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3 years

“CAN YOU DRIVE A LORRY?”

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3 years

Meghan should simply come out as a white paedophile so everybody leaves her alone.

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3 years

Sometimes this app brings us good things. Great things.

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6 years

An inspiration.

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3 years

“I hope this email finds you well” How the email finds me:

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5 years

Last night our friends came round & my bf had his phone streaming to the TV. Few hours went by and we’re all chilling on the sofa. I text him I couldn’t wait for everyone to fuck off so we could go to bed, AND THE MESSAGE CAME UP ON THE TV SCREEN. IN FRONT OF EVERYONE.

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3 years

Great. Another days plans scuppered.

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3 years

Had over a year of lockdown to get fit and heathy and all I’ve done is get fat and angry.

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4 years

CAUSE I.... HAD.... THE TIME OF MY LIIIIIFE

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@perrigame

5 years

She’s alive.

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5 years

Meghan Markle 'is very different to Princess Diana' in one obviously crucial way

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6 months

Did people not pay attention to what happened to the last kids who caused a fuss on the Willy Wonka tour? I would be keeping my mouth shut. Take my £35 and have a lovely day Mr Wonka.

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4 years

@FruityNesa That “no fuck u” was my favourite read of 2020.

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2 years

Thirty n Flirty 🎂

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2 years

My dad came to collect me and my friend from town and we agreed to meet at the bus stop as my dad didn’t want us girls walking round town alone as he’s quite protective. He’s just driven past us at the bus stop and shouted “BUS WANKERS” and I think he’s driven back home.

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2 years

A very short love story.

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3 years

In June, Hungary passed an anti-LGBT law banning homosexual and transexual propaganda. Sebastian Vettel showed up to the Hungarian Grand Prix today with some excellent big dick energy 🥰🌈

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4 years

I’ve just got back home and unpacking my bag from staying at my grandma’s. Found a Tupperware container that she’d made me with “snacks to take home” because aren’t grandma’s sweet and lovely? It’s a fucking fried egg.

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3 years

HOT DADS in YOUR AREA want to know if YOU have any more wrapping paper or cardboard to put in the rubbish bag before they head out to the tip.

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@perrigame

5 years

Today I had a trial at a job I REALLY bloody wanted. I wanted to work at this place for like two years but never had the opportunity because of my circumstances and I’ve just left there being offered a job better than I’d applied for and IM SO FRICKING HAPPY U GUYS I want to cry.

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4 years

Someone asked me on a date next week and their wife just messaged me to cancel the date.

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3 years

Yay or Nay for the skirt & boots combo? (Ignore the background - we are plastering in the dressing room)

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1 year

Girl and her dog, thirst trap edition. Put on weight and feelin' great.

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6 years

THE TED BUNDY DOCUMENTARY IS FINALLY ON NETFLIX.

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@perrigame

2 years

I got the job!!! Not only did I get the job, during the interview they offered me a higher position, which I have now accepted! I am frickin ecstatic, I can't believe it - thank you for all the good luck wishes this morn! ♥️

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5 years

I typed a work email “To Mr Bla Bla” because I planned to check my notes for his actual surname before sending it as couldn’t remember his name, but I’ve pressed send and forgot to edit it so that’s fucking fantastic.

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2 years

Nothing like the comforting voice of Keith in your time of need.

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2 years

tuesday sponsored by pretty bows n pink lace 🎀

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6 years

Hello frendz. I've been busy focusing on my studying and I've just had a confirmation email that I've passed all three subjects for my first term with 3 A*'s. Considering a year ago I was in hospital for trying to end my own life, I am SUPER happy/proud/thankful rn. Yay 💖🎉

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4 years

I am a: ⚪️ male ⚪️ female 🔘 fish Very happy to be: ⚪️ swimming ⚪️ eating 🔘 of British nationality

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3 years

How would you like it if you got stuck in a canal and everybody kept taking pictures

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@perrigame

4 years

Finally done what needed to be done. Changed my relationship status to single and am moving out the flat next week and away from all that shit to start a new life. I’ve also let HIM and his family know I don’t want them anywhere near me ever again. Court case in 3 weeks 🤞

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1 year

#NewProfilePic

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2 years

BLK & WHT 🤍🖤

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1 year

Me and my Dad have always had a rocky relationship and earlier he asked me if I wanted to go out for a drink with him and for a chat. It's been 4 hours of us out together and I'm having the best night of my life. HE SAID HES PROUD OF ME. For the first time in 30 years.

