Can you tell me how to get, how to get to Kippax Street? Tweets written by
#BERT
(my emotional support capybara). (((1+7)))
#FromMudToChaos
(DM for Kebab).
@VictorineSara
@claudelittner
I also wouldn’t want the person treating me to be so knackered from the other job that they were unable to do their primary one properly. I know it’s often done in 3x 12-hour shifts which clean a person out for a fair amount of the other days off. The UK work obsession is lethal.
@bluealf1894
@ManCity
@premierleague
Everything is made of steel there and cotton here so our stadium is being wrung out but it just got soaked again so we've had to sack it off. I'm getting the kettle on. Fancy a brew anyone?
@GaryUsher_Chef
It would really fuck Farage off if you opened a restaurant staffed and run entirely by people who have arrived here this way. Call it Gamón Gamón. I’d contribute the first £100 to the crowdfunding.
@TheMichaelMoran
@francesweetman
I’d venture this error by
@guardian
in allowing a holding headline on its Facebook page to go out as an actual headline probably is equal to yours. Say what you really mean etc ...
@leekern13
The most fantastic thing G/bury could have done was to unequivocally send out a message of support to the dead of the Nova Festival. They've got zero danger of ever not selling out so the idea of alienating their fanbase is nonsense. What a GUTLESS and SPINELESS organisation.
@chlorinelephant
@JnnyG
Bradley. You begin this statement with “Dawg”, like you’re on some Brooklyn street corner. You’re from Tring. That’s cultural appropriation.
Israel isn’t committing atrocities by the way.
But Jamaica is horrible to gay people; yet I bet you love a bit of reggae, eh, ‘Dawg’!?
@Geraint_Smith
@JMPSimor
My theory is that on exposure to daylight, he made it as far as round the corner, collapsed into a pile of steaming clothes and evaporated into nothingness.
@TommyCorbyn
It was fucking shit.
“Hi. I’m JezuzCorbz. I don’t like unfairness. I like fairness. I don’t like unfairness because it’s unfair so it isn’t fair. Some shit about trains. Unfair. Fairness. Unfairness isn’t fair. Billionaires. Trains. I like fairness. More trains. Halloumi kebab.”
@ManCityCouncil
“Everyone has the right to feel safe in their community”.
Utterly meaningless statement if you don’t step in to end the weekly Saturday congregations of JEW HATERS that march from St Peter’s Sq through Picc / Deansgate / etc. Genocidal chants from start to finish.
Act NOW.
@RussInCheshire
I still want to know who was present in the meeting where he allegedly/reportedly said “And if some pensioners die, too bad”, + if he did say it, for someone to break rank + corroborate it. Ideally more than one person. No identified source. Who are they + what will it take?
@punkenjunkie
@MazbWhite
@JimMFelton
She’d change her tune if she got mugged by a British person where the only witness was a Bulgarian or Cameroonian etc; I interpret in court; foreign witnesses give up time to give evidence in cases with British defendant + complainant. Why should they pay to do that?
#CluelessAF
@LisaMoorish
@francesbarber13
@tonymc39
@rupertmurdoch
Anyone who even clicks on its website - let alone buys it - betrays everyone the Scum has betrayed. Everyone hurt by it is one of us: a child, a football fan, a gay friend, whoever it is - we all have friends and relatives from communities + groups that publication has attacked.
Today at the Pro Palestinian hate march in London.
Ken O’Keefe shouts “Fuvk Israel & the Synagogue of Satan” at peaceful Pro Israel counter protesters while
@metpoliceuk
officers look on & do nothing.
This is disgusting antisemitism.
BTW O’Keefe is known violent criminal.
@whyalwaysfe
@Horwichbloke19
After all the shit we take for apparently being formed in 2008, a team in the semifinal was actually formed in 2009. YCFMIU.
@JamesHarrisNow
What is a truly delicious is that Starmer is likely to do a load of things with a majority that JezuzCorbz wouldn’t have managed because in the fanciful scenario he got in at all, his Middle East obsession would have taken over to the detriment of all else.
