Michael of Barbary @corsairmichel Twitter profile

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Michael of Barbary

10 days

An observation, there are no winners in the various culture/ sex/ race/ sexual identity wars, only losers. The only winning move is not to play.

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Michael of Barbary

@corsairmichel

7 months

This might be an unpopular opinion, it might be popular, I honestly have no idea. Food items like this need to go the fuck away. The huge, busy, ridiculous foods(not just desserts, cuz other things get this treatment too) are disgusting and they suck.

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7 months

salted caramel milkshakes

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Michael of Barbary

@corsairmichel

8 months

Everyone stop being retarded for 20 seconds and check out the quilt my mother just finished up.

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Michael of Barbary

@corsairmichel

1 year

@GathererSkull Domestic cats are really barely domesticated and always have been that way. It's part of what I like about them. Having an efficient and effective predator that hangs out with you cuz it thinks you're kinda chill.

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Michael of Barbary

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9 months

She is one hundred percent correct. You may not be a GOOD cook, but if you're even partially literate and able to follow instructions you can produce something edible, nutritious, and 9 times out of 10, tasty.

temi

@monetdoII

9 months

people so mad in the comment section of this tiktok but shes so real for this

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Michael of Barbary

@corsairmichel

6 months

No, not smart. It's fucking retarded. It's a single use item. Pack a fucking hammock if you want to camp out in a hammock. And I highly recommend it, hammock camping is amazing. But that's absolutely stupid.

Figen

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6 months

Smart woman! 😃

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Michael of Barbary

@corsairmichel

7 months

"All these dumb farm, hick, idiots don't know how babies are made while they breed animals from the age of 6." -and other lies idiots tell to make themselves feel superior.

SarahCA

@SarahBCalif

7 months

I must share a personal anecdote so ppl can understand lack of education in rural areas My brother did his obstetrics rotation in rural Texas Many of the girls he helped deliver did not know how they got pregnant. The girls, often under 14, had no understanding of sex or babies

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Michael of Barbary

@corsairmichel

6 months

What genetic purity? Humans are so intermingled anymore there's basically no such thing as racial purity.

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Michael of Barbary

@corsairmichel

9 months

What produces your kWh Ryan?

Ryan Scanlan 👥

@Xenius101

9 months

Morning all, reason #42069 I love our @tesla vehicles. With a few kWh they warm up, without poisoning my neighbors air. Had the extreme displeasure of smelling this 20th century vehicle vomiting carbon monoxide and other harmful contaminants in my face this morning. My kids

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Michael of Barbary

@corsairmichel

6 months

Don't know, this might be a hot take might not but, I think she's doing the right thing all the way around. She never really gave up her vow to him, but is also still living her life. I would be so lucky to find a woman like this.

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@tiredfeminist_

6 months

This woman got married young, her husband (23) got into an accident and suffered brain damage. A few years later she divorced him because she wanted a family but remained his legal Guardian and caretaker. Her, her current husband and their children love and take care of him 🥺😭

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Michael of Barbary

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11 months

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Michael of Barbary

@corsairmichel

2 years

Potential hot take: If school attendance is compulsory, then feeding all children should occur at no further charge to the families involved. If prisoners are fed, then kids should be too.

Dan McLaughlin

@baseballcrank

2 years

Literally, a "free lunch" vs working. Perpetual childhood vs responsibility. Of course, the free lunch will always be more immediately popular with people who never ask who pays for it.

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Michael of Barbary

@corsairmichel

10 months

New exercise plan to get into shape. Every time I read something retarded on Twitter I'm going to do one push up.

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Michael of Barbary

@corsairmichel

9 months

@typecfemale @AntagonistHani "new"

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Michael of Barbary

@corsairmichel

11 months

If you, the parent, are not entering that hospital armed with whatever you can arm yourself with and forcibly (albeit with care) removing your child to seek treatment from someone saying they will do so for whatever the health issue at hand is...

Jacopo Coghe

@jacopocoghe

11 months

BREAKING: The UK judiciary orders the death of the little patient #IndiGregory tomorrow at 2 pm 🇬🇧, despite the fact that the roman Bambino Gesù Hospital has offered to treat her in Italy and the Italian Government has granted Italian citizenship to the little girl to allow the

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Michael of Barbary

@corsairmichel

8 months

It's fucking retarded on literally every level.

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@Teslaconomics

8 months

This has to be the hardest, most futuristic exit of a Cybertruck owner anyone has ever seen thus far 🔥

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Michael of Barbary

@corsairmichel

2 years

I regret to inform everyone that the world might be ending. My evidence? Well, I not only had a date tonight(with a real human woman) but it went well and she wants to do it again.

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Michael of Barbary

@corsairmichel

1 year

God bless the redneck and keep him safe. He is a national treasure.

