into the code
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🚀 Another Milestone! My bot just passed 400 servers today! Join the fun, climb the leaderboards, and challenge your friends in epic word battles! Invite to your server now: #Discord #WordChain #Milestone #GamingRefree
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@TejasMandre
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@akshaymarch7 Not able to clear interviews? Shani is the one to blame.
@TejasMandre
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10 months
dheere dheere samajh aaraha hain, interview kyun nahi nikla
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@TejasMandre
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@hajarkagalwa Fun fact: This was sung by Sunidhi Chauhan
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@TejasMandre
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11 months
Ameero ki scheme mere haath lagi hain.
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@TejasMandre
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I feel I've got some serious debugging skills. Got assigned to a new project (Java - very less experience) having an XXXL codebase and a lot of infra dependency. Solved a bug ina few hours. Reading through the code written by some of the best programmers out there teaches alot.
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@TejasMandre
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@tushaarmehtaa none of them have kitchen as their workplace 💀💀
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@TejasMandre
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1 year
Audio call ₹99 Video call ₹199 . . . . . . . . Guys career guidance on topmate ki baat kar raha hun
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@TejasMandre
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Last 15 days activity on my bot. 👉 Boarded a 100K+ members discord server 👉 Shipped 4 new features 👉 Added economy 👉 Planned a shop feature Check out the bot at Website work in progress. Current one is built by ChatGPT
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@TejasMandre
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@NetflixIndia Is there any other better answer than this? I'll wait
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@TejasMandre
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ChatGPT is down. Calling it a day :)
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@TejasMandre
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Vibe check ✅
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@TejasMandre
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Tax payers are the biggest minority.
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@TejasMandre
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@jpegaurekpeg kyun chase kar rahe the?
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@TejasMandre
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1 year
In Pune, everyone knows everyone. Trust me.
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@TejasMandre
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1 year
Learnt the useful skill of turning a 20 liter bisleri can upside down to put it on a dispenser. ✅✅
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@TejasMandre
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@sameeracan Pay should be calculated in terms of the value that the contributions are bringing to the company instead of the total number of hours worked.
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@TejasMandre
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I found this in Bangalore 🥹
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@TejasMandre
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The Nest - Handi, Chikmanglaru
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@TejasMandre
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2 years
0₹ setup legit
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@tanaypratap
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आजकल बच्चे लोग कॉलेज में date वगैरह भी करते हो या सब side hustle में ही लगे हुए हो?
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@TejasMandre
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2 years
#chatgpt4 website has an example for language translation in Marathi.
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@TejasMandre
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Happy Meal
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@TejasMandre
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2 years
@Uttupaaji Property ke papers, aur kya? 🙂
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@TejasMandre
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3 years
I spent 2 hours in testing the tests that I wrote for unit testing my django project. #Python #Django #testing
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@TejasMandre
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Afghanistan chased it so comfortably. Also what an effort by Pathum Nissanka, could've easily been the catch of the tournament. Witnessed an international match live for the first time at the MCA stadium. #AFGvsSL #CWC2023
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@TejasMandre
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Atlassian engineers don't y'all leectcode???? MAKE JIRA FAST and more responsive to actions!!!!!!!! Please 🙏🙏
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@TejasMandre
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11 months
Hi, @airtelindia is trying to do fraud 🙂. Please beware. 1. Took a 6 month plan 2. After 6 months, they converted my pre paid to post paid without notice. 3. Got at least 10 calls, asked each one to cancel my conn. 4. They've kept on billing no matter what. (2 mnths now)
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@TejasMandre
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7 months
YouTube ads Banners Personal phone number - Calls Messages WhatsApp messages Facebook ads TV ads Govt. Websites Workers spray painting lotuses on public walls. Movie propagandas. Jaha dekho vaha BJP aur Modiji hain. Feels like harrasment at this point.
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@TejasMandre
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3 years
Resources to become a web dev in #Java from #YouTube 1. Java basics by Navin Reddy - 7 hrs course. Watch on 2x 2. Edureka Spring - 4 hrs course watch on 2x 3. Postgresql - Amigos Code 4. Spring JPA - Amigos Code 5. Spring boot in 90 mins - Amigos Code
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@TejasMandre
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11 months
सातारा, महाराष्ट्र
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@TejasMandre
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@iammemeloper I know people who'll buy this calling it an "ecosystem" 🤢
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@TejasMandre
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@whynesspower2 I see the problem with my career now
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@TejasMandre
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9 months
@speckydude_js the lumia phones were heavily underrated. app developers chose not to support the OS while releasing apps on the competitors OSs resulting in low utility.
