Jim Stancil @StancilJim Twitter profile

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Jim Stancil

1 year

“and on the 6th month Stancil rose from suspension in fulfillment of the scriptures. For the kingdom , the power and the glory is his. Now and forever…” #Stancilstradamus #guesswhosback

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Jim Stancil

@StancilJim

2 years

@POTUS -Don’t let people work for a year -take credit when they go back to work Lol who believes this nonsense?

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Jim Stancil

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4 months

Nobody Likes Onions

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11 months

hi mommy 🥰 #TMFINR

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Jim Stancil

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3 years

I found the pic I’ll be using forever now thanks. Join me!!!

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3 years

@SenSanders Lol the subways in NYC flooded for a night. Relax guy

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Jim Stancil

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3 years

@nypost Now do the pictures of people trying to protect their businesses the last 8 months...

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Jim Stancil

@StancilJim

3 years

Maybe the best TACS of the year. Must listen. #TACS @JimBreuer @ApartmentBoss

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Jim Stancil

@StancilJim

3 years

@neekolul @realDonaldTrump RIP freedom of speech.

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Jim Stancil

@StancilJim

2 years

STEALING YOUR BIT @alexstein99 !

El Tappo Guzman

@LizardKangz_95

2 years

I have lived to see man made horrors beyond my imagination

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Jim Stancil

@StancilJim

2 years

RIP to a real one!

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Jim Stancil

@StancilJim

3 years

@zay_gatsby @BibbySmalls @DailyLoud It’s not what it is to anybody lol except the media and politicians of course

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Jim Stancil

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3 years

@FallerForIt I’m straight.

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Jim Stancil

@StancilJim

4 years

“Honey I Yelled The N Word”

Steven Bognar

@Bogs4NY

4 years

BREAKING: Actor Rick Moranis hurt in Central Park West assault. NYPD says Moranis was punched in the head yesterday just before 7:30a #nbc4ny

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Jim Stancil

@StancilJim

1 year

man the blimp @alexstein99 #pimponablimp

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Jim Stancil

@StancilJim

4 years

@AOC So let me get this straight,$60 for a “tax the rich” sweatshirt that only the rich can afford... the hypocrisy is amazing... send this work back to Bangladesh. Ridiculous.

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@StancilJim

4 years

@ACLU

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Jim Stancil

@StancilJim

2 years

#RIPLouieAnderson

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Jim Stancil

@StancilJim

2 months

@AshAgony Look at those fuckin legs. … GODDAM I LOOK GOOD!!! #americafirst 🇺🇸

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Jim Stancil

@StancilJim

3 years

@FBI Isn’t the capital technically the citizens building and didn’t we pay for it?

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Jim Stancil

@StancilJim

3 years

@verint6 @alfie_cross @CNBC people like this want to be ruled, period. It’s why we’re going on 2 years of perpetuating nonsense just to line Pfizer’s pockets. I believe they’re called “sheep”.

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Jim Stancil

@StancilJim

3 years

@POTUS Yea because you shut down the country lol that’s like pushing someone in a pool and calling yourself a hero for pulling them out. Who buys this garbage???

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Jim Stancil

@StancilJim

3 years

@Newsweek lmk when the death rate gets above .02% thanks

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Jim Stancil

@StancilJim

3 years

people who still believe “this will be over if we just do what they say” are completely delusional at this point. Mass non-compliance is the only way to end this madness. Tell a friend.

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Jim Stancil

@StancilJim

8 days

Unpopular opinion: Oilers chick > Hawk Tuah girl

Girth Brooks 🤠

@GirthBrooks714

9 days

2024 is not even halfway done but we already have crowned two QUEENS of the internet. #OilersChick #HawkTuah 👸🏻👸🏼

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2 years

I’m here, I repeat, I’m here. @CompoundAmerica

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@StancilJim

2 years

@nypost What Pokémon is this??