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5 years

Everyone left within 10 minutes and I put on Facebook this morning does anyone wanna come watch the fireworks with us tonight and do you know how many of our friends have replied? TAKE A GUESS.

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1 year

I have some news! The owner of the bar/restaurant that hired me last week to do event food nights, Indian nights and my cakes etc rang me today and offered me the job as HEAD CHEF of the entire restaurant when it re-launches next month. GOT MY OWN RESTAURANT. HEAD CHEF. WHAAAAATT

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2 years

Finished my second day at new job today. Tomorrow I hopefully move into my new house. A few months ago I didn't think I'd ever be able to work/live alone again because of my anxiety, my drinking, my panic. But this evening, I'm sat having overcome ALL of it and I can't believe it

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7 years

RT if ur a girl and never done this ever in your entire existence as a female.

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3 years

Not naming no names. Prince Andrew, Duke of York.

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2 years

First run in ages done and I'm sweaty & f*cked. Going to cry into my lunch and tell myself that pain is just weakness leaving the body. Sob sob sobbbb 😭

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2 years

The end of a difficult couple of years. Tears were shed. My French Visa was just granted. VIVA LA VISA!! I'm off to France in 4 hours! 🎉🇨🇵

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@perrigame

2 years

I told my grandma that I've felt a bit disconnected and lonely lately and she's suggested, in an attempt to make new friends, that I stand outside the supermarket tomorrow and wave to people as they arrive. So if you see me at Lidl acting weird tomorrow, mind your own business.

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1 year

I'm going to an intensive therapy programme for 4 weeks to get my stupid brain sorted so I won't be on social media. Just letting people know so you don't worry or message my family to check on me. They know and are being really supportive & im surrounded by love. See you soon x

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2 years

WHAT THE F… oh.

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@perrigame

7 years

My mum’s set up a TV with Netflix for the dog and I had to come offline so she could download 10 “dog films” for him. Walked in and HE’S SAT WATCHING THEM FFS

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@perrigame

3 years

Happy New Year! Wishing everybody days that are filled with love, adventure and the freedom to be yourself 💫

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@perrigame

7 years

When you subtweet your ex and someone asks "who's that about?"

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@perrigame

3 years

HOT mums in YOUR area want to know if YOU want anymore darling are you sure you’ve eaten enough? We’ve got plenty more. I’ve done enough to take home with you. I’ll put some in Tupperware. Go on take some home with you. Haha no honestly I’ll be offended if you don’t. Just TAKE IT

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@perrigame

6 years

How ridiculous to ban Valentine’s Day. It’s just a.... oh. Oh my.

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@perrigame

3 years

An exciting day. As of two hours ago, I have been promoted to General Manager of the hotel! I’m going to be taking some time off my social media as I now have the biggest challenges ahead of my life. Thank you to everyone that’s supported me - I am still in shock. Eeeek! 🍾❤️

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@perrigame

3 years

I’m normally not a big fan of those kind of “live love laugh” inspo style quotes but this one made me stop and think, and ... I like it.

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@perrigame

4 months

It still feels surreal but yesterday I got the confirmation for the new Amooz Boosh premises and kitchens, and I’ve just this second got the keys and moved in to my new house! Finally have my own space to call home, and an actual business with ACTUAL OFFICES AND KITCHENS. Wowweee

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@perrigame

5 years

Siri show me what hell looks like

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@perrigame

4 years

It’s absolutely fine to hate wearing a mask, as long as you still wear a mask.

