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@The_Barr_OluT

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Lawyer👩🏾‍⚖️ || Finance, Capital Market, FinTech👩‍💻, Data Protection 💽|| I’m always right on my page. If you don’t agree, tweet your own, on your page 🫵🏾

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Bléh 🦄💜✨
5 months
It took me 10 years to summon the courage to tell this story 🥺❤️ Today, 10 years ago, the life of the one in whose womb I was formed was cut short 🕊️. It should never have happened 💔 We told everyone she was sick but in truth, she wasn’t. My family friends on this app will be
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Bléh 🦄💜✨
5 months
March 1st 2014…. Exactly 10 years ago. The very last time I spoke to my woman ❤️. I remember the full conversation ❤️ No, we did not lose her that day. She was here with us till the 3rd of March 2014. A totallyy avoidable death 💔 The story is ready. I’d finally tell it on
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Bléh 🦄💜✨
1 month
I’m financially surprised that we’re still in early June 😭💔
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Bléh 🦄💜✨
15 days
‘I want this top, but I don’t like the hand. Use the hand of this other one. Then for the skirt, use this skirt of this one that is down. Do you understand?’
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Pinterest before Pinterest.
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Bléh 🦄💜✨
15 days
I don’t like people that arrive at work and start working immediately You no dey marinate? 😭
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Bléh 🦄💜✨
2 years
I MADE A FIRST CLASS AT THE NIGERIAN LAW SCHOOL!!!!!!!!! Red scroll Lawyer!!!! 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨
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Bléh 🦄💜✨
3 months
I see things like this and say: ‘And when love comes, may it be all you ever hoped for’.
@Sparghetty
Fattis&Monis The Girlfriend
3 months
🥺❤️
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Bléh 🦄💜✨
5 months
Getting to the park when the last person to complete the bus just entered 💔💔 Starting a new bus😖 <<<<<<<<
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Chelly Koko📍
5 months
What is the smallest inconvenience that can ruin your day ??
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Bléh 🦄💜✨
2 years
Don’t date your classmate, you won’t hear. Wetin be this now?? 😭😭 Okay I answered rubbish but even though, even though
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Bléh 🦄💜✨
7 months
It’s actually rude to sit at all. You should kneel in the boot till you reach your destination.
@iamlordbernie
B E R N I E 💭
7 months
Just for your information, do you also know it’s rude to enter an Uber and sit down at the back when the front seat is empty? PS: Don’t bring the pandemic scenario here please 🙏🏾
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Bléh 🦄💜✨
4 months
I agree. Minimum of 5M/month Cause Is it only wig you’d buy? 🤷🏾‍♀️ Won’t you buy new head to place the wig on so you won’t be thinking like this?? 🤷🏾‍♀️
@rachelakowe
RACHEL EDWARD🤍
4 months
As a lady, you cant settle for a man with 800k as salary in lagos. One wig and your man’s salary is finished baby girl
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Bléh 🦄💜✨
8 months
Here lies one of the disadvantages of living alone. Yesternight, I had terrible ulcer complications. Vomited over 7 times till I started to vomit water. I was weak to my bones and couldn’t lift myself from the ground. Crawled to the door of my house, opened it, wondering….
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Bléh 🦄💜✨
8 months
Thank God for health 🙏🏾
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Bléh 🦄💜✨
5 months
250 FIRST CLASSSSSS ??????? TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTY⁉️⁉️ THIS IS THE HIGHEST LAW SCHOOL HAS RECORDED IN HISTORY‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
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Bléh 🦄💜✨
22 days
Sending official mail to your friend in another company 😂 >>>>>>>> ‘Dear Ayo, Please find attached, as discussed, the transaction documents for your review.’ Ayo on WhatsApp: ‘see as you dey sound like person wey get sense 😂’ Me: ogbeni acknowledge my mail jo 😂
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Bléh 🦄💜✨
5 months
Made this in 2022 ❤️❤️❤️ Still the best compilation I’ve done 🥺❤️ Had to look for pictures of mine that match pictures she ever took 😅❤️ My woman ❤️🕊️
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Bléh 🦄💜✨
3 years
@tejumania He uses toilet as a verb 😭. 'i want to toilet' fgs😭💔
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Bléh 🦄💜✨
1 year
Lost another friend to genotype crisis today🥺 Babe graduated from unilag in 2021, completed nysc earlier this year & is now doing well for herself This morning, she had crisis & passed. She was SC🥺😞 Don’t compromise on it. Break that non-compatible relationship, I beg of you
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Bléh 🦄💜✨
2 months
SO 1 MILLION NAIRA CANNOT GET ME ROOM AND PARLOUR SELF CON IN LAGOS MAINLAND????????? IS THAT WHAT YOU PEOPLE ARE TELLING ME????