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Jim Stancil

@StancilJim

3 years

Finally a reason to watch supermarket sweep

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3 years

Person arrested for attacking Asian woman with hammer in NYC

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@StancilJim

2 years

“Vaxxed and boosted!” is the new “I’m gay.” #goodmorning

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Jim Stancil

@StancilJim

4 years

@RealTargetTori Yaaaaaas #JusticeForRetailWorkers

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Jim Stancil

@StancilJim

7 months

BOYS NIGHT @SteveContiDAGOD

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Jim Stancil

@StancilJim

7 months

Name the album

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Jim Stancil

@StancilJim

3 years

Amy Schumer and mayonnaise.... Now they’re just getting lazy.

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Jim Stancil

@StancilJim

3 years

This picture makes me smile everytime

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Jim Stancil

@StancilJim

9 months

I’ll be honest, this Jihad day kinda SUCKED

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Jim Stancil

@StancilJim

5 years

Sometimes twitter makes everything alright #RunningButtholeChallenge #polishpower @nataliaxstarr

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Jim Stancil

@StancilJim

4 years

My co workers are all very impressed that I got ⁦ @patdixon ⁩ to sign my breast 🥰 #comedyintheburbs ⁦ @ImNotMead ⁩

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Jim Stancil

@StancilJim

2 years

So let me get this straight: 2 grown ass me who are paid to entertain us can’t control themselves so hundreds of subscribers don’t get what they pay for. Female behavior. I’ll be there next Monday if anyone wants to fight an actual man. @geno_bisconte @patdixon @RelocationBoss

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Jim Stancil

@StancilJim

3 years

@ChrisEvans try again.

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Jim Stancil

@StancilJim

3 years

@LazyGinger @jeffleach Yes, he was attacking and yelling at police. This is what happens when you’re a civilized member of society.

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Jim Stancil

@StancilJim

1 year

oh my god

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Jim Stancil

@StancilJim

4 years

everyone understands “Office of the President Elect” is something they just made up, right?

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Jim Stancil

@StancilJim

3 years

WHY ARE PEOPLE STILL WEARING MASKS OUTSIDE AND ALONE IN CARS SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING

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Jim Stancil

@StancilJim

1 year

it’s called a vagina and it’s the safety net men don’t have

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1 year

Many women NEVER deal with romantic rejection...

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Jim Stancil

@StancilJim

8 months

Just ran into @mlcpodcast on the subway

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Jim Stancil

@StancilJim

3 years

Why is Whitney Cummings always shiny? Legitimate question.

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Jim Stancil

@StancilJim

3 years

“I’m more of a Kevin Brennan guy.” - @Shanemgillis DA GOD SPEAKING TRUTHS. Do the right thing @joerogan , send @kevinbrennan666 an invite. @marknorm @RIPAriShaffir #KevinsBeautifulBoys #KevinsGate #DONATE #JRE

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Jim Stancil

@StancilJim

2 years

Wow what a nothing of a virus. Thank god I didn’t put that nonsense in my body. If you thought I was bad before just block me now. #Covid_19 #endthemadness

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Jim Stancil

@StancilJim

3 years

@POTUS you mean the average jobs added during the shutdown that you backed?? Lol people gullible as hell.

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Jim Stancil

@StancilJim

3 months

Unbelievable what’s happening out here…. Truly.

Geno Bisconte

@geno_bisconte

3 months

One minute into Sydney bumped into this gentleman walking on the street... He smiled yelling "Geno!" when he saw me. The Universe FUCKING provides 💖🤣🤗(😭)

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Jim Stancil

@StancilJim

2 years

what did you do now ⁦ @frankiemacd ⁩?!?!?

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Jim Stancil

@StancilJim

2 years

#StancilFact : while I often make fun of them in the wild I will NEVER make fun of an overweight person at the gym. They’re in the right place, I think it takes balls.

🅰️Accountability Nation❤️

@Earbuds_music

2 years

Day 7 is in and I feel sore but great! #AccountabilityNation

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Jim Stancil

@StancilJim

3 years

Classic.