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Michael of Barbary

@corsairmichel

1 year

@6bottoms @DissidentRexy @gunpolicy You sure are spending an awful lot of time thinking about someone else's dick.

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Michael of Barbary

@corsairmichel

10 months

Incredibly lukewarm take: She's still very attractive.

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@RxRedpill

10 months

Your daily reminder to avoid marriage.

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Michael of Barbary

@corsairmichel

8 months

Stop what you're doing and check out my pretzels.

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Michael of Barbary

@corsairmichel

1 year

I am become Vinegar, pickler of worlds.

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Michael of Barbary

@corsairmichel

6 months

Latest quilt my mother finished that I want to show off cuz she's awesome. This one is not for sale, so don't ask, lol

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Michael of Barbary

@corsairmichel

7 months

Damn I make nice looking bread.

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Michael of Barbary

@corsairmichel

1 year

Over the 16 days since I started keeping track, my 15 hens have produced 197 eggs. Average is about 12 and a third every day. This is not huge news, I just thought it was neat.

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Michael of Barbary

@corsairmichel

11 months

I am officially 42.

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Michael of Barbary

@corsairmichel

11 months

Stop trying to prevent me from calling people retarded Twitter. I don't care if it's not nice, some people just are.

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Michael of Barbary

@corsairmichel

1 year

Breakfast today doesn't get much more homemade. Sourdough English muffins that I made, bacon that I made, strawberry jam that I made and eggs that my chickens laid.

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Michael of Barbary

@corsairmichel

1 year

@CallMeK1123 This is not a topic I choose to weigh in on much, but I will make this observation. It's interesting how nearly 100% of "trans kids" come from a very specific type of family.

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Michael of Barbary

@corsairmichel

1 year

Why are you, as a man, not smoking a slab of bacon before the sun is even up?

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Michael of Barbary

@corsairmichel

11 months

I made apple streusel donuts this morning.

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Michael of Barbary

@corsairmichel

1 year

I would simply break the law.

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Michael of Barbary

@corsairmichel

6 months

"Remember the school lunch program? We need that, but for adults." Ideas only socialists would think is good.

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Michael of Barbary

@corsairmichel

8 months

Hey y'all, if you're the praying type I'd appreciate one for a buddy of mine. He's in a pretty emotionally abusive relationship and is struggling to break free of that and of addiction made worse by said abuse.

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Michael of Barbary

@corsairmichel

7 months

See this? This is how you make a food item with a lot going on that isn't an abomination. This is deliciousness.

CitizenHush™️

@CitizenHush

7 months

Smoked Cornish hen pulled sammich with Carolina sauce

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@corsairmichel

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Michael of Barbary

@corsairmichel

11 months

@ArtyArtHistory @insp_petrovich It absolutely is.

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Michael of Barbary

@corsairmichel

5 months

I continue to not take sides in this but I do love the fact that this shit is becoming increasingly unhinged. Carry on everyone, you're doing great.

Linda Mamoun

@mamoun_linda

5 months

There was a protestor in the liberated zone at @UCLA with a potentially fatal banana allergy. Counterprotestors invaded the encampment and saw all the no bananas warnings. The next day they came back waving bananas like settlers waving machine guns & smeared bananas everywhere.

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Michael of Barbary

@corsairmichel

11 months

@NaviGoBoom @dr_unkle Posting feet like some common hussy.

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Michael of Barbary

@corsairmichel

9 months

I choose to believe.

meme bastard

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Michael of Barbary

@corsairmichel

10 months

I don't care what kind of lip that kid gave him, that was my son he did that to I'd find him and beat him half to death.

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@FightHaven

10 months

High School staff member beats the Dog Brakes off a teenage student for talking reckless... What would you do if this was your son?

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Michael of Barbary

@corsairmichel

1 year

This you?

Based Hoppean 🟡⚫️🇻🇦🇺🇦

@based_hoppean

1 year

I know people on here have some sort of deranged catharsis when they celebrate politicians deaths on the day of… But just understand that to anyone outside your online bubble, you look like insane sociopathic lunatics. And the fact that you don’t care is incredibly juvenile.

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Michael of Barbary

@corsairmichel

10 months

@itssanman @necrospaia @trad_wins Many, many such cases.

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Michael of Barbary

@corsairmichel

5 months

>6 months "looksmaxxing" >Looks worse than before I think you don't understand what that term means big boy.

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Michael of Barbary

@corsairmichel

1 year

We used to be a proper country.

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Michael of Barbary

@corsairmichel

1 year

In news important to no one but me, I finally got that chicken coop I built back in July painted.

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Michael of Barbary

@corsairmichel

1 year

Ladies, if you've ever been curious why dudes are becoming less and less interested in pursuing you, allow me to illustrate why, briefly.

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Michael of Barbary

@corsairmichel

1 year

Good morning.

