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1/3 of @NoPantsCrunch . Phee Fan Club. Luka Garza Enjoyer. Son of Mike Conley. Former Greg Monroe Reverer. Unnecessarily tall. A real nice guy.

Joined February 2012
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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21 days
*Ahem* Skol
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Anthony Edwards catching a lob Dunk in a Gold Medal game from his childhood hero might actually be what movies is made of
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5 months
Well this is just not true
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@DVDJXX
Jody Poppa Pump 🦍🪃
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I don’t think the Timberwolves gon win this series the Mavs have a Luka and they don’t
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5 months
Losing my mind at Ant knocking Daniel Gafford and Derrick Jones Jr into each other like Scooby-Doo villains 😂
@balldontstop
Ball Don't Stop
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Anthony Edwards with two ridiculous buckets in the clutch 🥶 Foot work on point. Long live the middy. Special young player.
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3 months
Remember when teams didn’t want to draft Anthony Edwards because they didn’t think he liked basketball lol.
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ALWAYS A TREASURE ON THE MIC 🎙️ 🗣️ Ant being Ant with #USABMNT 🙌
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Hell yeah let’s go!
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@TheRealGOP
The Real GOP 🇺🇸
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The Minnesota Vikings are evidently all-in on PRIDE, a divisive cultural and some even say toxic issue. They are one of the few if only teams to change their team logo on X to support PRIDE. Notice how the Vikings logo looks compare to KC - a much more successful team that win
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@Timberwolves
Minnesota Timberwolves
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tied franchise record for most players with 10+ PTS in a playoff game. 👏
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5 months
Dream jersey rotation. Don’t need 45 new alts every year just give us these 3 on repeat.
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@JVSwaps
JV
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It's simple. Match the colors and logos from two fan-favorite throwbacks and the Timberwolves have an iconic uniform for the Anthony Edwards takeover.
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6 months
BREAKING: I would like to file a grievance with the NBA “over how Joel Embiid plays basketball”
@LegionHoops
Legion Hoops
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BREAKING: The 76ers plan to file a grievance with the NBA “over the officiating across the first two games” of series with Knicks. (via @TimBontemps )
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Me when I see Mike Conley on the court:
@therecount
The Recount
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Tim Walz's 17-year-old son Gus stands up sobbing and yells "that's my dad."
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5 months
Folks we got an Ant-Man x Ant-Man collab in the making @theantedwards_ @MarvelStudios MAKE IT HAPPEN
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@Timberwolves
Minnesota Timberwolves
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GAME WON.
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5 months
Jamal Murray every waking moment until Friday:
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5 months
🥹
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11 months
Wolves Twitter next time Draymond Green shows his face in Minneapolis
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@DaveEDanna
Dave Danna
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What would y'all do with this space?
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10 months
KEEP MY @twolvesbrazil ’s NAME OUT YOUR YOUR FRICKEN MOUTH
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@PelicansNBA
New Orleans Pelicans
10 months
no Wolves Brazil post tonight 🤪
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16 days
What could have been
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@eastgorteau
midwestoid
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fuck it. sam darnold basketball highlights
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5 months
Me literally every second of every day until October:
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@BrandonBeck4
Brandon Beck
7 months
NAZ. REID. GAME.
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5 months
Babe can’t talk now, I just found old pics of Chris Finch in his hooping days
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@TheHoopCentral
Hoop Central
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Anthony Edwards on how he fits in with Team USA: “I’m still the number one option. Y’all might look at it differently…They’ve got to fit in around me. That’s how I feel.” (via @BenGolliver )
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1 month
Neither candidate has addressed the disparaging comments recently made about Rudy Gobert not deserving his DPOYs
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5 months
*Five best players in Timberwolves history
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@statmusewolves
MNMuse
5 months
Ricky Rubio has played with the Four best players in Timberwolves history
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2 months
We’re getting a National Wolves Back Day aren’t we
@GovTimWalz
Governor Tim Walz
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Bring it on Dallas. #WolvesBack
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6 months
Anthony Edwards is making me feel things no one ever has
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1 year
Cc: @ITYSL_memes Elon’s Twitter:
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5 months
Me literally every second until tomorrow at 7pm:
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4 months
Difficult to tweet thru the tears
@wojespn
Adrian Wojnarowski
4 months
Free agent C Luka Garza is returning to the Minnesota Timberwolves on a two-year deal, sources tell ESPN.
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Listen I don’t know who owns the Lynx/Timberwolves organization. We probably won’t for awhile. But I do know who owns the Mercury/Suns organization. 🧹🧹🧹🧹
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3 months
Some of the greatest scorers in NBA history seeking out Anthony Edwards every time they touch the ball in front of a global audience
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@wojespn
Adrian Wojnarowski
7 months
Glen Taylor says the Timberwolves are no longer for sale.
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4 months
Lose a Slo Mo, gain a Slow Mo. Tim we see you.
