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Tom Browne Translator

@TBtranslator

2 years

How are those heads, people? I think it's time to ease some hangovers with the #TBTtop10 for 2022! 🧵👇🏼

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Tom Browne Translator

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3 years

Breaking: Players are friends with other players. AFL is aware.

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4 years

This right here is perfection

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4 years

Breaking: Man does job normally.

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2 years

$1.05

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3 years

Handed the first question in the presser and comes up with this awkward masterpiece of a word salad. You love to see it

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Breaking (sorry not sorry) The fibula is one of the two legs in your lower leg. Huge if true.

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#NewProfilePic

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1 year

7 News Melbourne reposting the fake TB account is everything

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3 years

In breaking news I can also reveal Alex Rance has retired

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2 years

Revealed Absolutely nothing.

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3 years

Breaking: Man employed by organisation will invest time into job and attend work on occasions.

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3 years

😂😂😂 @xavier_cramer

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3 years

Oh this is very fun indeed @JBarney1994

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2 years

When just a block isn't enough and you gotta slide in to the DMs. #trimyoumumslawn

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3 years

How dare the fire alarm go off at such an inconvenient time

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2 years

@AndyMaherDFA Hi Andy, Tom may or may not have reported that Lynch's lack of emotion may have contributed to the ARC's decision. Or it may have not contributed at all. There's a $1.05 chance it was both. Or none. Or his source was wrong. Or right. Hope this helps. TBT.

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3 years

I don't think he researched all this

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3 years

BREAKING: Club does what many clubs are doing.

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2 years

Translation: Dad isn't keen.

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2 years

Breaking: Player who hasn't asked for a trade, is contacted for 4 years on great money and hasn't been mentioned in any trade negotiations, isn't going to be traded. Back to you in the studio.

7NEWS Melbourne

@7NewsMelbourne

2 years

Key discussions are underway with a Giant name thrown into the mix. Chief Football Reporter @TomBrowne7 has the exclusive details. @7AFL #AFLTrades #InsideTrades

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3 years

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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2 years

The ankle is not related to the knee. Huge if true.

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4 months

At least Julian Assange didn't miss Essendon winning a final

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3 years

He is paid to do this

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2 years

Compare the pair.

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3 years

This is going to be a fantastic season. 🎆 🎇

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Tom Browne Translator

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1 year

REVEALED Channel 7 to confirm today that Tom Browne walked into Channel 7 management offices and stood himself down due to poor performances. More to come.

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Tom Browne Translator

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4 years

It's the vibe of it. It's the constitution. It's mabo. It's justice. It's law. It's the vibe and ah, no that's it. It's the vibe. The law degree is paying off.

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Tom Browne Translator

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3 years

Very TB areas from Ralphy here...

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3 years

BREAKING: People attend event.

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3 years

I mean at this point I feel he is just taking the piss

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1 year

@GeelongCats

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2 years

Breaking: Football team is aware football is their core business.

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3 years

Is @twitter trying to run me out of business?

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3 years

Cracked the code. Probably all his research

Pete

@aflratingsPete

3 years

The secret is out now..

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2 years

Revealed: Careless, medium impact, high contact. 1 week.

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1 year

#throwback

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3 years

This is amazing. Chat shit get banged

Carlton Blues Fans

@CarltonFCBlues

3 years

Teague to Tom Browne 🔥

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3 years

No excuses for punches to the face but here is an excuse for punches to the face. It's just one of those days, you don't wanna wake up. Everything is fucked, everybody sucks. You don't really know why, but you want to justify ripping someone's head off. #putyourinsulinout

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3 years

BREAKING: Nothing.

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3 years

You said it for me @WillSchofield

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3 years

Poetry

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2 years

Not many lights work without power... Huge if true.

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2 years

Translation: A thing might happen. Or it might not happen. I'm not suggesting anything happened. But it might have happened. I can't rule that out.

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Tom Browne Translator

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5 months

Yes

enormohead

@enormohead

5 months

@TBtranslator Can U do a video where the goal from.last night plays on his forehead

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Tom Browne Translator

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3 years

Congrants on being first though

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6 months

Kane Cornes in game 7: Round 17, 2001 2 disposals 1 tackle Dropped for the rest of the season

Radelaide Rob

@RadelaideRob

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@TBtranslator What did Kane do in game 7?

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Tom Browne Translator

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2 years

I really hope Tom decides to play on.

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Tom Browne Translator

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3 years

Oh so that's what he meant by "I'm not going to name anyone or the club."