@faizashaheen
That’s your rejection justified in a single tweet - even the idea of a “pro-Palestine” candidate in a UK GE shows how out of control this is. It’s foreign policy - ergo: handled by the appropriate ministers. It isn’t front and centre. Speaks volumes about your worldview. DO ONE.
@Chloe_Kerss
@TracyAnnO
@TommyCorbyn
@ParkTheatre
Hi Chloe. This is still up, 5 months later, telling a blatant lie about a death caused by Hamas. Told repeatedly to remove it, TC still hasn’t taken it down. This sort of lie is itself trolling. It’s even worse, it whips up hate towards Jewish diaspora everywhere. Focus on that.
@RussInCheshire
Feel we’re too far gone.
My brother had a spell as a toddler where he pestered for a teaspoonful of salt on his food - I think because he saw it done with sugar/cereal. Our mum refused. He kicked off. She eventually let him.
<EPIC DRAMA SCENES>
He never asked again.
BREXIT.
@salihughes
Hiya. I don't know much about you but I've seen your IG. Plenty of interest to me (food, dogs). Other stuff less so - I'm not the make-up type. The impression I get is: this woman is someone many others would love to be. That speaks volumes about those you refer to in that video.
@SpillerOfTea
Prices going up, she moans. (1): As if anything in 2016 cost the same as 1973 + (2): Any item/service that the Euro has any influence on has risen BECAUSE OF Brexit. These people are from a gene pool you could pour on the sharp end of a pin + none would trickle down the side.
@Wolfypolitics
@bulutuzay_
@megormsby
Hello to Mortimer Gormless.
To the victor, the spoils.
Really? Good.
That applies to territory won by Israel in wars it didn’t start.
Can you think of any?
To the victor, the spoils.
I like that.
Turn it up.
@ledredman
@carolecadwalla
And while government was being warned and warned and warned, their mind was on Getting Brexit Done. That footage from 31/01 has never looked so fucking dark as it does now. Someone should force Johnson to watch it Clockwork Orange style every day the rest of his life. Twice.
@eleanorkpenny
I went for Vance the same way he has posted racist shit: constantly + steadily. He blocked me. Now I can't report him.
I went for Wiley the same way he posted racist shit: intensively over one insane period. Twitter acted.
The issue isn't the complainants. It's the platform.
Bristol’s Massive Attack performing Teardrop and Unfinished Sympathy at 1st hometown gig in 5 years.
Lowest carbon event ever of its scale. Renewable energy, plant based food, compostable loos, incentives for train travel, electric buses.
#MassiveAttack
#Bristol
#climateaction
@gingerspyc
@sarahsackman
No, course you don’t hate Jews if you select them and them alone for being made stateless and which would likely cost a second mass extermination of Jews.
Do you honestly delude yourself to believe AZ isn’t Jewhate?
@DavidB45212563
You can imagine her tent at Glastonbury with its Palestine flag waving from it in the wind as symbolic of her identification with the world’s oppressed while she’s off raving to the live set by Underworld before doing one, leaving tent + flag for the clean-up staff to clear up.
@jobellerina
Corbyn could parade through Golders Green in a Panzer with David Icke alongside him with "ZIO LIZARD ISRAEL BABYKILLERS" spraypainted down the side and his supporters would find a rare condition that makes you do that and ask to keep an open mind until he's diagnosed. FFSx2.
@SuperbiaSilva
@ManCity
@KTHopkins
@MarcusRashford
Whoever authorised this tweet needs the freedom of the city and that is beyond dispute. I have never been so proud of my club.
(I know we aren't supposed to give her the oxygen but this is sooooo worth an exception).
MERKAGE.
@JohnONe08205464
@rmp266
Your dad Irish? So you're two generations in? I'm Jewish + my family has been here five generations - almost 150 years. I think you should get off my land with your weird anti-Muslim propaganda. It isn't what my country is about. Fucking immigrants, bringing racism over here!
