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@SleeptimusPRIME

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Most Interesting Dan Alive, Investigative Journalist, Owner of Midnites.

The World, WI
Joined March 2010
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@SleeptimusPRIME
The Most Interesting Dan Alive
5 years
@TRHLofficial @joss After review, bingo was not achieved because the word literally wasn’t used once. We do not have a good bingo.😂😂😂
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@TRHLofficial @joss Literally free!😂😂
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@CallMeK1123 Well I know what I heard that pretty much drove me insane was “I don’t ever see you not being part of my life but I no longer see us being a couple.”☹️
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@SleeptimusPRIME
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11 months
Meet your Twitter friends. Hanging with Veruca Saltussy. Gone but not forgotten.
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@WoldenAnita Cause when The Warriors came out in 1979 this was the biggest scene of the movie.
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3 months
So, Y’all tellin me Dennis is the fat Italian kid from The Mighty Ducks?
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Alright Xeeps, So, over the last 11 months, a lot of things have been going on for me in the real world. My 16 year marriage which was rife with lots of manipulation and mental, emotional and physical abuse(directed at me), finally ended.
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@SleeptimusPRIME
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@JoshD0110 Carni-fall.
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Help me find my twinks.
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Why are guys always staring at me during my workout? Creepers
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Hex sends his love y’all.
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@CallMeK1123 Seems pretty uninclusive to me. You did a ray sciss um.😂
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My mermussy bout that syrupussy life.🥞
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GMussy, my fellow Dennises. And whalecum to hell Twinks. #DennisWeekend
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@nobodyshotput @libsoftiktok Not to mention her 5 cats def share 1 overfull litter box.
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@SleeptimusPRIME
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@more_meat_loaf @rahsh33m When Alexa murders you she’s gonna clear her own cache.😂
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Without downloading anything new, where are you mentally?
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@oldad1775
𝔾𝕣𝕦𝕟𝕔𝕝𝕖 𝔻𝕦𝕕
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Without downloading anything new, where are you mentally?
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Once again the only mask is the room.
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@KimRigden
KimRB she/her
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Once again the only mask is the room.
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@SleeptimusPRIME
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@Lordcockbain @DocStrangelove2 @TedNugent Kalashnikov train for this. You be alright comrade.
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@Doc_8mmLebel And Rule #2 : try not to shoot yourself
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#NewProfilePic My name is Danigo Montoyussy. You killed my papi. Prepare to get yeeted. Frfr ong deadass no cap
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My Circle is the best Circle since the circle was invented.🤌🏻🔥🔥🔥
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@EatBannedSteak Sal and Josie are still here though.
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@S_V_Bank What are you gonna do with your first $24 trillion?
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@ullr_rover @RebeccaforWA Don’t sell yourself short king you’re worth at least $2.8mil/hour.
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@Chesschick01 Nothin’. Looking at cleavage.
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#NewProfilePic Who need they Tigerussy, Kinged!!!
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#NewProfilePic Who want they castlussy lit?
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Went grocery shopping yesterday in my American Guerilla shirt from the Goontique made by @GhuneCru and @theferalmommy . Make so many soccer mom panties wet they started calling me Guerilla Monsoon. Getchu some swag and find out frfrussy!
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@SleeptimusPRIME
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@GiaPaige @ansontm Same here fam. Used to get messed with in high school and never even thought about killing anyone.🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️
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#NewProfilePic . Who need they shamussy rocked?
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@FreeDuck5 When your butthole itches but your teammate has your back…side.
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#NewProfilePic Who need they neanderthussy clubbed?
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@DeePeacock7 @coffee_anytime 2022 reponse: Are you assuming Johnny’s gender?😂😂
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@SleeptimusPRIME
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Awards are weird sometimes.
