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“•Commit to something •Deliver on it •Communicate effectively and make sure that everything you say you’re going to do, you do it and if you can’t, that you communicate upfront.” -Vusi Thembekwayo

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You’ll move sideways for someone to pass then they’ll move too. Next thing, both of you are dancing salsa at Ojota bus stop.

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@ImtheAisha @Thekwinofhearts Inside that 60k you’d be thinking of how to save to buy him a birthday present. When he says “babe, can you pay for this shoes, it’s 150k, I’ll refund you” but it’s June 20th, salary hasn’t entered & you have 9,500 left in your account 💀

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A loan app called me today and asked if I knew so-so. I affirmed. Next, the lady on the call says they are gonna post his pic telling people he’s a kidnapper & they’ll post my own number along with 4 others that we know him. The way I shut her down ehh, she won’t try me ever.

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1 year

On my last Twitter account, I mentioned a 230k credit I received in an account I had never used, paid in error to me by some stranger. I told sm1 while I processed the return via the bank & she said “If I were the one, I won’t return it because it’s from God”

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One time my dad got me angry and called us all to do his usual bible advice. Dad: open the Bible to Colossians 3. Read vs 20. Me: *reads vs 21 instead* “fathers do not provoke your children to anger…” Dad: *cuts in* no, no, no, not that one Me: *feigning ignorance* “oh”

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@MrMekzy_ My friend sends me reels everyday and because of her, I have to get on IG. I’d be like “I know M would have sent me reels, let me open my IG today”. I met 89 reels the week I didn’t open the app. It’s cute that she sees something and thinks to share with me & I react/reply to all

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@_ladizaloca_ And here’s why I get mad at people cos why am I considerate and you’re not? Don’t you pick these things up?😭

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@MrMekzy_ I get that more people are in lack but we know some of them try to use pity to make you sacrifice something that’s needed for you through desperate begging or hailing.

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@MarinatedTurks “Yunno I’m a man, I can’t control myself” Ehn me too I can’t control myself 🤣🤣 Let’s buy remote.

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@alexlobaloba Suffering promax But someone will come from America and say “we buy fuel for $120 here.🤣 You people are lucky. Ok come and take our luck”

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@TailorMushroom Oops. A then friend informed me about an opening in their company and told me “dress well o, do makeup, these people like shiny people”. I did and was invited for a 2nd interview, same friend said “if you see the long lashes the others wore, wear lashes o”🤣My dear, I obeyed

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1 year

Mega Chicken has the best plastic takeout plate of all fast foods. You’d be assured that there’s little chance of your food pouring out. It accommodates more food, plate is firm & sits right & it’s chief when it comes to longevity. I prefer their plastic over their food 🤣🤣

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1 year

@Topzycut Two days ago, I was telling someone offline about how you started in these flats, under the tree, your BBC interview and how you now cut celebrities. Didn’t know we’d be seeing the growth comparison today. The things we love to see>>> Continue to soar.

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1 year

I knew that nothing money wise could bring us together. Pay attention to what people say about DEBT & REPAYMENT, loans and money generally.

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11 months

@adelajsamuel1 I’m in awe of mathematicians “Simplify 2x(4) +7ky” Me: potato 🥔🙂

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9 months

Is this a sane way to recover loans? The amount was N12,250. I almost burst out laughing when I heard it. Because I’m on this debtor’s contact list, they think they can threaten me. Is that supposed to make me pay his loan?

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1 year

@TzOlawale Just went to read more about the story and saw that the key clue was the designer coat Ikem Affia was seen wearing. Robbery turned murder. So sad that Saul Murray lost his life.

Luton murderer jailed for life after police used his designer coat to piece together robbery...

Ikem Affia was captured numerous times on CCTV wearing the designer coat that was worn when Saul Murray was murdered last February. Three fellow conspirators have also been jailed for manslaughter...

news.sky.com

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I hung up and she called back. She get credit o. 😂I started talking before she could get a word in after I picked. Told her never to call my line, that she was mad and I blocked her. Go and meet your debtor that’s been owing for 5 days & no longer picking your calls.

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@TheRealAbiola Proud of you and the others for alighting. Some would have sat there and said you were doing too much. Solidarity forever 😭😭😭

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1 year

@Mazi___emeka He wasn’t abusive nor dictatorial. He was loving and accommodating.

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@TheHabaneroChef No point devaluing your own body to prove a point.

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@Derynemolar This is more than ghosting. You got spirited. 😣

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9 months

I’ve forgotten the loan app name sef. I told her I’ll have her arrested if she posts my information online with such libellous image & fat lies. As if kidnapping were something you just stamp on a N12,250 debtor. Lady said I was threatening her 🤣🤣🤣 Do me I do you na.

