We have a new episode out. It’s hot. It’s sexy. We talk about additions to the team. We also draft Timberwolves into the Dune, Marvel, and Star Wars universes. Durf also cut his fingers off, which we talk about too. Idk man, it’s the off-season
LISTEN:
LeBron James is expected to opt out of his contract with the Lakers and become a free agent, per
@WindhorstESPN
"I think LeBron intends to opt out of his contract and become a free agent for the first time since 2018."
(Via
@GetUpESPN
)
Panty Nation!
Our favorite basketball team just swept the Ph*enix S*ns and broke a 20 year old curse, what better way to celebrate than with a new
#Timberwolves
Power Rankings™
Please take a moment to review, analyze, discuss . We love you k bye.
Personally if you asked me, hypothetically, how i’d feel if KAT was insanely integral on defense guarding Kevin Durant and then Jokic in the playoffs four months ago, I would say “hmm yes that would be disappointing to hear. Huge failure”
Comrades,
Another week in the Association has come and gone and that means it’s
#Timberwolves
Power Rankings™ Monday!
As always, please review and discuss!
Per
@StatsPerform
, last night marked the first game in
@Timberwolves
history where each starter finished the game with 10+ points, 3+ assists and 1+ steal (regular season or postseason).
Gather ‘round comrades,
OUR team has completed another week of games and continues its reign as THE BEST IN THE WEST.
As is tradition, please review and discuss our latest
#Timberwolves
Power Rankings™
*Reminder tiers are heavily influenced by the prior week of games
Dearest friends,
Another week of your Wolves making other teams cry has come and gone.
Take a breather from Cyber shopping and enjoy the latest edition of
#Timberwolves
Power Rankings™
As always, please review and discuss!
if Rudy doesn't win DPOTY and if Naz doesn't win 6th Man of the Year, I'm gonna storm the NBA Offices like Jan 6th (i know we said we wouldn't make those jokes anymore)
Panty Nation!
Here are the FINAL
#Timberwolves
Power Rankings™ of the 2023-24 NBA season.
Thank you for following along with our weekly tiers, engaging, and complaining about Jmac’s size.
Please take a moment to review, analyze, discuss. As always, we love you so much k bye.
Panty Nation,
It’s time for our special edition trade-deadline/all-star selection week
#Timberwolves
Power Rankings™
Take a moment to review, analyze and discuss.
(Tiers are heavily influenced by the prior week of games.)
KAT set the internet on fire
Jaden/Ant got the wholesome interview series
Anthony Edwards' favorite movie is Matilda
Rudy is doing god knows what in France
The team account is tweeting out Austin Rivers highlights through it all
The Wolves are so insanely back it's scary
Panty Nation,
Welcome to a special All-Star break edition of
#Timberwolves
Power Rankings™
Take a moment to review, analyze, and tag the clowns in the replies.
Panty Nation-
It’s another
#Timberwolves
Power Rankings™ Monday!
Another week of the Wolves being a Top-1 team in the NBA is in the books.
Please review and discuss!
Panty Nation,
Let’s celebrate our 3-1* week of basketball with a fresh
#Timberwolves
Power Rankings™
(*Undefeated in regulation!!)
Please take a moment to review, analyze and discuss.
(Tiers are heavily influenced by the prior week of games.)
THEYRE SAYIN YOURE WEIRD TIMBERWOLVES BRAZIL
THEYRE SAYIN YOU DONT HAVE ANOTHER BANGER IN YOU, TIMBERWOLVES BRAZIL
HOW WILL YOU RESPOND TIMBERWOLVES BRAZIL?!
sometimes when I’m sad I remember that there is a highlight of Ricky Rubio passing to ancient Kevin Garnett who then posterizes Blake Griffin and then the camera pans to infant Karl-Anthony Towns losing his mind while wearing a band aid like Nelly circa 2002
Panty Nation!
The CWNP gang is proud to present the first edition of PLAYOFF
#Timberwolves
Power Rankings™
Please take a moment to review, analyze, discuss (and hey maybe give our podcast a listen). K love you bye.
Panty Nation!
It’s a new week with new ownership, a new winning streak and a new edition of
#Timberwolves
Power Rankings™
Please take a moment to review, analyze, and discuss. K love you bye.
Panty Nation,
Another week of cheering on the Best in the West (/in the NBA) has come and gone and ushered in a new set of
#Timberwolves
Power Rankings™
The rules are simple: Review, analyze and discuss.
