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It took me 10 years to summon the courage to tell this story 🥺❤️
Today, 10 years ago, the life of the one in whose womb I was formed was cut short 🕊️. It should never have happened 💔
We told everyone she was sick but in truth, she wasn’t. My family friends on this app will be
March 1st 2014…. Exactly 10 years ago.
The very last time I spoke to my woman ❤️. I remember the full conversation ❤️
No, we did not lose her that day. She was here with us till the 3rd of March 2014.
A totallyy avoidable death 💔
The story is ready. I’d finally tell it on
‘I want this top, but I don’t like the hand. Use the hand of this other one. Then for the skirt, use this skirt of this one that is down. Do you understand?’
Just for your information, do you also know it’s rude to enter an Uber and sit down at the back when the front seat is empty?
PS: Don’t bring the pandemic scenario here please 🙏🏾
I agree.
Minimum of 5M/month
Cause Is it only wig you’d buy? 🤷🏾♀️
Won’t you buy new head to place the wig on so you won’t be thinking like this?? 🤷🏾♀️
Here lies one of the disadvantages of living alone. Yesternight, I had terrible ulcer complications.
Vomited over 7 times till I started to vomit water. I was weak to my bones and couldn’t lift myself from the ground. Crawled to the door of my house, opened it, wondering….
Sending official mail to your friend in another company 😂 >>>>>>>>
‘Dear Ayo,
Please find attached, as discussed, the transaction documents for your review.’
Ayo on WhatsApp: ‘see as you dey sound like person wey get sense 😂’
Me: ogbeni acknowledge my mail jo 😂
Lost another friend to genotype crisis today🥺
Babe graduated from unilag in 2021, completed nysc earlier this year & is now doing well for herself
This morning, she had crisis & passed. She was SC🥺😞
Don’t compromise on it. Break that non-compatible relationship, I beg of you
Hmn.
I have a lot to say. And this is because I lost a parent in the most gruesome way possible (see pinned tweet).
It’s been 10 years yet the wound cuts deep.
I never wanted to celebrate any big day. Not birthdays, not graduations, not wedding, nothing, cause mum won’t be
Does the man in question really want to marry her ?
Please leave some advice for her but don’t stop there, click the link to watch the full episode on YouTube, yes, now !!
#Iswispodcast
That woman really studied law?
Wish I could hug her right now🥺❤️.
Must have been so embarrassing being called a liar by your pastor after a testimony you so badly looked forward to sharing 😞.
The walk of shame back to her seat 💔💔, the snide stares from people 💔
For
I got proposed to with a 42 pages book, in a book themed restaurant cos he knows I love books.
Drilled the ring hole inside the last page of the book and I still couldn’t find it🥺
The most interesting book I’ve ever read, from the best man ever❤️
The bus I entered to obalende this morning is so fresh 😍.
Okay it’s danfo 😂… but then everyone looks below 28. All corporate baddies and young misters obviously on their way to work.
Nice scent flying everywhere. Quality wigs, bags, shirts 😍
Feels good 😌
You’re a good man, I like you a lot but I don’t exactly see a future with you. Not sure how best to explain it
If I was in my era of dating for fun, we’d make the cutest couple. But I want something serious now, something that transcends to happy ever after
Thank you for 2023❤️
That’s why they produce 0-2 first class each year and ruin people’s chances at competing with their counterparts from other unis for global opportunities ???
Will I add to my application that I had strong 2:1 from unilag which is equivalent to first class?
IF YOU DON’T SHIFT!!
I am not talking about Alumni. The Faculty of Law, University of Lagos
@UnilagNigeria
now has 9 active Professors who are Senior Advocates of Nigeria.
Can you imagine being taught law at the University by 9 SANs.
Tell me what the definition of Ivy League is.
Outrageous!
I disagree!
It shouldn’t be the foundation but it’s necessary. Even in friendships.
I don’t want to use ‘It is well’ to finish my friends where a 30k alert will solve it.
Got home very thirsty and exhausted.
Branched at the shop outside my house to get a drink.
Me: how much is Fanta?
Girl: 300
Me: Nawa o.. how much for bottle own
Girl: 150
*thinks🤔…
Plastic Fanta 50cl :
#300
Bottle Fanta 35cl :
#150
You know what I did??.. 😂⬇️
‘The lady that ordered your ride?’
While chatting with you via the chat option of the ordered ride???
If you didn’t clarify he might have thought you were the lady he met while he was pricing ponmo in bariga 🙂
What happened to;
“Hello Sir, Good afternoon sir.
My Name is Omotara, the lady that ordered your ride.
Please sir, I Jst want to confirm with you, if you are close or on your way sir.”