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Like I said, this is super hard for me cause I’m not one to ask for any kind of help, let alone financial, but I’m doing this to get my kids out of a toxic and abusive environment as permanently as possible and for them I’ll do anything. Thank you and love you all.🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻
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@SleeptimusPRIME
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9 months
I continued to live with my ex, who I’m still legally married to, because I was afraid. Afraid my actions would have consequences on my children, afraid I may lose them because of the courts, and afraid that they would hate me for leaving their mother.
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So that they aren’t suffering, I’m currently maintaining bills in that household so they aren’t without a roof or gas and electric, while I maneuver them to my new home, so it’s proven difficult to save for a good attorney to get them out.
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I realized the mental issues I had and received treatment for severe anxiety disorder and mild depression and have been doing pretty good mentally.
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@ForestMommy @Baldprivilege Or solar panels. Green on green violence.
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Bothered. Chapped. Dismayed. All Over The Road. What were we talking about again? Barely surviving.
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@sabercat9928 It’s an old saying but… The left: I follow science. I’m not a science denier. Also the left: If burb poop on sholder is gud luk.🥴
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@SleeptimusPRIME
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9 months
So now I’m doing something I’d never thought I’d do, ask for help. A friend of mine, who is just as concerned for the wellbeing of my children as I am, has organized a crowd fund to help with hiring a good lawyer as well as furnishing the new living space for my kids.
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@SleeptimusPRIME
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Due to the abuse ramping up, I have moved out. I’m physically fine but I’m now worried about my kids. Their mother has started to rage out on them more and has even smacked my 10yo hard enough that it left a hand mark on her face 24 hours later.
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@SleeptimusPRIME
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2 years
It be dat way sometimes.
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Daddy daughter date with Ape for Valentine’s Day. She smiles just like me.😂😂
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Your last saved celebrity photo/gif is your therapist. Who is it? Let the healing begin.
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I love you folks like family, and I understand that money’s tight so I get if it’s hard to spare, but if you can, I greatly appreciate it. And if it’s not something you can swing if you could share the thread that’s appreciated to.
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I did dis.
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@JoshD0110 Coach: Break a leg. Lol. Gymnast: I’ll break two. Lmfao. Morgan Freeman: She would in fact break two. Damn! 😂😂
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#NewProfilePic This shitussy is FIRE you fucking doughnutussy!!!!!🔥🔥🔥
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@oldad1776 Boy is he gonna be surprised when he realizes that almost all waterways are interconnected.😬😬
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@brown_eyed_gal1 “You’re acting just like your mom.” And that’s when I woke up here doctor.😂
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@VarifiedParody
bubbling muck bucket
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#DennisWeekend help me find my twinks
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@ansontm @GiaPaige All while having guns around my whole life. Whaaaaaaaaaaat???
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Fuck your protest, you whiny bitch.
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#NewProfilePic . Who need they Yetussy raaaaaaaaaaaaaaawred!!!
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No makeup, no filter, 43yo female.
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Who need they strawberry Bubblicioussy splashed in before I ghost em?
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@chrisdmowrey
Chris Mowrey
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Happy Monday morning. I’m Chris Mowrey, I’m 22, I’m in Georgia, and I’m voting for Joe Biden in November. How bout you? :)
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Black and white pic chain.
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#NewProfilePic who need they bountussy hunted?
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#NewProfilePic Who need they Bocephussy twanged?
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#NewProfilePic We are all Dennis!
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#NewProfilePic who need they pussy freed?
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men only Is this considered “fat” ?
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@CallMeK1123
𝕂𝕣𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕊𝕡𝕖𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕝𝕂
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men only Is this considered “fat” ?
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@Real_Candace_O We could get them all together and put them in camps until this all blows over.
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I'm earning #mPOINTS Rewards in Da Daily Compliment. http://t.co/KFisjgbnlg
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felt cute might delete later.
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He thinks Dennis is hilarious now.😂😂 Fun fact. If you announce you’re muting me I still won.🤣🤣🤣
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@Shadzey1 Alternative loadout.
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