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2 years

Breaking. Top 10 pick + future first = essentially two firsts. Huge if true.

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3 years

@TomBrowne7

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3 years

Breaking: Man signs contract worth unspecified amount. Exclusive.

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4 years

No one would offer Kelly $1mil a year but North can't afford not to offer Kelly $1mil a year. But they can't land him so can't pay him $1mil a year.

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Tom Browne Translator

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3 years

Both equally massive stories if you ask me

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1 year

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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3 years

*bangs head against wall*

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Tom Browne Translator

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4 years

Either the leg, calf or quad. Possibly the knee, shin or glute too. Could even be the ankle. General leg area. Below the waist and above the ground.

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Tom Browne Translator

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3 years

Translation: McRae looks certain to land the pies job. But it's a bit early to say he's certain to land the pies job. It could be Brad Scott. But he's certain to land the AFL job. But he might not get the AFL job. That could be Mahoney. Hard to tell. Maybe.

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2 years

"Good operator" "Leader of people" "Exciting appointment for the Essendon football club" I wonder why Tom didn't google him yesterday? 🤷

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It was on Google.

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3 years

Breaking: Man gets vaccinated in timely manner at vaccination hub

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3 years

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahajahajajajahahahahahsgshsgahahagshahahahagshshshahahahahshahahah

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3 years

Translation: I may have blamed it on the umpires at the time but to suggest I blame it on the umpires is bullshit. You can all FRO. How did your teams go fuckheads?

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2 years

Translation: Further to someone else's exclusive, I have nothing further. Back to you in the studio

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5 months

Happy 200th

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He's a 10 but he turns off comments

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Huge if true

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3 years

😂😂😂

Richmond FC 🐯

@Richmond_FC

3 years

Athletic medium defender Tom Brown is a Tiger 🐯 Our sources can potentially exclusively reveal #AFLDraft

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3 years

Translation: I'm in Perth, fuckers.

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3 years

In the latest edition of TB gets wrecked by punters I present to you @LionTells

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Breaking: Finals venues won't be known until the finals fixtures are known

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Quite an extensive list

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#NewProfilePic

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Amazing

Carlton News & Stats

@UptheBaggers

3 years

Our boy with the "well placed sources" Tommy Browne getting cooked by Matthew Lloyd & the Footy Classified team for his "scoop" on Carlton's review is the best media footage you will see this season. "I've researched all this!" cc: @TBtranslator

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3 years

Translation: No update to the Rioli/Bolton saga.

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1 year

WHO IS THE WHISP

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3 years

Translation: Brad Scott might coach Carlton. But the AFL look set to announce Scott as GM of Footy. So he probably won't coach Carlton. But he could coach Carlton. If he did then someone else would need to be GM of footy at the AFL. Mahoney. Scott. Lot to play out. Maybe.

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Andrew Dillon says Microsoft is going as well as it ever has

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@TomBrowne7 Tom pls. I need a break.

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2 years

Translation: Port ($1.05) are interested in Grundy but he might stay in Victoria. Which means he's going to Melbourne ($1.05). Unless he goes to Geelong ($1.05) or requests a trade to Collingwood ($1.05). Maybe the Saints ($1.05) should make a play.

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Tom Browne Translator

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His husband is Tara, Dad is Henry and insta is private. Fair bit going on here

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Imagine just waiting an hour or so and being correct instead of shooting this off at half time and being completely incorrect. Just a thought.

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Compare the pair. Same name Same job Same starting super balance Morris got this out 2 minutes earlier and even managed to include the correct name of the player and what the hearing was for. Absolute scenes.

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2 years

@7AFL @TomBrowne7 Cmon I was just about to crack a beer

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Well that de-escalated quickly 🤦‍♂️

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1 year

#NewProfilePic @JackRiewoldt08

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What would a bad result have been? Amputation?

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Looks like Dad was wrong?

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Translation: I've eaten there! Didn't order the knuckle sammich tho

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The difference is black and white

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Quick maffs Cc: forgottenstarss on instagram

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Feel like there's not much left to explain tbh

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Tom Browne Translator

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3 years

So much to unpack here but I'm going to focus on the use of the apostrophe after the numbers 22, 23 & 24. He clearly doesn't know where that apostrophe should be. It bugs me so much more than it should but I just can't let it go.

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Tom Browne Translator

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3 years

Exhausted after only a few hours of RoCo translations. That job can FRO. Back to the warm bosom of the mild mannered, grammatically challenged, opinions as fact TB for me.

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Tom Browne Translator

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4 years

Translation: BREAKING: Man attends work before his start date.