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View from my porch, lightning storm incoming

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Bad news for the 40% of law enforcement who are now disqualified

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Supreme Court upholds law banning domestic abusers from owning guns in major Second Amendment ruling

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As folks freeze to death in the Midwest, an Ohio pastor is charged for offering shelter - USA TODAY

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"If only they'd just surrender it would be over" Motherfucker this army shoots *pregnant women* waving white flags. It shoots *its own hostages* waving white flags. They're not stopping, they're going all the way.

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@CNNPolitics Kamala: America is Back Vietnam:

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If a single sentence could be nominated for a Pulitzer, I think we’d have a contender

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What a paragraph

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A loooot of people thinking I believe this will actually happen. Jesus folks, yes I know, we live in hellworld, you don't need to tag @ badlegaltakes

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My niece is in a pediatric ICU in New York. She was on a family trip and caught “some kind of virus” that first attacked her lungs, then drove her blood sugar to 900. She’s 10.

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No need for the passive voice here. The miners’ death squad murdered the village leader and have taken over. Bolsonaro’s brazil.

Amazon gold miners invade indigenous village in Brazil after its leader is killed

Brazil’s police have been urged to investigate a ‘very tense situation’ in Amapá state

www.theguardian.com

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“Is it cause we both have hijabs?” It’s a lay-up, all he had to say was “no” - and he couldn’t/wouldn’t. Breathtaking.

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🧵 On Saturday, January 27th at the @KamalaHarris "Get The Vote Out" event in Las Vegas, two visible members of the Muslim community wearing hijabs were not let in by campaign officials. The Biden/Harris campaign is clearly fanning the flames of Islamophobia.

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@Chinchillazllla @fishontherun2 The quaint liberalism of my youth is a distant memory, as now I can only think to choose between blunt and sharp objects

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@tekstone Or they'll just flout it, state-of-exception style

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@banalplay Radiation is endemic now, we have to learn to live with it. This radiophobia is holding back the Dow.

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@LHSummers This does not, In fact, transcend politics

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Nobody is giving edibles to your goddamn kids, the things are expensive, what’s wrong with you

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Officials: Trick or treaters beware marijuana candy, edibles

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@eeberquist A coworker solicited headshots to upload for our email profiles, HR, etc. I thought the whole thing was a joke and sent this. She went and uploaded it without looking, so this was me company-wide for about an hour

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@DesireeAlliance self-reported figure so... yes

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@Andrew_3000 @BrandyLJensen

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Who's the definition of a 'stupid person's idea of a clever person'

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Christ

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@antifaoperative If that’s what he was doing stateside, just imagine what he got up to on deployment

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@eeberquist She’s been moved to a farm upstate, where she gets to play with other queens outside all day

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Everything Everywhere All At Once (2021)

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@AshleeMPreston Congrats on 7+ years of sobriety. But I don’t see amends for the lies you told in the last 48 hours.

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This is insanely good news. Unbelievably good news. The world’s worst humanitarian crisis - by far - appears to be coming to an end. Yemen War Cease-fire Talks Thanks to China

To Help End the Yemen War, All China Had to Do Was Be Reasonable

A Saudi-led coalition is expected to enter Yemen war cease-fire talks with Houthis after China intervened to impose concessions to the rebels.

theintercept.com

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@nintendo6664 @zephycat229 Lol, didn’t the last “bus of antifas” turn out to be a family in a camper van?

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@verysmallanna @patrickwinegar Lol my cousin is a chef and his recent *progress* is that he’s off meth and back to vodka only. Wow.

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Elon making Yglesias look good may be his greatest crime yet

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Elon literally arguing that political censorship is fine when he does it because he's getting pressure to do it from authoritarian governments

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@beena1282 @BethLynch2020

'They’re Getting Away With Rape': Former NYPD Cops Admit To Having Sex With Teen In Their Custody...

'They had sex with her, they took a bribe. They didn't take it in the form of rape.'

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If my college dean had evicted me with only 15 minutes (!) to gather all of my possessions, then sent me a note like this….. I don’t know what I’d do. It feels like every authority figure in every institution is going mask-off and flaunting their sadism.

🍉Prof. Thrasher is on summer writing hiatus 🔻

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And, for cruelly offering to “book a flight to you to return to Georgia” for a student she just made homeless (after giving them only 15 minutes to get out of their dorm), the #DailyOverseer Award goes for the second time to…Barnard Dean Leslie Grinage! #OverseerAwards

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@NickKristof They have the largest budget in their history; you are just straight-up lying.