Thank you very much sir, I’ll be waiting”.
16th November 2022.
I normally struggle with sleep but was exhausted from the compulsory socials in NYSC camp that ended few hours ago.
Results were to be released that day. We waited endlessly & tension filled. People had exited camp cause they wanted to hear the news at home
About 4 hours later, I stabilized. The doctors were all telling me to be grateful I came when I came cause it could have gone south
What if nobody picked up? What if I passed out from dehydration before I could reach anyone?
Living alone is crazy. I’m getting married next week.
My hot take is that it’s not fair to accept pastoral calling after marriage 😭💔
How can you say you are becoming a pastor now???? 😭
Why didn’t you become a pastor before marriage so I can know what I’m getting into?🤧
Wo, Mr man… It’s Christian brother I bargained for o 😒
Moses Bliss x female lawyer 👩🏾💼
Theophilus Sunday x female lawyer 👩🏾💼
From the mouth of two witnesses, the truth is established ❤️. Need I say more?😮💨
Find yourself a female lawyer today‼️
10 years today ❤️
It still hurts as much as it did the first day 💔
As I drown in the thoughts of what could have been, I yet hope that I’m doing you proud 🥺❤️
Keep resting mum 🕊️
I love you, I really do 🥺❤️
The closest thing to Agape love i’ve ever seen or experienced❤️❤️
God looked to me & said: In this world you will have tribulations but be of good cheer for I will be right by your side, and then He sent my daddy ahead🥺❤️
Happy 60th to my best friend and ever present dad❤️❤️
So love is in the cheesy things..
Love is in wrapping my gifts 🎁 instead of handing it over, love is in asking me on a date even when we’re married💍, love is in coming back from work on a random day & seeing the room lighted with candles 🪔, just like the night you proposed 💕
So if I don’t ask my babe or wife to be my Val, romance go die?
If I get her gifts on the said date without having asked her, will the romance still die?
Barrister please and abeg
😂🤣
My hot take is that it’s not fair to accept pastoral calling after marriage 😭💔
How can you say you are becoming a pastor now???? 😭
Why didn’t you become a pastor before marriage so I can know what I’m getting into?🤧
Wo, Mr man… It’s Christian brother I bargained for o 😒
Happy for Salem ❤️
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I act like I’m okay but I genuinely hope to outsource a large chunk of marital cooking.
I want to cook for leisure during weekends and holidays; and as a bonding activity with my spouse, trying out new recipes and all 😊😊
…but not for day-to-day survival ❌
Supply bowls
I’m legit scared to go to church 😭
‘Barrister’ ‘our lawyer’ ‘congratulations o’ ‘d-law’ ‘I can go and commit crime’ ‘we saw your pictures’ ‘I’m proud of you my dear’ ‘congrats’
My cheeks will hurt from smile 🥲
God I don’t even know how they make this kind of tweets but please we’re in need🙏🏾. My friend’s 18 year old sister was kidnapped on Sunday & shot on the arm
They have given us till 10am tomorrow to raise 5M. She is not getting any form of treatment to her shot wound!💔
In all of these, the world does not pause or wait for you to heal. It keeps moving 🙂💔
After the bucket of tears I shed today, I’m going to work tomorrow 🙂
No matter how shitty your life is, you have to consistently show up💔. That’s unfair
I resume a new job today.
Funny story: I was here last month‼️
Nope, not for assessment, not for interview, in fact I had the job already when I came here.
My former place of employment(A) has a transaction being conducted with my new place (B) so I came with my bosses from A
Sophie: I want sole custody
Davido : I want joint custody
Nigerians: he wants to take the child away from her to punish her
As how????????
If there is anybody that doesn’t want the other parent to have access, isn’t it the one asking for sole custody?
These guys are so experienced in their organized crime‼️
Then know all the means we’ve used on this app to catch their colleagues‼️
They won’t use police vehicle so you don’t know their division‼️ They impounded a korope and that’s what they used.
They won’t collect transfer
Nothing dramatic.
Me: what church do you even attend?
Him: I’m not into all those God stuff.
Me: atheist?
Him: well… something like that. But I won’t stop you from going to church or anything.
It died a natural death.
Since ‘15 I’ve been writing this story..
A journey of 7 years has finally reached its climax 🔥
Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to introduce to you the latest barrister and solicitor of the Supreme Court of Nigeria:
B.J. Olutoye Esq. BL (First Class) 👩🏾⚖️
Now back to this… a thread😑
So unpaid advice, if your mind is not strong, don’t sit beside couples in service😭
First of all, when the minister says ‘turn to your neighbor & say’ or ‘hold somebody by your side’ I just know it can never be me they’d hold😔, not even by mistake
Talking stage is the reason I’m late to work today 😭
..because how can someone with a 9-5 decide to talk till midnight with man that works remotely
When did I think I’d wake up? 😞😞
#BanTalkingStages
Someone loved this bag so much they said a prayer.