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@TejasMandre
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11 months
@kadaipaneeeer just hoping she doesn't translate the hashtag to hindi 💀
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@TejasMandre
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1 year
Are you a variable? Cause I'd never let you go out of scope
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@TejasMandre
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2 years
@RitikKhatana13 Pehle raita mein jira failate the, Ab jira mein raita failate hain 😂 credits: Linkedin
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@TejasMandre
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1 year
Code aisa likho ki khud ko bhi ek hafte baad samajh na aaye 🙂
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@TejasMandre
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10 months
Bangalore weather right now.
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@TejasMandre
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2 years
My neighbouring uncle asked me "kya kar rahe rahe ho aaj kal?" I said last year. He then asked "placement vagere kuch hua ya nahi?" I said "Haan, VMware mein intern hun abhi." He then said "Kuch nahi beta, aur mehnat kar lo infosys ya tcs mein bhi lag jaaoge"
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@TejasMandre
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2 years
@divyaappathak Satara, Panchagani - Beautiful mountain ranges, good weather, low pollution. Decent number of schools, hospitals as well.
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@TejasMandre
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Software engineering bro code: Always collaborate, Don't compete.
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@TejasMandre
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1 year
Aesthetic ke 14
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@TejasMandre
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3 years
I have created a hands-on on using Docker for containerising a full-stack application (also includes Nginx containers). Do give it a read. The repository is open for pull requests.
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@TejasMandre
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Start up idea: Engineering College 💀
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@TejasMandre
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Everything was fine until they made them realise about "India". Harwa diya 😭😭😭 #INDvsAUS #CWC23Final
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@TejasMandre
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Devs are pushing code taken straight from chatgpt without refactoring it. Design pattern followed so far to keep the repo organised and uniform gaya bhaad mein 🥲
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@TejasMandre
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2 years
@MokashiAnant @mehakagrawall Noddy, Bob the builder, Courage the cowardly dog, Richie rich
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@TejasMandre
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1 year
Told a relative I work at VMware. After sometime I got a message asking if she could get any discount on this 🙂
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@TejasMandre
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2 years
@Nitishtwt06 My professor once said what is hackerrank? Naam mein hee hacker hain toh college data toh hack nahi kar lega na? Hehehe ... 🙂 Hasu ya rou?
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@TejasMandre
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7 months
Bengaluru is super hot right now 🥵
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@TejasMandre
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2 years
Before gpt: spend 2 hours writing code, 30 mins debugging After gpt: 30 mins for getting all the code in place, 2 hours for debugging
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@TejasMandre
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10x developer possessions - A desktop or a laptop - A printer to print stuff - A gun to shoot that printer if it starts making any weird noises Cause they ain't trusting any tech sh*t.
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@TejasMandre
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11 months
Friend zoned. Now stop the rumours please.
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@TejasMandre
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@localdrain gta san Andreas
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@TejasMandre
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@TejasMandre
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8 months
Teddy for the teddy day.
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@TejasMandre
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4 months
Learning on the job along with the existing codebase is 10x faster and efficient than religiously following a youtube tutorial.
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@TejasMandre
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1 year
Breaking prod is somehow being glorified for fun these days.
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@TejasMandre
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3 years
@amanpreet_27 You can't sit and cry 🙂 you've to be tough always
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@TejasMandre
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4 months
🥺🥺
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@TejasMandre
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2 months
I want to go back to "We can't give you full marks in language" days. 🙂
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@TejasMandre
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1 year
@uzaxirr Worse part is you'll see 👋 in the comments
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@TejasMandre
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1 year
Office equipment 👍
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@TejasMandre
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2 years
Saw a PR on Twitter algorithm repo titled "Fixes all Twitter issues" that deleted all the 5000 files in the repo.
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@TejasMandre
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Future commute, nostalgia, a way to settle disputes? Road rash
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@TejasMandre
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6 months
Did anyone even play this game after level 5? - I.G.I
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@TejasMandre
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Bro was the first one to lose his job to AI
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