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Bléh 🦄💜✨
4 months
Again, PULPY SHOULD BE SIEVED!!!!
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Bléh 🦄💜✨
4 months
Hmn. I have a lot to say. And this is because I lost a parent in the most gruesome way possible (see pinned tweet). It’s been 10 years yet the wound cuts deep. I never wanted to celebrate any big day. Not birthdays, not graduations, not wedding, nothing, cause mum won’t be
@ISWISPodcast
ISaidWhatISaidPod
4 months
Does the man in question really want to marry her ? Please leave some advice for her but don’t stop there, click the link to watch the full episode on YouTube, yes, now !! #Iswispodcast
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Bléh 🦄💜✨
5 months
You won’t get any of them with this your English o 💀
@gavolarla
ABUJA PHOTOGRAPHER
5 months
Am very attracted to lawyers and doctors
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Bléh 🦄💜✨
3 months
That woman really studied law? Wish I could hug her right now🥺❤️. Must have been so embarrassing being called a liar by your pastor after a testimony you so badly looked forward to sharing 😞. The walk of shame back to her seat 💔💔, the snide stares from people 💔 For
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Bléh 🦄💜✨
24 days
Wo, I’m not doing skin care again. I want to use my money to eat 🫡
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Bléh 🦄💜✨
5 months
This song made me repent that year 😭😭😭
@SpiricocoNg
Spiricoco Twittter
5 months
What's that ONE classic gospel song?
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Bléh 🦄💜✨
1 month
Unpopular opinion, this styling of frontal is 10x finer than the styling with edges
@sonkiie
Sonke
1 month
Customize your wigs!! Also, how gorgeous is this install??? 😭😭😍 I’m based in Margate. Please RT my work 🥺
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Bléh 🦄💜✨
9 months
Qualification: Must have completed NYSC ✅✅✅ Was trying to remake my DP in slide 4 😅💇🏾‍♀️❤️❤️
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Bléh 🦄💜✨
2 months
Dear God, With all the suffer wey I don suffer for this life… If you don’t give me intentional partner, it won’t be fair o 🥺🥺
@TostosofCanada
Oluwatosin of Jesus || Virtual Assistant🤍
2 months
I got proposed to with a 42 pages book, in a book themed restaurant cos he knows I love books. Drilled the ring hole inside the last page of the book and I still couldn’t find it🥺 The most interesting book I’ve ever read, from the best man ever❤️
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Bléh 🦄💜✨
11 months
The bus I entered to obalende this morning is so fresh 😍. Okay it’s danfo 😂… but then everyone looks below 28. All corporate baddies and young misters obviously on their way to work. Nice scent flying everywhere. Quality wigs, bags, shirts 😍 Feels good 😌
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Bléh 🦄💜✨
7 months
You’re a good man, I like you a lot but I don’t exactly see a future with you. Not sure how best to explain it If I was in my era of dating for fun, we’d make the cutest couple. But I want something serious now, something that transcends to happy ever after Thank you for 2023❤️
@bzingers
Chioma ❁
7 months
19. Leave a message for someone special to you.
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Bléh 🦄💜✨
8 months
That’s why they produce 0-2 first class each year and ruin people’s chances at competing with their counterparts from other unis for global opportunities ??? Will I add to my application that I had strong 2:1 from unilag which is equivalent to first class? IF YOU DON’T SHIFT!!
@Lugard_Tareotu
Lugard Tare-Otu
8 months
I am not talking about Alumni. The Faculty of Law, University of Lagos @UnilagNigeria now has 9 active Professors who are Senior Advocates of Nigeria. Can you imagine being taught law at the University by 9 SANs. Tell me what the definition of Ivy League is. Outrageous!