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Michael of Barbary

@corsairmichel

7 months

Hey, retards getting mad at me. I'm not saying they need to be banned and I'm not trying to force anyone to change anything. I'm saying they suck and I'd be happy if they went away. Learn to fucking read.

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Michael of Barbary

@corsairmichel

11 months

@ArmedJ0y @BangSwitch5000 Correct me if I'm wrong here, but didn't a fair number of those guys also choose to keep the FGC-9s instead of the captured "military grade" weapons because of familiarity and quality?

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Michael of Barbary

@corsairmichel

7 months

Sure, the sun ejects hot goop and it makes the news with everyone in awe, but when I do it I'm not allowed back in KFC again.

R A W S A L E R T S

@rawsalerts

7 months

🚨 #BREAKING Our Sun has just ejected its third X-class solar flare within 24 hours, with this latest one being an X6.37, making it the most powerful flare of its current cycle so far

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Michael of Barbary

@corsairmichel

11 months

I'm not doing well.

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Michael of Barbary

@corsairmichel

1 year

Ended up getting 65 pounds of potatoes out of my little 10'x15' patch this year. Not too shabby if I do say so myself.

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Michael of Barbary

@corsairmichel

10 months

I know what I'm making soon.

ɐ͎ʞ͎ć͎ı͎ɹ͎ɐ͎ɯ͎

@leamaric

10 months

Midwest weekend cuisine

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Michael of Barbary

@corsairmichel

1 year

So here's my thoughts that no one asked for: I don't care how you make your chili, I really don't. But the "only poor people eat beans" is some kind of elitist bullshit and you can fuck yourself if you think that way.

🅺🆁🅸🆂🆂🅰 🅺🆁🅰🆈

@kriissaa_krae

1 year

If you put beans in chili, it's because you've been handed a recipe by the poors of the past. Beans do not belong in chili.

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Michael of Barbary

@corsairmichel

11 months

I have an announcement. I have a website for my business/farm. It's pretty bare because I still need to get pictures of some things and get the store part set up, but the things I make to sell will be there soon for those that have been interested in the past.

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Michael of Barbary

@corsairmichel

5 months

It ain't much, but it's mine. First of the year.

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Michael of Barbary

@corsairmichel

1 year

Sure am glad Elon got rid of all the bots. That's why I know that Totally Real Babe liking my posts really likes me for me.

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Michael of Barbary

@corsairmichel

11 months

Wait, THESE are the names they're changing? Yeah, I'm definitely not going along with that.

Tristan S. Rapp

@Hieraaetus

11 months

I don't care if you agree with the "rationale" behind this move - it isn't a move they are entitled to make. Common names belong in the domain of common, popular culture. It doesn't matter if said common name originated from a scientist - it left that domain.

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Michael of Barbary

@corsairmichel

1 year

@memeslich That modern versions suck harder than having to deal with thAC0/it peaked with 3.5

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Michael of Barbary

@corsairmichel

7 months

@CeciliaGlennon *Especially

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Michael of Barbary

@corsairmichel

7 months

@whiskyunicorn1 It looks like crap in a picture too, imo.

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Michael of Barbary

@corsairmichel

1 year

Look, you don't have to convince me. I already support it.

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@SheriffMina

1 year

Permit-less carry will only make things more difficult for law enforcement.

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Michael of Barbary

@corsairmichel

11 months

Your children are the thing you sacrifice literally everything for if it comes to it.

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Michael of Barbary

@corsairmichel

8 months

Made onion sourdough today. Smells pretty great.

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Michael of Barbary

@corsairmichel

9 months

I made apple leather from the apple pulp yesterday after extracting the juice. It's delicious.

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Michael of Barbary

@corsairmichel

2 years

Just sharing the latest quilt that my mother made cuz it's really awesome and I feel it should be shared. Carry on with your normal outrage and arguing now.

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Michael of Barbary

@corsairmichel

11 months

I would rather castrate myself with a rusty set of scissors.

Lisa Elizabeth

@Lisaelizabeth

11 months

It’s here! @Timcast & @cenkuygur live at 10am on The Culture War!

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Michael of Barbary

@corsairmichel

9 months

Actually retarded or engagement bait? You decide.

Gregory Knight

@gregsart

9 months

Home schooling - once only attractive to religious households dissatisfied with secular public schools - has now increased by 51% over the past six academic years to spread across geography and demography. Is this the main cause of the dumbing down and decline of America?

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Michael of Barbary

@corsairmichel

6 months

Some of my ancestors literally fought a war so I didn't have to respect those inbred cretins. And God as my witness, I'll do just that.

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Michael of Barbary

@corsairmichel

1 year

Cool farmers market morning.

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Michael of Barbary

@corsairmichel

8 months

@dyingscribe You'd be surprised I reckon.

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Michael of Barbary

@corsairmichel

1 year

I would like to reiterate that this is bullshit.

