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Hello, World! It's-a so good to see you all!
Have-a you all met my descendants? Aren't-a they just lovely people?
I-a suppose I shall formally introduce myself, now that you've-a met the ones who-a came after yours truly.
It's-A Me, ๐๐๐ก๐๐.
"Mora.
A young lady from the real world, becoming trapped inside the world of Super Mario. Overwriting Mario himself, and taking his place.."
I must-a say, you are a VERY interesting-a case.
Ah, I-a remember my very first descendants well. It was quite the new experience for-a me, creating life out of pieces of-a myself.
I-a do sometimes wonder how they are doing now.
Oh it's-a been REAL nice! Y'know, being-a stuck inside a cartridge for-a 42 YEARS.
Remember-a that? Cause I-a sure do. I've-a never stopped thinking about it!
But here we-a are now! Face to-a face!
And I-a got so much to-a share with you!
Ahh... Lucas.
It's such a sad sight to-a see, a young boy full of-a life and future being struck down in a flood of-a bright colors.
It's a lamenting feeling, really.
Awww, what's-a the matter? Little-a failed rockstar upset that-a his pride and-a joy got taken from-a him?
And-a to think it was-a THAT easy! Hell, I-a even killed her-a little boyfriend as-a well!
Alright, then I'll-a list two things that I'm-a proud of. Just-a two. And I-a think you'll be very-a surprised with the second one!
One, I've-a been VERY busy. I have-a created so many new-a faces! Ones such as-a myself! I-a think that blue runt told you about a few. +
I'm-a bored, so-a here's-a your opportunity!
Ask-a me ANYTHING you'd-a like, I-a have all eternity to-a answer!
Want-a more information about how-a my descendant thing works? Want to-a know my favorite meal? I'm-a willing to answer!
I-a still don't-a quite understand why-a all those-a bloody burrowing rodents keep-a saying the phrase "I AM GOD", like it-a was cool the first time but-a now you're just dragging it on at-a this point!
Come up with-a something original, yeesh.
I-a quite literally am. It's-a my name on the poster, my-a face on all of-a the marketing.
Or is-a knowing that just too demanding for your-a 1.5 Volts of power?
Always the pushover, 'ey GB? You-a try to be this all-threatening, massive-a threat! But when-a someone continues to push your buttons? You-a slink away without any-a fight!
"All bark, no bite" GB!
No good shows these days, maybe I should do something else instead of just sitting on my ass.
*CLICK*
God dammit, I always tell that blue brat to take out any game disc he plays and yet he never listens.
I'm-a bored again, I-a might revive the-a two midgets that I-a killed and-a strike another deal with them.
Playing with-a my food, like-a both the DBD perk and-a like a cat!
... Well. This is-a... taking longer than I-a expected.
But-a it's whatever! I'm-a more than-a willing to wait to watch-a the man who stabbed-a my back get his-a comeuppance!
You-a know what's-a the wonderful part of-a being incorporeal?
You can-a change your appearance, anyway you-a like! Without-a having to go through any long, drawn-out process!
It's-a wonderful!
Except before this all, I was just a normal woman. Was it the ritual that made me fall under that range? Did Peter's drunk grief-stricken act eternally tie me to an elder demon?
Good-a morrow, everyone! I-a hope you've all slept well!
I'm-a still workshopping my-a vessel, I-a just can't wait to really look at each one of-a you's!
Because your-a work is far from done, Mr. Virtual! Do you-a really expect to have-a your final curtain drawn because of-a some detective?
Sure, the-a method is unconventional. But it-a also gives you so much freedom to use when-a exciting your audience!
I do have a question~!
If you are the right one to ask that is~
Why would one such as i be given a second chance at causing and spreading terror~
Giving my crimes, id much have expected to be rotting in a dirt hole right now~!
I shall-a now rest for the time-being, who-a knew that manifesting could-a be so tiring! Heheh.
Good-a night, paesanos! I'll-a see you all when-a the sun rises, my-a children!
Forgive-a my limited appearance, by the-a way.
I've-a only now decided to make my presence truly-a known, so I never-a really had the-a foresight to pick a vessel.
But-a don't worry, I'll-a be physical soon enough-a.
BY THE WAY, IS THAT DADDY DEAREST FNF GUY STILL IN SKYGROUNDS?
SOMEONE I KNOW HAS PERSONALLY ASKED ME TO... "DEAL WITH A LOOSE END". SO I'M JUST WONDERING.
Hooโฆ Momma Mia, I-a almost got scared for a moment! I-a hadnโt detected MXโs presence in awhile but it-a sprung back up again!
โฆ Maybe I-a should check on him.
I've never really been good at running two parodies at once, lmao. And I don't think I'll EVER get that skill.
But I'll definitely put in the effort to ensure that the officially endorsed MX parody is still active.
Ah, Mortals and-a their creativity. I-a know ALLOT about-a that.
My-a art wouldn't have-a been as widespread if it-a weren't for them.
Y'know, they-a call me many different names as-a well.
my sm64 classified hyperfixation is so strong, idk why i havent thought to make a stanley parody or rp account in order to have a sense of an outlet for it.
ig its cause i just doodle stanley for it mostly.
Like-a sure, I do call myself a god from-a time to time.
But I'm-a not constantly spouting it every-a single second! I-a let my actions say that for-a me!
Camoflague is-a so stupid, anyway! They're-a obviously gonna be looking for army guys, a better way to-a not be seen as-a the enemy team is-a to wear a clown costume!
Cause you never had a chance to-a win in the first-a place, little one.
You were-a fighting a losing battle. Even if you-a didn't break our-a deal, I still would've-a won anyway.
After-a so long of planning every-a single intricate piece, I finally have the-a opportunity to set it all into-a motion.
And itโs-a thrown away just like-a that?! Oooh, Momma Mia Iโm-a gonnaโฆ
* Well, I don't think you just, let us escape like that. I don't even think that GF is the real one. You and your puppets played too many tricks for me to know which one's real.