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2 years
How are those heads, people? I think it's time to ease some hangovers with the #TBTtop10 for 2022! 🧵👇🏼
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Breaking: Players are friends with other players. AFL is aware.
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This right here is perfection
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Breaking: Man does job normally.
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2 years
$1.05
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Handed the first question in the presser and comes up with this awkward masterpiece of a word salad. You love to see it
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2 years
Breaking (sorry not sorry) The fibula is one of the two legs in your lower leg. Huge if true.
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7 News Melbourne reposting the fake TB account is everything
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3 years
In breaking news I can also reveal Alex Rance has retired
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Revealed Absolutely nothing.
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Breaking: Man employed by organisation will invest time into job and attend work on occasions.
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3 years
😂😂😂 @xavier_cramer
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3 years
Oh this is very fun indeed @JBarney1994
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2 years
When just a block isn't enough and you gotta slide in to the DMs. #trimyoumumslawn
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3 years
How dare the fire alarm go off at such an inconvenient time
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@AndyMaherDFA Hi Andy, Tom may or may not have reported that Lynch's lack of emotion may have contributed to the ARC's decision. Or it may have not contributed at all. There's a $1.05 chance it was both. Or none. Or his source was wrong. Or right. Hope this helps. TBT.
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I don't think he researched all this
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BREAKING: Club does what many clubs are doing.
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Translation: Dad isn't keen.
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Breaking: Player who hasn't asked for a trade, is contacted for 4 years on great money and hasn't been mentioned in any trade negotiations, isn't going to be traded. Back to you in the studio.
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7NEWS Melbourne
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Key discussions are underway with a Giant name thrown into the mix. Chief Football Reporter @TomBrowne7 has the exclusive details. @7AFL #AFLTrades #InsideTrades
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3 years
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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The ankle is not related to the knee. Huge if true.
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At least Julian Assange didn't miss Essendon winning a final
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He is paid to do this
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Compare the pair.
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This is going to be a fantastic season. 🎆 🎇
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1 year
REVEALED Channel 7 to confirm today that Tom Browne walked into Channel 7 management offices and stood himself down due to poor performances. More to come.
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It's the vibe of it. It's the constitution. It's mabo. It's justice. It's law. It's the vibe and ah, no that's it. It's the vibe. The law degree is paying off.
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Very TB areas from Ralphy here...
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BREAKING: People attend event.
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I mean at this point I feel he is just taking the piss
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Breaking: Football team is aware football is their core business.
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Is @twitter trying to run me out of business?
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Cracked the code. Probably all his research
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The secret is out now..
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Revealed: Careless, medium impact, high contact. 1 week.
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This is amazing. Chat shit get banged
@CarltonFCBlues
Carlton Blues Fans
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Teague to Tom Browne 🔥
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No excuses for punches to the face but here is an excuse for punches to the face. It's just one of those days, you don't wanna wake up. Everything is fucked, everybody sucks. You don't really know why, but you want to justify ripping someone's head off. #putyourinsulinout
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BREAKING: Nothing.
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You said it for me @WillSchofield
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Poetry
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Not many lights work without power... Huge if true.
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Translation: A thing might happen. Or it might not happen. I'm not suggesting anything happened. But it might have happened. I can't rule that out.
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Yes
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enormohead
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@TBtranslator Can U do a video where the goal from.last night plays on his forehead
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Congrants on being first though
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Kane Cornes in game 7: Round 17, 2001 2 disposals 1 tackle Dropped for the rest of the season
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@TBtranslator What did Kane do in game 7?
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I really hope Tom decides to play on.
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Oh so that's what he meant by "I'm not going to name anyone or the club."
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Breaking. Top 10 pick + future first = essentially two firsts. Huge if true.
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Breaking: Man signs contract worth unspecified amount. Exclusive.
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No one would offer Kelly $1mil a year but North can't afford not to offer Kelly $1mil a year. But they can't land him so can't pay him $1mil a year.