So I think,
Quote this post,
First person to get 1k reposts in 24 hours, and I’ll have it delivered to their location in Nigeria.
Price: 22,000 Naira
I don’t know about y’all sha but my goal is to out-romance my partner 🥹❤️
He’d think he has done the most romantic thing for me until I do my own 😌, now he has to start thinking of new ways to beat my record 😘❤️
Finished woman + finished man = ❤️
Ps: This is not an ad ❌
God I don’t even know how they make this kind of tweets but please we’re in need🙏🏾. My friend’s 18 year old sister was kidnapped on Sunday & shot on the arm
They have given us till 10am tomorrow to raise 5M. She is not getting any form of treatment to her shot wound!💔
What a journey!
✅1 full year of being a ‘KFA’ lawyer
✅1 full year of not making a single court appearance😂
✅Yet ‘saving lives’ from my laptop screen as i’ve been involved in some of the largest, most complex & ground breaking transactions❤️
Happy 1 year BARniversary to me❤️
Since ‘15 I’ve been writing this story..
A journey of 7 years has finally reached its climax 🔥
Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to introduce to you the latest barrister and solicitor of the Supreme Court of Nigeria:
B.J. Olutoye Esq. BL (First Class) 👩🏾⚖️
@cocoblack006
You did a really good job with Coco, Busayo
@Busayooo_b
❤️.
Both in care and contents for his Twitter page. He turned from raggedy to healthy under your watch and care
Coco brought much joy to many persons here. Especially the anticipation and of what animal it will turn out
You don’t seem to get the point, Paul.
She used a phrase that you consider ‘redundant’ yet did not construct that with the help of AI.
It’s okay to prefer simpler words but alluding seemingly complex words to chat GPT is where the problem lies.
@MojiDelanoBlog
The "repertoire of" is redundant. Your sentence has the same meaning if you take it out.
I assume you didn't intend this as an example of the problem I'm talking about, but it's a pretty good one.
This thread is for you if you’re:
1. a graduate and you know that getting a job in your field of study in Nigeria is like passing a camel through the needles eye (e.g those science courses whose name shall not be mentioned) ✅
2. A lawyer who served before law school and has
I’m grateful for my two ‘abeg loan me money, I’d refund on the 30th’ friends 🥺
It’s why i never bat an eyelid when I see their ‘do you have 50k till month end?’
I’ve NEVER failed on my promise. They’ve NEVER failed on theirs too 🥺❤️
And it’s simply impossible for all 3 of us
I honestly can’t believe how much these fools extorted from us this morning
Most were in mufty and guns, threatening to shoot, the ones in uniform had no tags
They won’t collect transfer so you don’t trace their names.
Drove us to POS to withdraw cash‼️‼️
Threatening to
I’m legit scared to go to church 😭
‘Barrister’ ‘our lawyer’ ‘congratulations o’ ‘d-law’ ‘I can go and commit crime’ ‘we saw your pictures’ ‘I’m proud of you my dear’ ‘congrats’
My cheeks will hurt from smile 🥲
Dear HRs,
The people applying to your company have jobs currently and are simply open to switching to yours.
This your ‘work hours’ assessment/interview schedules is really not convenient.
Signed,
A concerned citizen
This was 1:05am. I lay on the toilet floor, praying for help.
He arrived around 2am, lifted me from my puddle of vomit and we dashed to the clinic where I was immediately giving multiple drips and injections to stabilize me cause my blood pressure had become so low.
Happy Father’s Day Prof. ❤️
The best to ever do it ❤️❤️❤️❤️
Thank you for good genes, really.❤️
People frequently talk about how smart I am and deep down i know that it’s 75% good genes and 25% hard work.
Man’s got 2 masters, 2 PHDs, 2 published books, several published
Today is one of those days that is harder than the rest 😔
Happy birthday mum ❤️
You WOULD have been 60 today 🥺
We COULD have thrown a party 😔
I SHOULD be planning a surprise for you 😪
Yet, all I have are ‘would have’, ‘could have’, ‘should have’ - The unattainable fantasy
It took me 10 years to summon the courage to tell this story 🥺❤️
Today, 10 years ago, the life of the one in whose womb I was formed was cut short 🕊️. It should never have happened 💔
We told everyone she was sick but in truth, she wasn’t. My family friends on this app will be