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@wojespn
Adrian Wojnarowski
4 months
Free agent F Joe Ingles has agreed on a one-year deal to join the Minnesota Timberwolves, sources tell ESPN. Ingles reunites with his old Jazz teammates Rudy Gobert and Mike Conley Jr.
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7 months
Listen I don’t know who owns the Timberwolves. We probably won’t for awhile. But I do know who owns the Nuggets
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6 months
*Whispers* The Timberwolves have won the season tiebreaker over the Suns.
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1 month
Resurfacing for obvious reasons. Please it’s all we want.
@Tallsdurf
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5 months
Dream jersey rotation. Don’t need 45 new alts every year just give us these 3 on repeat.
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@minnesotalynx
Minnesota Lynx
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the house doesn’t ALWAYS win.
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1 month
Wolves Twitter standing guard outside of Mike Conley’s house from now until forever.
@ChristopherHine
Chris Hine
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From our @walshpj , police said the home of Timberwolves guard Mike Conley was targeted Sunday as part of multiple burglaries in Conley's Medina neighborhood while Conley was at the Vikings-49ers game:
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8 months
The time to act is now.
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8 months
I want this referee crew arrested and given 13 consecutive life sentences the moment time expires
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In hindsight I think the Timberwolves should have drafted Steph Curry instead of Jonny Flynn
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5 months
Finchy off the percs 😂
@maplewedgie
lex
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he’s eccentric… 👁️👄👁️
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5 months
The Timberwolves are undefeated on days when I have my morning coffee in my aurora green wolves mug. I have good news.
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11 months
I just told my dog to ‘Shake’, she misunderstood what I meant and dribbled into traffic and clanked a contested 2 off the back rim :(
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1 month
20 days until preseason and that’s 20 days too many.
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6 months
Rudy Gobert in the playoffs this season: • 17 PPG • 72.7 FG%(!) • 86.4% FT%(!!!) • +52 +/- • Def Rating: 102.7 • Off Rating: 159.1(!!) Why wouldn’t the Suns simply humiliate him?
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@getnickwright
nick wright
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How many times does Rudy Gobert need to be humiliated in the playoffs for the analytics acolytes to have some humility and admit their algorithms might not be 100% accurate?
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8 months
As a fan of the Minnesota Timberwolves, all of them.
@BleacherReport
Bleacher Report
8 months
Name a role player that always lit your team up 😮‍💨
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Adding Donte DiVincenzo & Rob Dillingham to my favorite basketball team
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Coping the only way I know how
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@ShamsCharania
Shams Charania
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BREAKING: The Minnesota Timberwolves are nearing a trade to send All-Star Karl-Anthony Towns to the New York Knicks, sources tell me and @JonKrawczynski .
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8 months
Not sure what y’all are complaining about, pretty clear to me
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10 months
Idk looks pretty clear to me, not sure what you guys are arguing about
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@NickSwagyPYoung
Nick Young
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Wolves in 7 _ I’m putting the base god curse on Dallas
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Any normal person: “wow KAT stepping up, way to go KAT! He’s so underrated.” Draymond Green: “see and this is why I hate Rudy Gobert”
@NBAW0RLD24
NBA World
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Nikola Jokic when guarded by Karl Anthony-Towns in round 2: 59 PTS 24-55 FGM (43.6 FG%) 4-21 3PM (19.0 3P%) Elite.
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KARL ANTHONY MARX
@NoPantsCrunch
Crunch Wears No Pants - A Wolves Pod
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National media: “it’s Ant’s team! KAT needs to shut up” KAT and Ant:
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🥹
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@subrbanblues
♡ emma
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my life was forever changed the day this dropped its so personal to me
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5 months
It’s gotta be this one, for several reasons: 1. He ended the career of former-future wolf John Collins on live television 2. Dislocated his finger on Collins’ face lol 3. Gave us quite possibly the best reaction-meme of all time from Slo Mo 4. The Grady call 🤌🏻
@john_chuck
Wolves Enjoyer
5 months
What was your favorite moment of this Timberwolves season?
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Nate
2 months
I am levitating. The prophecy is being fulfilled. Minnesota is healing.
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@WolvesAfterDark
Wolves After Dark
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👀
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10 months
All I’m saying is the Wolves are 22-6 since I told Mike Conley “have a nice season” at the Vikings home opener
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7 months
Your move @NBA
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8 months
The time to act is now.
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7 months
The jersey swap we need tonight. Make it happen fellas @thewendellmoore @gradey_dick
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@ShamsCharania
Shams Charania
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Minnesota Timberwolves guard Mike Conley Jr. is nearing a two-year, $22 million contract extension, sources tell @TheAthletic @Stadium .
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@BenGolliver
Ben Golliver
5 months
Timberwolves’ Anthony Edwards to a Ball Arena ballboy: “See you for Game 7.”
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6 months
@tyra_alsdurf I love you dearly, but you’ve never won us a playoff series
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7 months
Listen I don’t know who owns the Timberwolves. We probably won’t for awhile. But I do know who owns the Nuggets
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5 months
I would pick the 2023-24 Timberwolves because KG, Spree and Cassell are 47, 53 and 54. Seems pretty obvious to me.