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@perrigame

4 years

I’m not saying that isolation has affected my mental health, but MY INFLATABLE DINOSAUR COSTUME HAS JUST ARRIVED.

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2 years

Yesterday I catered for a party & last night I received a phone call to say the editor of the paper had attended, was blown away by the food and he'd like to publish a piece on my business in Feb's edition. We're meeting Saturday for photos & interview. <SCREAM> Im scared agh

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@perrigame

4 years

On Thursday there was a big box of chocolates left on my doorstep which I thought were from my mum. I’ve opened them and had a couple. My neighbour has just come round asking if I’ve taken delivery for a box of chocolates this week he ordered for somebody’s birthday.

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@perrigame

5 years

This sounds like a “didn’t happen” AND BELIEVE ME I WISH IT DIDNT.

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@perrigame

2 years

I have a name ffs

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@perrigame

4 years

Been kicked out another Facebook group :(

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@perrigame

2 years

Anyone else just feel blerghhh all the time lately? Not really sick or needing treatment but just unhealthy, groggy, sluggish, achy, headaches, and general brain fog and mentally and physically exhausted. Like I'm not 'well' but not 'unwell', I'm just blerghh. Blergh blerrrrghh.

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@perrigame

8 months

In about 1 hour I will be walking through my front door to surprise my dogs who I haven't seen in over 4 months. I've finally made it home for Christmas. I am healthy again, happy again and about to have the most meaningful hug of the whole year, after a really shit few months.

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@perrigame

3 years

I have nowhere to wear my new boots today so you all must look at them instead.

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@perrigame

4 years

I’m going to be really open about my struggles at the moment in the hope it helps others speak out. I overdosed on my sleeping tablets last night & had a complete nervous breakdown. Went to hospital and now have support of psych teams and therapy in place to try help me through💜

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@perrigame

3 years

Back from gym. My body is feeling so much better and stronger already. I’m proud of myself today 💪

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@perrigame

1 year

Therapist: You must have some kind of goal or ambitions for the future? Me: *slowly pushes news article across the desk towards her*

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@perrigame

5 years

*leans into mic* What about the sweaty paedo?

Allie Hodgkins-Brown

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5 years

“I have never known Buckingham Palace to be *disappointed* with other members of the Royal Family” - BBC royal correspondent Nicholas Witchell #bbcnewsten

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@perrigame

1 year

#NewProfilePic

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@perrigame

4 years

One evening last week after dinner, I got a hairbrush and brushed Lula as her fur was looking scruffy. Every evening now after we’ve eaten, she goes upstairs to fetch her hairbrush, comes downstairs and waits to be brushed again😭

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@perrigame

4 years

My first time ever making Yorkshire puddings and I’m SO PROUD. They’re kind of fucked up but aren’t we all. I love them.

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@perrigame

2 years

A year ago I'd probs just be getting home at this time in a complete state having spent the night drowned in booze on a mission to ruin my life. Today, I'm waking up fresh to do yoga and walk through the woods to watch the sunrise over the valley with my doggos. Feels gooooood!

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@perrigame

6 years

To Iranian President Rouhani, WHY IN THE PILOT EPISODE OF FRIENDS DO RACHEL AND CHANDLER GET INTRODUCED AS IF FOR THE FIRST TIME BUT IN LATER EPISODES AND FLASHBACKS WE SEE THEY ALREADY MET MORE THAN 4 TIMES BEFORE AND ALREADY KNEW EACH OTHER. MORE LIES! VERY SAD!

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@perrigame

2 months

All my friends have gone through the Adult Change where one goes from hating olives to suddenly loving olives, but I have not yet reached that milestone. When will it happen for me? I am starting to feel self conscious around my friends. "Its her, the one who still hates olives"

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@perrigame

2 years

Feeling every bit as bright as the sunshine today ☀️💖

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@perrigame

2 years

Them: Keeping me awake until 3am with their drunk partying and music playing. Me at 6am this morning🥰: GOOD MORNING EVERYBODY IN THE HOUSE.

