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@kiseveve

13 days

Never knew that after 7 years of marriage I would spend hours after work not wanting to go home and see my girls before they sleep.

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2 months

Young man, before you leave, I will make sure that Kenyans know what you and your crew were doing in Tate Aparments in Kilimani the whole of 2022.

khalif kairo

@KhalifKairo

2 months

Continue destroying your country then. Those of us with strong international connections can always move and go build other countries like Somalis have done. Nyinyi wenye hamna kazi, kesho economy ikicollapse kabisa ni nyinyi mtaumia zaidi. Lakini hamtaki kutumia akili.

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When I was growing up, I noticed that my father came home late and although he was there daily, we only got to interact with him on sundays after church when he took us for an outing. I now understand why. I have become my father💔

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2 months

A politician, who was actually a former governor, had some cash he needed to launder. At the time, he was at odds with the government. Meanwhile, Kairo was struggling financially and couldn't even pay his rent after the fallout with former IBK members... The governor had a plan.

Kiseveve

@kiseveve

2 months

Tate Apartments, Kilimani.

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@kiseveve

2 months

INTEL: A close source has revealed that Kairo has failed his exams at KCAA. He is however trying to bribe his lecturers.

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@kiseveve

2 months

After a successful year of operation, they have started selling planes online. Who buys planes online?

Kiseveve

@kiseveve

2 months

A politician, who was actually a former governor, had some cash he needed to launder. At the time, he was at odds with the government. Meanwhile, Kairo was struggling financially and couldn't even pay his rent after the fallout with former IBK members... The governor had a plan.

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12 days

I work day and night. Provide for this family. What benefit does a man get from a marriage? When will men ever enjoy the fruits of their labour?

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@kiseveve

2 months

INTEL: Youths from Kisumu have already booked flights to JKIA, they will land in the morning and occupy from inside.

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@kiseveve

2 months

Tate Apartments, Kilimani.

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@kiseveve

2 months

INTEL: Occupying JKIA is causing the government significant headaches. They are uncertain about the best way to handle the protesters, especially with international citizens present.

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Kiseveve

@kiseveve

11 days

I am also going to do a paternity test.

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2 months

A friend in Bangladesh has just confirmed that the Kenyan youths inspired them from the Tiktok videos and X Hashtags in the last one month. Uganda hits the streets tomorrow.

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11 days

After careful thought and valuable advice from experienced friends, I've decided to, 1. Organize my finances in the next few months and liquidate any assets ASAP 2. Get my own place after I have achieved the first two. My daughters are my only relatives in this marriage!

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13 days

Never knew that after 7 years of marriage I would spend hours after work not wanting to go home and see my girls before they sleep.

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2 months

INTEL: If you think you are angry with this govt, wait till you see the list of the remaining Cabinet Secretaries. You will not believe.

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@kiseveve

2 months

Press conference? I can bet my life he will mention fertiliser somewhere.

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@kiseveve

13 days

@TedK___ I am giving myself two months. If things dont change I call it quits.

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Kiseveve

@kiseveve

2 months

And for those asking who I am, I am Kiseveve and I am here for the Kenyan people.

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2 months

INTEL: There are protests going on around Taj Mall, Nairobi as at 6:50pm.

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@kiseveve

11 days

For the young men hesitant about marriage, remember, it could turn out to be the best decision you ever make. My experience should not hinder you from experiencing love.

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Kiseveve

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12 days

So many men are going through the same. They are in my DMs. We will get through this gentlemen.

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@kiseveve

2 months

JUST IN: Demonstrations have started in Nairobi CBD.

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2 months

And for those worried about them coming for me, don't be worried. They cant.

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2 months

@dickychama We focus on revolution first.

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@kiseveve

2 months

No. Not him.

Wachira.