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@purplerainblue “It was her first time and was my best time” should be read back to him at his tribunal, JFC

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@babadookspinoza “Our team” has lost sight of the fact that most of the world lives outside our propaganda bubble, and the counter-story we’re getting today won’t play anywhere else

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@sashaIysm My friend's HS class had a Japanese exchange student who was gunned down by a homeowner while trick-or-treating. When his parents flew in for a memorial service at the school, it was considered a scandal that they declined to stand and recite the pledge. This place.

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@elivalley I love that two lifetime Gazans and experienced operators have to explain to each other where basic landmarks are

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@SxarletRed I believe she got PPP forgiveness too

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@LavioManca5043 @vivafalastin @Ronnie_Smash Oh it’s real. Her congressional reps wouldn’t return her parents’ calls, and they got threats for years. Alan Rickman produced a play about her.

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@thelittlechem @Lexi_Caly Charming how “essential” came to mean “conscripted”

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Cops looting voting stations.

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New York City, NY: non-protest, no # NYPD cops looting facemasks and other PPE made available to voters in Red Hook as they stand in ludicrously long lines to vote The cops are still rioting... [ @NYCCouncil38 ]

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.⁦ @cushbomb ⁩ bent reality once again - we are now in the “Mother, Moher, Mother!” moment

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@Chinchillazllla @MiamiHerald Standing her ground, so to speak

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@eeberquist No evolution from this

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@AshleeMPreston I mean, last I checked this was yesterday

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@Orbitron121 Especially since one of the worst offenders in the last couple weeks has been the NYT. ("HIT THE BRAKES HIT THE BRAKES" lol)

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@halomancer1 Same thing with transitioning because his daughter hates him. Any contortion is more feasible than admitting the problem lies with him

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@EoinHiggins_ Her mailing it in and thinking she nailed it will never not be funny to me

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We’re supposed to believe the guy who condemns boycotts supports a strike.

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HAPPENING NOW: 2020 candidate Pete Buttigieg joins picket line of striking Stop & Shop workers.

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@mrs_socialista But did they get his seed

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@SLCHunk Yup lol. If I were paying her I'd be pissed that she doesn't have better neoliberal rebuttals than "false". Even N*ah Sm*th can muster some word salad

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@Vermeullarmine Ah, the genocide-denial two-step. “It didn’t happen, but if it did it was worth it.”

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@Rrrrnessa I read a piece - I think in Jewish Currents - a while back about Jewish Israelis now living in Berlin who’ve received citations for antisemitism - from gentile German officials - for protesting Israeli policies. Just surreal

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@0xUFPFella @mrbenwexler

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@GarbageApe Oh I’ll raise ya

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@hilaryagro This is a psyop to make me take the horse paste

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@scumbelievable The number of people praising her “bravery” for spiking her own book in the face of bullying has sent me

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I think he’s come around on the “dog” question

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@mrfunkykon It's such an "oh shit, hit the brakes" moment, I'm amazed she didn't just take down the OP.

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@willmenaker Same guy

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@pugmane The Chapo episode where they do the Dear Caleb letter “Stuff I Found on Your Computer” and Matt nearly has a stroke laughing at the reveal. Fucking classic

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@fishontherun2 @KevinForBOS I believe the part where they stole all the homeless people’s cash

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I believe this sort of thing has historically been referred to as a “death march”

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This evacuation order would force Palestinians to walk around 1.5 to 4+ hours from the closest and farthest points east of Rafah (red) to north of Khan Younis (yellow). Along their path is total devastation, confirmed and unknown mass graves, and potential unexploded ordinances.

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@SeanMcCarthyCom Iraq body count all over again. The civic mechanisms for counting the dead are vaporized, so we get stuck at the 30k number while real deaths just spiral down into hell

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@TerroristSweet @OurHiddenHistry Jesus, apparently he did 2 of those years in one of the worst (and that’s saying something) German POW camps before escaping

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@saletan People are mocking, but keep in mind Will is a numbers man

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@Commie_Angel @Logan_Ratick also.....