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1 year

I asked her to imagine it was her own money too and someone thanked God for it too. She said “that was true” but I knew she only said what she thought I wanted her to say.

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1 year

What’s their attitude towards money? Are they money maniacs, too thrifty, prudent? Do they prefer to spend on (ugly) expensive items to constantly prove a point to people that they are no longer poor?

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1 year

@Blaque_Sinatra Then touching each other’s arms/shoulders slightly to direct our senseless legs. 🥲

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7 months

@MarinatedTurks There’s something about the MILs, the son is a reflection of his mum & dad sha. Cos how do you think of Christmas cooking and your conclusion is that your son’s GF/your GF should do it? Not your own family o. If this is a bait question, the guy is sick.

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9 months

When I asked her if what I heard her say was correct, she cuts in “why are you talking like that to me?” The effrontery. I’m supposed to be scared/begging? She goes on to say “I’m only informing you cos we’ll post your number on social media on his photo that he’s a kidnapper”🤣

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@Danlerd @aisha_bisola Then you hold your transfer until he’s ready to respond. Carrot & stick Some things need to be addressed when you’ve found out about them

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Do they have a residual HOARDING mentality stemmed from growing up poor? Are they rich/wealthy but are still influenced by years of poverty? Can they be bought with a few grains of corns?

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7 months

@AnuoluwapoSisi Is this story about an iPhone? Cos XR

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1 year

@PabloHoggs @khanofkhans11_ I can’t understand how you “jokingly” tell your in-law such. Maybe coincidence or evil powers working. It’s not just insensitive, it’s vile. Shows hate.

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1 year

Imagine my actor husband were rubbing ass and being playful like this cos of photoshoot, I will help him hang his clothes and remaining eye glasses on the gate outside. It’s not me you’ll use jeloxy to kee. 🤒🥴😭🤕

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1 year

Bimbo Ademoye & Timini 😂😍

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@dharmhy2 @ImtheAisha @Thekwinofhearts I said I should give the account small prestige.

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1-0 But one thing I liked about him was that he was always willing to apologise after small strong head. 😂Then he bribes you with things you like.

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1 year

@ThaBoyYom You can pinpoint. What does she talk about the most? What does she post on her status/SC? What does she say about other guys who do/don’t do stuff for her? She might be with you to help with her academic work, money, listening ear, free food, rides, bragging rights. You’ll know

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@Mr_famade 😂🤣I can imagine them thinking you’d get tired after 5mins but your Lucozade was boosting.

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1 year

NatGeo narrators have the ability to make you stay fascinated & glued to the show. You learn new info, get educated, laugh, google & note. When you watch stuff like this, you have new knowledge & new WhatsApp topic instead of “have you eaten?”

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1 year

For those wondering what 20 says, “Children, obey your parents in everything, for this is pleasing to the Lord.” Colossians 3:20 AMPC 😁

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@lilbrowneyedfae Wish I had more sleeveless tops. The con is that in a public vehicle my skin is directly touching someone else’s and it irritates me.

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Do they bill people just because they crave pizza & La-casera? Do they try not to disturb people with their problems because even though they are broke, they are considerate & shy?

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@bensonia_ @ImtheAisha @Thekwinofhearts My sister, we will not see affliction.

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1 year

Does the sight of your enjoyment on your WhatsApp status ginger them to ask for “their own”? That since you posted a pic @ the beach, surely you have 20k to dash them.

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@Sogoxxv @JayRomee_ They meant business. All the time it took them to bring the door down, why didn’t they use it to go back home 😭 I hope you’re doing ok? The PTSD won’t be from here.

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@topensyy If I “mistakenly” slap a man that’s having an argument with me & he slaps me back, I wouldn’t even be surprised 🤣only thing that might shock me is the weight of the palm. Don’t hit a man just because you’re a lady.

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How’s their attitude towards SPLITTING rent, utility bill, grocery bills? Do they like to underpay people for services even when they can afford to pay fair?

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1 year

@DoubleOGAdoga Absolutely. There’s more to do in one space than to be cuddling & talking. You could do individual things but the sense of having them in same room is the perfect thing. A glance here, a wink now, “do you want juice” later is enough.

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Will they do anything for money? Do they support fraud? A man called on radio once & said he could do anything for money including rituals. The OAP laughed thinking he was kiddin until 💀he narrated that he had suffered enough & would kill if that was what it’d take.