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Michael of Barbary

@corsairmichel

1 year

Of all the dumb tweets of mine to actually get some traction, it would be this one, lol.

Michael of Barbary

@corsairmichel

1 year

I am become Vinegar, pickler of worlds.

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Michael of Barbary

@corsairmichel

9 months

It's a bit chilly outside right now(I was only outside for about 2 minutes).

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Michael of Barbary

@corsairmichel

2 years

@dyingscribe >Radically increases the amount of a risk a man potentially faces during harmless interactions with women. >Wonders why men won't interact with women now. Really makes ya do a big think.

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Michael of Barbary

@corsairmichel

10 months

You are the virus.

KimRB she/her

@KimRigden

10 months

Taking zero chances with all of the viruses floating around.

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Michael of Barbary

@corsairmichel

11 months

Can't. Doing stuff.

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Michael of Barbary

@corsairmichel

8 months

For the zero people wondering how I'm spending my morning, I'm making eggs Benedict for my parents since it was their 45th wedding anniversary yesterday and this was what they had for breakfast the day after.

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Michael of Barbary

@corsairmichel

9 months

@jimmy_rickets @VoicesByZane Tbf, same.

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Michael of Barbary

@corsairmichel

1 year

Yo, what's her number and is she single?

🇺🇸𝒦ℯ𝓃𝓏𝒾 🇺🇸

@shelton_kenzi

1 year

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Michael of Barbary

@corsairmichel

8 months

Sysco, but otherwise correct.

joshua steinman (🇺🇸,🇺🇸)

@JoshuaSteinman

8 months

Many of you aren’t ready to hear this but a significant % of restaurants today are simply upselling food from Costco

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Michael of Barbary

@corsairmichel

11 months

Let's just say, you and I do not see eye to eye and we will never be friends, comrades, brothers, or any other form of close association. And I do believe you are a waste of space.

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Michael of Barbary

@corsairmichel

1 year

I choose death.

Daily Wire

@realDailyWire

1 year

Which table are you sitting at?

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Michael of Barbary

@corsairmichel

9 months

Forgot to take a picture after they came out of the oven but, I made enchiladas today. They were delicious.

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Michael of Barbary

@corsairmichel

9 months

I don't know who's more retarded, all of you, or me for continuing to come back here.

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Michael of Barbary

@corsairmichel

1 year

So I've picked maybe a quarter of the big tree, and I've got like 60-70 pounds of apples already. Man...

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Michael of Barbary

@corsairmichel

2 years

This thread just reveals again how removed some people are from how things are done. Many apparently didn't know that, A) silk comes from an insect and B) the insect does not survive the process

HOW THINGS WORK

@HowThingsWork_

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How Silk is made is quite surprising to many. It all starts with the silkworm.😮

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Michael of Barbary

@corsairmichel

7 months

In a hilarious twist, he's married Boothe's great great granddaughter.

Populism Updates

@PopulismUpdates

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Thinking about how Abraham Lincoln has a descendant named Ralph who likes to cosplay as Abraham Lincoln

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Michael of Barbary

@corsairmichel

5 months

@isnuancealive @RealSpikeCohen Dude, check out his last name, lol. He IS a Jew.

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Michael of Barbary

@corsairmichel

1 year

GM!

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Michael of Barbary

@corsairmichel

10 months

Made some apple butter, and some cranberry walnut sourdough bread today.

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Michael of Barbary

@corsairmichel

1 year

Stolen from padlock for greater(maybe, she's got more followers than I do) visibility.

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Michael of Barbary

@corsairmichel

11 months

Mid December or not even November yet? You decide. Lol

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Michael of Barbary

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1 year

Don't actually hate how I look today so I'm documenting it, lol.

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Michael of Barbary

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8 months

Rarely have I seen a dog that's not a husky that's as happy as she is to just lay outside and become covered in snow.

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Michael of Barbary

@corsairmichel

1 year

@PeeMelville @b0jak_tk Get her king.

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Michael of Barbary

@corsairmichel

11 months

What a perfectly normal and not all unhinged thing to say.

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Michael of Barbary

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1 year

I had to cut my bacon in half before slicing cuz my slicer is just a little guy but...I think it turned out pretty nice.

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1 year

@dyingscribe Sincere question, do you think women will ever realize they did this to themselves and do you think there's a critical mass of realization that can reverse it?

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Michael of Barbary

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"I know I personally was involved in calling you all stupid, spiteful, rube, murderers but, can't we just live and let live? I was only doing what I thought was right." No. And fuck you Galloway and the rest of your ilk. You've made your bed, lie in it.

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"I was on the board of my kids' school during COVID. I wanted a harsher lockdown policy. In retrospect: I was wrong. The damage to kids of keeping them out of school longer was greater than the risk. But here's the bottom line: We were doing our best. But let's give a little

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