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Fine by me, but you’re living in denial and suppressing rage mother fucker

Arizona, USA
Joined December 2017
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The female mind cannot comprehend this
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24 days
Modern day Robin Hood
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2 years
I’m a sucker for feel good stories like this
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3 years
this is a masterpiece
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2 months
Them: cute dog, what's his name? Me: Rick James Them: oh, you must really like his music Me: not exactly
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8 months
footage of a 5’11” guy opening a door designed for 6’ guys, according to fat hoes with no job
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2 months
Never knew RDJ did an extended Terrence Howard bit, and it has me rolling
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2 years
I’m breathing heavy just watching
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1 year
@dyingscribe Feel like he won tbh
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Bro is fr winning the parenting game no cap
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2 months
"You gotta play by the fuggin rules"
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@more_meat_loaf
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4 months
Just a couple broettes being broettes
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7 months
I haven’t laughed so hard in a while
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@more_meat_loaf
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3 years
I can’t imagine being a male in the dating pool these days
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5 months
Hanging out in front of the battered womens shelter like
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2 years
I’ve watched a dozen times and still laughing
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9 months
homie shot his shot and locked it down
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6 months
Oh…he’s dead 😂
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22 days
90% of things being pointed out by the bootlicking HOA fanbois, are resolved by talking with your neighbors and being active in your neighborhood.
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@more_meat_loaf
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4 months
Love this dude, but he looks like Ricky Schroder with pancreatic cancer
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@more_meat_loaf
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9 months
Today we celebrate Norm Macdonald, for one of the greatest tweets all time, RIP 👑
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9 months
If the relationship ain’t this, I don’t want it
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@more_meat_loaf
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8 months
Okay but this version is exponentially better
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22 years ago today, vanessa carlton released ‘a thousand miles’. a classic.
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19 days
I laugh at these roach torture contraptions, but there's a darkness is this dude
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22 days
Stop closing your garage before you get out of your car so you don't have to talk to your neighbors. Walk your dog around and block and buy a lemonade for the kids that setup a stand instead of calling the cops on them.
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@more_meat_loaf
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4 years
Keep your nudes, this is what I’m talking about
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4 years
This is accurate AF
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10 months
The voluntary childless mind cannot comprehend this 😭
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2 years
when you forgot you logged off the interwebs to experience the real world
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3 years
You mean to tell me this is real and not porn
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@enemyminds Being labeled a democrat by an HOA bootlicker is hilarious, what a tard
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2 years
@P_Ski18 That’s a good question, but bears don’t have opposable thumbs, so they can’t effectively use guns
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3 months
I would like to formally invite this chick to be one of the boys
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@MrsMagdaBeard non-HOA neighborhoods are an endangered species teetering on extinction
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4 months
His enjoyment made me enjoy it more 😂
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8 months
Some girls have all the luck 🍀
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10 months
The Japanese are at it again
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4 months
This compilation had me in tears, I'm 47 and need serious help growing TF up
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10 months
If the relationship ain’t this, I don’t want it
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9 months
Surprise bitch!
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2 years
20 bucks is 20 bucks
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9 months
Harry Potter and the Docking of Secrets
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7 months
This seems racist, is it racist, I think it’s racist
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1 year
Cleaning the shower drain after marriage
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8 months
Me: I’m going to the otter glory hole exhibit Wife: please stop calling it that
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4 months
Bros is reppin that “worst she can do is say no” life
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1 year
Took me way too long to find it
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10 months
Some weirdo had this playing to that Celine Dion Titanic song, not on my watch
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8 months
these nerds are a riot
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1 month
what is this physiognomy, I'm in tears 😂
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7 months
It’s so dumb but I don’t care, it slaps
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9 months
His intrusive thoughts got the best of him☠️
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10 months
I’m me of my favorite podcast events ever
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5 months
So dumb, I’m dying
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2 months
*bites lower lip*
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1 year
when papaw gets to pick the bday 🎁
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3 months
@fixournews Name checks out, pretty sure you're the resident expert 🤜🤛
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Florida Chad pulling off a rare double yoink
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6 months
"If you find yourself alone, riding in green fields with the sun on your face, do not be troubled”
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2 months
Laughed way to hard at this
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4 months
Defile, rinse, repeat
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1 year
Had me on the edge of my seat
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@dangerousdecals Same, really explains how the Covid era took foot and was so successful
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What a wild ride, had me in tears at the end😂
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This why they really go together guys
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Dads are important
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3 years
task failed successfully
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@s8n toilet paper pins
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Seasons greetings from the coca-cola family
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2 years
When the Boogie Man goes to sleep, he checks under his bed for Chuck Norris. When chuck Norris goes to sleep at night, he checks under his bed for this guy
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chicks with dude humor are top shelf 😂
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11 months
These look fun, but everyone says the maintenance is terrible and it’s best to just rent vs. own
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shut up and take my money!
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How dudes that want to take your guns eat a balanced breakfast
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2 years
Y’all hear about this new “women’s protesting training” school that opened?
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3 months
I'm dying, he nails it and the song is perfect
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3999 days of disappointment, he never gave up never wavered, and finally achieved the goal
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1 year
i NEEEED moar of this!
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2 years
Dudes being bros
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3 years
just 2 dudes sharing a W, this is great
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my wang when the hair stylist accidentally grazes my hand with her fupa
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"Now I got goat named Luke, who bangs other goats in my backyard" - this is a riot
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Nailed it 😂
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Ma'am, your car is in 2 pieces ☠️
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His reaction had me wheezing
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she hit me with this
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Show me a more useful dog, I’ll wait
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2 years
lost count of how many times I watched
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sweet jesus the accuracy of this
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Me: the cyber truck is dumb AF Also me:
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This was too well done, she killed it 😂
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This slaps but is that window ice scraper
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This little retard is adorable
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@NY_LBSS Now imagine....dragons
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10 months
Yoink! I love this dudes content.
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Wife: it’s only 7pm, are you already drunk? Me:
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the way he stops and starts again, I’m dying. And bless her for being so concerned
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My guy woke up with a deficit of fuqs to give
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She handled this like a champ
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