Compound Media

@CompoundAmerica

3 years

@kevinbrennan666 and Birthday Boy @levy_sir are here 🎉 LIVE:

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Jim Stancil

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5 years

@tomsegura

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Jim Stancil

@StancilJim

3 years

@luisjgomez I hear the Chris Benoit program is fun for the whole family

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Jim Stancil

@StancilJim

2 years

I’m marrying a 22 year old Albanian bartender this Saturday night. All invited. DM for details.

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Jim Stancil

@StancilJim

2 years

I’m beginning to think I actually have a shot with Britney Spears

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Jim Stancil

@StancilJim

14 days

Say what you want about @stutteringjohnm but at least he LEAVES HIS HOUSE. #onionssucks #stancilstradamus

Troll Hunter

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Stuttering John making a scene and embarrassing himself in front of Melton’s house. (Shout out to NLO discord for this - it’s not mine)

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Jim Stancil

@StancilJim

1 year

I had sex. @raydevito you’re on your own brother... Have a nice day everyone.

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Jim Stancil

@StancilJim

2 years

KINGS AND QUEENS @BurningBrennan @ChrissieMayr

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@StancilJim

3 years

Geno does DC #saturdaygeno

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Jim Stancil

@StancilJim

3 years

“get out of my fucking way.”

Speak Womanese 101: Cliffnotes 📒

@speakwomanese

3 years

You're shopping at your local food market, and you notice this young woman from behind. How do you open?

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Jim Stancil

@StancilJim

4 years

A “burger” has to be beef. A chicken patty on a bun would be called a “chicken sandwich” not a “chicken burger”. Can anyone back me up here??

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Jim Stancil

@StancilJim

3 years

HIT THE GAS

Film Updates

@FilmUpdates

3 years

James Corden, Camila Cabello, Billy Porter and Idina Menzel stopped traffic in LA for a flash mob with a cover of Jennifer Lopez’s “Let’s Get Loud” to promote #CinderellaMovie

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Jim Stancil

@StancilJim

2 years

One of the great hours in broadcast history w/ @BurningBrennan and @ApartmentBoss . Unreal.

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Jim Stancil

@StancilJim

2 years

my mom is Italian and made “Mexican spaghetti” which is spaghetti with salsa, beef, and taco blend cheese….. murder her?

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Jim Stancil

@StancilJim

4 years

I was supposed to get married in Jamaica today but instead I’m seeing what I can eat out of my moms refrigerator

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Jim Stancil

@StancilJim

4 years

These motherfuckers.......

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Jim Stancil

@StancilJim

11 months

this is one of the funniest things ever said on a podcast #DONATE

Rev. Bob Levy/Perry Caravello Quotes

@BobLevyQuotes

11 months

@LoveLuvIce @MiseryClips @mlcpodcast @stutteringjohnm @StancilJim

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Jim Stancil

@StancilJim

9 months

he chopped someone’s head off lol

O.J. Simpson

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9 months

Let’s go @BuffaloBills

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Jim Stancil

@StancilJim

8 months

@TMZ @mlcpodcast IS KING

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Jim Stancil

@StancilJim

2 months

AYO THATS me! 🤣here’s the original post my G’s. Thanks for the press @AshAgony . Same time same place next week. The soy boys will always lose. PS I the girl that took this is a blonde chick in her early 20’s. Surprise!

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Heads up for antifascists in NYC! A Proud Boy was just spotted roaming Herald Square. Even though he’s a (very) short king, keep an eye out. A CPUSA member sent me this pic of the Proud Boy:

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Jim Stancil

@StancilJim

4 years

@VoteBluePA @JoeBiden It’s been 9 months... No.

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Jim Stancil

@StancilJim

3 years

@PrisonPlanet enough with these freaks. Just stay the f home and let the rest of us live

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Jim Stancil

@StancilJim

5 years

@trustednerd Shave your own nuts, bro.