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2 months

A former governor at odds with the govt hmmm...does he for some reason wear Guicci designer pants 🤷‍♂️

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2 months

I don't why Gen Zs are scared Ruto might appoint the likes of Joho to the cabinet. The appointees must pass through parliament. Gen Zs own parliament. The goal post shifted.

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1 month

INTEL: Panic has engulfed the house on the hill ahead of tomorrows nane nane march.

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@kiseveve

1 month

INTEL: That masked guy is not Jowie Irungu. Jowie has just taken his supper an hour ago at Kamiti. He will be out again to take breakfast at 6am tomorrow morning.

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@kiseveve

2 months

Millicent Omang dosier coming out after all this is over. You will not believe.

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@kiseveve

2 months

INTEL: Dennis Itumbi...

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@kiseveve

2 months

Mudavadi is saying, "Let us steal in peace" No, we either eat all or no one eats at all. Simple. We are draining the swamp.

NTV Kenya

@ntvkenya

2 months

There’s no peace in Sudan today, in some of our neighbouring countries there are serious challenges. Let us not undermine the peace and stability of our country ~ Musalia Mudavadi, Prime Cabinet Secretary #EmpoweringCBET

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2 months

Remember we are draining the swamp. We have to. We will.

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1 month

Let me remind you that 90% of women will never marry rich. They will have to settle at some point with an average man. The 10% that will marry rich men will have to share the men with other women.

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Jimmy Wanjigi has a bunker inside a bunker. There are levels to this game.

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@kiseveve

1 month

Do not lose hope. It is a marathon, not a sprint.

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2 months

That was a very big FUCK YOU to Kenyans.

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2 months

Former Nigeria President Olesegun Obasanjo has been living in Kenya. He is now advising conman Raila Odinga to form a govt with Ruto. Obasanjo should go help Nigerian youths, they have more problems. Anyway, They will see the mother of all protests if they dare.

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2 months

Kairo wants to be the leader of this revolution, that's why he has been advocating for the same. He wants to launder more money when he becomes a politician.

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@kiseveve

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@Mlaanguzi What about my daughters? They will be broken.

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@kiseveve

2 months

Pipeline Youths have barricaded outering road and no vehicles can pass. Teargas is being lobbed at them.

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@kiseveve

12 days

@Zinks72536086 Thank you bro.

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@kiseveve

2 months

You hosted your friend's killer on the day of his burial. In the olden days, you should have been castrated.

Sir-Rap-A-Lot

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2 months

wananitreat nikama nimeua mtu smh

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2 months

And btw, fuck osama otero. Snake.

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2 months

57 million Kenyans but he still brings back the same fired cabinet secretaries? Tuesday is Tuesday!

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@raiyammoja Solid

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2 months

KDF cannot shoot peaceful protesters, woe unto the goons.

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2 months

INTEL: After furiously leaving State House, Moses Kuria has headed straight to Quiver Kilimani. His midnight tweets will be fire!

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@kiseveve

2 months

Confirmed: Cs Susan Nakhumicha Wafula for Health sacked.

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Kiseveve

@kiseveve

20 days

No country is functional without a finance bill. It is either President Ruto forces the finance bill onto Kenyans again or Kenya collapses. Tough one.

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12 days

@KingMisach Which book is this?

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1 month

For those asking, prisoners in Kamiti take breakfast at 6am, lunch at 10am and Supper at 3pm.

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2 months

Why is President Ruto not leaving Kenya? What is he afraid of?

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2 months

I foresee a situation where if Ruto doesnt resign, the youths will take their frustrations somewhere else e.g like to the police and KOX members who were against this revolution. I will be there.

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@kiseveve

2 months

Trying to get intel on what President Ruto is going to talk about, nothing solid at the moment but I hear David Ndii's goose is cooked.

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1 month

Bangladesh youths succeeded because there we no sideshows, no one deactivated, no fake abductions, no hosting their oppressor and so on. FOCUS.

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2 months

He has done the first batch to test the waters. The next appointees will be Joho, Oparannya and Murkomen. Tuesday 23rd is when Gen Zs decide if the appointments will happen.