@NickCouncillor
@skwawkbox
Hi Nick. Rather than engage in ‘disloyal Jew’ tropes about an MP who has been a tireless advocate for her constituents, what you do is thank Louise Ellman for her decades of good work. I’ll guess it’s either a huge typo or you’re a classless, graceless gobshank or probably both.
@adammaanit
I think this woman should be asked what the 'many' here refers to. I'll cut her some slack and assume she means over-80s.
I'll just have a look at her timeline to see if I can deduce anything.
*Returns*:
Oh. Right.
@sebtoo
@sidlowe
Michael Robinson - celebrated player and later football broadcaster - has passed away.
Loved and respected for insight like this (and for speaking Spanish with an unabashedly English accent):
@YusufJP_
@GalopUK
@stonewalluk
Can someone tell this woman that there’s absolutely nothing to rule out male couples called Adam and Steve + I’m going to try + start a crowdfund a speed dating event where gay men called Adam or Steve can be introduced to each other + given a free tab of Ecstasy beforehand.
@earthygirl011
@AldiUK
@Israel
Lovely - thanks for the heads-up as to where I can get copious amounts of Israeli avocados. I’ll also buy yours for you and eat them myself.
@GaryLineker
Hi Gary - on this occasion, even if it's with a good heart, you've unwittingly retweeted an appalling account. Please have a look at the responses and maybe speak privately to someone whose opinions you value and trust and put yourself in the picture about RS + who is behind it.
@CDBell_88
@SamLee
@MsiDouglas
I’d explain but you’re too far beneath even my contempt, let alone another second of my time doing so if you need telling why. CODPIECEFACE.
@geraintgriffith
In what is now the second-greatest tweet ever in connection with this song, I recall someone on here once saying it was a tribute to a rugby union away day piss-up:
Sale (A).
@Eve_Barlow
A debut album that saw me through my last two years at school. Matter of taste but to me their only really good record.
From there: they just turned into overbearing sanctimonious wankers.
This is why they fit in so well to the scene for their mirror image public that is BDS.
@ASLEFunion
Hi, I have had a bit of a look at your timeline and it’s lacking similar focus on train drivers arrested in places like, for example, Nigeria, Uruguay, Bulgaria or Thailand. Is there any particular reason for your concerns about this one who has been arrested in Israel?
@Coventry_City
That is truly fantastic and am devastated because I’m MCFC and I cannot buy one because as much as I love football shirts, football shirts do not love me. Still: footy shirt of the decade and second place is still light years behind. Also, please come back to the PL ASAP.
@michaelwhite
Put it this way - gay people died there too. We know.
But: IF the Soho bomb in 2000 had killed one Jewish person and someone tried to invert it the same way, they‘d be rightly condemned.
Didn’t one Forest fan die at Hillsborough? You could do this with anything.
Just DON’T.
@SkiBunny123
@maqusan
@georginaallen99
It’s changed for the better because wheeling bins to trucks that mechanically empty them is a damn sight better than manually because of how many back conditions I bet it caused. Yeh, sure, a job that fucks a person’s body for life is proper earthy + authentic! Fuck progress, eh!
@Carra23
@StuBrennanMEN
Club/fans had mixed feelings. So it was no easy thing to do. Big wrench. We couldn't develop Maine Rd without trampling over residents of nearby Thornton Rd. Our club decided not to. Now - about clubs redeveloping by shitting on their near neighbour residents. Any examples? HUH?
@Carra23
@StuBrennanMEN
Hi Jamie. Big admirer of Liverpool in many ways - but we took Eastlands so our city could hold Commonwealth Games. That's because our leaders had the vision to try for Olympics ITFP. Liverpool OTOH didn't even have a carpark that took debit cards until 10 years ago.
@jhoffman1
Bloke in photo: still wears a Berghaus at 60-odd years old. Sociology lecturer DEFO. Palestine flag on his bedroom wall 100%. Attends events by David Icke. Wife left him for a plumber. He champions the worker but not if they run off with his wife.