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@perrigame

9 months

#NewProfilePic 🎀

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@perrigame

9 months

Oh my god I literally hate when this happens

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@perrigame

3 years

This makes me laugh every time I see it

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@perrigame

3 years

Oh man 😭😭😭

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@perrigame

3 years

Every night 😭

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@perrigame

5 years

I’m not big into politics and rarely discuss it with people but I do have one question. No one is happy with the state of the UK at the moment or how it’s deteriorated in the last decade, so WHY WOULD YOU VOTE TO KEEP THE SAME CUNTS IN CHARGE GOING FORWARD?

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@perrigame

6 years

My best friend, who I love so dearly, has just asked me why there’s 100 seconds in a minute but it only takes 60 seconds for a minute to pass on her watch, and I’ve never met such a stupid fucking twat.

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@perrigame

6 months

I decided that I'm into Lego now, so I was browsing through Lego sets on the Lego website then I looked at the prices and I've decided I'm not into Lego anymore.

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@perrigame

8 months

We don't care this year babes. Body positivity is back in fashunnnn 🏊‍♀️

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@perrigame

3 years

For the first time in 5 years I registered at a GP and they saw me instantly and gave me meds for my mental health and I feel like crying with happiness. He listened to everything & sorted me straight away. Already taken my anxiety meds and feel like I can fucking function again

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@perrigame

11 months

Oh my god, finally something to look forward to 😍

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@perrigame

1 year

Today I found out that elephants just die if they get lonely. An elephant abandoned or stranded on its own can't deal with thinking its the only one left, and it's heart breaks 🥺. So if anybody feels lonely, please know I'll be your elephant friend and you're not alone 🩷

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@perrigame

3 years

Thanks for lots of support & love this week. I really hit my stress limit. I’m finally having a day off and rumour has it....a new man in my life has asked me today if I would like to be his girlfriend. 🥰 I am now getting ready and we’re going out for an Italian & cocktails 💃💋

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@perrigame

4 years

The police had to get called again. My family are coming to pick me up and take me with them. Thank you so much for all your support. I’m so sorry I couldn’t reply to everyone. I’ll be back when I’ve fixed my crown and I’m a QUEEEEEEN again. I love you ❤️ P xx

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@perrigame

1 year

A crappy mental health week but I'm ok, thank you to everyone who checked. I'm taking a break from my social media for a while as healing is messy and while I always try to be transparent about my MH, it's embarrassing and ugly. Thank you again for everyone's kindness xx

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@perrigame

8 months

I'm going to use my Twitter this year to document my road to recovery from addiction, BPD and my suicide attempts last year. It feels shocking to type that 'out loud' and probably feels uncomfortable to read but that's why I want to do it and raise awareness. It shouldn't...

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@perrigame

2 years

Finally. Something I can relate to.

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@perrigame

1 year

It's my 6 month sober anniversary today which is pretty cool. One day Im gonna write about it and about the journey of substance abuse alongside having BPD, hopefully it'll help or be of some encouragement to others who struggle. But for today, I'm going to eat cake and sleep.🧁

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@perrigame

11 months

Some good news, finally. My official work visa has been granted today! I have my therapy now from Monday for a few weeks and then I'm back to my dogs, family and job in France. A light at the end of the tunnel, at last. All the hard work finally paid off and what a relief. 🫠

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@perrigame

4 years

When the computer asks “are you a robot?” maybe it’s just trying to find it’s family.

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@perrigame

3 years

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@perrigame

3 years

Girls night 🌟 💕

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𝗣𝗲𝗿𝗿𝗶

@perrigame

1 year

I had a really fucking terrible day, the kind where you get home and cry just because everything sucks even though you're ok but FUCK life sucks sometimes. Then I remembered this morning I experimented with a patterned sponge roll and got it out the fridge and holy heck it worked

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𝗣𝗲𝗿𝗿𝗶

@perrigame

1 year

Off to a very important meeting at a very important restaurant with a very important task. TO CREATE MA MENU 🎉

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