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10 months

@mauritanialives @MeetCutesNYC Interview…makeup 😂😂🥰😍😍

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9 months

@Maxthepapi Yes. Or they’ll post on WhatsApp that you’re a wanted rapist.

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1 year

Owing 1k & passing her shop without so much as “ma, I didn’t forget you, I tried to transfer again but it didn’t go. I’ll try to get cash today & pay. I’m sorry” is not right. Mama Joy also needs reassurance that she’ll be paid 😅that’s her trading love language after money.

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11 months

Many men might not say it but they’re insecure about their babe’s friend’s boyfriend if he’s rich rich. They think she might crave that lifestyle so much that it may affect their own relationship especially if they’re struggling. Some guys break up because of this.

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@BloodBone333 lol you look very Igbo especially with this selfie. There are tons of boys in Yaba market that look like this.

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1 year

@MrMekzy_ Waiting for “how did you realise you were richer than your friends” or “how did you find out you were the rich friend” episode. Make the wealthy people gangan come outside 😭

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1 year

@KaiUzama Someone that wants to join before. Couldn’t continue the shakara. 😂

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9 months

@It_Chioma @Uncle_Olu_ You can see how neat the vendors were on the streets. Small Indian street food and you’ll see 800 flies and small chops on the ground. 😭

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@Somagatonia Nice. What route do you ply?

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@stashaleniece @KingBalmainn But it’ll hurt somewhat to see that you got the least standard version of them when they could have just left or not gone for you.

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@Burmese_Tyga_ Also, how will area boys stand on bridge and collect money ?

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1 year

When they owe petty traders, do they assure them that they’d get their money soon at each point that there’s a bank issue or no cash/money. Remember Mama Joy survives on every 200 that enters her purse.

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@kh_ayy @ayoade_olabisi The display of pink oil, black gel,Amigos, Darling Yaki in a show glass& wall. Apoti for the children to sit on. Mismatched plastic chairs for big girls& women. Stove iron tongs. A worn foam for needles. Pieces of kiko rubber on the ground &promises that she’ll make ur hair well

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@Burmese_Tyga_ The sorta people we should and I will appreciate. Don’t be looking at me with “show me love eyes” all the time.

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@The_Barr_OluT “I saw your mail o, you people are just talking your own, when your Oga is ready, he will call me but I’ll reply your mail sha”

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@ewameansbeauty_ But did you send him the helicopter?

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1 year

Also in matters of bill splitting when you go out as friends. Ok, one person has paid for Uber To. Are they keen on paying Fro? Or they keep looking out the window as if something interesting caught their attention? Do they insist on reimbursement at least once?

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1 year

A thread Sheldon Cooper talked about rejecting gifts because it puts on him the obligation to gift back. If a friend gifts you on your birthday, somehow you’re obligated to gift them on theirs except you’re broke or some bills/emergency came up.

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If you’re my friend and you don’t get me anything for my bday and I got you something for your bday. You’ll not hear from me again.

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@AnthonyEhilebo Note: fake pastors/prophets/seers can and will lie. If they were real, they’d say they didn’t see anything spiritual about it as God didn’t show them anything affecting the car spiritually.

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INSISTENCE- what’s their attitude towards insisting that you accept money they borrowed from you. Do you say “don’t worry” and they really don’t worry 😩🤣 without so much as trying to fake worry ?

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@pastorbolaji Hi pastor, genuinely want to know from your religious POV, when you marry someone who is impotent because you didn’t/couldn’t find out while dating/courting, is it part of God’s plan for your marriage?

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@EdoVibeQueen Women should care about the body counts of men too. It tells you something.

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1 year

@mayoressjay @ImtheAisha @Thekwinofhearts But what to do now? Can’t he buy shoes of 3k FGS?!

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@lollypeezle Elenu pelebe bi Jago milk sachet

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@Ziyyadah And asides “if you’re lazy what will your child and wife eat” that they tell men, they hardly tell them to do something that their future wife might like or not.

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How have they treated family members’ money? Did they build bungalow when their bro sent skyscraper money? How’s the entitlement to their family’s money like?

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1 year

@obasaolorunfemi I keep saying that money cannot be enough if we keep taking out 1,000 note each time we want to buy simple things like water, corn, fish…how do you save or spend less when your wallet get flats after shopping for basic needs?

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@Sujodamystique I can bet you that if you’ve got carriage, a shirt+trouser combo for 10k would look a lot more than that.

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@daderinokun Yes it’s “too small” and that’s why it should be collated and given to poorer Nigerians who it’s big for. You already get paid well, what’s small 2m that you need? Answer? You don’t need it.

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