(Reminder: Tiers are heavily influenced by the prior week of games.)
this is why we ride for KAT - we have genuine critiques about his game at times but dammit he’s been exemplary both on the court + in the community, very proud to call him the second best Wolf in history.
Can’t talk about the critiques, nor do I want to, cuz people are weirdos
it takes no more than three brain cells to understand this as “let’s finish what KG/Marbury couldn’t” but alas folks are responding to this in the way you think they would
KAT tells me why he's been comfortable ceding a chunk of the Wolves spotlight to Ant Edwards: "Why can't two legends coincide? Remember KG & Marbury - why not us be able to take that torch & run with it? Just being able to put our egos aside...we both want to see each other win."
Panty Nation!
Postseason is upon us! Please enjoy this special, regular season awards edition of
#Timberwolves
Power Rankings™
Please take a moment to review, analyze, and fill the replies with any snubs or awards we missed (due to lack of space lol). K love you bye.
Panty Nation!
The Minnesota Timberwolves are headed to the WCF! For the first time in 20 years!!THIS IS WHAT MOVIES IS MADE OF!!!
Anyway here are this week’s
#Timberwolves
Power Rankings™
Please take a moment to review, analyze, discuss. We love you so much k bye.
I must not fear.
Fear is the mind-killer.
Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my fear.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
Gentle Timberfolk,
The time has come to share OUR latest
#Timberwolves
Power Rankings™ just as OUR Wolves Share The Wealth*
The rules are simple: Review, analyze and discuss. Onward & upward!
(Reminder: Tiers are heavily influenced by the prior week of games.)
*basketball
Panty Nation,
Today we bring you a New Year’s Eve Special edition of
#Timberwolves
Power Rankings™
As 2023 comes to a close and we look toward a bright 2024, please take a moment to review, analyze and discuss.
(Tiers are heavily influenced by the prior week of games.)
Panty Nation!
Time to recap a good week of Wolves basketball (aside from the Bulls cheating) and a wild week of Wolves ownership. Please enjoy a new edition of
#Timberwolves
Power Rankings™
Please take a moment to review, analyze, and discuss. K love you bye.
Panty Nation!
Seems like some confusion on the national level what awards will belong to who, we wanted to clear that up with this week’s edition of
#Timberwolves
Power Rankings™
Please take a moment to review, analyze, and discuss. K love you bye.
nobody will remember:
- your salary
- how “busy you were”
- how many hours you worked
people will remember:
- the Timberwolves wearing the Classic Edition jerseys during the 2023-2024 Season
Panty Nation,
Our Wolves are the Star atop the Tree that is the NBA!
Today we bring you a Christmas Eve Special edition of
#Timberwolves
Power Rankings™
Review, analyze and discuss w/ glee. Merry Chrimbus from CWNP
(Tiers are heavily influenced by the prior week of games.)
What’s up Panty Nation!
It’s a beautiful day for a Wolves Basketball game and a beautiful day for another edition of
#Timberwolves
Power Rankings™
Please take a moment to review, analyze, and discuss.
Happy Game Day Panty Nation,
It’s time for another
#Timberwolves
Power Rankings™
Take a moment to review, analyze and discuss. Note: Luka’s All-Star status has been rectified from last week.
(Tiers are heavily influenced by the prior week of games.)
Panty Nation,
No game tonight, but we hope the latest
#Timberwolves
Power Rankings™ can bring solace as we conclude a 1-3 week before starting a NEW winning streak.
Please take a moment to review, analyze and discuss.
(Tiers are heavily influenced by the prior week of games.)
if your team isn’t
#1
in the western conference, you gotta start wondering: why haven’t they tried punching each other to see if it becomes a galvanizing and team building experience
the Timberwolves are only going to have one all star cuz they are simply too communist and are too good at sharing the ball. the hyper-corporatist big market elite NBA structure doesn’t want to encourage such behavior and they’re STEALING THE ELECTION
Panty Nation- The first week of the Wolves season is in the books, ushering in our first Official CWNP
#Timberwolves
Player Power Rankings.
Please discuss.
me whenever I see Karl-Anthony Towns leaving the Target Center with a piece of vintage Timberwolves apparel I saw on eBay a couple days earlier but is suspiciously no longer available
Team USA excluded Draymond Green from their 41-player pool, with managing director Grant Hill believing it was best not to include him in the Olympic pool this time around, per
@ByTimReynolds
it’s always the Vikings fans tweeting “ugh KAT complaining to the refs again” bro shut up and go match with your cousin on hinge the way you always wanted to