Tech twitter niskizeni na msikize vizuri.
As we fix the nation, mkishika uyo fraud wa Edinburgha mniachie.
I have a personal, very personal, extremely personal, immeasurably personal vendetta against him.
Aombe Mungu sana.
He wants to gatekeep tech through that bill. He'll learn.
@wambui_Rae
I once dated a man who refused to involve me in his business. He told me women get so emotional and ruin unrelated things. Now I understand him.
Ladies, on Monday, danganyilieni
@KennedyKWangari
atokee CBD.
Better still, mleteni apo kwa statue ya Dedan Kimathi.
Ameniblock so he won't see this tweet and know it.
Mkimleta, tweet and tag.
I will be there to show him I'm not a baddie in vain.
Tech twitter niskizeni na msikize vizuri.
As we fix the nation, mkishika uyo fraud wa Edinburgha mniachie.
I have a personal, very personal, extremely personal, immeasurably personal vendetta against him.
Aombe Mungu sana.
He wants to gatekeep tech through that bill. He'll learn.
@kiseveve
Let me guess, your sex is non-existent?
We(women) need can fix marriages by just ensuring our men are satisfied in food and sex.
If I see a woman who isn't doing this, I know how easy I can snatch her man.
@MeranSaysHi
I've printed this tweet, and taken it to a freedom fighter I know, explained it to him.
She has given you his blessing to deliver justice to that woman.
The sun will set on Saturday as with her soul - you must go and do this mission faster than anyone else.
If you see this, retweet it:
Why are we not utilizing police in
#RutoMustGo
?
I want all graphic designers to design flyers that gaslight police into joining us.
Then distribute to police stations, vehicles etc.
Examples:
- Show pictures of politicians opulence vs police misery.
This generation is about to learn why you don't aim at the king and miss.
Mnaonanga North Korea people wakiwa wajinga sana?
Their parents aimed at the king and missed.
Today, you too missed.
So you will find out the concept of re-education/concentration camps.
cc:
@C_NyaKundiH
@kagondu_yvonne
You again?
Being on the wrong-side of history, thinking your small money will save you from systemic errors?
Yvonne, Yvonne, look at yesterday's news about what Nigeria did to the richest man in Africa, Alhaji Dangote could not out-earn govt corruption.
WAKE UP!
@Degrata254
We love security, & gravitate to it.
Do the opposite:
1. Act broke, complain alot.
2. Introduce her to monied guys.
3. Show her tiktoks of stressed broke single moms.
The goal is for her to realize she is potentially ruining her life, she will reconsider if you're worth it.
@mercynndungu
@SamoeiCynthia
Your "No" is valid only if your husband is a loser.
If he is a loser, no woman will want him, you can have him by yourself.
@KhalifKairo
You funded her business, kama Mulamwa.
We know the script: a
#SprinkleSprinkle
lady dates a high value man. Makes him set up her business. Marries him. Resumes sleeping around with customers and friends. Gaslights him as toxic. Social media supports her. He is exed.
A guy friend of mine alinishow Kikuyu women are good as girlfriends but not as wives.
Men celebrate dodging marriage with them because of their manipulation, toxicity, and their desire to dominate men.
@kagondu_yvonne
GenZ are fighting for everyone's right to a working government.
Ofcourse, there will be inconveniences to parents and businesses.
But when the job is done, the same groups will reap the highest benefits ever.
Parents and businesses have been suffering worse unde r Ruto.
@Patel55577
It is funny how we tell men that we are their support system, haha.
A man had his vision before he met us, a man who knew his endgoal before he met us. How are we their support system?
@KhalifKairo
@NairobiGossips
@mombasagolf
@StanleyMasinde_
Perfect except for location.
Remove location, it is risky.
Instead, generate 2 words as peer-OTP every maandamano day.
A good word & a bad word.
You share a good word with 3 trusted contacts when safe, a bad word when arrested.
In 24hrs a roll call for bad/no words is done.
Social media has ruined things for women.
A woman who doesn't want to be submissive never gets what she needs in the relationship.
She may think she has gotten what she wants, but deep down she knows she is not satisfied.