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2 months

TUESDAY!!!!

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2 months

Are you ready for Murkomen as a Cabinet Secretary again?

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1 month

People have started filling CBD.

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2 months

INTEL: Linturi one of the Cabinet secretaries bringing commotion and that has led to the delay. He has refused to be fired.

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@kiseveve

2 months

And don't be intimidated by Farouk Kibet; this is a guy I can send for cigarettes, and he'll go running

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@kiseveve

2 months

INTEL: The military Generals just left statehouse. DMI was also present.

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@kiseveve

2 months

INTEL: The delays are because there are some Cabinet Secretaries not believing! They caused a commotion.

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@kiseveve

2 months

Walahi Ruto must Go!

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@kiseveve

1 month

America needs to tell it's citizens the truth concerning Joe Biden.

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@kiseveve

2 months

INTEL: Dissolving of Cabinet has left many Cabinet Secretaries not believing. They were also caught off guard, according to my intel, only 7 were to be sent home.

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2 months

Fellow Kenyans, I will be very honest. There is now way Ruto is going to resign because youths protest every Tuesday. Pipe dream. Revolutions don't come easy.

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INTEL: Divide and rule is the strategy the govt is using right now against Gen Zs, expect fights from your twitter big wigs this week.

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@kiseveve

2 months

INTEL: Moses Kuria and Linturi are outside statehouse gate B. Their cars and security have been withdrawn. They seem to be waiting for their personal cars.

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@kiseveve

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@kiseveve

2 months

Confirmed. Cs Aden Duale for Defence will still be at the Cabinet.

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2 months

INTEL:Osama Otero just left statehouse Nairobi at 6:27pm being driven in a Toyota Prado KDB.

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2 months

Personally, I am very much disappointed by the KDF.

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2 months

INTEL: Moses Kuria has left Quiver Kilimani, he had gone for shots and has bought take away whiskeys. It will be an interesting night for KOX.

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@kiseveve

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INTEL: Raila Odinga will likely lose the AU seat. However President Ruto is planning on introducing a new senior govt position for him after the loss.

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@kiseveve

1 month

I AM NOT A POLICE OFFICER!

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2 months

INTEL: Order has been restored, President to address the country anytime from now.

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@kiseveve

2 months

You are welcome.

Ke_UNO 🦁🇰🇪

@Tommie48_

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😂😂 buana @kiseveve turns out to be our Fabrizio Romano, jamaa akona intel ajab na zote zimeturn out to be true....check out his timeline you will be grateful to have this dude on our side. MAD RESPECT G 🫡✊

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2 months

INTEL: Security and intelligence agencies in the country are currently 'Concerned' with the large youth turnout at Uhuru Park. They will meet later today.

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@kiseveve

20 days

The current govt is in shambles because they want to eat and still work. You can't have both, so they either eat or work.

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@kiseveve

2 months

People on the ground tomorrow, send me videos and updates in my dm. I will update those online. Thanks.

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@kiseveve

2 months

Told you so.

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@kiseveve

2 months

INTEL: If you think you are angry with this govt, wait till you see the list of the remaining Cabinet Secretaries. You will not believe.

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@kiseveve

2 months

Ruto clearly doesn't get it.

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@kiseveve

2 months

Please stop tweeting or I will spill the beans. A whole pot. Let me not see you tweet again.

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2 months

I told you the president always listens. Bold move. A win for Kenya and Kenyans.

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2 months

So you guys bought Polo Kimani a phone? Wow. Okay.

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@kiseveve

2 months

INTEL: The expected turnout for next Tuesday, 16th July, is anticipated to surpass the numbers seen during the Occupy Parliament event on 25th June. Security agencies in the country are expressing concerns about managing the crowd without resorting to excessive force.

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Kware residents have hit the streets without any influence from X or Tiktok. It only means one thing...

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