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@eeberquist Reading is ableist, books give you bruises, how am I doing

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Holy shit this owns. No wonder Chelsea dislikes Omar so much

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I feel seen

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@DiabolicalSpuds

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@eeberquist Every now and then this one becomes very topical

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@Bryan_Keeley1 @Mediaite JFC man they were not outgunned, they had full armor and tactical rifles at least equivalent to his

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It took these troglodytes almost a year to formulate an excuse, and they settled on cowardice. Slow clap. Five stars, guys.

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1/ Officers responding to the Uvalde shooting said they were afraid to immediately engage the gunman because he was using an AR-15, a Texas Tribune investigation has revealed. This drove their decision to wait over an hour for a Border Patrol SWAT team.

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@Toadcialism TY. At least she’s unconscious- they’ve knocked her out while they put her on dialysis to flush her out and avoid stressing her organs Her poor parents

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A Ramadan party triggered her worse than a “Free Parking” sign

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The Palestinians are giving out candy again tonight and partying in the streets as two Israelis are dead and eight are wounded. The next time you say "Free Palestine", or sign a letter with BDS, or cancel a gig in Israel, I hope you know that you're on the side of evil.

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This man is not your friend. Biden Sides With Big Pharma Against Affordable Coronavirus Vaccine Plan

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@pineappleheave Latest word is she’s stable, as in breathing unassisted and they’ve gotten her sugar down to 500. They’re trying to bring it down slowly so as to not shock the pancreas given it’s obviously under attack

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@TheMcKenziest Ah I see the passive voice perfected for the police can be redeployed as we descend

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@allisonkollins @Crooow1 A friend's wife (born abroad) was describing how they got mobbed by monkeys while on vacation - "and all of a sudden all of these monkeys gangbanged us"

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@AnaMardoll I’m flashing back to the east coasters who mocked us for freezing to death last year because we “voted” for Abbott

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@neeratanden @Eukaryote Which uncannily describes the relationship between Antifa and the white nationalists

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These pics are UVA by the way. Where the cops let nazis march shouting “Jews will not replace us”, threaten a synagogue and kill someone, but they draw the line at protesting genocide

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The Fourth @uva

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Listen to the gasps and mostly silence, it’s like he just cracked a joke about Stalin in front of the party congress Get this man some security

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#GoldenGlobes host Jerrod Carmichael makes a dig at Scientology: "Backstage, I found these three Golden Globe awards that Tom Cruise returned...I think maybe we take these three things and exchange them for the safe return of Shelly Miscavige."

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@nytimesbooks Buy the book

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@peg_mclaugh @RomulusJohnston If they remember occupy, BLM protests they somehow retcon Obama as being supportive of the protest instead of a target. Also remember code pink protesting drones not 1 yr into the presidency

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Sweet Christ Omar’s brother is headlining for Bernie.

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@liz_franczak I’m guessing we’ll be getting the “ooof” update shortly

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@OUnderfolder in my experience both

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@Hickenlooper OK, the logical next step from that argument would be to drop out ASAP.

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@DougJBalloon Maybe their “Hitler Tamed By Prison” headline comes close but damn

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@EricLevitz Forever Twirling Twirling Twirling toward a Big Structural Two-State Solution

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Harvard: “You repeatedly said the n-word last year? Admission rescinded.” “You masterminded the poisoning and slow-motion ethnic cleansing of an entire city? May I interest you in a fellowship?”

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@JortsTheCat Oh my god I’m crying

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@herosnvrdie69 When I was in Germany, students asked “do you really do that thing we heard about? Every morning?” Me: “oh yeah, you guys don’t?” Then: “uh, not since 1945 no”

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@TheMcKenziest I just don't understand how they think they can put the toothpaste back in the tube. 1) Not enough ppl will go back to restore revenues, 2) the entire sector was predicated on a low rate environment High rates and maturity walls are insurmountable IMO

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@Drew11071459

Do 40% of police officer families experience domestic violence? It's complicated

A study claims that 40% of police officer families experience domestic violence, but where is that number coming from? A meme circulating on Facebook is making the claim based on that study, but is...

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@nkulw I wonder if there’s a veiled threat there, considering what the US did to Al Jazeera journalists during the Iraq war

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@socialistdogmom What use are quarantine procedures anyway? Oh wait

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This is the same guy who killed a sex worker (and mother) in Columbus last year, likely a murder after shakedown-gone-awry.

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Police officer Andrew Mitchell was just indicted on federal charges of raping & kidnapping women. When asked why they had not reported the incidents, the women consistently responded that they could not “report it to the police because it was the police.”

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