@ESPNBET
ESPN BET
5 months
THIS WOULD BE FUN 🍿 Which T-Wolves team would you pick in a 7-game series? 🐺
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8 months
Schroeder shoved Mike Conley??!???
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2 months
The version of me that watched this iteration of the Timberwolves go 15-67 is somewhere sobbing at this news.
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@ShamsCharania
Shams Charania
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Opening Night of the 2024-25 NBA season on TNT October 22, per sources: 🏀 Knicks at Celtics, ring night 🏀 Timberwolves at Lakers
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10 months
So long @rickyrubio9 🥹
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Adrian Wojnarowski
10 months
ESPN Sources: After stepping away from the franchise to address his mental health, guard Ricky Rubio and the Cleveland Cavaliers have agreed on a contract buyout. If Rubio — a 12-year veteran — plays professionally again, it will be likely in his native Spain.
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@esidery
Evan Sidery
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The Lakers will interview Timberwolves lead assistant Micah Nori for their head coach vacancy, per @jovanbuha . Nori joins JJ Redick, Kenny Atkinson, David Adelman and James Borrego as known candidates.
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11 months
Breaking news:
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@MattQuicks
Matt Quicks
11 months
Original colorway for all the comrades out there (this time I sized them with profile pics in mind)
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I just got to watch the best defense in the NFL and now I get to watch the best defense in the WNBA.
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Nate
4 months
I’ll miss you, reaction-meme King. Your pace of play and elite fundamentals will live on in our hearts forever.
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Adrian Wojnarowski
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Free agent F Kyle Anderson is planning to sign a three-year, $27 million deal with the Golden State Warriors, sources tell ESPN. He’ll land with Warriors on a sign-and-trade with Minnesota.
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7 months
“Is today frustrating at all?” “No” Lolol this man had no intention of selling the team once he realized they were good. Unbelievable.
@KSTPSports
KSTPSports
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Our @DWolfsonKSTP spoke with Glen Taylor earlier this morning. Here's a snippet on the news that the #Timberwolves and #Lynx are no longer for sale:
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5 months
Not tonight, Jamal
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8 months
If you’re in the lane, seek shelter immediately
@BrandonBeck4
Brandon Beck
8 months
You bet your ass this is a Naz Reid game
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Tomorrow: Fear is the Mind killer But tonight:
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9 months
Thank you for your service, @theantedwards_ 🫡
@NBAPR
NBA Communications
9 months
The following has been released by the NBA:
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Stay strong, everyone - stay strong Fear is the Mind Killer. Wolves in 5.
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7 months
“Houston we have a problem” The problem:
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@BrandonBeck4
Brandon Beck
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Tonight was Naz Reid's 18th Naz Reid game of the year, which is 18 more than 6th man of the year favorite Malik Monk
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5 months
There are two types of owners:
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Gonna be a tough day for Shaq and countless others on induction day.
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@LegionHoops
Legion Hoops
2 months
Shaq was asked who the worst NBA player of all-time is. His response: “Rudy Gobert… Ben Simmons is another bum.” (via @Complex )
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“Rudy Gobert can’t guard the perimeter”
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@wojespn
Adrian Wojnarowski
4 months
The Timberwolves are trading a 2031 unprotected first and a protected 2030 pick swap to the Spurs for Dillingham, source tells ESPN.
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I know this man is about to pull up to a north loop patio to celebrate with a tall G&T rn. That’s my coach
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Adrian Wojnarowski
4 months
ESPN Sources: Minnesota Timberwolves coach Chris Finch has agreed on a four-year contract extension through the 2027-‘28 season. Finch led the franchise to the Western Conference Finals — his third straight postseason trip.
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How deep @twolvesbrazil ’s bag is:
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It’s here and it’s hot
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6 months
Tears in my eyes. Naz Reid.
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5 months
BELIEVE THAT
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Nate
7 months
We know what really happened
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@BrandonBeck4
Brandon Beck
7 months
When it comes to games, this one is certainly Naz Reid
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Nate
5 months
Call me a sicko. But I still believe.
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9 months
If KAT got Embiid’s whistle he would average 138 points a game and the NBA knows it
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11 months
My wife walked in on me watching this
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Wolves Back, Believe that
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6 months
I need more and a break at the same time
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5 months
Man I am just so happy for KAT rn. He deserves this.
@KarlTowns
Karl-Anthony Towns
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@ShahbazMKhan Minny deserves better. I plan to give it to them.
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11 months
Join me: 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 Ant’s 🕯 Hip 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯
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Nate
5 months
The most embarassing people are the ones who say “I hope this teaches you” after a loss because some people dare have hope in the team they cheer for.
@johnkriesel
John Kriesel
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The most embarrassing people are the ones who say “you doubted them when they lost three straight.” Or “When they were down 20”
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