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Jim Stancil

@StancilJim

8 months

what’s @geno_bisconte saying here? Wrong answers only. CC: @SteveContiDAGOD @Thurdeye

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@StancilJim

2 years

I’ve been laughing at this picture for almost 10 hours @ImNotMead @vicmignogna

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@StancilJim

2 months

THERE E ISSSS!!!!!! @bocchetti_mike #SmilingFriends

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@StancilJim

5 years

@GailVazOxlade Yea! And then let’s put them on some trains!! #shutup

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Jim Stancil

@StancilJim

5 months

I hereby pronounce @mlcpodcast (the show) dead… MLC should start covering SMC at this point. Have a backbone. @SkiMaskHost is drinking himself to death and putting guns in peoples mouths and these computer nerds are palling around. Get fucked. #worksaregay @SkiMaskHost

Nobody Likes Onions

@NLO

5 months

🔥It was all a work! 😂

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Jim Stancil

@StancilJim

3 years

@Col_TD @Breaking911 Withholding freedoms to force vaccinations.... absolutely criminal and people just going along with it.

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Jim Stancil

@StancilJim

7 months

birthdays are gay and so are all of you. get fucked.

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Jim Stancil

@StancilJim

3 years

@nypost

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Jim Stancil

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7 months

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME

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Jim Stancil

@StancilJim

3 years

2 pat Dixon’s and a Mead @AsianPatDixon @patdixon @ImNotMead

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Jim Stancil

@StancilJim

3 years

I don’t know why I’ve been laughing at this picture all week

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Jim Stancil

@StancilJim

1 year

I’m on @CompoundAmerica today so kick your mother down the stairs, incapacitate an un-housed person and be free to watch: 🚨1:30 The Dump a @SteveContiDAGOD & @bobby_tamburro 🚨2:15 In Hot Water w @geno_bisconte

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Jim Stancil

@StancilJim

3 years

I cannot WAIT for @CompoundBoss on testosterone

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Jim Stancil

@StancilJim

9 months

On my way to NYC to spread peace and love 💞 ☮️

Jim Stancil

@StancilJim

9 months

🚨It’s Stancil Redemption Tuesday at @CompoundAmerica 🚨 ➡️12:45 Stancil Pregame: ➡️1:30 The Dump w @SteveContiDAGOD & @bobby_tamburro ➡️2:15 In Hot Water w @geno_bisconte

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Jim Stancil

@StancilJim

4 years

A fat 80 year old who eats McDonald’s every meal is fine after a few days... are we done here yet?

John Roberts

@johnrobertsFox

4 years

URGENT: From WH COS Mark Meadows to Fox News: “Spoke to the President this morning. He continued to improve over night and is ready to get back to a normal working schedule. He will meet with his doctors and nurses this morning to make further assessments of his progress.

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Jim Stancil

@StancilJim

7 months

95% of comedy podcast fans

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Jim Stancil

@StancilJim

3 years

Didn’t look at my phone yesterday, apparently Covid is still a thing. Wouldn’t have guessed living in the real world where no one cares.

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Jim Stancil

@StancilJim

5 months

FAMILY MATTERS @mlcpodcast @chadzumock @KateMeaney2 #DONATE

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Jim Stancil

@StancilJim

3 years

@LoneStarCjaye @artie_rx it’s like they just wanted to ruin everyone’s Christmas or something…

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@StancilJim

3 years

The boys on network tv. Cancel culture lost! #JudgeJerry @aaronbergcomedy @geno_bisconte

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Jim Stancil

@StancilJim

5 years

@GretaThunberg I thought you said you SHOULD be at school??

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Jim Stancil

@StancilJim

2 years

hanging out w/ The Dump host @SteveContiDAGOD and the guy who hosts The Dump wrap-up show, @geno_bisconte . Wet Spot at 7 on @CompoundAmerica

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Jim Stancil

@StancilJim

3 years

@BernieSanders being able to prove you’re a citizen to vote is pretty common sense stuff and I’m middle left if anything. Voting is a privilege for American citizens. no IDs and mail in balloting only leads to corruption. If you can’t figure out how to get an ID you probably shouldn’t be voting

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