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Bléh 🦄💜✨
7 months
I disagree! It shouldn’t be the foundation but it’s necessary. Even in friendships. I don’t want to use ‘It is well’ to finish my friends where a 30k alert will solve it.
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Ebelechukwu
7 months
You don’t need money to have a healthy relationship.
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Bléh 🦄💜✨
5 months
Got home very thirsty and exhausted. Branched at the shop outside my house to get a drink. Me: how much is Fanta? Girl: 300 Me: Nawa o.. how much for bottle own Girl: 150 *thinks🤔… Plastic Fanta 50cl : #300 Bottle Fanta 35cl : #150 You know what I did??.. 😂⬇️
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Bléh 🦄💜✨
5 months
I took a sapa-induced decision this evening 😂😂😂😂😂. I’d share in the quotes
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Bléh 🦄💜✨
7 months
‘The lady that ordered your ride?’ While chatting with you via the chat option of the ordered ride??? If you didn’t clarify he might have thought you were the lady he met while he was pricing ponmo in bariga 🙂
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A Woman Called OMOTARA 👸🏽🧑🏾‍🎨
7 months
What happened to; “Hello Sir, Good afternoon sir. My Name is Omotara, the lady that ordered your ride. Please sir, I Jst want to confirm with you, if you are close or on your way sir.” Thank you very much sir, I’ll be waiting”.
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Bléh 🦄💜✨
8 months
16th November 2022. I normally struggle with sleep but was exhausted from the compulsory socials in NYSC camp that ended few hours ago. Results were to be released that day. We waited endlessly & tension filled. People had exited camp cause they wanted to hear the news at home
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Bléh 🦄💜✨
2 years
I MADE A FIRST CLASS AT THE NIGERIAN LAW SCHOOL!!!!!!!!! Red scroll Lawyer!!!! 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨
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Bléh 🦄💜✨
8 months
About 4 hours later, I stabilized. The doctors were all telling me to be grateful I came when I came cause it could have gone south What if nobody picked up? What if I passed out from dehydration before I could reach anyone? Living alone is crazy. I’m getting married next week.
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Bléh 🦄💜✨
4 months
My hot take is that it’s not fair to accept pastoral calling after marriage 😭💔 How can you say you are becoming a pastor now???? 😭 Why didn’t you become a pastor before marriage so I can know what I’m getting into?🤧 Wo, Mr man… It’s Christian brother I bargained for o 😒
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Bléh 🦄💜✨
4 months
Moses Bliss x female lawyer 👩🏾‍💼 Theophilus Sunday x female lawyer 👩🏾‍💼 From the mouth of two witnesses, the truth is established ❤️. Need I say more?😮‍💨 Find yourself a female lawyer today‼️
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Bléh 🦄💜✨
5 months
10 years today ❤️ It still hurts as much as it did the first day 💔 As I drown in the thoughts of what could have been, I yet hope that I’m doing you proud 🥺❤️ Keep resting mum 🕊️ I love you, I really do 🥺❤️
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Bléh 🦄💜✨
9 months
…and the Corper of the year, goes to…… 🇳🇬🇳🇬
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Bléh 🦄💜✨
9 months
Qualification: Must have completed NYSC ✅✅✅ Was trying to remake my DP in slide 4 😅💇🏾‍♀️❤️❤️
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Bléh 🦄💜✨
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The closest thing to Agape love i’ve ever seen or experienced❤️❤️ God looked to me & said: In this world you will have tribulations but be of good cheer for I will be right by your side, and then He sent my daddy ahead🥺❤️ Happy 60th to my best friend and ever present dad❤️❤️
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Bléh 🦄💜✨
5 months
So love is in the cheesy things.. Love is in wrapping my gifts 🎁 instead of handing it over, love is in asking me on a date even when we’re married💍, love is in coming back from work on a random day & seeing the room lighted with candles 🪔, just like the night you proposed 💕
@doyin_deji
doyin.