Woman, your source of stress is not being ready to be led.
@BizzleUrgh
Women can prevent 99% of cheating by simply not withholding sex.
A man has 17 erections daily.
What do you want him to do? Masturbate?
Give him sex at least once a day otherwise expecting him to resist sex 17x a day is a lie & every man knows it. Only foolish women withhold sex.
The dictator has won.
I see no hope for our nation.
The dictator has succeeded.
The finance bill will pass, the anti-demonstration bill will pass, the conflict of interest bill will pass.
The dictator has won today, 2027 and the next 30 years.
- Show politicians looting billions while cop is struggling with basic salary of less than 60k
- Show politicians kids in expensive shools while cop's is struggling with school fees in a cheap shool.
- Show how money for police saccos has been stolen
Movie night idea: Maandamano Cuffnights.
We chain ourselves together, sleep in CBD city square, We sweep together, have street parties, cookouts, coffees etc.
Until the government steps down.
Thoughts?
@Olepundit
@mwabilimwagodi
@JulianiKenya
@Kimuzi_
Go to the gym mrembo.
It hurts me that you have pretty eyes, eyes that could make anyone fall in love, but shida ni you have a fat face + a fat body which instantly makes you unattractive.
When you lose all fat, you'll be super attractive. Everyone will simp for you.
I'm Bi btw.
@mwaura___
As a fat woman who asked
@polo_kimanii
to be freed , made posters, highlighted , called lawyers on behalf and agitated to his cause. Seeing his misogyny and fatphobia in real time reminds how society would love the erasure of fat bodies purely for existence.
@StanleyMasinde_
In Kenya, panels are a must.
Wierd thing is that the majority audience is made of people who care less about panels.
Panels should be left for founders/non-techies.
For techies, make it engineering.
Tuesday natokea for two reasons:
1. Financebill
2. Robotics bill
4. Kennedy edinbugga x 100
5. That Bugga again.
Mkimuona mmshike, mtweet na mnitag.
I have a small token for him and as you wait for me mkuwe mnambariki.
Asikae dee bila baraka.
I'll be joining to finish "zi grace"
We crowdsourced for hospitals recently.
We crowdsource for local government today.
What do we crowdsource for tomorrow? An army to protect ourselves from police?
Come on, what do we pay taxes for?
The 16%, the income tax, tax on imports?
Shad, good governance is what's lacking.
I don’t disagree with you. However, I’m usually very pragmatic. Look at where we are today, how long before the government does it? However hard we push them, the bodies will have rotted and disappeared. If we were to wait for the government to fix corruption et al would we be
Men are simpler than us: A regular blow job, some good food, and peace.
Men need stability, if he is not sure of getting the 3, then trust me when I tell you that he will always be searching for stability outside you.
Men are reciprocators, Women are multipliers.
Men are very complicated. You’d be 10/10 , beautiful , smart , funny. You’re checking all the boxes but you’ll never be enough for them. It’s not a you problem. Men are just shite.
It is delusional to think that the abductions are meant to find a leader.
By now it is clear to everyone that there are no leaders.
The motive is to find nodes.
People in tech need to draw the nodes and predict the next person.
You better fix your mistakes while you can.
You will face worse.
To paint a picture for you: All dictatorships that exist today were formed when the world didn't have AI facial recognition.
We have it now, so thousands of people will go to concentration camps.
You're FUCKED!
@kipruto_sheldon
@kiseveve
Not now, I have checked your pics.
You will make a great man if you stay focused and work hard at your money.
I will snatch you then when you are a great man.
Ladies, on Monday, danganyilieni
@KennedyKWangari
atokee CBD.
Better still, mleteni apo kwa statue ya Dedan Kimathi.
Ameniblock so he won't see this tweet and know it.
Mkimleta, tweet and tag.
I will be there to show him I'm not a baddie in vain.
NGL, men who are direct to the point are the best.
Reject him, accept him, or lay out your conditions fast.
You often save your time from their inconsistency BS.
The last thing you want is a man pretending to be interested in a relationship while all he TRULY wants is your cookie
Heavens are collaborating with us.