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3 years
Both equally massive stories if you ask me
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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*bangs head against wall*
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Either the leg, calf or quad. Possibly the knee, shin or glute too. Could even be the ankle. General leg area. Below the waist and above the ground.
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Translation: McRae looks certain to land the pies job. But it's a bit early to say he's certain to land the pies job. It could be Brad Scott. But he's certain to land the AFL job. But he might not get the AFL job. That could be Mahoney. Hard to tell. Maybe.
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"Good operator" "Leader of people" "Exciting appointment for the Essendon football club" I wonder why Tom didn't google him yesterday? 🤷
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It was on Google.
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Breaking: Man gets vaccinated in timely manner at vaccination hub
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahajahajajajahahahahahsgshsgahahagshahahahagshshshahahahahshahahah
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Translation: I may have blamed it on the umpires at the time but to suggest I blame it on the umpires is bullshit. You can all FRO. How did your teams go fuckheads?
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Translation: Further to someone else's exclusive, I have nothing further. Back to you in the studio
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Happy 200th
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He's a 10 but he turns off comments
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Huge if true
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😂😂😂
@Richmond_FC
Richmond FC 🐯
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Athletic medium defender Tom Brown is a Tiger 🐯 Our sources can potentially exclusively reveal #AFLDraft
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Translation: I'm in Perth, fuckers.
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In the latest edition of TB gets wrecked by punters I present to you @LionTells
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Breaking: Finals venues won't be known until the finals fixtures are known
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Quite an extensive list
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Amazing
@UptheBaggers
Carlton News & Stats
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Our boy with the "well placed sources" Tommy Browne getting cooked by Matthew Lloyd & the Footy Classified team for his "scoop" on Carlton's review is the best media footage you will see this season. "I've researched all this!" cc: @TBtranslator
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Translation: No update to the Rioli/Bolton saga.
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WHO IS THE WHISP
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Translation: Brad Scott might coach Carlton. But the AFL look set to announce Scott as GM of Footy. So he probably won't coach Carlton. But he could coach Carlton. If he did then someone else would need to be GM of footy at the AFL. Mahoney. Scott. Lot to play out. Maybe.
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Andrew Dillon says Microsoft is going as well as it ever has
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@TomBrowne7 Tom pls. I need a break.
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Translation: Port ($1.05) are interested in Grundy but he might stay in Victoria. Which means he's going to Melbourne ($1.05). Unless he goes to Geelong ($1.05) or requests a trade to Collingwood ($1.05). Maybe the Saints ($1.05) should make a play.
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His husband is Tara, Dad is Henry and insta is private. Fair bit going on here
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Imagine just waiting an hour or so and being correct instead of shooting this off at half time and being completely incorrect. Just a thought.
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Compare the pair. Same name Same job Same starting super balance Morris got this out 2 minutes earlier and even managed to include the correct name of the player and what the hearing was for. Absolute scenes.
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@7AFL @TomBrowne7 Cmon I was just about to crack a beer
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Well that de-escalated quickly 🤦‍♂️
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What would a bad result have been? Amputation?
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Looks like Dad was wrong?
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Translation: I've eaten there! Didn't order the knuckle sammich tho
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The difference is black and white
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Quick maffs Cc: forgottenstarss on instagram
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Feel like there's not much left to explain tbh
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So much to unpack here but I'm going to focus on the use of the apostrophe after the numbers 22, 23 & 24. He clearly doesn't know where that apostrophe should be. It bugs me so much more than it should but I just can't let it go.
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Exhausted after only a few hours of RoCo translations. That job can FRO. Back to the warm bosom of the mild mannered, grammatically challenged, opinions as fact TB for me.
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Translation: BREAKING: Man attends work before his start date.
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Dad said tassie bad. So tassie bad. Gil don't smile at me. Tassie is bad. TPP.
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Presenting: The chief football writer of Channel 7.
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Tom is giving me a stress reaction this weekend
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💀💀💀
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He is a parody of himself tonight.
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