5 months
So if I don’t ask my babe or wife to be my Val, romance go die? If I get her gifts on the said date without having asked her, will the romance still die? Barrister please and abeg 😂🤣
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Bléh 🦄💜✨
3 months
Ara adugbo e gba mi oooo 🗣️🗣️ 😭😭😭😭😭😭 🙆🏾‍♀️🙆🏾‍♀️🙆🏾‍♀️🙆🏾‍♀️🙆🏾‍♀️💔💔
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Bléh 🦄💜✨
4 months
My hot take is that it’s not fair to accept pastoral calling after marriage 😭💔 How can you say you are becoming a pastor now???? 😭 Why didn’t you become a pastor before marriage so I can know what I’m getting into?🤧 Wo, Mr man… It’s Christian brother I bargained for o 😒
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Bléh 🦄💜✨
2 years
I had 5 As? 😂😂😂😂 Even civil and corporate?! 😂😂😂 Who answered the remaining questions for me? 🥶🥶
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Bléh 🦄💜✨
5 months
He paid for me. …and he’s not bad looking oo 🫠🫠
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Bléh 🦄💜✨
5 months
Mtchewwww It’s barely 7am and you’re toasting someone in the bus? Is it not office you are going with this shirt and troziz? Why you dey lose focus?
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Bléh 🦄💜✨
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Happy for Salem ❤️ Happy for Salem ❤️ Happy for Salem ❤️ Happy for Salem ❤️ Happy for Salem ❤️ Happy for Salem ❤️ Happy for Salem ❤️ Happy for Salem ❤️ Happy for Salem ❤️ Happy for Salem ❤️ Happy for Salem ❤️ Happy for Salem ❤️ Happy for Salem ❤️ Happy for Salem ❤️
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Bléh 🦄💜✨
2 months
I act like I’m okay but I genuinely hope to outsource a large chunk of marital cooking. I want to cook for leisure during weekends and holidays; and as a bonding activity with my spouse, trying out new recipes and all 😊😊 …but not for day-to-day survival ❌ Supply bowls
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Phoenix Blvck
2 months
Team bulk cooking or team daily fresh?👀
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Bléh 🦄💜✨
5 months
Omo people dey agree for quotes o 💀💀 Single people that nobody bought for rn:
@_Osaks
t-dawg
5 months
Now that we’ve all calmed down….. For me, Aya pad is all length and no absorbing power. Avoid embarrassment today. 🧡
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Bléh 🦄💜✨
2 years
Sebi I told you people 😭 They actually called me out to the pulpit 😭 Wahala!
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Bléh 🦄💜✨
2 years
I’m legit scared to go to church 😭 ‘Barrister’ ‘our lawyer’ ‘congratulations o’ ‘d-law’ ‘I can go and commit crime’ ‘we saw your pictures’ ‘I’m proud of you my dear’ ‘congrats’ My cheeks will hurt from smile 🥲
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Bléh 🦄💜✨
2 years
God I don’t even know how they make this kind of tweets but please we’re in need🙏🏾. My friend’s 18 year old sister was kidnapped on Sunday & shot on the arm They have given us till 10am tomorrow to raise 5M. She is not getting any form of treatment to her shot wound!💔
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Bléh 🦄💜✨
3 months
My designer really ate 💙💙 Corporate girlie and what not 🦋
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Bléh 🦄💜✨
5 months
In all of these, the world does not pause or wait for you to heal. It keeps moving 🙂💔 After the bucket of tears I shed today, I’m going to work tomorrow 🙂 No matter how shitty your life is, you have to consistently show up💔. That’s unfair
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Bléh 🦄💜✨
28 days
I resume a new job today. Funny story: I was here last month‼️ Nope, not for assessment, not for interview, in fact I had the job already when I came here. My former place of employment(A) has a transaction being conducted with my new place (B) so I came with my bosses from A
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Bléh 🦄💜✨
28 days
Day 1 again 😅❤️
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Bléh 🦄💜✨
12 days
Sophie: I want sole custody Davido : I want joint custody Nigerians: he wants to take the child away from her to punish her As how???????? If there is anybody that doesn’t want the other parent to have access, isn’t it the one asking for sole custody?
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Bléh 🦄💜✨
7 months
My daddy’s mechanic to him: 😭😭 Why person go sad say you no bill am?