There are THICK clouds that are preventing high-altitude drones from operating.
Heaven approves our fight to remove the corrupt regime.
#RutoMustGo
#ROADTOSTATEHOUSE
127 Tweeps have received money (a range between 130 and 75,000 per tweet) to tweet in opposition.
Umelipwa ngapi kuuza nchi?
Some have accepted, some have not.
Wewe influencer usikuwe mjinga, ju marketing agency zimepokea 30 times more money na wewe unatweet tu for peanuts.
127 Tweeps have received money (a range between 130 and 75,000 per tweet) to tweet in opposition.
Umelipwa ngapi kuuza nchi?
Some have accepted, some have not.
Wewe influencer usikuwe mjinga, ju marketing agency zimepokea 30 times more money na wewe unatweet tu for peanuts.
I don't know how to put this in words, but I have spent 7seconds typing this reply.
This is more than the amount of time I have spent listening to this video.
I am willing to spend 7hours listening to the
#REJECTFINANCEBILL2024
space by
@Osama_otero
.
@dangbanamanager
Whoever coined the name "Giants of Africa" meant "Cowards of Africa".
Nigeria has 218Million people compared to Kenya's 54M.
You have a huge population but are unable to protest!
You dream of change, but never wake up to it!
Weak men, low-esteem women!
Nigerians are loud noisy cowards!
GenZ in Nigeria are busy idolizing UK instead of fighting for their home.
Nigerian men cannot protect their mothers, daughters, sisters from rogue police!
Nigerian ladies cannot woo rogue police to their traps!
Weak puny men & low-esteem women!
@StanleyMasinde_
Fugazi!
Don't be attached, wowed, nor be disappointed by it.
You are an employee, and yours is to do just enough work to justifiably sue the employer if they don't pay you.
If your employer is a bubble, good, just make sure the bubble is paying you well before it bursts.
In relationships:
Men are reciprocators, Women are multipliers.
When men try to multiply, it fails.
When women try to reciprocate, it fails.
A submissive woman leads her man unknowingly.
A leading man submits to his woman unknowingly.
The bill has passed.
Fuck this shit! Let us all lose.
From the mps to the regular genz.
Make sure your fucking mp sleeps in parliament tonight.
Make sure you are the reason your mp is depressed.
Make sure they know they regret their betrayal.
#REJECTFINANCEBILLW024
Since 1969, political demonstrations in Kenya were led by the Luo Nation. Like in France, the Luo Nation gave us fiery, boisterous & exciting demos with pitched battles with Police that lasted whole day. With Luo Nation on sabbatical from public demonstrations, today’s
My cousin wants to end his 3yr relationship.
I asked him what tribe his woman comes from, he told me Kikuyu - I understood him.
I wish Kikuyu wives on my male enemies.
Kikuyu babes are full of masculine traits: argumentative, aggressive & never want to be led.
0 feminine material
@StanleyMasinde_
Also if(res?.data?.success) is better than if(.success === true)
Also if you're going to handle "if", better handle the "not if" scenario too.
What happens if there's no success?
Women can prevent 99% of cheating by simply not withholding sex.
A healthy man has 17 erections daily.
What do you want him to do? Masturbate?
Give him sex at least once a day because expecting him to resist sex 17x a day is a lie & every man knows it.
Foolish women withhold sex.
@GSaruni
True. Idolizing relationships is a red flag, why? Because you'll never be enough for her as she is not giving room for you to lead, she is being led by random quotes/themes/tiktoks from the internet.
We crowdsourced for hospitals recently.
We crowdsource for local government today.
What do we crowdsource for tomorrow? An army to protect ourselves from police?
Come on, what do we pay taxes for?
The 16%, the income tax, tax on imports?
Shad, good governance is what's lacking.
Tomorrow MUST WORK!
I want you all to know this.
For all those who've been killed (Rex..)
For all those who've been abducted (Billy, Austin, Frank, ...)
We are gonna turn the city upside down.
@AonjelaPel
When a family is broke, the man gets the slander.
When a home fails, the woman gets the slander.
Women can't be broke/poor, men can't be cheats/whores.