#CHEMTRAILS
#TEXAN
#FREENARNIA
@edwardburnettt
@TheOxfordMail
So they’re anti-racists who want Israel cleansed of 7m Jews and 2m Israelis of other backgrounds.
Verdict; absolutely fake antiracists. One prejudice is always allowed.
I’d say the PSC and EDL are two cheeks of the same arse but they’re in fact just the rectum itself.
@laurasteele64
@davemacladd
@agirlcalledlina
And in those cases, when they happen, if anyone tells them they were warned for years, those who quite reasonably say that will be lambasted as callous, unfeeling, cold etc etc etc.
We’re British! How dare they treat us in accordance with the independence we voted for! Harrumph!
@UtdChart
@ManCity
@premierleague
Just admit that you're tweeting this at home alone because your other half didn't come home last night and is currently experiencing her first ever orgasm since the bloke she was with before you. SICK SWAN.
@JoBirdJoBird
The RAW FUCKING NERVE of you to post this after the last 9 months that started before Israel even reacted with the exact example of a JEWISH business attacked. This photo is from the night of October 7 itself.
You truly have got some brass neck to word a statement like that.
@CliveMyrieBBC
Anyone messes with you, Clive, they will have the MCFC Bert Army to deal with.
This photo* says it all.
#TOGETHER
*(By Iain S.P. Reid, 1977).
@RussInCheshire
No, but you’ve missed your chance for 10 years of waving your blue one at Brexshitters for a decade going “This was all well worth it, eh lads?” as you queue for 3 hours at airports or, more likely, see them at diabetic friends’ funerals.
@TheMossadIL
Reposted but not liked.
I'm also fucking livid.
There's no way (even to the limited audience I have on here) any sort of subtlety will get through.
In some ways, I have my doubts even with those images.
Nothing seems to matter - the haters see Jews as deserving of this.
@craigspencerUTT
@sarahsackman
I think that may be something to do with a racist prejudice disabling your ability to see why focusing <solely> on stripping Jews and Jews alone - and Jews specifically - of their tiny state is a racist and hateful attitude.
@jobellerina
"Go on. GO ON. What's been said that's racist?". I've been challenged on this most times I've brought up LabourAS. Let's face it: even with the high bar of evidence that the EHRC investigation will require, if they're found guilty, it'll be "Zionist plants"/"Hand of Israel". FFS.
@clairecontent
@ThrwLkngGlss
@Eli7ChicnSweet
@eliyahu_george
@FatFreds_Cat
I wonder, Claire, if you are as passionate about calling out the UK for 'appropriation' of a Jewish idea in the form of fish+chips. Or is that to you as it is to me: a food that originated from one culture + then became equally part of another? Answers on a very awkward silence.
@house_faraday
@Keir_Starmer
These are British Jews. Nobody mentioned Israel. Nobody. No fucker. Only you. Why did you mention Israel. Winston? What relevance does Israel have to the treatment of British Jews by a British political party? I'm intrigued at what promoted you to mention a foreign country.
@Kenarf
@lara_eleanor
@OwenJones84
I’m devastated for the Palestinian people that their cause is hijacked by people who think that replacing their Betty Blue poster with a Palestine flag + boycotting Puma is helpful. Well edgy! Maybe do an interpretative rain dance for them at WOMAD yah? Vegetable rights + peace!
@sqlblues
@InfraredEyes
@nick_daw
They don’t need the largeness of the state. They need the state to do its fucking job with the vast amount of tax they do have and could have more of if they sorted their shit out.
@Jackiew80333500
Hi WackyJacky.
I can't recall anyone deciding to systematically murder every single person on the entire African continent + enslaving them as part of that endgame. I mean in that order. Genocide as endgame with forced labour as 'mere' by-product. DO ONE YA BRAINDEAD DOOM UNIT.
@shaistaAziz
You’ve been pulled up and your only regret is that this has happened and not for what you’ve been found to have said. Just sack it off and do something else that doesn’t involve public life.