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Bléh 🦄💜✨
2 years
Top 2% lawyer!!!!! 🔥🔥 Omoooo 🥺🥺… I keep rechecking the name and it’s mine!!!! THERE IS A GOD IN HEAVEN THAT CARES FOR ME!!!!!!
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Bléh 🦄💜✨
2 months
These guys are so experienced in their organized crime‼️ Then know all the means we’ve used on this app to catch their colleagues‼️ They won’t use police vehicle so you don’t know their division‼️ They impounded a korope and that’s what they used. They won’t collect transfer
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Bléh 🦄💜✨
1 month
E sha ma rora. Fornicate with your full chest‼️‼️... No need to fallaciously twist scriptures to fit into your narrative ‼️‼️ Okay??
@DammyOA_
STARBOY
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I’ll say it again, Fornication is not a sin. God won’t look you less. You think Esther went to the Kings to dance?
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Bléh 🦄💜✨
11 months
First birthday as a lawyer 🙈🙈
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Bléh 🦄💜✨
4 months
Nothing dramatic. Me: what church do you even attend? Him: I’m not into all those God stuff. Me: atheist? Him: well… something like that. But I won’t stop you from going to church or anything. It died a natural death.
@khanofkhans11_
KHAN'✨
4 months
What happened to your last talking stage? Yes, I’m talking to you 🫵
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Bléh 🦄💜✨
8 months
Baba lawyer 👩🏾‍⚖️
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@bombmerica
yoshi bomb 😘
8 months
Can I see what y’all parents look like????
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Bléh 🦄💜✨
2 years
Since ‘15 I’ve been writing this story.. A journey of 7 years has finally reached its climax 🔥 Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to introduce to you the latest barrister and solicitor of the Supreme Court of Nigeria: B.J. Olutoye Esq. BL (First Class) 👩🏾‍⚖️
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Bléh 🦄💜✨
7 months
I’m a simple woman I see Emeka Ike or his wife’s videos, I simply skip.
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Bléh 🦄💜✨
7 months
Now back to this… a thread😑 So unpaid advice, if your mind is not strong, don’t sit beside couples in service😭 First of all, when the minister says ‘turn to your neighbor & say’ or ‘hold somebody by your side’ I just know it can never be me they’d hold😔, not even by mistake
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Bléh 🦄💜✨
7 months
The married couple I sat beside today showed me shege sha 😑😑 I’d tweet all about it when I have the strength 😭😭😭😭 Na today single life pain me pass.
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Bléh 🦄💜✨
4 months
Talking stage is the reason I’m late to work today 😭 ..because how can someone with a 9-5 decide to talk till midnight with man that works remotely When did I think I’d wake up? 😞😞 #BanTalkingStages
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Bléh 🦄💜✨
7 months
The bag is actually so gorgeous 🥺. I’d be more than happy to have it at zero cost. A perfect Christmas present ❤️ Twitter NG, can we do 1k retweets? 🥺
@fwOfFashion
Farrah’s World
7 months
Someone loved this bag so much they said a prayer. So I think, Quote this post, First person to get 1k reposts in 24 hours, and I’ll have it delivered to their location in Nigeria. Price: 22,000 Naira
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Bléh 🦄💜✨
7 months
If pretty was a person 👉🏾🥺👈🏾
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Bléh 🦄💜✨
7 months
I looked sweet today ❤️
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Bléh 🦄💜✨
5 months
I don’t know about y’all sha but my goal is to out-romance my partner 🥹❤️ He’d think he has done the most romantic thing for me until I do my own 😌, now he has to start thinking of new ways to beat my record 😘❤️ Finished woman + finished man = ❤️ Ps: This is not an ad ❌
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Bléh 🦄💜✨
3 months
Another milestone of Greatness reached 🖤✨
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Bléh 🦄💜✨
2 years
SHE’S HOME!!!!!!💃🏾💃🏾💃🏾 SHE IS BACK TO US!!! SHE HAS BEEN RELEASED!!!! 🥺😭🎈💫🙏🏾✨🍾
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Bléh 🦄💜✨
2 years
God I don’t even know how they make this kind of tweets but please we’re in need🙏🏾. My friend’s 18 year old sister was kidnapped on Sunday & shot on the arm They have given us till 10am tomorrow to raise 5M. She is not getting any form of treatment to her shot wound!💔
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Bléh 🦄💜✨
4 months
There is love at home. We don’t move like this.
@Oma_withlove
Miss Dickson
4 months
Period cramp with mood swings. But when you stand in front of your father, mood swings disappear...🤣🤣🤣
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Bléh 🦄💜✨
2 months
May ❤️ June will be even better 🚀
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Bléh 🦄💜✨
7 months
What a journey! ✅1 full year of being a ‘KFA’ lawyer ✅1 full year of not making a single court appearance😂 ✅Yet ‘saving lives’ from my laptop screen as i’ve been involved in some of the largest, most complex & ground breaking transactions❤️ Happy 1 year BARniversary to me❤️
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Bléh 🦄💜✨
2 years
Since ‘15 I’ve been writing this story.. A journey of 7 years has finally reached its climax 🔥 Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to introduce to you the latest barrister and solicitor of the Supreme Court of Nigeria: B.J. Olutoye Esq. BL (First Class) 👩🏾‍⚖️
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Bléh 🦄💜✨
4 months
Dear God, The people you made said 800k is not enough for middle class life in Nigeria I’m humble. Give me the 800k job 🧎‍♀️ Thank you ❤️
@the_amazingama
Ama, the Amazing
4 months
Anyone who thinks you can enjoy [a middle class lifestyle in Nigeria] on 800k naira is in for a rude shock
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Bléh 🦄💜✨
1 year
Trenches owambe >>>>
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Bléh 🦄💜✨
1 year
…and yet another owambe plain faced 🥲
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Bléh 🦄💜✨
3 months
Does this pass? 🦋
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@sleek_khay
🎙 SIR KHAY ✊🏿
3 months
Corporate wear thread 🤩 let’s see how good you look 😁
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Bléh 🦄💜✨
5 months
PN: Let us decree…. Me: *praying in tongues PN: don’t pray in tongues, I said decree Me: 💀💀 sorry (be like this man dey see me)
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Bléh 🦄💜✨
2 years
Found myself crying at midnight 🥺.. This call to bar is emotional for me on so many grounds. The story will be heard some day ❤️
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Bléh 🦄💜✨
10 days
@cocoblack006 You did a really good job with Coco, Busayo @Busayooo_b ❤️. Both in care and contents for his Twitter page. He turned from raggedy to healthy under your watch and care Coco brought much joy to many persons here. Especially the anticipation and of what animal it will turn out
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Bléh 🦄💜✨
3 months
You don’t seem to get the point, Paul. She used a phrase that you consider ‘redundant’ yet did not construct that with the help of AI. It’s okay to prefer simpler words but alluding seemingly complex words to chat GPT is where the problem lies.
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Paul Graham
3 months
@MojiDelanoBlog The "repertoire of" is redundant. Your sentence has the same meaning if you take it out. I assume you didn't intend this as an example of the problem I'm talking about, but it's a pretty good one.
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Bléh 🦄💜✨
5 months
Congratulations to the latest lawyerssss!!!!!!! 🎉🎈🍾🎊
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Bléh 🦄💜✨
6 months
Try it in law school and I assure you, you will fail!! A night before? 😂😂😂
@chiiiiiisom
Baby Chisom💕
6 months
You can read the night before your exam and pass
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Bléh 🦄💜✨
8 months
@kunle_kenny And there is the dog in orange who kept following proper process yet never got it
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Bléh 🦄💜✨
3 months
Face card on steroids 💯💯 If you call beauty 3 times, I just might appear 🤭🤭
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Bléh 🦄💜✨
11 days
This thread is for you if you’re: 1. a graduate and you know that getting a job in your field of study in Nigeria is like passing a camel through the needles eye (e.g those science courses whose name shall not be mentioned) ✅ 2. A lawyer who served before law school and has
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Bléh 🦄💜✨
6 months
Aso Ebi duties, delivered ✔️ 🤤🤤
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Bléh 🦄💜✨
6 months
Are you people still angry or should I show you how gojos I looked today? 👀👀
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Bléh 🦄💜✨
1 year
@sayorr_ My curiosity would have made me read the entire book already 😩😩 I still don’t mind re-reading peculiar pages when I need it 🥺🥺🥺
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Bléh 🦄💜✨
3 months
I hate it when I enter maruwa and the maruwa can’t seem to bag any other passenger till the end of the trip 😭😭 I’m not bad luck, I promise 😭😭😭💔
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Bléh 🦄💜✨
1 month
I’m grateful for my two ‘abeg loan me money, I’d refund on the 30th’ friends 🥺 It’s why i never bat an eyelid when I see their ‘do you have 50k till month end?’ I’ve NEVER failed on my promise. They’ve NEVER failed on theirs too 🥺❤️ And it’s simply impossible for all 3 of us
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Bléh 🦄💜✨
5 months
I’m hurting. 10 years and I’m still hurting 💔😞 Will the pain ever go away?
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Bléh 🦄💜✨
2 months
Aspire to perspire the desire you require 📝 Happy new week 🖤💙
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Bléh 🦄💜✨
2 months
I honestly can’t believe how much these fools extorted from us this morning Most were in mufty and guns, threatening to shoot, the ones in uniform had no tags They won’t collect transfer so you don’t trace their names. Drove us to POS to withdraw cash‼️‼️ Threatening to
@The_Barr_OluT
Bléh 🦄💜✨
2 months
FUCK THE NIGERIAN POLICE FORCE‼️‼️‼️ MY HATRED HAS RENEWED THIS MORNING‼️‼️ CRIMINALS‼️‼️ ALL OF YOU‼️‼️ EXTORTING IMPOVERISHED CRIMINALS‼️‼️‼️‼️
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Bléh 🦄💜✨
2 years
I’m legit scared to go to church 😭 ‘Barrister’ ‘our lawyer’ ‘congratulations o’ ‘d-law’ ‘I can go and commit crime’ ‘we saw your pictures’ ‘I’m proud of you my dear’ ‘congrats’ My cheeks will hurt from smile 🥲
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Bléh 🦄💜✨
3 months
Dear HRs, The people applying to your company have jobs currently and are simply open to switching to yours. This your ‘work hours’ assessment/interview schedules is really not convenient. Signed, A concerned citizen
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Bléh 🦄💜✨
1 year
I think I did 🦋🦋
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Bléh 🦄💜✨
1 year
If I don’t get good pictures with this fit, I can cry 😭
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Bléh 🦄💜✨
8 months
This was 1:05am. I lay on the toilet floor, praying for help. He arrived around 2am, lifted me from my puddle of vomit and we dashed to the clinic where I was immediately giving multiple drips and injections to stabilize me cause my blood pressure had become so low.
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Bléh 🦄💜✨
6 months
I think that law is the real ‘you can work anywhere’ course
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Bléh 🦄💜✨
6 months
Just find a male lawyer He’s a member of the NBA 😌
@omxfe
joyce.
6 months
he’s so fineeeee, need my own nba player😔
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Bléh 🦄💜✨
1 month
Happy Father’s Day Prof. ❤️ The best to ever do it ❤️❤️❤️❤️ Thank you for good genes, really.❤️ People frequently talk about how smart I am and deep down i know that it’s 75% good genes and 25% hard work. Man’s got 2 masters, 2 PHDs, 2 published books, several published
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Bléh 🦄💜✨
25 days
Sitting pretty is my forte 🌸
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@alexissTyler
lex in tx
28 days
show me a picture of you from across the table looking pretty
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Bléh 🦄💜✨
8 months
@Msmenalicious I really dislike DIYs. Does anyone sell readymade of this?
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Bléh 🦄💜✨
1 month
Today is one of those days that is harder than the rest 😔 Happy birthday mum ❤️ You WOULD have been 60 today 🥺 We COULD have thrown a party 😔 I SHOULD be planning a surprise for you 😪 Yet, all I have are ‘would have’, ‘could have’, ‘should have’ - The unattainable fantasy
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Bléh 🦄💜✨
5 months
It took me 10 years to summon the courage to tell this story 🥺❤️ Today, 10 years ago, the life of the one in whose womb I was formed was cut short 🕊️. It should never have happened 💔 We told everyone she was sick but in truth, she wasn’t. My family friends on this app will be
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